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Phones / How To Watch Youtube On You BB Free. by cj1080(m): 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2013
So I just got a dandy bb bold 3 (android fan) cos of the noise from friends and colleuges (still find it a bore though).

Now unlike my android, I find that the bloody thing can't stream youtube videos from youtube.(Bummer).

So I decide to dig deep to find a solution to this conadrum and I find a lot of "its not possible over bis boo bo bo huhs".(Serious bummer).

I began to ask myself"u mean I am stuck on tubidy and vuclip on this thingy, no there must be something".

And alas it came to me via and obscure forum somewhere in cyberspace far far away.

So listen up, I will only say it once.

First you need a BB with OS 7 or a BB with browser updated to version 7. If not it won't work.

Next you need to go to youtube's website. Now this is where it gets interesting.
Notice that anytime you open youtube on yor browser or operamini it takes you to m.youtube.com.

Yeah and when you try to watch a video it tells you some crap about about only via your mobile network and YOU WILL BE CHARGED.

Now when your on mobile youtube, before you select a video, do me a favour, scroll down tothe end of the page.

You will notice a place it says mobile/desktop, with mobile in black.
Now click on desktop. It will take you to youtubes desktop site.

Now for the tricky part.

Wait for it,


Wait for it.

And just select a video let it open and wait for page to load, once it loads,wait for the video to play.

And that's it.

What were u expecting some fancy code url thingy.

That's all. Just make sure you keep the black video window visible.

You will notice the video loading after sometime. Then start to play on its on.

You will also notice your bb sign won't vanish either.

P.s some times it may tell u that " this video is not available for this device" just close the window and reopen it and it will play".

Ps please not it has been tried on a bold 3 and a touch 1 and 2. And it has been tried only on mtn's BIS.

Check whether glo or etisalat will alway you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HR Experiences For The Benefit of Jobseekers by cj1080(m): 4:58pm On Jan 14, 2013
So you mean that all those job sites and agencies that post job adds are just giving HR so much work. 10,000 mails no wonder work no de. I remember that when i finish applying on jobberman i will be told 2 or 3 of my friends and 200,000 people on Facebook like this job add or applied and clicked like. Imagine the people who didn't click like then multiple that number by 2 and add your 2 or 3 friends plus 200,000 people.

Omo HR dude, How can i make my Resume scale thee odds and get the right reactions.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by cj1080(m): 3:15pm On Jan 14, 2013
1. Teleportation: Not only needed to avoid traffic in the morning, but to break in to banks vaults and presidential hotel suites when i need the quick buck to impress a chick and a nice place to lay her.

2. Mind reading: So i can read how Dangote and Adenuga do it while actually finding out what the girls at my office,the one's i meet on my way home plus the one's i meet in church, are saying about me.

3. Super eye sight: To really see what is writen on that sports news paper that guy 2 rows in from of me on the bus is reading rather than stretching neck.(Although might come in handy in some other way.)

4.Mind over matter: To levitate objects and push a touch or feel an object from far. Very good for putting a girl in the mood while you busy on another.

5.Leviatation: Some times you just want to get away from it all at night and watch the city skylights. Hey naija witches do it why cant a guy want it.

Aii when i think up more i will let you lads know.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Sacks 174 LASTMA Officials by cj1080(m): 6:45am On Dec 18, 2012
while the public were warned not to do business with the affected officers as they had been relieved of their posts

Oh they know that the public does do business with them.
Technology Market / Re: Clean UK used Bb Tour For 14k..bold 3 For 19k,white Bold 5 For 57k,wit Warranty by cj1080(m): 8:10am On Dec 06, 2012
The bold 3 is it negotiable or is 19k your last price
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Very Clean Bold2, Bold3, Bold4, Bold5 & Torch2 For Sale... abuja & kad only by cj1080(m): 8:00am On Dec 06, 2012
Since its Christmas season, probably say you sell the bold 3 at 15k. holler 08071064265 if its ok.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Brand New Red Torch1 9800 For Sale by cj1080(m): 7:53am On Dec 06, 2012
How much is bold 3 or curve 3
Properties / Re: Expert Warns On Dangers Of PVC Building Materials by cj1080(m): 1:51pm On Nov 20, 2012
The alternatives are expensive. e.g a friend of mine didn't want to use PVC pipers in his house due to leakage(I always wonder why when one puts up PVC pipes and pressure pumps water through them they always tend to leaky".)and health reasons. So he decide to go for multilayer pipes, Expensive but hey they got the job done.
Car Talk / Wetin This Car Do Me Eh!!! by cj1080(m): 12:08pm On Nov 04, 2012
Yes we all have this story. Remember that first car you where driving that was just you true love. It got you from point a to point b, while everyone said get rid of the damn thing.

Mine was a Toyota Corrola Compact 16valve(although sometime i feel there either to extra valves added or subtracted from it depending on the situation).

WETIN THIS CAR DO ME eh!!!!!

No be small thing,Although it got me from A to B with relatively little amount of fuel.E.g Memorable trip from Oregun to Ajah on 4 litres of fuel and back to ikoyi before i bought another 4litres to get home.

But the embarrassing times, particularly when your all dress up with that significant other that your trying to impress, and you just enter the car, put the key in the ignition(smiling while also praying say make the car no f up) and turn the key to hear nothing. Just to be sure you repeat the process 4 times again. and still nothing.

Or another embarrassing time when your coming back from third main land and the car just decides " oh i think i will just turn off now". and you do everything to get it to turn back on, to the point you finally notice that it was over heating(see you in the mist of water but no water to put in the radiator.) you start legging it to oworoshoki to get a bag of water and leg back an hour thirty to put water in the radiator and the car still will not start. Finally you get your trusty mechnic on the line and he decides to come see what the problem is. Five hours later as he arrives and you decide to just test the ignition again. one twist and the car decides"oh i think i will start now".

Oh well we all have our WETIN THAT CAR DO ME EH stories please do share yours.

Phone/Internet Market / Re: Bold 4 And Curve 3 For Sale Urgently! Lagos Buyers Only by cj1080(m): 11:40am On Oct 24, 2012
curve 3 10k
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Bb Curve 3 For Sale Urgently! with picture at a cheap price by cj1080(m): 11:38am On Oct 24, 2012
i will give you 10k for it.
Technology Market / Re: We can help you import goods from china, and you can pay Naira !!!! by cj1080(m): 11:34am On Oct 24, 2012
Still have not seen your mail. yet

i asked about the android tablet 7"

cj1080@gmail.com
Nairaland / General / Re: Building A 'howto' On Moving From Point A To B Via Keke And Buses In Lagos by cj1080(m): 11:21am On Oct 24, 2012
As a side note, i thing we should include taxis and charters.

E.g

How much for a drop from point A to Point B within surulere,Ikoyi,Vi,Lekki and other areas.

If via keke charter how much would be the standard for a charter.
Nairaland / General / Building A 'howto' On Moving From Point A To B Via Keke And Buses In Lagos by cj1080(m): 11:16am On Oct 24, 2012
Transport Issh.

So Lagos has banned Okada and we find ourselves stranded due to the unavailability of those skilled navigators(Okada) who could locate anywhere for us.

Now the question is for those of us without a car, rollerblades, powerbikes, spirit abilities or higher tech forms of transportation, those of us that have to rely on the good ole snail moving, holdup holding, insult screaming, my Changing holding buses, Keke na Pep and Brt.

How do we now get around via Keke or buses within our or your area.

A typical example. I need to get to eric moore in surulere and i am coming from the island via Brt from Race course. Where do i drop, where will i pick a bus or keke.

or

I need to get to V.I say Adeola Odeku from Ikoyi. whats my first move, walk to where first.

Please feel free to add your howtos depending on you area of residence or frequent movement. So that others might learn and avoid unnecessary leg painning work.
Jokes Etc / Trolling Joking by cj1080(m): 6:44pm On Oct 21, 2012
Original ad:
Pole hedge trimmer for sale - Homelite electric hedge trimmer. Great condition. $50 OBO. Email me at russ*******@gmail.com.



From Me to Russ *******:

Hey Russ,

That's a really nice shovel you have in the picture. Is it for sale?

Mike

From Russ ******* to Me:

Sorry guy. Only selling the hedge trimmer.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'll give you $10 for the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Cant you read? The shovel isnt for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

You drive a hard bargain on the shovel. I'll give you $15 for it, and that is my final offer.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Here is my final offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!

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Later, from another email account...

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From Me to Russ *******:

Hey I'm emailing you about the shovel. Your asking price of $10 sounds fair to me. And with the free extention cord, that is a steal. I'll take it!

From Russ ******* to Me:

What are you on about? The shovel isn't for sale.

From Me to Russ *******:

Excuse me? That's not what your ad says.

From Russ ******* to Me:

My ad says nothing about the shovel. I'm selling the hedge trimmer, not the shovel. Look again. Nowhere is a shovel mentioned.

From Me to Russ *******:

Quit dicking me around. This ad says you are selling the shovel!



I can assure you I am not Jewish so you can stop pretending you aren't selling the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

Oh my god...I swear I didnt put that up. Somebody is messing with me!

From Russ ******* to Me:

Can you send me the link to that ad so I can have them take it down?

From Me to Russ *******:

Sorry, I can't find the link anymore. My wife needed to use the computer so I had to delete my browsing history because I was looking at porn earlier. It was somewhere in the stuff for sale section, if I'm not mistaken...so does this mean I can't buy your shovel?

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From another email account...

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From Me to Russ *******:

Dear Anti-Semite douchebag,

I got a bone to pick with you. I came across your ad in my search for a new shovel and it seemed like a great deal. Until I read your disgusting comment about not selling the shovel to Jewish people. How the hell do you think that is acceptable in this day and age? What does it matter what religion someone is for you to sell them a shovel? This is absolutely despicable and an outrage to the Jewish community. You make me sick.

Sincerely NOT buying your shovel of hatred,

Mordecai Goldstein

From Russ ******* to Me:

I don't have a problem with jews at all! Someone else put that ad up to mess with me and I cant find where it is! Can you send me the link to the ad please??

From Me to Russ *******:

Why don't you shovel your Nazi bullshit to someone else? This "Jew" isn't buying it!

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He finally decided to email my original account:

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From Russ ******* to Me:

Look you little prick I know you put that fucking ad up and you need to take it the Bleep down RIGHT NOW. I'm not selling the fucking shovel GET OVER IT and quit being immature you son of a bitch.

From Me to Russ *******:

I'm sorry, I thought I was doing you a favor. I wanted you to see how many great offers you could get if you decided to sell the shovel.

From Russ ******* to Me:

I'M NOT SELLING THE FUCKING SHOVEL LET IT GO! Tell me this asshole if you were doing a favor then why did you put that shit about the jews in there

From Me to Russ *******:

I detected some strong anti-Semitic undertones in our initial conversation...I just assumed you were an anti-Semite. My apologies.

From Russ ******* to Me:

TAKE THE AD DOWN

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I emailed him one last time, from another account.

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From Me to Russ *******:

Good afternoon!

I saw your ad for the shovel for sale. I'm more interested in the axe you have in that picture. Are you selling the axe? I'll give you $20 cash for it.

www.dontevenreply.com/index.php
Politics / Re: Survival Of Flood Victims, Our Concern –jonathan by cj1080(m): 10:12am On Oct 15, 2012
If your sharp, start stocking up on things like rice garri and beans. Cos this will be the first time nigeria will experience a bit of a food scarcity and high cost of feeding.
Phones / Re: Crazy Apps For Download by cj1080(m): 7:42am On Oct 10, 2012
Technology Market / Re: We can help you import goods from china, and you can pay Naira !!!! by cj1080(m): 10:29am On Oct 09, 2012
Rachel wang:


Sent a mail to you

have not seen your mail yet.
chijioke.ahamefula@yahoo.com
Phones / Re: Android: Low internal Memory Solution by cj1080(m): 5:13pm On Oct 06, 2012
ok for the full tutorial of how you can use link2sd or partition your drive.

check here: [url]htcexplorertips..com/search/label/link2sd[/url]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Genuine And Proven Recruitment Agencies. by cj1080(m): 8:39am On Oct 05, 2012
Tried all of them in since 2006 when i left service.

One thing you have to note.

Most jobs they offer are for people with ond and hnd. it takes time but if you have the qualities their firms are looking for then you will get the job.

For bsc its another matter.

All in all my assessment of them is that see them as one avenue for your job hunt and not the only avenue for it.

Apply for their jobs and pray about it. Same way you do about other job adverts you see on guard and online.

P.s Please just avoid the guardian and go online for your job searchs. 80% of the jobs there are not worth following except you they are advertised by known firms.
Phones / Re: Android: Low internal Memory Solution by cj1080(m): 9:24am On Oct 03, 2012
No tested replies yet.
Politics / Re: Money For Job In Federal Agencies? Presidency Expresses Shock. Your Experience by cj1080(m): 9:11am On Oct 03, 2012
Federal Ministry of foreign affairs: 450,ooo

Federal hospital: 450,000 to 470,000

Federal library: 200,000

Federal urban and regional: 150,000

these are figures from people.
Phones / Re: Android: Low internal Memory Solution by cj1080(m): 11:09am On Oct 01, 2012
What up people happy independenc day

Technology Market / Re: We can help you import goods from china, and you can pay Naira !!!! by cj1080(m): 9:18pm On Sep 30, 2012
Hello dear,

I need an android tablet 7inchs running on icecream sandwitch,capacity screen,GSM 3G internal with bluetooth and sim.

Could you send me your pricelist and possibily a brochure of the other products you sell.

chijioke.ahamefula@yahoo.com
Phones / Re: Android: Low internal Memory Solution by cj1080(m): 10:19pm On Sep 29, 2012
Mafia4life: To add more details. U can also search and download "Root All 2 SD" to do this because not all files can be moved to SD eg Lib files, Data and cache still remains in fone memory. This app will partition a section of ur SDcard and clone it as fone internal memory.

Nicely done buv
Phones / Android: Low internal Memory Solution by cj1080(m): 1:17am On Sep 29, 2012
Once again gentlemen, I come bearing gifts

We all have experienced the low memory issue that comes from our sheer download and usage of Various android apps and

games, that some times we find ourselves uninstalling and installing apps so that we can free up space.

Now gentlemen jump with joy because as Avast says" Avast me hearties, you ship of dangerous seadogs be safely in your sd."

This works for Android phones and tablets running Android 1.6 to 2.3 and higher as in froyo to icecreamsandwitch.

So without further adue, lets get started

For Foyo or Gingerbeard OS.

1. Make sure your Android devices is rooted
I can't stress this any louder- if you want to root your devices google how to root your device.

2.YOUR PHONE MUST BE ROOTED!!!!!! Stressing this again.

3. You must have superuser installed and active.

4. You need a partition creator app.
This is an app that can create partitions on your SD card via your droid phone or tablet.
Do a google play search for partition creator or just download paragon partition creator.

5.You need to create two partitions on your SD card and you will make those partitions your primary partitions.
Some phones have the ability to create partitions on your Sd and name them ext,ext01. use you root explore to check your

root folder for mnt(mount) folder. If its there and it shows folders in your phone memory as against your SD. then you will

need to create the partition on your SD through a partition creator.

6. Once the partitions have been created(beginning to sound more like windows now).

7.Look for link2sd on googleplay and download and install it.
This app is like your basic app2sd but better and with more funcions. Fountions that enable you move even your systems app

to SD.

8.Once installed, open Link2sd it will show you all the apps installed on your system including all your system apps.

before it opens Superuser will ask that you allow or deny the app access. click allow.

9.Now for the hard part. You will need to select the apps you want to move to the partitions you created on your SD card.

This you can do by tapping the app. Once you select or tap an app on limk to sd, scrol down til you see twwo buttons "Move

to SD' or "Actions" if an app shws only actions button, tap the action button.

10. Once you tap the action button it will give you the option to convert that app to a system or user app.

11.Convert the app to a user app and go to your applications option in your settings. you will see hat now you can move the

app to sd. if the option is not there, use link2sd to move the app to sd.


For gingerbread and higher.

1. You may or may not need a partition depending on your phone

2.Open link2sd. and select those standard apps that came with the phone. e.g facebook,twitter,googleplay,gmail,google

maps,youtube. and convert them to user apps and move them to your SD.


Thats all folks.

Enjoy more space on your phone and less worry of space issues.

p.s when creating the partitions on your sd, use 100-200mb for partition space just to be on the safe side so as not to

worry over it getting full.

For any details shot me a viber call on 0023430967.
Phones / How To Stop Annoying Text Messages From MTN,GLO,AIRTEL,ETISALAT by cj1080(m): 1:35pm On Sep 27, 2012
Quite frankly i think its time these network providers start understanding that this their issh with sms advertisements are getting a tat too much.

I usually get sms alerts from them on one thing or the other that i did not subscribe too. Take Glo for instant and their 07702 4040(wonder why they did not leave it at 404). theses numbers have been a constant itch on my backside for sometime now, particularly when i just load my phone with credit. Sometimes its like i just load a Glo recharge vouch and Bam -Hello- 07702 or 077028 is calling and asking me if i would like some beauty tips(Like say i be chick)for N100, Press 1 to confirm or 2 to cancel. They forgot to tell me that end call button follow for the buttons way de confirm the service.

The worst of the bunch is the 5471 number from Glo. Imagine I am busy enjoying my sleep around 2Am and my phone starts ringing, thinking i had a call from someone important"maybe something serious happened". In a drowsy sleep mode i blind myself with my phone lights and peek at the now, its a text message from 5471898708, which reads "I looking to make friend, u luv", to which i promptly reply "Your father there thunder fire you".

Well you all get the picture.

I now really have to ask, does anyone know the unsubscribe codes for all these useless messages and calls that our network providers are giving us.

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Technology Market / Huawei Ideos Tablet With Bluetooth And Calls 25k by cj1080(m): 9:07am On Sep 04, 2012
I have a huawi ideos s7 tablet i wanna sell.

specs

7“inch tablet.
Capacity screen
makes calls and receives sms
sim slot.
2g,Wcdma and 3g enabled.
3mp camera front.
speakera and mic.
5 hours battery life
5 days battery life on standby.
charger,earpiece,pc cable and pouch.

price 25k

cj
call 08071064265.

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Phone/Internet Market / Huawei Ideos S7 Tablet 3g Calls Bluetooth For 25k by cj1080(m): 8:50am On Sep 04, 2012
I have a huawi ideos s7 tablet i wanna sell.

specs

7“inch tablet.
Capacity screen
makes calls and receives sms
sim slot.
2g,Wcdma and 3g enabled.
3mp camera front.
speakera and mic.
5 hours battery life
5 days battery life on standby.
charger,earpiece,pc cable and pouch.

price 25k

cj
call 08071064265.

Technology Market / Re: Huawei Ideos S7 7inch Tablet With Bluetooth,2g 3g And Make For Sale 35k by cj1080(m): 11:44am On Aug 16, 2012
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