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Phones / Re: Is There Any Intresting Game You Kown For Android? Post It Here by ciphoenix: 3:12pm On Sep 11, 2013
Order and chaos online. It's in the playstore.
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 3:10pm On Sep 11, 2013
Leopantro:

next time give it transport money so when it gets to that particular place, instead of waiting there it will get down and enter a cab to get back to you.

go to school and learn how to write well, you will not. It's 2go, facebook,twitter and writing "k" you know well. just look at the rubbish you wrote

I laughed till I cried grin grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 3:10pm On Sep 11, 2013
Yinkade: Its unbranded actually they sold a branded one to me initially....i knew cos the fone usually showed 03 on start up....had to take it back after...i shouted at them ehn...they had tp replace it immediately....its always important to ask for the internetional version....but even them international versions are the ones that come with uk warranty i was using the devil kernel....but then even people that installed the redpill still had the issue....i read it on xda and like i said its not a software issue

interesting,
Family / Re: Meet The Man Who Plans To Marry A Goat Oct 13 by ciphoenix: 10:53am On Sep 11, 2013
^^^^ grin grin
Phones / Re: iPhone 5S & iPhone 5C Event - Live Update by ciphoenix: 10:47am On Sep 11, 2013
adewasco2k: Guys can't see the bad side of the TouchID? Let's say you had the iDevice with a passcode, at no time can the phone be unlock without your consent....but picture this....you dnt want your girlfriend to have access to you iPhone 5s, simple for her! She will wait till you are asleep, just place your finger on that thang and viola she is logged on! courtesy of you!

Just thinking though as a player smiley
grin grin now that I think of it, scary
Phones / Re: iPhone 5S & iPhone 5C Event - Live Update by ciphoenix: 10:46am On Sep 11, 2013
nairaman66: I have been an active user of the iPhone for a long time. I am currently using an iPhone 5 after my 4 was stolen- thanks to the 9ja community grin

This time you'll be losing your thumb as well
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 10:35am On Sep 11, 2013
Yinkade: errr I was running a custom kernel bro...and the issue is not a software issue.....I did my research so I am sure

What kernel were you running? I know redpill fixed that
Phones / Re: iPhone 5S & iPhone 5C Event - Live Update by ciphoenix: 11:19pm On Sep 10, 2013
adewasco2k:

i must say i was not wowed but lets take a look at few
1. The chips: A7 chip with 64-bit architecture and M7 motion coprocessor
2. The TouchID: which is a Fingerprint identity sensor built into the Home button
3. iSight Camera: i love the features of the iSight Camera, the Five-element lens, ƒ/2.2 aperture etc

On a scale of 5 *****

Galaxy S4 ***
iPhone 5s ****
HTC one **
Lumia 1020 **

iOS still the best mobile operating system, but iDevices lack the hardware. Apple is focusing too much on OS in expense of Hardware and good design.

I love their designs. Only thing keeping me from trying is same reason i'll never own a galaxy phone in the S lineup. If they an iphone of 5.5" it'll be like an erotic dream grin
Programming / Re: Can Any One Pls Help Me Decrypt These by ciphoenix: 11:11pm On Sep 10, 2013
maxi-t:


My brother i wouldn't exactly know what Alpha and Omega means, but one thing is sure.
MD5 is like burning of wood (combustion reaction).
After burning, the wood turns to ashes. There's no way known to man to turn the ashes back to fresh wood as it was...
However, an experienced farmer who has been burning wood all his life can look at a certain ash and say this is an ash from the Iroko tree, This is because he has been burning lots of iroko trees. But what happens when someone keeps burning billions of variety of trees? how will the farmer know ?

So also is MD5, it's one way, cannot be reversed. You can have a database and store your own md5 hash there.

apple5: ff89d2a4ac2f41c95b575bcb86b84dfd (readily available in almost all MD5 databases, google d hash)
Hg7droGba: 7bc535b0abef23573efe0a35d9abd3b0 (NOT available anywhere cos no one has tot of such pwd)

See wisdom grin
Family / Re: What Was Your Parents Reaction To Your Grades/Report Card When You Were A Kid? by ciphoenix: 11:10pm On Sep 10, 2013
All I got was a nod. Never cared for that anyway. Success just came
Phones / Re: iPhone 5S & iPhone 5C Event - Live Update by ciphoenix: 11:08pm On Sep 10, 2013
Olamilec: First of all let me apologise for the - words but if you check that image very well you will know it's photoshop you can't possibly get that of your phone or did your phone as an extra layer to display overlay picture?
That's how images are displayed on droid facebook app
Phones / Re: iPhone 5S & iPhone 5C Event - Live Update by ciphoenix: 11:08pm On Sep 10, 2013
adaobi123:

Mr man, stop talking rubbish and go on the nokia Facebook page. Jheeezzeeee

It takes one who uses the app to know wink
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 10:44pm On Sep 10, 2013
Yinkade: update so like 3 days ago i came to complain about the above...... well like i said i did my reasearch well and the fault is from samsung....their earlier note 2 16gb models have a particular chip called the insane chip will after 6-12 months use...the chip would affect the mother board and give it sDS the suddden death syndrome and it happened to my fone....so well y'all that use a note 2 should download an app called eMMC checker from play store....then run it from the info displayed it would tell you if your fone is prone to the sds....if it does then u shld start planning cos the fone would most likely die a sudden unexpected death....anywaiz i went to samsung care at xxxxx......an assistant attended to me in a rude manner....but i overlooked it...she took my phone...checked the imei number...and said my phone has a uk warranry and not a nigerian warranty....those guys at affordables sold me a phone with uk warranty in nigeria....(Ps...I did not call affordables care cos i knew it was story i would hear and i needed the phone asap).....so the babe told me it would cost 36k....l did not have 36k so i was about walking out..when one of the engineers went outside...i sharply blocked the guy....explained to him as omo boy na begged and begged...the nigga agreed 18k...i was like fine he shld do it.....funny thing was that a friends note had the same sds two weeks ago and he took the fone there they said they did not have the part available...his fone was under warranty so they were gonna do it for free....so when this engineer toom my phone i was skeptical that i would get a call later that they did not have the part....so well today i got a call that my ohine was ready...was really excited tho....met up with the guy and paid him off...now the fone is back........and the good news is that i checked the chip with that app and its a SAne CHIP this time....so my note is back and better....just thought i should share with you guys

If you were running on a custom kernel you wouldn't have had that problem in the first place
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by ciphoenix: 11:17am On Sep 10, 2013
lomaxx:


I wish. sad sad

The closest I've ever been to it is the viva. After that, I gave up. Dashed hopes!! angry angry
I feel your pain embarassed

Now the hopes are re-kindling again smiley
cool
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by ciphoenix: 11:59pm On Sep 09, 2013
lomaxx:


grin grin grin

I - Eyeing

II- Eyeing + Hello

III -Eyeing + Phone number ± Hello

IV- Eyeing + Invite-Her-Over ± Phone number

V - exchange transfusion of body fluids grin grin

Stage V has best prognosis. cheesy

Distinction things grin grin grin
Family / Re: Meet The Man Who Plans To Marry A Goat Oct 13 by ciphoenix: 11:49pm On Sep 09, 2013
shocked
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by ciphoenix: 10:10pm On Sep 09, 2013
lomaxx:

Definition: Love is defined as a state of emotional allure characterised by acute to chronic feelings of affection for the opposite or same gender.

Aetiology
The cause of love is unknown. However, different studies have linked phenotypic features like financial ability, sweet voice, pretty face, firm mammaries, protuding gluteus, smooth hands, nice smell and [s] ability to talk your way into her pants [/s]

Epidemiology
Love occurs worldwide. Widespread incidence across all continents with no geographic predisposition.

It is prevalent in both urban and rural areas.

Occurs in all ages and sex - but higher incidence between 12 and 48 years. Occurs in male and females equally with no genetic predisposition.

However, males have a higher rate of progression than females. grin High risk population are students grin

Pathophysiology
The aetiopathogenetic pathway of love starts from a visual impulse detected by the eye which forms an image of the female on the retina.

This leads to widespread activation of the autonomic nervous system. Parasympathetic activation leads to a transient decrease in heart rate, drooling, and an erec.tile response. grin grin

Subsequent activation of the sympathetic nervous system leads to increased heart rate, sweaty palms and bladder wall relaxation and increased glucose availability via gluconeogenesis and glycogenolysis. Muscles now acquire energy via ATP to move towards the direction of stimilus.

Hello's are said, interest is declared and phone numbers are exchanged which will lead to a date and subsequent strategy for exchange of body fluids grin grin

Clinical features
Transient tarchycardia, sweaty palms, urinary incontinence, drooling, itchy palms, priapism grin

Diagnosis
Love is a clinical diagnosis.

Treatment
It is a self-limiting disease. Patient is advised to allow the disease to run it's full course. cool No definitive treatment.

Prognosis
Positive prognostic factors are diverse for both gender.

For males, best prognostic markers are : money, money, money. angry angry angry

Temporary but good prognostic markers with sweet mouth, good lovemaking skills and caring heart

For females: best prognosis markers with good IQ,good sense of humour, beauty, protruding but appropriate gluteus, heavenly mammaries wink wink

Poor prognosis for females are : flat pectoral region, flat gluteus, hyperactive mouth and poor IQ. angry angry







You forgot to add staging cheesy
Phones / Re: Samsumg Galaxy Note 3 Vs Tecno Phantom A 2 (the Phablet Wars) by ciphoenix: 8:08am On Sep 09, 2013
Waiting for the marketers to come in
Phones / Re: Blackerry Messenger Now Available For Andriod Users, Get Yours Now! by ciphoenix: 8:04am On Sep 09, 2013
adaobi123: Lies ! Your link no work sef angry

Calm down cool no rush. September 30 must come
Family / Re: What If Your Dad Had A Secret Child by ciphoenix: 10:26pm On Sep 08, 2013
Always wanted a sister
Phones / Re: Galaxy Note 2 Or Galaxy S3? by ciphoenix: 10:44am On Sep 08, 2013
Stanley08:

I wrote a comparison to get ur facts right! The only thing Note is better over S4 is Battery and Bigger screen (not better screen).

Galaxy S4 vs Galaxy Note 2

CPU - Exynos 5 Octa (1.6GHz A15 processor + 1.2GHz A7 processor) vs Exynos 4412 Quad @ 1.6GHz. S4 wins.
GPU - PowerVR SGX 544MP3 vs Mali-400MP. S4 wins.
RAM - 2 GB LPDDR3 vs 2GB DDR2 (Not sure but definitely not DDR3). S4 wins.
SCREEN - 5" 1080p (Gorilla Glass 3) 441ppi vs 5.5" 720p (Gorilla Glass 2) 267ppi. S4 wins.
CAMERA - 13MP / 2MP both with 1080p recording vs 8MP/1.9MP only back has 1080p recording. S4 wins.
BATTERY - 2600 mAh vs 3100 mAh. Note 2 wins.
SENSORS - 9 on S4 vs 5 on Note 2. S4 wins.
MOBILE DATA SPEED - HSDPA (42Mbps) vs HSDPA (21Mbps). S4 wins.
OS - Out of the box, Android 4.2.2 + TW Nature UX v2.0 on S4 vs Android 4.1.1 + TW UX v1.0 on Note 2 (upgradable to 4.1.2). S4 wins.
EXCLUSIVE - IR Blaster on S4 for TV Remote vs FM Radio on Note 2. I can still say S4 wins.

S4 wins in 9 categories, Note2 in 1.

So how again is Note 2 better? wink

Once you go Note, you can never go S(mall) wink

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Family / Re: Pls Help,my Maid Has Turned Into A Lesbian.how Do I Handle This? by ciphoenix: 10:31am On Sep 08, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
What's a pure Christian? angry

She asked again tongue
Family / Re: Pls Help,my Maid Has Turned Into A Lesbian.how Do I Handle This? by ciphoenix: 10:28am On Sep 08, 2013
chaircover:

My dear what do you want me to say? There are so many things wrong on so many levels in this "story". An 8 year old maid?! I have a 10 year old that I still scrub in the bathroom once a week. A baby who I still have to help take her hot milk out of the microwave for her cereal so she doesnt burn herself.

According to him, A baby was rapeed at 5! and graduated to masturbattion and has been doing this everyday for the past 3 years. Does that make sense? Who told them that the baby was rapped at 5? where did they get that story from anyway?

This kid is being molested by someone close to the family/neighbourhood/watching porrn or something. How did she know to steal her auntys make up if it isnt something that she has picked up somewhere or did the rappe at 5 cause that also.

Why is she doing so badly at school? is it the masturbattion that is causing that? or the fact that the girl is [size=18pt]being[/size] traumatized by something/someone and its affecting her grades.

. . . .anyway Thats why I told him to pretend that the baby is his daughter and how will he deal with the situation.

He can abuse me as much as he wants. I dont really care. My own is for some truth of what I am saying to sink into him.

so sorry, but sometimes I am not in the mood to write long epistles or over analyze things. I gave him a coded response, which I am sure he understands.

You're right. That can't be from a past event. It's something going on at the moment
Family / Re: Couple Welcome Quintuplets, Two Girls And Three Boys by ciphoenix: 10:08am On Sep 08, 2013
5? Wow
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 10:05am On Sep 08, 2013
Yinkade: i was texting with my samsung galaxy note 2 and the phone suddenly tripped off.....i removed the battery and inserted it back it did not turn on and i started noticing that the back of the phone id getting hot........guys pls is there any samsung store that fixes stuff like this or is thr phone finally dead?....googled some stuff came up with some results that it might be the board of the phone..................ermmm 4llar,leopantro..guys pls is there any hope?

And you're sure you were just "texting"
Phones / Re: Galaxy Note 2 Or Galaxy S3? by ciphoenix: 10:03am On Sep 08, 2013
BADNEAT: Fact:d only Samsung fone I can take in place of my note2 is the note3..s4 can't even fit ...hahaha aaa...I just love d size...omo don't follow Ur heart. ..bro instead use ur head...
+1
Phones / Re: Microsoft To Buy Nokia Phone Unit by ciphoenix: 9:22am On Sep 07, 2013
4llerbuntu: grin grin grin grin grin

cheesy cheesy
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 9:20am On Sep 07, 2013
Leopantro:

lol. here's the result I got with CPU-Z

Model GT-I9300
Manufacturer alps
Board GT- I9300
Hardware mt6575
Kernel armv71

Alps grin
Leave am for chin chin folks
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 9:20am On Sep 07, 2013
Leopantro: okay, just confirmed it is fake. the battery died and I connected the charger. the most colourful non samsung battery charging sign came up. booting it up; no samsung sign. these chinco guys will not kill someone
grin
Programming / Re: Can Any One Pls Help Me Decrypt These by ciphoenix: 11:39pm On Sep 05, 2013
What tool did you use?
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 6:18pm On Sep 05, 2013
Sunglow: just recevied alert that possible virus threat have been dectected on my android. pls what shld i do

Do you read app descriptions before download?
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by ciphoenix: 6:14pm On Sep 05, 2013
lomaxx:



1) Notice the age of the patient. 4 months old baby.
Also , notice the onset of death. Sudden death.
Notice the clinical history. The baby was in an apparently normal state of health. Notice the failure of autopsy to show what caused the death. What then could it be?

2) An infection of the meninges would show purulent exudate on autopsy (assuming it's bacterial) and our patient would have had a running temperature.

3) A congenital anomaly will usually run a chronic course, if the baby survives in utero. Our patient had an acute onset. The patient was normal remember? So rule out congenital.

4) Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) is defined as the sudden death of an infant younger than 1 year that remains unexplained after a thorough case investigation, including the performance of
a
complete autopsy, examination of the scene of death, and review of the clinical history.

The underlying pathophysiology is a cardiorespiratory
mechanism. It is a diagnosis of exclusion.


+1 SIDS

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