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Christianity EtcRe: Oro Traditionalists Perform Pastor Ajanaku 's Burial Rites by Clairette(f): 10:01pm On Aug 23, 2013
whytnblack: Might be true tho.
Sometimes it's not a bad idea to dwell in self-consolation. Noneskull talk!
Christianity EtcRe: Oro Traditionalists Perform Pastor Ajanaku 's Burial Rites by Clairette(f): 9:43pm On Aug 22, 2013
pastor prosper :
if thus is another lie to discredit a true man of God then may your days on earth forever be desolate, if its true that d man was a cultist parading as a pastor, may death, curses, HIV cancer, AIDS, be his and his familys forever.
Are you a pastor? Woah!!! I can't stop vomiting at the gutter poo gushing from your canal cavity... Dare devil!! You could be worst than the so called pastor or the supposed Oro man-pastor
PoliticsRe: Fashola's Performance Is Overblown – CACOL by Clairette(f): 10:05am On Aug 16, 2013
bloggernaija: Some people are just plain stupid and innumerate
First of all let us distribute that 20 billion naira per head .
That is thousand naira. Barely $7/head.
Note that a lot of work has to be done to even raise this revenue.
What can you do with this amount of money

Over a 1000 public schools,many of whom contain children of economic refugees from other state who have been discarded .
An extensive network of roads,bridges and drainage which has to be consistently and frequently maintained.
The massive security challenges.
The large amount of refuse generated .
I refuse to comment on your insensibility. @ 1000 naira per head. How daft!
LiteratureRe: Books You Will Never Get Tired Of Reading. by Clairette(f): 8:34am On Aug 08, 2013
All books by Sydney Sheldon
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PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader, Others Captured In Niger Republic by Clairette(f): 8:08am On Aug 02, 2013
Childerstone: incompetent nigeria police
they na depend on Niger to do their job for them
in naija dem nor fit catch fly
kudus to NIGER police not Nigeria
How daft! Where was Nigeria Police mentioned in that write up? Your misconception about Nig Police has eaten up your medulla oblongata
Politics2015 Guber: Akwa Ibom Ssg Lands In Trouble - Asked To Resign, Sss Seals Hoffice by Clairette(op): 8:45am On Jul 30, 2013
• Asked to resign, SSS seals his office

From JOE EFFIONG, Uyo

Less than one week after he publicly declared his intention to contest for Akwa Ibom State governorship election in 2015, Secretary to the State Government, Mr. Umana Okon Umana, has landed in trouble, as security agents yesterday locked his office.

Daily Sun gathered that the SSG had been asked by Governor Godswill Akpabio to resign, as part of government’s policy not to have those interested in contesting 2015 election in office.

It was also gathered that a massive reorganization of the Government House structure was imminent, following the expected exit of the SSG.

It is expected that a new SSG will be announced within the week or next week. Although no official statement was forthcoming at press time, it was gathered that Akpabio had, in recent times, told the SSG to look for something else other than thinking of contesting for governorship.

Sources revealed that the governor offered to nominate the SSG as the state’s candidate for the post of managing director of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC). Umana, it was gathered, rejected the offer and had insisted on vying for the office of governor in 2015 and thereby publicly declared his intention last week.

Daily Sun learnt that security agents stormed the SSG’s office early yesterday and told the permanent secretary that he had been redeployed to the state Ministry of Transport on the orders of the Head of Civil Service.

While the permanent secretary was making arrangement to leave, officers and men of Directorate of State Security (DSS), in company with other security operatives, stormed the office, locked it and changed the keys.

It was gathered that the decision to lock up the office of the SSG was to secure government’s property and ensure that no document was removed. After sealing off the SSG’s office, no visitor was allowed access into the premises.

Also, visitors to Government House were thoroughly searched before being allowed into or out. The SSG, however, was said to have travelled out of the state since Saturday. Nobody knows whether he was aware of the coming problem before his trip. Sources revealed that a frosty relation had developed between Akpabio and Umana over the 2015 governorship election.

It was gathered that last Friday, when the governor went to address PDP state executive members, he had a confrontation with the SSG when he met him and one other commissioner at the venue.

Akpabio was said to have ordered Umana and the commissioner out of the meeting, stressing that they were not invited.

Though Umana is from Uyo senatorial district, he had never hidden his intention to contest the 2015 governorship election assumed to have been zoned to Eket senatorial district, which has so far not produced a democratically elected governor since the state was created in 2007.

Umana, a former permanent secretary and later commissioner for finance in Victor Attah’s regime, metamorphosed into a powerful and longest serving SSG since 2007.

Most people thought that Akpabio would hand over to him till the recent strident demand by Eket senatorial district for the slot to be ceded to them.

Akpabio, in the past, persistently said there was no zoning of governorship seat in Akwa Ibom, as he was not a product of zoning in 2007, where more than 60 aspirants came out from all the three senatorial district to contest against him.
PoliticsRe: Abacha’s Daughter Under-Fire For Attacking Soyinka by Clairette(f): 11:31am On Jul 20, 2013
This thread reminds me of the saying that goes thus: 'those who 'think' they are living in glass house should not thrown stones'. Some bigots think it's wrong for 'little' Gumsu to have attacked the person of Pof. Soyinka. Pity. Now I ask: was it right when Prof Soyinka attacked the office of the President and also attacked the person of Mrs Jonathan? Such high profile Nigerians just like Soyinka is said or known to be a high profile Nigerian. People, look beyond the box!
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe: Please Stop Patience Jonathan by Clairette(f): 8:57pm On Jul 16, 2013
May God bless you and your ten generation to come. The Igbokwe guy is the most biased of all the biased people I have known. He wrote very disgusting words best classified as poo. If Dame Patience was as dumb as Turai, the Igbokwe guy would've been happier. But for the simple fact that Dr Patience Jonathan is ''shining, a gold star' , he got jealous and wishes he and his wife or mother were in the first family's shoes. Poor Igbokwe! Your kind of envy can kill. Silly Hypocrite
PoliticsRe: Joe Igbokwe: Please Stop Patience Jonathan by Clairette(f): 8:54pm On Jul 16, 2013
billante: Joe Igbokwe you are very stupid for written this loads of garbage!
whatever power Patience Jonathan is displaying now no former first lady has not done same,

Jonathan and his wife are the most tolerant president and first lady nigeria has ever had.....if half of insults, accusation,lies that has been bombarded on the first family is heaped on tinubu and remi his wife if they were the president and first lady of this country,believe me most of folks will either be rotting in jail or messed up including you joe igbokwe.

Any good unbiased nigerian will agree Jonathan and his wife are the most tolerant and coolest first family nigeria has ever had.

Nobody could have insult obanasanjo and stella or abacha and his wife on a regular basis the way they have belittled Jonathan and his wife.
May God bless you and your ten generation to come. The Igbokwe guy is the most biased of all the biased people have not. He wrote very disgusting words best classified as poo. If Dame Patience was as dumb as Turai, the Igbokwe guy would've been happier. But for the simple fact that Dr Patience Jonathan is ''shining, a gold star' , he got jealous and wishes he and his wife or mother were in the first family's shoes. Poor Igbokwe! Your kind of envy can kill. Silly Hypocrite.
PoliticsRe: Tam David-West On Patience Jonathan by Clairette(f): 11:46pm On Jul 11, 2013
Immediately Tam West finished ranting his bitter lines as a result of his long held envy eating him up, just then I checked, behold Dame Patience Goodluck Jonathan was still Nigeria's First Lady. Most innovative and is still the President's wife. Tam can have Jonathan divorce her if he's so superly educated. When Turai and her likes took Nigeria in hostage and went with Nigeria in their handbags everywhere they went, I guess n very rightly so that Tam West was busy studying to be educated...
PoliticsRe: South-African Girls Arrested For Having Nigerian Friends by Clairette(f): 10:05pm On Jun 27, 2013
chei: You don't blame the policemen anyway. Nigerians are a nuisance wherever they go.
And you are......? I know you'll rather describe yourself as a miscreant.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi, Jang, Others Attend Jonathan’s Dinner by Clairette(f): 9:57pm On Jun 27, 2013
chei: I don't know why we all care to bother about these thieves.
Amaechi has received about 2 trillion naira from the FG since he became governor six years ago, same with akpabio.

What have they done with the money?
You must be pathologically blind if you don't know what Akpabio has done with the money.
BusinessRe: Meet The Africa’s Youngest Billionaire Who Wants To Invest In Cross River by Clairette(f): 2:56pm On Jun 23, 2013
Thumbs up to him!
Properties1, 800m2 in Kaura District, Abuja. by Clairette(op):
1,800m2 Land available within Kaura District, Abuja. Purpose is Commercial . 35m(negotiable).
If You will deal with me and the owner directly. The land is fenced . C of O
AdvertsRe: Children Puzzle Play Mats For Sale !!! Distributors Needed by Clairette(f): 9:31pm On Jun 01, 2013
I'm interested in being a distributor. Pls email me on fetchthefuture@yahoo.com. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Your Shout-Out To Our Troops Participating In The State Of Emergency by Clairette(f): 6:04am On May 18, 2013
I wish our soldiers God's protection. Go Nig soldiers, go n succeed.
PoliticsRe: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by Clairette(f): 7:54am On May 10, 2013
bubadaniel13: Asari Dokubo is just looking for cheap popularity, i am very sure he doesn't mean what saying, i don't how he views Nigeria, Nigeria is not his village that he will just sleep and wake up and expect it to disappear as he is imagining. I think its high time Niger Delta call him to order cos he has misfired enough these few days, i think he needs help.
Pitiful! So pitiful that you don't know Asari needs make no sound to be heard. Besides, meant those words he uttered. Asari is a hero for Niger Deltans
PoliticsRe: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by Clairette(f): 7:43am On May 10, 2013
Wiz-Prince:
I have 2 questions!
1. Which side is he supporting because i don't understand his speeches sometimes.

2. Why should an Alhaji/an Hausa person be the Leader of Niger Delta Volunteer Force? SMH huh
Wizprince indeed! Your IQ is annoyingly low. Asari, being a moslem does not make him a Hausa man. Be versatile!
Foreign AffairsBoston Attack! Obama speaks by Clairette(op): 11:25pm On Apr 15, 2013
President Obama, a feW minutes after attack on Boston marathon has addressed Americans. In his speeach, he promised citizens that his team will get to the root of the attack and any individual or groups responsible will face the full weight of justice. Obama did not say if the attack is a terrorist act or not. Rather, that the FBI is still carrying out investigation. He reassured Americans and indeed the people of Boston of support every step of the way. "We don't know who did this, people should not jump into conclusion without having facts"
LiteratureRe: The Nigeria Prize For Literature 2013: CALL FOR ENTRIES by Clairette(f): 10:31am On Apr 13, 2013
jaymdee: Private recommendationhuh
I thought as much. His case was rare. It was a private recommendation. because nobody asked for e-copy when I submitted my entry.
As a matter of fact, it was stated by LNG; "if available, an e copy"
LiteratureRe: The Nigeria Prize For Literature 2013: CALL FOR ENTRIES by Clairette(f): 10:16pm On Apr 10, 2013
Orikinla: The Nigeria LNG Limited says E-copies should be submitted in DVD as part of the entry. It can be saved in PDF format. This is an additional requirement as 6 hard copies of the book must also be submitted.
Pls I couldn't find where DVD was mentioned as an added requirement. Pls reply ASAP
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Replies Critics Of His AMVCA Outfit by Clairette(f): 2:45pm On Mar 12, 2013
ypzilanti: To Celebs:

Na show business. It's all a show....just don't show me your naked body on the red carpet and assault people's sensibilities. If you are so eager to show Nigerian men your naked bodies, please go on twitter and ask us for our phone numbers so that you can book appointment.
Dullard yarn. So dumb-like
RomanceRe: Can I Marry My Senior Brother's Wife? by Clairette(f): 9:39pm On Mar 07, 2013
Adanyebe: IF YOU LIKE MARRY YOUR LATE BROTHER'S JUNIOR SISTER'S COUSIN'S PARENT
Oh dear! You've made my evening. I can't laugh enough.
CelebritiesRe: My Show Is Fake? - Omotola Ekeinde by Clairette(f): 1:56pm On Feb 28, 2013
It might seem boring now, but I have a strong conviction that the show soon fall into place. Omosexy, Keep trying. I wish u d very best
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best Senator In The Nigerian 7th Senate? by Clairette(f): 9:28pm On Feb 19, 2013
Not considering the fact that he's atop his job and placed above equals, it appears to me that the man has a very sharp hearing. Pleas don't follow voices that fall, he just act. I know a lot of you would criticize that it's an eye service(would say because is vying for...): the truth remains that 'a good heart is a an ability and a rare gift'. Senator David Mark has my place any day...he's a noble n worthy leader.
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Would You Marry If You Had The Opportunity? by Clairette(f): 3:08pm On Jan 24, 2013
It would be Mikel Obi. Just love that guy, his lips. My spirit n his kinda click. I'll marry Mikel 1000 times over
PoliticsRe: Obi Promises N5m For Information On Bodies In Ezu River by Clairette(f): 5:49pm On Jan 21, 2013
[quote author=michealvon][/quote].

I'm sorry but I was going to suggest that ur thinking faculty is choked for u to even think; 'that was d crime scene'.
Ok..u r not daft..we agree u were kidding!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan May Be Jailed For 7 Years After Tenure - Prophet by Clairette(f): 2:44pm On Jan 10, 2013
My God is alive!
FamilyRe: Can You Support You/your Spouse Keeping A Weapon In The Bedroom? by Clairette(f): 5:53pm On Dec 04, 2012
Zeus I: As a man, i will keep weapon wether my spouse likes it or not. She would not even know. As for her keeping one; i won't accept, female genders has the habit of thinking straight, she may use it on me if she get infuriated unlike men.
Primitive thought.
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu’s Lawyer Explains His Will. by Clairette(f): 1:20pm On Dec 04, 2012
obicentlis: As aN Igbo,i doubt that Will. How can you Will all you ve to ya wife,na wa o,
Primitive talk
PoliticsRe: Governor Suntai Is Brain-damaged - SaharaReporters by Clairette(f): 11:12am On Dec 01, 2012
Clemzy16: Nigerians and their inferiority complex! Did the hospital release any report that the governor has amnesia?! Amongst the delegates that paid him a visit, is any of them a medical expert?! Why then did they send a report to "SaharaRepoters" that he is brain-damaged?! What makes them thinks he knew them anyway?! Or is it now mandatory that all governors must know people occupying top public positions even if they haven't met one-on-one?! Now they wanna totally tanish the image of the poor governor. With what they have done, No doubt the governor will not be able to secure a place for second tenure if he comes back to occupy his position as governor of taraba state. So much for owning a private jet. Who's going to be NEXT?!
You must be a Philosopher!
RomanceRe: Will You Allow Your Wife To Support Her Ex Financially by Clairette(f): 6:56pm On Nov 30, 2012
omega25red: grin grin
My first question will be how did she get this info and what is compelling her to consider it.

depending on her answer .............
It must be love! Her heart belongs there

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