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Sorry to drop this on this thread, but considering that Boko Haram is becoming more of a threat, don't you think we need a threat assessment threat to discuss about this threat and possibily proffering ways to solve the problem.

If so, join us on

www.nairaland.com/1467465/nigerias-first-threat-assessment-discussion#18615296

Now that all the legal stuff is out of the way.

Let input our first threat accessment.

If a perceive explosive device is parked within near or around the vicinty of the national assembly complex, how you it's removable be handled?

Comments please.

No let me start off with one particular area.

Please I repeat this is a threat accessment and analysis Discussion to see how people or our security operative and government agency respond to what ever scenerios members of the public put up in this discussion.

It also should be seen as an adversory to security agencys on how to react, and on public opinions on reactions to a perceived threat.

This is fictional and not to be regarded as real.

This post is for security operatives, a place we people can consider the different kinds of security threats facing this country and seek out ways to combat them.

Arguments here will be constructive and also speculative.

An perceived notion will be anaylised by all.

So please let your imagination and skill work off on this.

Lol falls over laughing. Don't tellthese guys bloody believe this issh. Like seriously don't tell me that the NSCDC, and the police are just that dumb.

To believe that a website designer hacked their website.
Please seriously don't tellme that they are actually that dumb.

Blame others for my situation things

When it comes top online transactions I do two things.

Have two accounts.

1 that is not linked to any mobile platform. Be it online banking, or mobile money

And the second account you use for all your online transactions.

Pay in money to your transaction account, I repeat, pay in, do not transfer money from your other account to it. What I usually do is ask a colleague to transfer from his account to mine and I pay him the exact amount.

This has saves me a lot of stress.

Cos I had a case where my transaction account was being charged for purchase on Itunes. Lucky I didn't have money in that account.

Other option Is to get a token, and activate it. With a pass code. I did that, so now any transaction involving online purchases required my token number.

First off
The person who wrote this is either a guy Who hangs with holes

Or girl who is a child playing adult games that are reserved for adults not kids.

Seriously have to ask this question.

Why do some ladies over enjoy the chase. I read somewhere that it's used to judge a guys interest. But for us guys there comes a time when is becomes tiring and down right annoying. Or at the point we begin to feel that the lady is only interested in the chase only, and we'd back out just to get the phone call two days later asking why you ain't called.

So i want to ask?

At what point did you begin to feel, chasing after a girl you like was getting annoying.

And ladies.

At what point do you feel that you are over doing it.

Might I ask if you have done any plumbing installation with multiple layer pipes before

There is a new product in the market called car cams. it is set just above the drives sit and it gives a view of the passenger.

E.g a police,lastma office and you giving bribe to them. Say cheese for the camera everyone. "Cheese".

Car Cam. for those inappropriate moments.

This might look like a funny Topic but there is a subtle truth to it.

Allow me to explain.

Remember that tablet,laptop,blackberry,Nokia,Samsung of yours that fell into water, got run over by a car, that you mistakenly sat on.

That your kid used to play football and broke the screen, that you threw at you girlfriend and it shattered on the wall in that moment of your rage, that you mistakenly leaned on the balcony to wave and it fell from your hand and you slowly watched it fall to its sudden death.

Yes, that your destroyed discarded, bruised and broken device.

Did you know that it still has a value to someone.

Phone engineers looking for parts to fix an old phone.

buyers of stuff

exporters of stuff.

So don't just throw away you destroyed gadgets again.

Simple advertise it here and let's see a pick of the reck(or beauty).

Cos guys in Oshodi,computer villa and some other grassy places are looking for that thing you think is trash, in what ever condition it is.

kukus01: the way Nigerian graduate go about everything is pathetic.....its disappointing to know that most of them think internet is only for social forum, what happened to ideas and creativity? the availability of the internet is a key factor in enhancing ideas and creativity.....someone once made a statement that 90% of Nigerian graduate is unemployable. i once told a graduate to bring up a proposal for an ICT Project which i wanted to involve him.... i provided him a laptop, internet modem, and external hard drive ..... the bigot was only using my internet facility to download davido songs...... i can bet half of all these graduate shouting am in am in cant even use Microsoft word, its business centers that makes resume for them, not to talk of presenting themselves worthy of being employed. its disheartening to see youths just pinging and wasting their lives away on facebook etc..... please you should all sitdown and think look within your inner mind find what you are good at and expose it. my 1 kobo for una!!!!

You have to realise that not all of them are like that, when you see someone who is determined to succeed, you will know by his efforts to make change and move forward. when u see someone with no clue on what his or she she wants, you try to show him a way and let him decide for himself,
About the one you told about an ict programme, you never knew whether he had the drive for it or not, did, sometimes your vision is not someone else's vision.

From the trend I have read so far, I like where it's going.

Now I think one of the ways to effectively cater from everyone in this association is to create chapters by Region, by state and by local.

e.g National association of unemployed youths Lagos Chapter Ikoyi section.

So within a specific area of a state there is a section to cater for the people within that section.

There can be a section head and his excise.(when we finally get around to that).

Any available law in the house can draft a constitution for how things should work.

Now how to we gather popularity.

Facebook pages,Twitter handles, Google plus.

see them as where people can come hangout and talk.

Sorry just saying my own two cents

This has been a long time in coming, was wondering when something like this would finally show up.

But folks, we need to make it look professional,else no one will take you seriously.we also have to understand that it will take time to get recognition.journey of a thousand miles.

Now how do we make it professional.

We need to register it as a non profit organisation with its goals and objectives clearly stated.

We need to have a managerial board based on election or selection for which the criteria will be clearly state.

What we do has to be felt both locally and internationally.

we need to find sponsorship.

we need objectives that cater towards the Nigerian unemployed, seminars local and international, job fairs, entrepreneurship etc.

And we must be serious on helping and growing the Nigerian unemployed. capacity building must be a must.

Already we have sponsorship backing in the place of seun nairaland, allowing this to go to front page. meaning we will have that same clout when next we have something important to say.

The only problem I for see for this is a lack of organised leadership to push through these goals. From what I see of this organisations future, it has the ability to influence change in our society and create a franchise in other nations.

planning and execution is key.

most ladies say i am too rigid cos. i believe one should act in a certin way.

I believe in one principle. Do on to others what you would have them do to you.

In a relationship, when anyone goes contrary to that rule. I switch off.

now press back and enable tasker. Then exit from tasker and your good to go.

then set it to on

next you select wifi

then you select

next

cell selection

next pic

follow the picture tutorial

Today we will be looking at How to automate switching on your phone wifi, fro those situations where there is a wifi network at home or office or cafe u connect to.

This is handy for people who have wifi at their office or at home, and dont want to always physically go to their wifi button to enable the wifi. or want that as they get to their wifi connection, one or more of their favourite apps open when their wifi is on.

So with out further alk, lets get to it.

First off, one your tasker.

go to the profile tab and click the plus button on the lower right corner. A pop will appear asking you to select either
Application,Date,State,Location,Event< or time.

There are actually two ways of setting this up.

You can go by location, where by you tell tasker that if you are within 30meters of a location specified on your map, tasker should turn your wifi on and connect to your wifi net work. Problem with this is that your location sensor will always be on, and that tends to drain power fast on your device.

We will be doing it the other way.

Back to the profile tab

Now select state.

on state tab, select phone, and under phone tab select cell near.

What this tasker to do is, That anytime your near a certain cell site or list of sites. Here you will click on scan, where tasker will show you the list of available cell sites close to you.p.s leave it on for about a minute to scan as, there thens to be more than 1 cell sites close by.

Now stop the scan and press the back button on the top right of the screen beside the tasker icon.

This will take you back to profile tab. But now a new pop up will appear asking you to select action or name action.

This is where we will tell tasker what it should do when near those cell sites we located.

Now we will name that action wifi on. then we will click the check mark.

tasker will take us to the task or action tab. Here we will click the plus sign below, this should bring a list of pop up's of which we will select the net tab, now in the net tab we will select wifi.

this opens a page with a window that says set as "off". click the off and u will see a list. in the list select "on". once selected, click the back arrow beside tasker icon and we are done.

Thats all. Oh forgot, tap you options button and enable tasker. then exit tasker.

Now when ever your close to the cell sites you specified.(the one close to your office or home or cafe wifi) your wifi will actomatically turn on and connect to your wifi.

Look out for my next tutorial where i will show you how to turn off your keyguard lock when your around your wifi. And, How to open your radio app or music player once you plug your bluetooth ear piece or normal wired earpiece.

tripledub: My top Android apps on my p3 are
1. Tubemate (for downloading and watching youtube videos
2. Samurai II (vengence) - game
3. Mx player - plays music videos and movies
4. Livestation - for watching satellite tv
5. Sybla tv - for watching satellite tv
6. KJV offline bible
7. Avast anti virus + avast anti thief (works on rooted phones)
8. Battery doctor
9. English 1.8 offline dictionary
10. Adobe reader - for reading ebooks
11. Viber, facebook, 2go, whatsapp, skype,
12. Nigeriannewspaper - with over 100 nigerian news papers
13. Utorrent - for torrent downloads
14. Swiftkey keyboard - best for typing texts
15. Mr. Number - for calls and sms
16. Office suite pro - for opening msword, excel, ppt documents
17. Contract killer - game
18. Zarchiver - for unziping files. Works like winrar
19. Zombie booth - turns any pics of ur friend into live zombie
20. Opera mini 7.0 - best for conserving mb
U can get this apps from google play store but u must enable background data sync on ur phone. Also mark allow installation of non-market applications.
Its not easy typing on phone.
More to come soon. Am still testing other apps................

Let me add one more app to your list. that will make things more easier if you can get it. Tasker

Quite literal thats what i am about to dive into.

Have you ever want your phone to be more than a smart phone. To be more attuned to your needs of it.

Such needs being.

I want:-

1. My screen brightness to be high and volume loudest when i am playing my favorite games (modern warfare or temple run)
2. When my alarm wakes me in the morning, i want to see my favourite tweets from twitter and plume.
3. Around lunch time automatically open my facebook and alert me to new updates.
4. (my personl best). When i am at the office, automatically switch off my 3G and connect to my office wifi.
5. When connected to my office wifi, automatically open my podcast and download the latest pods. when done, switch to tunein and play online station on low volume to work resumption.

By now you will begin to get the picture of what i mean by needing your Android device to be smarter and tuned to your needs.

Well ladies and gentlemen now you can actual make your phone do all you needs and more(well it can't get you a girlfriend without effort).

There is a little know or should i say unknown app(to Nigerians) called Tasker.

Tasker has been around for quite awhile. But because it has a price tag, most of us, i have come to notice over look apps with a price tag.

What Tasker does, is it gives you the ability to automate your phone more to your own personal needs. More like your customizing your phone to suit you taste(not just the wallpaper or the ring tones). Tasker can do a myriad of things and from what i have seen so far, most people using it are just scratching the surface.

like building your own Siri type personal assistant to customized voice activated prompts like Vlingo, to on screen notification without the need to slide the notification bar or install different apps for the above mentioned tasks.

There are a lot of things you can do with Tasker, But first you have to understand how to use it.There are a lot of tutorials and articles out there on how to use it and for beginners out there. But see me as the goto guy to ask questions on things you don't understand or need to know.

And yes, all those wants mentioned above, i actually created them on and for my Tecno Phantom A.
The other sweet thing about tasker is its ability to turn the tasks you create into actual apps(apk files) that you can share with friends.

So head on over to Google play and download it.

Feel free to leave your comment or greater responses on the comment section Below.

Le Kwa.

Una just come take picture so stadium una no go

And he be like.

When I be driving by, I be like.