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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f): 6:01pm On Aug 24, 2012
gidson12: I understand ur typing this piece of shyte from a psych ward, for you to open your c-u-m catcher to say that pastor chris has impacted more enlightenment than jesus christ is an indication of how abysmal your brain cells are depreciating ......there is no point trying to help you reason, first get a proper cure for your mental illness then we can talk
Couldn't be better. May God bless u
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f): 5:13pm On Aug 24, 2012
Ignatio: I also took a look at his profile and saw there's no point going further arguing with him. Dude is into Arianism.
I hope he finds a wife that share the same ideas.
Hmmmm, my thoughts exactly. Poor Billy.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f):
Billyonaire: Thank you. I need you to proof that I am wrong. Show me indication and verses where Jesus Christ buffered the 666 Theory. Revelation wasnt the last book written, but during compilation, it happens to be last book on your Bible. From theological surveys, it was written before the birth of Jesus, then why didnt Jesus Christ preach on 666 during his lifetime.
To this end, Billy, I have confirmed what DemDem saw while on Page2 of this Thread. I now leave u to battle ur stagnant mind, with d hope that you'll one day accept d truth.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f): 4:27pm On Aug 24, 2012
Billyonaire: The concept of 666 is totally false. Till date, no one has been able to identify when era) that the Book of Revelation was written and the real identity of the John who wrote it. That John never lived in the Jesus' Era. Close monitor indicates that the book was written in the times of the old testaments. Stay away from dogmatic extremism. Little wonder, the Great MOGs dont comment or preach about it. Cos it is misleading conspiracy enshrouded theory without historical and futuristic potential occurrence. Its is as confusing as the theory of Trinity.
Billy, indeed, ur problem is that ur r not brainy. Just like the Saducces n the Pharisees, u have ears yet u can't hear, u have eyes yet can't see. Oh, u little mind how can u understand.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f): 3:47pm On Aug 24, 2012
Ignatio: Can someone talk sense into this guy?
Many people have made steps to...but his(Billy) inner brain seems to be inactive. We can only pray for him. I know his kind.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f): 3:33pm On Aug 24, 2012
Billyonaire: Are you dead already ? Or you are no more coming to Nairaland.com ?
Billy, the truth is usually bitter. However, I must tell u that ur Chris Oyak n d likes have made ur IQ is absolutely inactive. I've been told there's no remedy to ur sickness. Poor u. Though, I bliv Jesus can forgive ur earlier utterances if u do as been informed or 'enlightened'.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f): 10:58am On Aug 24, 2012
Billyonaire: You are right, no man can have impact on Christianity than Jesus Christ, infact, Christianity was coined from Christ based on the Teachings of Jesus. I am totally in agreement with that. But trying to ridicule Pastor Chris is like mocking the Liahona of our time. How many of us are ready to re-read the parables that is 2000 yrs old again and again. Pastor Chris is expounding on the old truth using 21st tools and vocabulary, just like Jesus expounded on the truth using Parables. The words that Jesus Preached, wasnt his word. He expounded on Judaism, and Pastor Chris is expounding on these same old doctrines using modern days technologies and terminologies and deserves all the glory, the honor and crown that comes with it. No one should dare take the glory of Jesus to pastor Chris and "vice-versa", if you know warramean.
Billy, no matter how hard you wanna try to white-wash ur ill-belief to suit ur washed-out brain, I must remind u that, Billy, u owe Jesus Christ a cry of apology to d outright blasphemy and ridicule of the teaching of Jesus Christ. You owe Christ a cry of apology n pray Christ to lead u aright. Man cannot save u, but Jesus Christ can.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f): 10:27am On Aug 24, 2012
Demdem: Billygoat, u just blasphemed. Teachings of Jesus christ is the foundation and holds much more effect and impact than that of any man, chris inclusive. without this, will pastor chris have anything to teach?
May God Almighty bless u n ur 10 generations to come. May every path you tread be blessed n favourable. God will guide n protect ur every step. The Holy Spirit is wit u. Enlighten him cos he's lost his mind.

Billy, owes Jesus Christ a cry of apology.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by Clairette(f): 10:21am On Aug 24, 2012
Billyonaire: Let me be frank. The teachings of Pastor Chris Oyhakilome has impacted more enlightenment in many, than the teachings of Jesus Christ. His Teachings are for these times while teachings of Jesus were meant for people of his times. I am not religious, but I love motivational speeches.
Pls wake up n read a write-up a lunatic posted on ur behalf.
RomanceRe: I've Found The Most Beautiful Girl°°° On Nairaland! by Clairette(f):
Who's more beautiful amongst 'em. Watch well
LiteratureRe: Calling All Writers Contest 1: A Challenge So Great by Clairette(f): 4:02pm On Aug 12, 2012
O_D_B: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my dog Smurf, for being really small and brave and always there for me. I would also like to thank my turtle pet cookie for surviving against all odds for over a week without water. Next i would like to thank the lucky my pitbull that lives in my backyard for been really fat because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to thank my cousin for giving me someone to beat in Mario Kart. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i ate deep fried, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing,thank you everyone.
Reminds me of my book: Fetch the Future. Congrats!
Christianity EtcRe: What Inspires You To Stay Focused? by Clairette(f): 12:08pm On Aug 12, 2012
God's abundance grace in inspires. It teaches me that if I stay focused and determined, all is well.
PoliticsRe: Something Is Wrong; Power Is Improving by Clairette(f): 9:42pm On Jul 30, 2012
gossips: Hmm!
A very selfish view point!
Who really is your neighbour here? The man who shares same block or neighbourhood with you? That certainly is a restricted way of looking at it, don't you think?

Anyway, my view about this whole power-improvement matter is that you don't judge with what happens in your tiny area which doesn't make up to 1/1,000,000 of areas in Naija.
I just liken to the kind of prayer I hear some Nigerian Christians say. that, even if fuel were to go for a 1000naira per litre, it won't matter to them as long as they can afford it. That I consider to be selfishness at its peak and shouldn't be displayed or even condoned by anyone.
Many thanks n God bless u. Educate them n awake their unconscious state of mind.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Elected First Lady Of Africa by Clairette(f): 12:49pm On Jul 28, 2012
Congrats!. She deserves every honour conferred on her. Dame Patience truly loves humanity.

You that is talking, what's your passion n what steps have u made to develop it.
LiteratureRe: New Or Unknown Authors You've Discovered (not Best-sellers) by Clairette(f): 1:05pm On Jul 27, 2012
Ekemini Francis----- Fetch the Future
LiteratureRe: The Love For Book Titles by Clairette(f): 10:53am On Jun 25, 2012
amiskurie: Wow,dats a cool title.
Thanks.
Christianity EtcRe: Household Of God Pastor, Rev. Kris Okotie Separates from His Wife by Clairette(f): 7:13am On Jun 25, 2012
BERNIMOORE: [b]Its not a surprise anyway,
this is not 'touch not my annoited' or thou shall not judge, he actually briefed the church by himself.thats enough evidence.

But what is more of concern is that is he really qualified to be an oveerseer (Bishop,pastor,Deacon)?
lets aknowledge these first,below;

Galatians 6:7-9
New King James Version (NKJV)
7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for[size=14pt] whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8 For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life.[/size] 9 And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart.

Do people really knew that the position of AN OVERSEER;(Bishop,pastor,Deacon) is not automatic?

how do i mean?
there are christian rules that demands that 'one gunning for the position' must be tested first to meet some strict requirements, read below;

now lets see how early christians operate during the apostles,

overseers are appointed by team of apostles and older men, there is no mention of women,and i challenge anybody to show bible account that says anything as deaconess leading the church,...nowhere,
lets see the requirements below,

1 Timothy 3 :1-13;
New King James Version

Qualifications of Overseers

1, This is a faithful saying: [size=14pt]If a man desires the position of a bishop[/size],[a] he desires a good work. [size=14pt]2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach;[/size] 3 not given to wine, not violent, not greedy for money,[b] but gentle, not quarrelsome, not covetous; [size=16pt]4 one who rules his own house well, having his children in submission with all reverence 5 (for if a man does not know how to rule his own house, how will he take care of the church of God?)[/size]; 6 not a novice, lest being puffed up with pride he fall into the same condemnation as the devil. 7 Moreover he must have a good testimony among those who are outside, lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.

Qualifications of Deacons

8 Likewise deacons must be reverent, not double-tongued, not given to much wine, not greedy for money, 9 holding the mystery of the faith with a pure conscience. [size=18pt]10 But let these also first be tested; then let them serve as deacons, being found blameless.[/size] 11 Likewise, their wives must be reverent, not slanderers, temperate, faithful in all things. 12 Let deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well. 13 For those who have served well as deacons obtain for themselves a good standing and great boldness in the faith which is in Christ Jesus.

emphasis on verses 4 and 10 below;pls read it from your own bible first before you comment,;


''4, one who rules his own house well, having his children in submission with all reverence 5 (for if a man does not know how to rule his own house, how will he take care of the church of God?)''

10,But let these also first be tested; then let them serve as deacons, being found blameless


honestly, if these above qualities were tested by teams of qualified men independently like the apostles,it is avoidable and will not put Gods name to shame, read further;vs 7,


''7 Moreover he must [size=16pt]have a good testimony among those who are outside, lest he fall into reproach[/size] and the snare of the devil''.

verse 7 allows criticm from 'those outside the church' or non members testimony too as a fact.

now, how many people today really read these and meditate,why it is important is that if you must die for a faith,are you sure that you are doing it 'the way and standards set out in the bible'? or you worship 'papa' 'daddy' or'mummy' instead of God? replacing Gods word with prosperity?

remember that Adam was 'not deceived',you have all the time now to decide serving the true God,NOW.

thanks[/b]
Well spoken and highlighted. Only that you did not emphasis on the issue of a woman leading a church.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by Clairette(f): 12:12am On Jun 25, 2012
Mine is August 15. I cherish this day. I love the month of August
LiteratureRe: The Love For Book Titles by Clairette(f): 3:22pm On Jun 23, 2012
I'm about to launch my Poetry book entitled: Fetch the Future
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Intern/ Industrial Attachment In Hughes Baker,port Harcourt Option by Clairette(f): 3:44pm On Jun 10, 2012
Pls, I'm very much interested in this vacancy. My brother who is based in PH holds an ND in Electrical Electronics Engr. And he's in dire need of a place for his Industrial Attachment. The guy is practically good. He's got several years of experience. He started electrical works when he was 13yrs
. Pls contact me at right4francis@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by Clairette(f): 10:57pm On Jun 02, 2012
naturalwaves: This kind of forum is best for people like u who can sit in d corners of their houses and then type jargons without any serious consequences.I realised we aren't on the same level in everything ok?I do not even know if u av been to lagos and when and ow long if atall.U sit in d bush and talk about things happening in lagos.Bush girl from Akwa Ibom.I thought U guys are more famous for ur s****L promiscuousity,why dont u just face that.
You are no less a Bone-head containing some shit water that run d filty gutters of Lagos, probably living at Okokomaiko or Mushin. You r no doubt a Yoruba guy lazing abt d streets of Lagos n praising people for alms n waiting to be taken in by some old moms(sugar mummy).

Yes, I'm an Akwa Ibomite n a very proud one especially, giving its present Govt n d developmental strides yet comparable.

Wake up boy n be a realist. You dull baby!!
FamilyRe: Her Husband Lied About His Job by Clairette(f): 9:46pm On May 27, 2012
Gaggi: @steph
Didn't u read d post? The guy was squatting with a friend and must have claimed that was his house. It's no news dat women could be silly when in luv. I dnt knw details of their dating as i generally like minding my business.
As a matter of fact it's possible dat my cousin must have been aware dat d guy was jobless but was in luv and wanted d family to accept d man.
My issue now is whether to help out or not. I want to help my cousin but since this guy has proved dubious i dnt knw if he shld be trusted with a large sum of mny. I feel insulted that we got played.
@Gaggi
I have a feeling that d guy in discourse is u or a younger brother of yours. We all know that a wink is different from a smile. I smell suya. Such 'disgusting antics do not give a guy any step further.
PoliticsRe: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by Clairette(f): 6:32pm On May 26, 2012
naturalwaves: Clariette,if u wanna make reference to or reply 2 wateva I myt av said,quote it and then make ur response underneath.Do do copy and then chip some jargons in-between ok? Going by ur responses,I can see dat there's no point argueing wit U.I got beta things 2 do.
You appear to me like someone with no good analytical skill. You kinda: because Professor A said so therefore is correct! I'll let u go expand ur brains. Lazy student
PoliticsRe: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by Clairette(f): 2:25pm On May 26, 2012
"Advanced nations make use of such money in developing d states and their country as a whole and.."

While lagos use theirs in feeding 18m people.


"as U can see, Lagos is working".

While Akwa Ibom is sleeping?
PoliticsRe: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by Clairette(f): 12:28pm On May 26, 2012
naturalwaves: Clairette,I doubt if U're an educated fellow and if U are,U must be 'half baked' cos ur analysis and stupid 18m questns aren't different 4rm those of an illiterate. Simple logical analysis shuld tell U dat,d more d populatn,d more difficult it is 2 manage a state and d more money is needed but FG has turned deaf ears 2 d plight of Lagos wit a nonsence 4bill naira monthly allocation.There was even a tym FG refused 2 pay for months cos PDP kuldn't capture Lag yet Lagos survived. I served in d north and one major feature ova there is good roads cos wen a road is constructed,only few vehicles ply it. D amount of vehicles dat ply Lagos roads on a daily basis is more dan dose dat ply alot of oda states combined hence more fund is needed 2 build a gud 1 in order 2 reduce wear and tear and maintain d roads.Do u know d pop of govt workers dat'll need 2 be payed? Is it d same amnt of money dat U'll use 2 provide facilities 4 abt 10mill students dat U'll use 4 a lower no?It is not 2 much if Lagos gets 1/4 of FG's monthly allocation instead of d 4bill naira. Inspite of all these,Lagos state still stands tall among d best.Nobody told U dat Lagos state is giving a population excuse 4 lack of visionary leadership. Wen U talk abt visionary leadership,U talk abt BABATUNDE RAJI FASHOLA of Lagos state.Ok? I suggest U follow d thread and read earlier posts so we won't need 2 start typing allover again wat has been typed and 2 avoid stupid questions like d ones U asked.
I'll take it to be that u r not current wit governmental issues or that u argue like an 'educated' village teacher and that u r simply daft in logic. Or that u r a greedy, vision-less sadist(like ur 'rulers
' Poor u. I'll give u an assignment; go to Lagos n count all d tax payers-both individual payers, corporate organizations, industries etc. Once u r done take ur daft head to Akwa Ibom n put into account those entities I mentioned earlier. Do d analysis wit d money ur Lagos receives monthly n that which Akwa Ibom receive. Once u r done take ur educated legs n make moves to a political analyst or analysts. Thereafter, bring ur result to d table. By then we'll c how best we can advance ur academic achievements.
PoliticsRe: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by Clairette(f):
jason123: But also take into account the population in those states. Lagos alone houses 18 million people, 12% of Niaja's population!!! Its not easy to manage such a population. This also means the money allocated per head Is quite small in those states compared to AkwaIbom.
In other words, Fashola or any other Gov go house to house to make development possible? Or are you saying that there r also 18m roads, 18m schools, 18m hospital built as well as 18m potential hospitals and 18m developmental targets each? If Govs were to give their State's population as an excuse for their lack of vision, then Bayelsa State would be a paradise of sort. And that means Prèsi Jonathan is blameless given d 150m people he has to 'manage'
Pls do ur analysis well cos I'm interested in this ur population thing.
PoliticsRe: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by Clairette(f): 9:46pm On May 25, 2012
Unless u were not in Akwa Ibom 5yrS ago, then I'll pardon. Without sentiments of any sort, Gov Akpabio, if fairly or on merit, should be listed, noted n taken as the best Gov Nigeria has produced. The best ever in all areas u may want to mention. Mostly noted, he's a detribalized Akwa Ibomite of note. Ameachi n Fashola have d allocation n all d tax payers money at their disposal yet they've not been able to meet up it Akpabio. Do d maths; how many companies or industries does Akwa Ibom has n how many do Lagos n Rivers have? Do the maths n score urself with all fairness
LiteratureRe: Introducing Association Of Nigerian Christian Authors And Publishers by Clairette(f):
If this is to serve as a means to evangelise the word of God then it's okay but not exactly good. Otherwise, I condemn it wit every word I can describe it with. I'm an Author but won't join such divisive association. This is not far from d problems Nigeria is facing. We should be creative wit our thoughts as citizens of a nation n not just to books or penning. I'm sure u r one of those that criticise; Northern Govs Forum n so on n so fourth...
LiteratureRe: Mtn's 'if I Was Your Child' Advert, Wrong English? by Clairette(f): 10:30pm On May 24, 2012
thiscounts: Both are acceptable and grammatically correct, but 'were' is given more prestige than 'was'.Use if I were to avoid argument and embarrasment if you cant explain why u use it.
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Pls justify your point with fact. How do u mean 'was' could correct. In what context can 'was' flow where d subject is 'I', the first person singular. Pls convince me wit fact.

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