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omega25red:
My first question will be how did she get this info and what is compelling her to consider it.

depending on her answer .............

It must be love!

slimyem: She don deliver person wey go take over the business...
Praises!!!

What business? Which? If it's what I'm thinking, then u are too harsh on that innocent baby.

Rip Actor Eneh. I really did like this man. He was a wonderful actor. May God grant his family the fortitude to bear such great loss.

Like play, like play, this guy go finish the 1million dollars Wey dem give am!

Laugh out today's stress: INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed
a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in
... the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3..0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to
downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-
Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

INFO70: Akwa Ibom Ayaya courtesy my able gov. Awgo annang ada awgo uko

Indeed my bro, indeed.

k2039: The marriage recognised by the bible is the traditional marriage(the parents have given their blessings)

So,I see nothing wrong in living together and having se.x with your spouse after the traditional wedding.

Personaly for me,I dont intend to do any church wedding,just traditional wedding and them court(registry just to make things legal)

So it makes zero sense then to me to agree that white wedding is necessary to live together afterall white wedding is out of my plan,so does that mean my spouse wont live with me because I didnt do the white wedding.

My thoughts exactly plus the fact that white wedding is a white man culture. Traditional n white; the trading of double/two cultures

ogbeche77: Am going from Lagos... I learnt i can get a flight to Kano, then 2 hrs journey to katsina

I served in Katsina, 2008/2009. Kano to Katsina is 45mins not mor than an hour.

"The Beautiful Ones Are Not Yet Born"

Who go say him Mama soup no sweet, even if na porti. Anyways, it has to be UNICAL, UNILAG or FUTO.

Because you love me- celine Dion. I dedicate it to RJG

Ricky_Ross: Sometime tells me that the so called chief is not innocent though I have no evidence against him.
WHY IS THE CHIEF OFFERING 300,000.00 NAIRA BRIBE OR ALAWI TO THE VIGILANTE PEOPLE IF HE IS INNOCENT AS HE CLAIMS?
Even if he is guilty, he will likely bribe his way out, after all, the police na our friend, NONSENSE

Do d have evidence of d bribery. Anyone can claim anything. 'Act
it, don't say it'

[quote author=azimibraun]Another evidence of Nigerians bin overated as intelligent ppl... All involved in dis are alive yet u wll nt get a straight story...hw drunk wia dis 2? Owner of bar drunk.. Dos she sell alone in her joint, see d time o! Around 3 o clock, hw did she gt into the car, and hw ws the chief alone goin 2 handle dis 2 cos d driver wld b driving and hw did hee even knw dis 2 wll b dia up till dt time? When d woman jumped off what held d Man, and hw did she not lose her fone and in wht manner did d man call her and hw did he concince the chief 2 turn back and why dd d chief still went knwing a knwn person hd jumped off his car? Infact dey wia all drunk and are wasting ourtime. Eediots[/quote

Kisses for this logical expressions. U r a genius. U took d words from my mind. I naturally luv intelligent people. I wish d interrogators would read ur post

berem: Why are they denying? Abi no be true? Anyway wetin consign me? Shebi na their mama,no be my mama dem use.who cares anyway?

I hail u, prophetess berem.

fittty: alarming how the gay community is increasing in nigeria. The rate is so much. I bet 3 in every 10 girls reading this thread is bisexual.. I was suprised when I stumbled on a website for nigerian lesbians owned by a nigerian lady in her late twenties and had lots of registered active members on it and they kept exchanging bb pins and talking dirty on their threads... All nigerian girls with active profiles... Ph, lagos enugu..... Etc.

Did you not do Comprehension in school? Man, there's a posibility that none of the girls was a Lesbian. Read the Comprehension and give only the correct answers or analysis. N/B do not state otherwise

Thanks to God for answering my prayer. May God give him the foresight to impact positively in d lives of his people, and indeed Nigerians. I admire Gov. Mimiko's courage.

It has to be Dame Patience Jonathan anytime. That woman has got strength, vision, foresight etc. She's highly innovative and does not slack in pursuing her mission n fulfilling her set goals. Just like my Mum, Dame Patience is a very good example of the woman in Proverbs 31:10-30

Welcome my Dame. You've got great foresight. You couldn't have gone for too long. May God Almighty be praised, He has added many more years to your productive life. I love u

vislabraye: What part of him loves Denrele? Is it the Charlie Boy or the Linda?

Your question is a Logical Expression/Verbal Attitude. Great question.

berem: Thank God I have never entered an aeroplane ! The day I will try it I will stay with the pilots in the cockpit! I no wan hear story!!

My lady

slumcat: when she came into d bank to withdraw 10million... dat was wen i dat knew she was d one 4 me.

U got me laughing

Fhemmmy: Pounded yam is nothing but yamayama . . . cos if you wanna eat yam you eat yam, and if you wanna drink water, drink water, why mixing water and yam and mashing it together saying you dey chop pounded yam? That is nothing but yama yama . . . . .

It appears you've never had someone prepare it nicely for u. I'm from Akwa Ibom n I can pound it gud n serve u right.It's not an everyday/week/month food. We have a special soup to go with it. Yamayama ke?

slimyem: i know about ma cherie or mon cherie as my dear or my darling as the case may be...but i've never really gotten the coco part.
Besides,my naija brothers nor dey pronounce am as cherie coco...they pronounce it as i wrote it..sherikoko!

It's not pro

awesome_t: "Moment's Rest"...so nowhere to rest in our 36 states

Yes. Because d likes of u won't let her a moment rest or a place to rest for a moment in Nigeria. Rest my First Lady so u may remain as productive as always. I luv u

Idokojimmy: Disturbance hinders rest. Can you enjoy a perfect rest under your own roof? If resting there will gurantee her safety, then it isn't too much for a first lady

That's a good one. Tnx

afam4eva: I think the parents of the child should be arrested immediately.

Well said. Very succinct.

EASY 39: lesson for way-ward lady

Your kind! Una mouths Sabi rush disgustingly

ayobase: How would they write their names.
IDIOTIC set off MORONS!
.
Whats there to stay put if u have not or just envelop a token (anything u have, even an equivalent to bread)
.
Thats called ridiculing!

Ayo ba? I'm not surprise at u! I know ur kind. Ur comments on this thread r quite disgusting.