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keliphy: Does it allow u edit documents and is it a paid or free app.

psalmdave: pls download vector frm android.mob.org...,its nt even an hd games,its 46mb...if u dnt fall in luv with dat game den cum back here and insult me

Leopantro: next time give it transport money so when it gets to that particular place, instead of waiting there it will get down and enter a cab to get back to you.

go to school and learn how to write well, you will not. It's 2go, facebook,twitter and writing "k" you know well. just look at the rubbish you wrote

Yinkade: Its unbranded actually they sold a branded one to me initially....i knew cos the fone usually showed 03 on start up....had to take it back after...i shouted at them ehn...they had tp replace it immediately....its always important to ask for the internetional version....but even them international versions are the ones that come with uk warranty i was using the devil kernel....but then even people that installed the redpill still had the issue....i read it on xda and like i said its not a software issue

adewasco2k: Guys can't see the bad side of the TouchID? Let's say you had the iDevice with a passcode, at no time can the phone be unlock without your consent....but picture this....you dnt want your girlfriend to have access to you iPhone 5s, simple for her! She will wait till you are asleep, just place your finger on that thang and viola she is logged on! courtesy of you!

Just thinking though as a player

nairaman66: I have been an active user of the iPhone for a long time. I am currently using an iPhone 5 after my 4 was stolen- thanks to the 9ja community

Yinkade: errr I was running a custom kernel bro...and the issue is not a software issue.....I did my research so I am sure

adewasco2k: i must say i was not wowed but lets take a look at few
1. The chips: A7 chip with 64-bit architecture and M7 motion coprocessor
2. The TouchID: which is a Fingerprint identity sensor built into the Home button
3. iSight Camera: i love the features of the iSight Camera, the Five-element lens, ƒ/2.2 aperture etc

On a scale of 5 *****

Galaxy S4 ***
iPhone 5s ****
HTC one **
Lumia 1020 **

iOS still the best mobile operating system, but iDevices lack the hardware. Apple is focusing too much on OS in expense of Hardware and good design.

Olamilec: First of all let me apologise for the - words but if you check that image very well you will know it's photoshop you can't possibly get that of your phone or did your phone as an extra layer to display overlay picture?

adaobi123: Mr man, stop talking rubbish and go on the nokia Facebook page. Jheeezzeeee

Yinkade: update so like 3 days ago i came to complain about the above...... well like i said i did my reasearch well and the fault is from samsung....their earlier note 2 16gb models have a particular chip called the insane chip will after 6-12 months use...the chip would affect the mother board and give it sDS the suddden death syndrome and it happened to my fone....so well y'all that use a note 2 should download an app called eMMC checker from play store....then run it from the info displayed it would tell you if your fone is prone to the sds....if it does then u shld start planning cos the fone would most likely die a sudden unexpected death....anywaiz i went to samsung care at xxxxx......an assistant attended to me in a rude manner....but i overlooked it...she took my phone...checked the imei number...and said my phone has a uk warranry and not a nigerian warranty....those guys at affordables sold me a phone with uk warranty in nigeria....(Ps...I did not call affordables care cos i knew it was story i would hear and i needed the phone asap).....so the babe told me it would cost 36k....l did not have 36k so i was about walking out..when one of the engineers went outside...i sharply blocked the guy....explained to him as omo boy na begged and begged...the nigga agreed 18k...i was like fine he shld do it.....funny thing was that a friends note had the same sds two weeks ago and he took the fone there they said they did not have the part available...his fone was under warranty so they were gonna do it for free....so when this engineer toom my phone i was skeptical that i would get a call later that they did not have the part....so well today i got a call that my ohine was ready...was really excited tho....met up with the guy and paid him off...now the fone is back........and the good news is that i checked the chip with that app and its a SAne CHIP this time....so my note is back and better....just thought i should share with you guys

lomaxx: I wish.

The closest I've ever been to it is the viva. After that, I gave up. Dashed hopes!!

Now the hopes are re-kindling again

lomaxx:

I - Eyeing

II- Eyeing + Hello

III -Eyeing + Phone number ± Hello

IV- Eyeing + Invite-Her-Over ± Phone number

V - exchange transfusion of body fluids

Stage V has best prognosis.

lomaxx: Definition: Love is defined as a state of emotional allure characterised by acute to chronic feelings of affection for the opposite or same gender.

Aetiology
The cause of love is unknown. However, different studies have linked phenotypic features like financial ability, sweet voice, pretty face, firm mammaries, protuding gluteus, smooth hands, nice smell and [s] ability to talk your way into her pants [/s]

Epidemiology
Love occurs worldwide. Widespread incidence across all continents with no geographic predisposition.

It is prevalent in both urban and rural areas.

Occurs in all ages and sex - but higher incidence between 12 and 48 years. Occurs in male and females equally with no genetic predisposition.

However, males have a higher rate of progression than females. High risk population are students

Pathophysiology
The aetiopathogenetic pathway of love starts from a visual impulse detected by the eye which forms an image of the female on the retina.

This leads to widespread activation of the autonomic nervous system. Parasympathetic activation leads to a transient decrease in heart rate, drooling, and an erec.tile response.

Subsequent activation of the sympathetic nervous system leads to increased heart rate, sweaty palms and bladder wall relaxation and increased glucose availability via gluconeogenesis and glycogenolysis. Muscles now acquire energy via ATP to move towards the direction of stimilus.

Hello's are said, interest is declared and phone numbers are exchanged which will lead to a date and subsequent strategy for exchange of body fluids

Clinical features
Transient tarchycardia, sweaty palms, urinary incontinence, drooling, itchy palms, priapism

Diagnosis
Love is a clinical diagnosis.

Treatment
It is a self-limiting disease. Patient is advised to allow the disease to run it's full course. No definitive treatment.

Prognosis
Positive prognostic factors are diverse for both gender.

For males, best prognostic markers are : money, money, money.

Temporary but good prognostic markers with sweet mouth, good lovemaking skills and caring heart

For females: best prognosis markers with good IQ,good sense of humour, beauty, protruding but appropriate gluteus, heavenly mammaries

Poor prognosis for females are : flat pectoral region, flat gluteus, hyperactive mouth and poor IQ.

adaobi123: Lies ! Your link no work sef

Stanley08: I wrote a comparison to get ur facts right! The only thing Note is better over S4 is Battery and Bigger screen (not better screen).

Galaxy S4 vs Galaxy Note 2

CPU - Exynos 5 Octa (1.6GHz A15 processor + 1.2GHz A7 processor) vs Exynos 4412 Quad @ 1.6GHz. S4 wins.
GPU - PowerVR SGX 544MP3 vs Mali-400MP. S4 wins.
RAM - 2 GB LPDDR3 vs 2GB DDR2 (Not sure but definitely not DDR3). S4 wins.
SCREEN - 5" 1080p (Gorilla Glass 3) 441ppi vs 5.5" 720p (Gorilla Glass 2) 267ppi. S4 wins.
CAMERA - 13MP / 2MP both with 1080p recording vs 8MP/1.9MP only back has 1080p recording. S4 wins.
BATTERY - 2600 mAh vs 3100 mAh. Note 2 wins.
SENSORS - 9 on S4 vs 5 on Note 2. S4 wins.
MOBILE DATA SPEED - HSDPA (42Mbps) vs HSDPA (21Mbps). S4 wins.
OS - Out of the box, Android 4.2.2 + TW Nature UX v2.0 on S4 vs Android 4.1.1 + TW UX v1.0 on Note 2 (upgradable to 4.1.2). S4 wins.
EXCLUSIVE - IR Blaster on S4 for TV Remote vs FM Radio on Note 2. I can still say S4 wins.

S4 wins in 9 categories, Note2 in 1.

So how again is Note 2 better?

chaircover: My dear what do you want me to say? There are so many things wrong on so many levels in this "story". An 8 year old maid?! I have a 10 year old that I still scrub in the bathroom once a week. A baby who I still have to help take her hot milk out of the microwave for her cereal so she doesnt burn herself.

According to him, A baby was rapeed at 5! and graduated to masturbattion and has been doing this everyday for the past 3 years. Does that make sense? Who told them that the baby was rapped at 5? where did they get that story from anyway?

This kid is being molested by someone close to the family/neighbourhood/watching porrn or something. How did she know to steal her auntys make up if it isnt something that she has picked up somewhere or did the rappe at 5 cause that also.

Why is she doing so badly at school? is it the masturbattion that is causing that? or the fact that the girl is [size=18pt]being[/size] traumatized by something/someone and its affecting her grades.

. . . .anyway Thats why I told him to pretend that the baby is his daughter and how will he deal with the situation.

He can abuse me as much as he wants. I dont really care. My own is for some truth of what I am saying to sink into him.

so sorry, but sometimes I am not in the mood to write long epistles or over analyze things. I gave him a coded response, which I am sure he understands.

Yinkade: i was texting with my samsung galaxy note 2 and the phone suddenly tripped off.....i removed the battery and inserted it back it did not turn on and i started noticing that the back of the phone id getting hot........guys pls is there any samsung store that fixes stuff like this or is thr phone finally dead?....googled some stuff came up with some results that it might be the board of the phone..................ermmm 4llar,leopantro..guys pls is there any hope?

BADNEAT: Fact:d only Samsung fone I can take in place of my note2 is the note3..s4 can't even fit ...hahaha aaa...I just love d size...omo don't follow Ur heart. ..bro instead use ur head...

4llerbuntu:

Leopantro: lol. here's the result I got with CPU-Z

Model GT-I9300
Manufacturer alps
Board GT- I9300
Hardware mt6575
Kernel armv71

Leopantro: okay, just confirmed it is fake. the battery died and I connected the charger. the most colourful non samsung battery charging sign came up. booting it up; no samsung sign. these chinco guys will not kill someone