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Car TalkRe: When Someone Dents Your Car & Leaves This Note? by cj1080(m): 6:53am On Aug 05, 2013
And I will be like

PhonesRe: Airtel BIS Now #1,000/month + Solution To Make Your #1,500 BBC Work On Pc/phones by cj1080(m): 6:49pm On Jun 29, 2013
Mine is working but I will explain my procedure although it was expensive.

I loaded the 1500 and sent the code. they welcomed me to airte Bb said I had 2.03GB

I tried to browse and notices my credit was going. I changed my Access point to internet.ng.Zain.com credit still going and finished. It stopped browsing but my 2.03gb still de.

I decide to unsubscribe since it didn't work, I sent deactivate to 440. I got deactivated, tend I loaded 1200 for my old Bb trick, *440*4# that gives 1gb.

I was welcomed to it and told I had 1gb data. I checked my data balance and saw, 3.03gb.

I start browsing and my credit ain't going no more. now the bandwidth is going.

so there u have it folks.

The key ingredient here is after you load the 1500 and activate be prepared to deactivate and load extra bandwidth. in my case, extra 1gb.
PhonesRe: Andriod Games (free Take Away)!!! by cj1080(m): 6:35pm On Jun 29, 2013
Gentlemen, I believe we need a collective server bank to download and store the apk and Data files for these games. And we will need one in each state.

First off I have to ask. Anyone one here who has access to unlimited internet via WiFi or other wise should let us know, He or She will be our download and storage person. his objective will be to download VGA qvga and 3d games for use from andropalace.net, lycanandroid and other places.

So that when we need the games we can head over to that person to get them.

Currently I have, raymans jungle, NFS most wanted, NFS shift, Asphalt 6, Repulse,protoxiod, horn, afterburner, Tom Clancy: Hawx. ApK and data files.
While I have. Nova 1,Spiderman,Modern ware fare 2, BIA,Dungeon Hunter, Raindowsix apk files only.

I am around V.I Monday to Friday. Saturdays I am around Iju area. Give me a ring if u need em. 08085833799.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: LG P350 Android 2.2 10k by cj1080(op): 1:30pm On Jun 20, 2013
Still avaliable
Phone/Internet MarketLG P350 Android 2.2 10k by cj1080(op): 6:20pm On Jun 19, 2013
specs
LG- Pecan P350
Android 2.2
3mp camera
wifi
hotspot
bluetooth
2G/3G/Hspda
Rooted
256mb Ram
8gb memory card
Come in Pack
2 back cases (pink andd Grey)
charger and Usb

This has been my phone for a year, sadly its time to upgrade it.

Asking price is N10k
Location Adeola Odeku,V.I.

PhonesRe: BlackBerry To Launch BBM For Android & iOS Mobile Platforms by cj1080(m): 8:33am On May 15, 2013
deeper meaning in this news. Does it mean that blackberry is finally giving up on the sale of sinner to move to a messenger app provider.

Cos they gotta know that if they do this blackberry phone sales will drop. drastically.

except the idea is to leave their bbm app out there while they close up shop.

who knows.
InvestmentRe: Investors Needed In A Nigeria Internet Start-up by cj1080(m): 9:56pm On Mar 21, 2013
see the thing with young people today is that when advise is given, if they dont like it,rather than consider it and think on it, they get angry when it doesnt dance to their tune.

Seriously, how would some who doesnt know you invest in a business with no structures that at least will speak for you if people dont know you at face value.

What your asking is just like saying, i have a fish at home please Mr A from abuja send me water so i can add to its tank so it may grow.

what you should be asking is Mr A i have a fish at home, its in a tank, the tank takes 3Days of water before it needs refilling, the fish can grow 100 eggs in 2hours and in two days it will have 45 young fishes. i am looking for a means to get water for it every 3days. for your water i will give 2fish per 6 days.(negiotiations commerces).

What that you have any investors attention.
SportsAbout Victor Mose: Is This True by cj1080(op): 5:24pm On Feb 07, 2013
This is the story of a young boy whose parents were murdered during 2002 riots in Kaduna. He was aged 11 years at the time. His parents, Mr Austine and Mrs Josephine Moses, were missionaries until they met their untimely death. The boy left his house to play football but returned home to see that all his parents had laboured for had been razed down and he would never see his mother and father again.
He was taken to London by his uncle almost immediately after the incident. While in London, he began deploying his football skills. Though his parents were murdered, his passion for football was never killed. He played football for his school and later for a local Tandrige League club until Crystal Palace FC approached him. From that point, his career progressed in leaps and bounds.
This player played for England's under 16, 17, 19 and 21 teams between 2005 and 2010 scoring 11 goals for England during this period. He later moved to Wigan Athletic and now he plays for Chelsea. This footballer is called VICTOR MOSES.
His story is a touching one, I share his pains. I also share his courage. He had a choice not to step into Nigeria again but he didn't take that option. When the call to serve his fatherland came, Moses dumped England and embraced Nigeria... That is patriotism!
Today, we see a Victor Moses bringing joy to every Nigerian including those who may have inspired his parent's death... That is Love!
On Sunday, Moses would stand for the National Anthem and pledge allegiance to a country that couldn't defend his parents... That is faith!
Moses would deliver the "African Cup of Nations" trophy to Nigeria not minding what had happened in the past... That is forgiveness! Moses rose through bitterness and despair to the limelight of hope and courage.
He never gave up on his country. He persevered... That is purpose!
If someone like Victor Moses, despite the bitter past, never gave up on Nigeria, then why should we....! ONE NIGERIA......


Trying to find the source of this as its been hitting a lot of bbm's and on socials media.

But if it is true. Thenfor me there is a reason to watch naija play come saturday.
PhonesRe: The New Blackberry Z10... PICTURES by cj1080(m): 10:15am On Feb 05, 2013
cecegorz: So when are they doing the Nigeria launch?
Abi they ain't aware this is their biggest market?
I'm loving the Q10 because of my good old love for QWERTY.
I think that picking up the Q10 to bridge a Playbook will make a browsing sense.
Let me know when una enter Naija sha.
Who's biggest market. " Nigeria is their biggest second hand market". Of which the percentage of New BB's actually bought in Nigeria no reach even one of their biggest markets.

Look around you dears. The only way we are getting that phone is when they have stuck a Verizon or Sprint on it. (Then someone can steal it, clone or and ship them en mass to nigeria for us to buy at knockoff prices).
PhonesNoticed: Tunein Radio For Android Not Taking Bandwidth On Glo Bis Plan by cj1080(op): 10:02am On Feb 05, 2013
I don't know if its one of those funny times in the year when Glo decides to say forget about it.

Get this. i downloaded tune in radio for my andoid using Glo's Bis plan on the android. So i move on over to listen to some killer beats from 104.fm on the recommended list.

So i start playing and proceed to fall asleep.

I wake up an hour later thinking, che! my bandidth. only to see 5 msgs from glo that my data balance i still the same.

I promptly switch of tunein and check again, yep its still there no deductions.

I wait for 30mins and check. yep its still there and no deductions.

I start tunein radio again. and stay on for 15mins.

And i chck my data balance again and yep its still there.

So what do you think people.

cos i paid for 700mb as at the time i downloaded tunein radio on my android i had 611mb. as at this moning after using it for a total of 4 hours.

I still have 605mb. (guessing when i used facebook app and stumbledupon they took their bandwidth) but come on, 6mb for four hours of radio play.

Anyone tried this stuff out, holler.
PhonesRe: How To Watch Youtube On You BB Free. by cj1080(op): 9:47am On Feb 05, 2013
khukhi: Don't u have to have airtime and not BIS for watching YOU TUBE Or any videos online?
no its over BIS not your mobile network. so it doesnt charge your credit for watching it this way.

Just switch to 3G and go to youtube desktop site.that's all.

Francheezy: w0t r u saying ?
I watch y0utube v!de0s 0n bb9630(a!rtel bis) with0ut al diz senrenren..
We know, but check you bandwidth balance by sending 0 to 440. you will notice the deduction of bandwidth on each videoyou watch.

This process is for people on unlimited BIS like mtn or etisalat.
PhonesHow To Watch Youtube On You BB Free. by cj1080(op): 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2013
So I just got a dandy bb bold 3 (android fan) cos of the noise from friends and colleuges (still find it a bore though).

Now unlike my android, I find that the bloody thing can't stream youtube videos from youtube.(Bummer).

So I decide to dig deep to find a solution to this conadrum and I find a lot of "its not possible over bis boo bo bo huhs".(Serious bummer).

I began to ask myself"u mean I am stuck on tubidy and vuclip on this thingy, no there must be something".

And alas it came to me via and obscure forum somewhere in cyberspace far far away.

So listen up, I will only say it once.

First you need a BB with OS 7 or a BB with browser updated to version 7. If not it won't work.

Next you need to go to youtube's website. Now this is where it gets interesting.
Notice that anytime you open youtube on yor browser or operamini it takes you to m.youtube.com.

Yeah and when you try to watch a video it tells you some crap about about only via your mobile network and YOU WILL BE CHARGED.

Now when your on mobile youtube, before you select a video, do me a favour, scroll down tothe end of the page.

You will notice a place it says mobile/desktop, with mobile in black.
Now click on desktop. It will take you to youtubes desktop site.

Now for the tricky part.

Wait for it,


Wait for it.

And just select a video let it open and wait for page to load, once it loads,wait for the video to play.

And that's it.

What were u expecting some fancy code url thingy.

That's all. Just make sure you keep the black video window visible.

You will notice the video loading after sometime. Then start to play on its on.

You will also notice your bb sign won't vanish either.

P.s some times it may tell u that " this video is not available for this device" just close the window and reopen it and it will play".

Ps please not it has been tried on a bold 3 and a touch 1 and 2. And it has been tried only on mtn's BIS.

Check whether glo or etisalat will alway you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HR Experiences For The Benefit of Jobseekers by cj1080(m): 4:58pm On Jan 14, 2013
So you mean that all those job sites and agencies that post job adds are just giving HR so much work. 10,000 mails no wonder work no de. I remember that when i finish applying on jobberman i will be told 2 or 3 of my friends and 200,000 people on Facebook like this job add or applied and clicked like. Imagine the people who didn't click like then multiple that number by 2 and add your 2 or 3 friends plus 200,000 people.

Omo HR dude, How can i make my Resume scale thee odds and get the right reactions.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by cj1080(m): 3:15pm On Jan 14, 2013
1. Teleportation: Not only needed to avoid traffic in the morning, but to break in to banks vaults and presidential hotel suites when i need the quick buck to impress a chick and a nice place to lay her.

2. Mind reading: So i can read how Dangote and Adenuga do it while actually finding out what the girls at my office,the one's i meet on my way home plus the one's i meet in church, are saying about me.

3. Super eye sight: To really see what is writen on that sports news paper that guy 2 rows in from of me on the bus is reading rather than stretching neck.(Although might come in handy in some other way.)

4.Mind over matter: To levitate objects and push a touch or feel an object from far. Very good for putting a girl in the mood while you busy on another.

5.Leviatation: Some times you just want to get away from it all at night and watch the city skylights. Hey naija witches do it why cant a guy want it.

Aii when i think up more i will let you lads know.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Sacks 174 LASTMA Officials by cj1080(m): 6:45am On Dec 18, 2012
while the public were warned not to do business with the affected officers as they had been relieved of their posts

Oh they know that the public does do business with them.
Technology MarketRe: Clean UK used Bb Tour For 14k..bold 3 For 19k,white Bold 5 For 57k,wit Warranty by cj1080(m): 8:10am On Dec 06, 2012
The bold 3 is it negotiable or is 19k your last price
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Very Clean Bold2, Bold3, Bold4, Bold5 & Torch2 For Sale... abuja & kad only by cj1080(m): 8:00am On Dec 06, 2012
Since its Christmas season, probably say you sell the bold 3 at 15k. holler 08071064265 if its ok.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Brand New Red Torch1 9800 For Sale by cj1080(m): 7:53am On Dec 06, 2012
How much is bold 3 or curve 3
PropertiesRe: Expert Warns On Dangers Of PVC Building Materials by cj1080(m): 1:51pm On Nov 20, 2012
The alternatives are expensive. e.g a friend of mine didn't want to use PVC pipers in his house due to leakage(I always wonder why when one puts up PVC pipes and pressure pumps water through them they always tend to leaky".)and health reasons. So he decide to go for multilayer pipes, Expensive but hey they got the job done.
Car TalkWetin This Car Do Me Eh!!! by cj1080(op): 12:08pm On Nov 04, 2012
Yes we all have this story. Remember that first car you where driving that was just you true love. It got you from point a to point b, while everyone said get rid of the damn thing.

Mine was a Toyota Corrola Compact 16valve(although sometime i feel there either to extra valves added or subtracted from it depending on the situation).

WETIN THIS CAR DO ME eh!!!!!

No be small thing,Although it got me from A to B with relatively little amount of fuel.E.g Memorable trip from Oregun to Ajah on 4 litres of fuel and back to ikoyi before i bought another 4litres to get home.

But the embarrassing times, particularly when your all dress up with that significant other that your trying to impress, and you just enter the car, put the key in the ignition(smiling while also praying say make the car no f up) and turn the key to hear nothing. Just to be sure you repeat the process 4 times again. and still nothing.

Or another embarrassing time when your coming back from third main land and the car just decides " oh i think i will just turn off now". and you do everything to get it to turn back on, to the point you finally notice that it was over heating(see you in the mist of water but no water to put in the radiator.) you start legging it to oworoshoki to get a bag of water and leg back an hour thirty to put water in the radiator and the car still will not start. Finally you get your trusty mechnic on the line and he decides to come see what the problem is. Five hours later as he arrives and you decide to just test the ignition again. one twist and the car decides"oh i think i will start now".

Oh well we all have our WETIN THAT CAR DO ME EH stories please do share yours.

Phone/Internet MarketRe: Bold 4 And Curve 3 For Sale Urgently! Lagos Buyers Only by cj1080(m): 11:40am On Oct 24, 2012
curve 3 10k
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Bb Curve 3 For Sale Urgently! with picture at a cheap price by cj1080(m): 11:38am On Oct 24, 2012
i will give you 10k for it.
Technology MarketRe: We can help you import goods from china, and you can pay Naira !!!! by cj1080(m): 11:34am On Oct 24, 2012
Still have not seen your mail. yet

i asked about the android tablet 7"

cj1080@gmail.com
Nairaland GeneralRe: Building A 'howto' On Moving From Point A To B Via Keke And Buses In Lagos by cj1080(op): 11:21am On Oct 24, 2012
As a side note, i thing we should include taxis and charters.

E.g

How much for a drop from point A to Point B within surulere,Ikoyi,Vi,Lekki and other areas.

If via keke charter how much would be the standard for a charter.
Nairaland GeneralBuilding A 'howto' On Moving From Point A To B Via Keke And Buses In Lagos by cj1080(op): 11:16am On Oct 24, 2012
Transport Issh.

So Lagos has banned Okada and we find ourselves stranded due to the unavailability of those skilled navigators(Okada) who could locate anywhere for us.

Now the question is for those of us without a car, rollerblades, powerbikes, spirit abilities or higher tech forms of transportation, those of us that have to rely on the good ole snail moving, holdup holding, insult screaming, my Changing holding buses, Keke na Pep and Brt.

How do we now get around via Keke or buses within our or your area.

A typical example. I need to get to eric moore in surulere and i am coming from the island via Brt from Race course. Where do i drop, where will i pick a bus or keke.

or

I need to get to V.I say Adeola Odeku from Ikoyi. whats my first move, walk to where first.

Please feel free to add your howtos depending on you area of residence or frequent movement. So that others might learn and avoid unnecessary leg painning work.
Jokes EtcTrolling Joking by cj1080(op): 6:44pm On Oct 21, 2012
Original ad:
Pole hedge trimmer for sale - Homelite electric hedge trimmer. Great condition. $50 OBO. Email me at russ*******@gmail.com.



From Me to Russ *******:

Hey Russ,

That's a really nice shovel you have in the picture. Is it for sale?

Mike

From Russ ******* to Me:

Sorry guy. Only selling the hedge trimmer.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'll give you $10 for the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Cant you read? The shovel isnt for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

You drive a hard bargain on the shovel. I'll give you $15 for it, and that is my final offer.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Here is my final offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!

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Later, from another email account...

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From Me to Russ *******:

Hey I'm emailing you about the shovel. Your asking price of $10 sounds fair to me. And with the free extention cord, that is a steal. I'll take it!

From Russ ******* to Me:

What are you on about? The shovel isn't for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

Excuse me? That's not what your ad says.

From Russ ******* to Me:

My ad says nothing about the shovel. I'm selling the hedge trimmer, not the shovel. Look again. Nowhere is a shovel mentioned.

From Me to Russ *******:

Quit dicking me around. This ad says you are selling the shovel!



I can assure you I am not Jewish so you can stop pretending you aren't selling the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Oh my god...I swear I didnt put that up. Somebody is messing with me!

From Russ ******* to Me:

Can you send me the link to that ad so I can have them take it down?

From Me to Russ *******:

Sorry, I can't find the link anymore. My wife needed to use the computer so I had to delete my browsing history because I was looking at porn earlier. It was somewhere in the stuff for sale section, if I'm not mistaken...so does this mean I can't buy your shovel?

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From another email account...

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From Me to Russ *******:

Dear Anti-Semite douchebag,

I got a bone to pick with you. I came across your ad in my search for a new shovel and it seemed like a great deal. Until I read your disgusting comment about not selling the shovel to Jewish people. How the hell do you think that is acceptable in this day and age? What does it matter what religion someone is for you to sell them a shovel? This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. You make me sick.

Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred,

Mordecai Goldstein

From Russ ******* to Me:

I don't have a problem with jews at all! Someone else put that ad up to mess with me and I cant find where it is! Can you send me the link to the ad please??

From Me to Russ *******:

Why don't you shovel your Nazi bullshit to someone else? This "Jew" isn't buying it!

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He finally decided to email my original account:

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From Russ ******* to Me:

Look you little prick I know you put that fucking ad up and you need to take it the Bleep down RIGHT NOW. I'm not selling the fucking shovel GET OVER IT and quit being immature you son of a bitch.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'm sorry, I thought I was doing you a favor. I wanted you to see how many great offers you could get if you decided to sell the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

I'M NOT SELLING THE FUCKING SHOVEL LET IT GO! Tell me this asshole if you were doing a favor then why did you put that shit about the jews in therehuh

From Me to Russ *******:

I detected some strong anti-Semitic undertones in our initial conversation...I just assumed you were an anti-Semite. My apologies.

From Russ ******* to Me:

TAKE THE AD DOWN

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I emailed him one last time, from another account.

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From Me to Russ *******:

Good afternoon!

I saw your ad for the shovel for sale. I'm more interested in the axe you have in that picture. Are you selling the axe? I'll give you $20 cash for it.

www.dontevenreply.com/index.php
PoliticsRe: Survival Of Flood Victims, Our Concern –jonathan by cj1080(m): 10:12am On Oct 15, 2012
If your sharp, start stocking up on things like rice garri and beans. Cos this will be the first time nigeria will experience a bit of a food scarcity and high cost of feeding.
PhonesRe: Crazy Apps For Download by cj1080(m): 7:42am On Oct 10, 2012

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