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LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 10:19am On Aug 17, 2016
Lalasticlala, why u move am go sexuality naw cheesy..
Shey u even read the story at all grin
abeg naw.....cheesy lalasticlala sad
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 11:15pm On Aug 16, 2016
Ay04z:
always a legend....
thanks G
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 8:13pm On Aug 16, 2016
lalasticlala:
"Rape" is a strong word and shouldn't be joked with.
never meant to joke with the word and if u read the content, you know it was never meant to trivialise the issue of rape or joke with it...

The title as been adjusted and modified accordingly anyway....
CrimeRe: Undertaker Rapes Woman In Lagos, Takes Her Unclad Photos by ClassCaptain(m):
Read the confession of a serial rapist who was caught while attempting to rape a 73 years old woman below...


https://www.nairaland.com/3289176/how-almost-raped-seventy-three

This issue of rape is a very serious one.. Something cogent must be done to curb this... #saynotorape..sad


How i almost raped a seventy three year old Grandma

https://www.nairaland.com/3289176/how-almost-raped-seventy-three
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 3:37pm On Aug 16, 2016
Lalasticlala, pls kindly help move to the romance or anyother appropriate section...Thanks
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 12:25pm On Aug 16, 2016
Dygeasy:
cheesy grin cheesy LMAO

ClassCaptain, you are a fool!! !
cheesy
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 10:56am On Aug 16, 2016
Okaakoko:
hmm. funny story, but in reality such stories made me sad. especially when it's done to under aged girls, I always felt like striking them dead with thunder. if not for the useless law makers we have here in this country, there should immediate death penalty to any one found guilty of this offence. or on a soft note, their Moses rods should be cut off. or better still make den force out their balls with contaminated
knife. my submission.

Classcaptain, na Sony ericsson you don dey use now? don't tell me it's k310 o. guess you must be missing your N1 by now.
how are you this morning?
am good....
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 10:33pm On Aug 15, 2016
importexpert:
I really don't know if I should laugh or cry. na me come be ur neighbour ba?
Lol
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 7:57pm On Aug 15, 2016
SweetieConstie:
Chai!! grin grin Nice story... Quite interesting! cheesy








I do wish some of these guys who can't control their sexual urges but rather resort to sexual molestation of innocent females could read and learn... undecided




Thumbs up, Classcaptain! Nice write-up! smiley
thank you....
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 7:53pm On Aug 15, 2016
armadeo:
Make i drop here into FP tins.


Modified.

This guy is gifted.

I would pm you for an epic story I am coming up with. Shocking story. I am still cleaning the bolts and nuts.

Time doesn't give me allowancento try and be creative as writing is a task drawing from the unknown into the known.


I would need some funny aspect to the tale.
anytime boss.. It all depends on the inspiration...

Saw a disheartening rape story today and i penned this one down in 15 mins...

Anytime broda...
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FamilyRe: 13 hypocrisies and Idiosyncrasies of Polygamy by ClassCaptain(m): 7:19pm On Aug 15, 2016
Eja nla has landed
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 6:44pm On Aug 15, 2016
RaDaZaBaNa:
Nice work once again, Classcaptain....
Cc lalasticlala
thanks boss
RomanceRe: Guy Gives Chick His Last 20k During Date, Later Regrets It And Does This by ClassCaptain(m): 6:34pm On Aug 15, 2016
Lol
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 4:57pm On Aug 15, 2016
Cunninlinguist:
Nice one classcaptain. Never a dull moment with you
thanks bro
RomanceRe: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by ClassCaptain(m): 4:55pm On Aug 15, 2016
Now that una sabi sey na lie, wetin con happen sad
e mean say make una no still fall for the lies cheesy
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 4:11pm On Aug 15, 2016
goodmorning40:
Oloriburuku somebody
yes rapists are oloriburukus number one....
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LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op):
Episode Finale...


I started packing a few things to escape the next morning when i heard knocks and shouts from my neighbours...

By the time i came outside,

behold !!!

Grandma in an aggresive mood , she had started raining curses on me in her native tongue,

the little girl who i guessed identified me as the last person that entered the house,

a guy who i guess is the neighbour and one who shouted up nepa ...he was holding my handband as evidense and


two officers of the nigeria police force with strong akpu faces, ak47 that can shoot anytime and then steel handcuffs.....

Are you so so so so...

Yes ... I replied vibrating and shaking like fowl inside water as all my neighbours were already outside in wrappers, towels and shortnickers... Awon alaroye and the guardian newspaper........sad

it was just 7am in the morning...

I was trying to ask for their search warrant when i was donated two slaps by the officers... The slap made me to start wondering if they were just policemen or SARZ..

I was still being handcuffed and telling my neighbour,importexpert to call my innocent mum and Dad to inform them of the matters arising when the girl i was teaching CRS barged in...

She came in with her Mum, her DAd holding a cutlass,her brother and two other Soldiers were kobokos ...

Where is that your CRs teacher?...the dad asked in alex usifo voice...

'thats him .....the girl pointed to me., crying and shaking....

I didnt even bother to ask what has happened...

I no say my own don done...


The End



written by Classcaptain...

Business -check signature...

Cc lalasticlala
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LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op):
....:..............................

The issue of Rape is becoming Rampant this days....We hear of rape cases everyday..

Some blame it on the ladies indecent dressing....what then do we say in the case of the rape of a 4 year old girl or that of a woman of over 70 years ?

The part of the man has to be examined...sometimes the conditions a Man put himself brings him to sin...

If you are not sure your partner is coming,why harm yourself with sex enhancing drugs ?...

Or better still,why not abstain from sex ?

You can have konji but you dont have money to visit brothels....why carry out this evil acts to vulnerable children and helpless Old ones...

If you cant control ur urge ,why expose yourself to sexually arousing materials ? ......

You have little kids around you, yet you are getting drunk..... Your househelp is wearing revealing clothes, you too you are watching porn ?



Why not orient urself abt other ways to satisfy self than resort to rape ?.... Why not self-service yourself to death than bring trauma and pain to our future leaders and our ancestors ?

Say no to child molestation... Say no to Rape and defilement....

....


What penalty can really work to deter rapists from this evil act they perpretrate in the society ?
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LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op):
Episode 5

i think the grandma own will still be more pardonable than the girl when people read it on newspaper...

Am so sure i wasnt thinking right ..

...i suddenly started wishing i had a sleeping pill to drug her with...

I told the girl to continue playing while i tip toed into her grandma's room...

Whether it was the devil ni o, or the alcohol,or the drugs i took, i dont know....

I entered the room and met grandma sitting and arranging a plate of amala dudu and egusi on the table for herself and the child...

I grabbed her from behind and warned her not to shout.......perphaps because i was not a professional criminal yet and i was a bit scared myself, she recognized my voice and called my name....
.
I didnt even think to that aspect that she would know my voice...

I told her to shut up or i cut her throat....by this time, my *** was already chooking her back.....
.
My son, dont do this ...its been twenty four years....my son..

My heart wanted to stop but the flesh didnt...

Shut up...i shouted...

Is it only by pouring gin on the floor and sacrificing hens that we must serve our ancestors.... Am serving you my ancestor now.....am doing you a favour by lubricating every jammed bolt....

I already moved the trousers down and remove grand ma wrapper smelling of shea butter and dry paper...

Next i removed the rubbish thing around her waist which she was putting money inside, leaving her tattoed waistline to bare.

I was about placing the final touch when the stupid and useless PHCN brought their light and a male mature voice that was suppose to be sleeping shouted " UP NEPA"

I could hear his footsteps walking towards the room and i suddenly jumped up and escaped through the window..

Ase i don forget my one and only handband inside the room ...

I ran as far as my legs could.... By the time i got home,it was then i realised the gravity of what i had done... I suddenly became calm and All my body wey stand don fall....

I locked the door behind and prayed no one comes chasing after me... First thing tomorrow morning, i must leave this place and maybe after some time, go and apologize to grandma..

I prayed to God to have mercy on me... Infact, i no see the sleep sleep throughout sef...
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LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op):
Episode 4

If i didnt chook something that night, it means i would die.... ... Yes... it is almost as certain as drogba scoring in everymatch against arsenal and as certain that jackie chan can never do a yoruba film..

I wore all the 5 trousers i had and rushed out to see if i could borrow money to visit any brothel but nobody was ready to give...

The other person i could call, this yeye girl had wasted all my airtime and i couldnt borrow.
.
Everybody started looking attractive to me... If any male friend had visited me at that time, i might have landed in prison for Gay related offence..( but where do they take gay offenders to ?, i hope its not with oda gays ? If u put a gay prisoner with other gay prisoners, is that imprisonment or honey moon sad ? )

.....:,....................................................................
I started walking around aimlessly..i met two girls on the road .,i approached them and begged them to please allow me to ( NBC ) them...they all ran away thinking i was a mad man or rapist sad..

I was determined to rape someone that night..i was at the house not too far from mine when a four year old girl walked out playing....

It was around 9 30 this time and i wondered why she would be left alone to play in the showers of rain that time...she suddenly started looking attractive and imaginary breasts started developing on her...

Bad thoughts and ideas filled my mind... Nobody would know....i was not thinking right at that time ., my Toroto was doing the thinking...

I was about luring the girl away when i heard a familiar voice inside...it was grandma ,,,,she do send me on errands once in a while and i guess the little girl is the one staying with her....
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LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op):
Episode 3

By around 8pm, i had bought one hundred suya as refreshment with the last 100 naira with me.....After the suya, she can now take the SUYA.... smiley

All my body was already Way Up and i was restless...i tried this girl number close to 7 times,she didnt pick up... sad

Haa....you better dont let the devil use you sad

By 8 30 when i was close to invoking thunder to strike her,she finally picked the call, i tried to be as calm and diplomatic as possible... Probably she was at my gate already or close to my house....

Where are you, have been calling you since forever ?

Am sorry, am at home

home huh Funny you... ...are you not coming again ...?

I doubt ... Mum said i cant go out for the vigil or anywhere today....maybe tomorrow but i cant make it today..

Ehn.... sad ?

Am sorry., i dont think i can make it......

Haa,you better make it ni oo...i shouted angrily at her... '

If you dont make it today ,you cant make it in life again..

Pls..pls pls pls oo.. Why the curse .....? I said tomorrow..if the thing do you, find your sister do am with.. mtcheww....-


shocked

and that was how this small girl that i can give birth to.,insulted me and ended the call,leaving me and my destiny in a vulnerable and life threatening condition .
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LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op):
Episode 2

It was around 5pm this time and my plan was that, pata pata, we spend one hour and she will quickly return back home before her mother comes from the shop...

It was not the 1st,2nd,3rd or even fourth time this would be happening as the girl was a very good and obedient student both in academics and the other SALIENT AREAS..

Luckily for me, even if i dont have a dime at home, i am never wanting in terms of sex enhancing drugs as i knew anytime, any of this babes may come visiting especially lanicky , my side chick Rokiatu and the rest...

I two 3 tablet trams and Refnol..I took one bottle of alomo from the packet in the kitchen and moled the cannabis i hid inside the curry and thyme container....

My protection pack was also ready.

When it was 6pm and i didnt get any msg from her... I called her and she narrated that she missed me a lot and that she was waiting for her mom to come so she will lie that she is going for night vigil and come over to my place for marathon D- eliverance from me...

Of course, i was more contented with the Plan B... Night vigil it is... I went back and took another alomo bottle from the packet......
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LiteratureThe Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op):
Episode One

May God continue to guide someone in this sardonic and perilious times..

I was jejely sitting in my room thinking of whether its kuli or groundnut that is more nutritious to drink my garri with for dinner,when this rain started....

Body no be firewood..Body started doing me somehow and there was no light as the cold entered my Body.......i login into Nairaland to make use of the various cossy and halima the virgin boobs and cleaveages thread but as i moved to get the vaseline i would be using , i noticed the expiry date....

The vaseline has expired just two days ago and is now hard on the human hand and smell somehow.... What a bad luck..

I didnt have money to Go to any Call girl or brothel as i never even see food chop and no money to buy new vass..

I quickly borrowed credit from my sim2 on my sony ericsson and called one of the hood girls,an ss3 girl i was teaching CRS lessons for WAEC..

I whined her head and since it was not the first time, she knew the drill and stated that she will soon be on her way...

cc Lalasticlala
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RomanceRe: Lalasticlala Steps Out In "Style" (Photos) by ClassCaptain(m):
I cant believe this grin

all in one week..

Nairaland robot 1, Importexpert who gets to a thread before the op clicks submit and still refuses to take the conveted FTC position which sum Nlanders can die for , starts posting romance topics and commenting in a jovial manner with everyone...


Nairaland robot 2., lalasticlala...The Nl god who majority of nairalanders call unto in a loud voice day and night, some with teary eyes and feeble fingers in exchange for an hectare or half hectare in the headquarters, a land which flows with milk and honey....

Suddenly , he decides to step out in style grin showing us the back of his own head since 2012 he joined ..

Behold i have laid my eyes on the back of the head of a god lala, death shall kill me no more......


Something tells me This week, Oga Seun will post....

"Seun and Woman steps out in Beautiful Pre wedding photos'

....can i hear an Amen grin

But lalasticlala, why i no see Snake or any boobs potrait for this pics eh sad

RomanceRe: 13 Vital Things Every Girl Observes In A Guy!!! by ClassCaptain(m): 5:35pm On Aug 14, 2016
importexpert:
bro you dey serve and dey do class captain at the same time grin. you dey try oh grin
why did u chk my dp ? sad
RomanceRe: 13 Vital Things Every Girl Observes In A Guy!!! by ClassCaptain(m):
What of Dick size ?.

Let say the fact.... An average girl will glance at how the thing is packaged in the trouser and make a rough estimate of how long and thick it is by just staring at the region cheesy...

Some claim they can determine this by looking at the Big toe on a guys leg....

......grin

RomanceRe: Single And Mingle by ClassCaptain(m): 4:26pm On Aug 14, 2016
My name is Classcaptain
i am singled and will loved it to mingled with females counterpart.
If you are in Ib, Pm me lets talk ?
EventsRe: Groom Kisses Bride's Ass At Their Traditional Marriage In Festac by ClassCaptain(m): 4:21pm On Aug 14, 2016
George22016:
abi now Yoruba girls are cheap.with 20k you can marry 2 n get a cousin free.
sad...,

RomanceRe: How To Move On When You're Hurt!!! by ClassCaptain(m): 2:01pm On Aug 14, 2016
:....... What of the good ways is...


Login to Nairaland...
RomanceRe: Nothing Wrong With A Child Glimpsing Their Parent Having Sex- Twitter User by ClassCaptain(m): 1:52pm On Aug 14, 2016
Is this not the one late Audu 's son fuvk and dumped like sucked oranges sad....

LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 1:44pm On Aug 14, 2016
MissyB3:
Classcaptain, no vex me oh. Start a new story or finish this one, biko cheesy
new stories on my profile....
LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 1:41pm On Aug 14, 2016
bigkahuna704:
young man, u have a talent.
try scriptwriting. I swr u go make am pass all this fakeasssss nollywood writers. I can't remember the last time a story actually captivated me like this. Nice tragic plot. Keep riding hard son.

#jahbless
thank you sir

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