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soe:
Op.

Don't worry. Just buy him a durable DVD player and a carton of Vaseline.

Come back next week Friday for testimony.

he should wànk his life away

Bleep City indeed!

stinggy:
Obviously taking pictures of the crowd.

Wouldn't have raised the hand so high if he wanted to take selfie

you are on point.



*@ the supermod that placed this on FP, this is a mischievous headline

gbosaa:
This is not Nigeria, those guys were speaking Kenya type Swahili and that language is not popular in Nigeria.

who even speak swahili in Nigeria?

Hi Promking I'm Cirmuell

JECBOSS:
If Nigerians do not want GEJ, then majority of Nigerians do not want Buhari!

how sure are you?

*I was once one of the 'majority' too.

Well, it's a fact GEJ doesn't deserve to lead Nigerians for another 4years.

sidvinci:
Sorry I don't know where to post this......I got a scam mail yesterday from one joy tamba claiming that she got my mail address from nairaland.
Please Seun it's hightime our email address goes into hiding cos this scammers won't let us be.
Thanks
I will post all the messages

since when has your email ever been in the public view before? mtcheew.

Why not? They are not enemies, stop making mountains out of molehills

It's getting worse.

Collynzo9:
Unfortunately the soldier was caught and beheaded at the very end of the video. Sahara reporters blurred that scene while other outlets removed it entirely.

Really? wow that's sad.

wow With bullets in his body this brave niqqa stood up and fight...I can swear it that he stabbed that mutherphucker, he wasn't the same after that encounter.

#AllhailNigerianArmy

please, people need to see this, it's a morale booster.

naturally:
Suo

Shebi you be danfo driver, suo? You are a danfo driver suo. Welcome back

I know zulezu will also come back one day

One of them is back, they split.

Qelvin:
this is why its very important soldiers undergo physical training especially in various forms of martial arts, this is something the US army emphasizes upon when training its soldiers(whether regular or special forces),because in situations of hand to hand combat when you are faced with an enemy with no bullets in your magazine to finish him off... like we just witnessed in that video,its only you and your training that will be left to determine your fate...but that soldier sure deserves a medal!!! ONLY FEW CAN PULL THAT OFF UNDER SUCH ODDS...

oh yes! ur almighty USA.

say, have you seen this our niqqas train before?

physical training kor, spiritual training ni.

Idrismusty97:
So it as been like this for 20 years Then this is long overdue! What is the point of even training our pilots there when they won't sell us their warplanes.

Me self confuse o, you train your pilots with US planes and then give them planes from elsewhere to use. little wonder there are crashes here and there.

Lmao

Collynzo9:
Islam

It's your opinion, but you're wrong.

tit:
Eko oni b'aje!
Nigeria needs Fashola!

Well the puppet is still under the spell of his master.

Collynzo9:
You want to find solution when you are still shying away from the root of the problem?
I wish you goodluck and patience because it is gonna be a really really long journey.

And what is the 'root of the problem' sire?

Instead of arguing about which religion is bad or better, we should all be worried about this menace that is threatning to wipe the whole of our existence, 'cause at the rate things are going it's only a matter of time before each one of us is affected directly or indirectly, trust me. we should push our differences aside(yes, before you are a xtrian or muslim, first you're a Nigerian) and come together to proffer a lasting and permanent solution to these monsters that want to swallow us all. Together we defeated EBOLA(this alone proofs how much we can achieve when we unite to pursue a common goal), together we can defeat these animals too. We should be finding solutions not trading blames. & we can actually start here, the little can...we can't/shouldn't depend on the government 'cause they've failed us

p.s this might not make huge impact now, but I believe we'll get there someday. #salaam

aryzgreat:
Which Mega rally?

oshiomohle 6years in office is What u call Mega rally?

Check how oshio frown face for buhari and Atiku, lol.

Oshio is coming back to pdp watch out

wrong, did you listen to his speech?

*that tinubu is a silly man though, must you name people? Others made their speech without direct reference. I just hate this man

laykorn:
Hey brother don't do this. Calling him silly is unethical. Besides he's a mod and you could be banned.
Ayamlaykorn

Hello! that he's a mod doesn't mean he can say sh¡t about others. tf? *mental slavery*

R.I.P man

Vote out this present weakling , we need right thinking people in the seat of power, we need change, we need someone that can restore the lost glories of our great army. The one who will stand against and remove all our stumbling blocks. Let put aside sentiments, ethnicity and religious affiliations, let our common goal unite us, let vote for change...yes we need the great general, vote GMB come 2015, vote for change.

rattlesnake:
Shez a virgin

*sighs*

CoCoLav:
I would sharply have told him I don't feel cold.

according to reports, she actually started the whole ish.

CoCoLav:
After she must have noticed her husband's body language

she couldn't reject it instantly, as courtesy demands

soe:
Oh you mean aides

Haha...that was a teaser...

*oh d mail just got in...my phone been acting up lately

*haste*

*Okay.

soe:
Does she have aids now?

lol, nah, more like underlings... I don't know how they run their things over there.

*Check your box.

all4naija:
He disgraces himself everywhere he goes? Please, such gesture is not needed. If she felt she is feeling cold she'll ask for a suit by herself. Why did they allow her to seat close to Putin at all?

lol, actually she removed the coat minutes later and gave it to one of her aides.

Zuria:
is it that obvious? Well I love 69 too oops

well cool!, here's something you don't get to see eweryday on nairaland. Badass