₦airaland Forum

ok

Weekend has more recognition than wizkid and a better artist too..

What is this world turning to

This one strong oo

This guy gives me joy

while I enjoyed jenifa 1 to 3, And even the not so neccesary return of jenifa..

jenifa diary must be the most over hyped comedy series ever in Nigeria.The comedy is unwitty and overhyped except a few falz scene..

this series almost put an end between the friendship BTW me and a girl after she used almost 3g of my phone memory to collect this trash ...

anytime I see sanyeri in any pics , I just start laughing..

queenfav:
The moment i heard about this movie some months ago, i mentally rated it a "must-watch" movie.To be honest,i dunno which is more worse between this and Bovi's "its her day" movie.

I really had high hopes about this movie (come on,its a sequel to AY's 30 days to Atlanta).First of all,Olamide's performance in the first scene was disgraceful to say the least.His lip sync of his Shakitibobo song was off key,left me wondering if he had any real musical talent.

How do i put this nicely?What the hell,I'd just say it,the movie was an EPIC FAIL.Ay should have stuck with the success he recorded with 30 days in Atlanta.Damn,how hard would it be to leave when the ovation is loudest?

The movie is one which offered me two moments of laughter, when I should have been losing count. Sadly, the anticipated comedy movie has lots of jokes falling flat - jokes that make it unexciting to watch.

Watching "A Trip to Jamaica" was like sitting through a boring reunion where you find everyone and everything annoying, but still sit through, hoping to find a connect.(I had to o,afterall i paid na). Unfortunately, the connection didn't come. Not from the cast, not from the story, and certainly not from the few funny scenes!

I'd say the comedy didn't come naturally for the characters at all. Even Funke Akindele wasn't any better than AY.The movie is below par because they were basically trying too hard to amuse the audience (and you know how that ends...Disaster).

Again,the sound quality was really poor.I could barely hear most of the conversations,while some scenes were too loud.The patoranking and Cynthia morgan scenes were not even close to funny or necessary in my opinion.

When the movie ended,i was relieved,like how did i sit through this?I thought AY would surpass my expectations considering the success of his earlier movie.

If you loved "30 Days to Atlanta,' you would definitely find "A Trip to Jamaica" less interesting!

NB:These are my thoughts on the movie,you may like it afterall.

hmmn

Oju pupa, Idi Dudu 😕😕

Hi Mimzy
I am not sure you will see this, but all the same, I have to do it.
I can't help it any longer. My conscience can't bear the weary burden of guilt any further. Which is why I wanted to do this.

I want to publicly apologise to you, mimzy.... I am sorry mimzy. I am sorry for all I did to you. I am sorry for whatever displeasure I might have caused you.
Please, know that I never disliked you; I never had any reason to. Let your heart be at peace for you did me no wrong. You were only a victim caught in the centre of my immature and ill-conceived ruse. I did regret my actions, and I take responsibility for it.
Once again, I am sorry. I sincerely am. May the forces be with you till the very end. I don't even know why I am doing this, but definitely, it's to a purpose. Better times ahead.
This is my last message to you.
Adieu, dear one. Adieu.

And of course to our famous detective generals and warlords..... In the persons of Lezz and thesonofmark who are unrelenting and resolute in their war against impostors and impersonators, you will never know my real identity. No matter how steadfastly you go about your investigations and underground work, you will always claw at thin air. For how do one find that which doesn't exist? Look around you. Look closely. I am here. I am there. I am the next person beside thee. I am your friend. I am your enemy. I am the architect of your restlessness. I shadow your plans, make you dance to the sedating rhythms, still keeping steady pace. As you travel further into the abyss, the deeper I sail afar off. What am I? I am an ILLUSION.
I must go now.
*draws hoodie*


Cherio!

- StunchLord

best thread I read in a month

Hj

optional1:
Yes oooooo....


Alex go fall ur hand....

Afro3 how far...make we make am 5k for 200 likes

20 million.... And u refused...

The one u don dey pour put for condom since nko

optional1:
No likes....
cos even after d likes Alex wont still give you....

Haha...have you done business with him before ??

How many Likes do I need to get 10k from Alexreports

Lawlahdey:
Oh my mr.katsina... You ooze of hotness

I have his number if u want ...he is in Unilorin

Princezoi:
Baba how far na, you never reply our mail and we couldnt copy the stories on Nairaland.

boss, no vex..I no get time

u can copy the stories on nl naw...

all this fake chat ..

I hope y'all know that there is an app for Bbm fake chat, ..

There are apps for WhatsApp fake chat, twitter DM fake chat, IG fake chat and allo fake chat ..

See me chatting with Davido and Nairaland owner on whatsapp

Virginkpekus:
Yea, we babes with virginkpekus don't like being taken advantage of!! Serves your friend right.

lol

bqlekan:
The year was 1999, i just finished my common entrance and was home waiting for our results. there was this teacher i had then, she takes me private lessons at home, a few years older than me. I've always liked her and most times fantasized about being in bed with her.
Ofcourse she likes me too, but only as a student. I told a friend of mine about about my feelings for my tutor. The friend being an apprentice to an Alfa promised to help me, he asked me to give him 40 naira. He promised to give me a ring, with that ring, i can make her do anything i wanted. i was able to get the money from my savings then.

He bought a local lead ring and a white egg, he made a little hole in the egg, we bent the ring and put it in the hole. then we buried it for 7 days in a dump site. (try this at your own peril, just make sure you use it on a soldier ).
Got, my ring after 7 days. for the ring to work, i was to touch her with the it and thereby command her.


She came the next day, she noticed i was wearing a ring, she ordered me to pull it off my finger, which i did and gave it to her. for my mind, i believed the ring should work since she has touched it. Then i started smiling, she looked at me suprisingly and asked why i was smiling.
Instead of giving her and answer, i said, "je ka lo do ra wa" (let us go bleep ourselves). she asked me to repeat what i said, this i did with a more serious look on my face

she replied me with a hot slap on my cheek, followed by serious beating. I could not fight back, i just kept begging. she later came to report me to dad. I got the beating of my life, fainted and woke up again. That act cost me my dreams of attending boarding school. (though i was later recalled to write the exams, which i failed woefully due to lack of preparation.)

Since then, i vowed not to venture into anything fetish. cut ties with my friend and faced my studies


that was it.. no other experience other than that

Lmao

jonaifame22:
My brother it has not been easy, buh we bless the lord!

lol, you ...of everybody ?? you

The Wife mistakenly added weed instead of thyme inside food and all the family member comot clothes dey waka street, dem talk say na witchcraft again

How u no say he be first class ??

SirHouloo:
Malata...they are as useless as their name.

What happen boss ?? share maybe I could help

If na me ehn,

Sebi na prick dem want ...

I go go, find better Viagra,alomo mix am with origin, add don Simon and yoghurt, join monkey tail put, two cans of power horse, one bottle of Doro webo DRink and tramadol too..

Wetin she wan collect by force, na she con dey beg say e don do !!!

Awon owo wobilikitu

Sektion:
Probably E-Rape has been invented somwhere in Kenya

The thing tire me