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Episode 15..


I could see tosin and lasisi in Aba made nike shoes ,( the exact one lasisi borrowed from me and as failed to return ), walking towards me with like 4 other people behind dem....

After introducing the babe to them and dem to the babe and the initial hailing and tuale baba , boateng boss and all other isuki...

i called them aside and inquired about their entourage.....

Na so dem start stupid excuse....,

the last guy there is lalasticlala and He came with dominique , his babe....

Dem claim the lala guy was disturbing them that he wants to flex small as he is always busy and after a delicious snake meat pepper soup at mamagee buka, they decided to also bring along to see the outside life

I was getting furious but i managed to keep calm..

' what about the remaining two girls ' i asked with all seriousness...

They narrated that the babes were with them and to keep them company...

Ok oo, Hope say una carry money come sha...... I asked ., heading bk to my bae for d night...

It was at this point , lasisi held my versace shirt and dragged me back a little . He now started explaining like a parrot with tosyne too chipping in, talking about how they were unable to get money and how i will pay for their entry,, bla bla bla...

Haa, better be going back home...
This night.
Yes what is my own business,se e ya were

please boo, please


it got into a heated argument btw me nd my guys and almost attracted the attention of the scary looking bouncers to us......

Not untill the nairaland babe came to pacify me and stroke my chest again....


Eh hu..,,,

my own body just shivered...

Baby, shey bi its just two of the guys, the ladies are free now...

Yes...

Pls just pay for...

No ,,, u dont

before i finish statement, she don smile rub my chest again.... Kasa ya sa ba ba le.....

If not for her , na night guard for use dane gun break these people like today...

Hope ur friend lackadasical abi wat do u call him sha carry him money come ? I asked tho seriously pained internally about the money i get to spend on the boobless and pussiless friends of mine...

Yes, i av money... That one too carry mouth reply...

With that solved, we approached the gate .... Only for the bouncers to day yarn another dust entirely,,

Vicoch:
little by little makes a myty ocean, oyya.....spend d money little by little......

e pain me ooo

Episode 14

After much begging and pleading, this People in black uniform no gree leave us ooo....

The driver kept using jesus to beg them, begging them in the name of God, this people dem no listen ooo...

E jo sir nitori olohun,.,

na cat dey meow oo abi na dog dey bark, this people no gree even do as if say dem hear anything...

Untill they came to me and said i look like a weed smoker ... Haha, they said my lips is too black and i must be an internet warrior...

Dey asked for my phone.... Me that i did not want the babe to see my java phone ... I had to give them ..... As dem see am, their hand fall... No be iphone or htc, and kik or any suspicious app no dey...

Next they said i was kidnapping the girl....

haha, i was almost losing my patience but she kept telling me to cool down plus the driver appeal too..

" we are going to club '
club
yes
Real madrid get match today...

My Father Oh mY Father... Look at our nigerian police....

It was not untill i dropped 5k which they initially called 10k but i had to price down before they allowed me to pass ooo...

' we dey protect ur lives oga.... Normally na 2k we suppose collect but this change eh...now u are talking.....

:...

That was how 5k went phiam...
My mood bin don dey change small small but this babe constant strokes and words just they calm me down....

We got to the club and the taxi called it 1k.... Tho i knew it should not be up to that, i did not want to look broke or stingy before the babe so i added 1000 and gave him 2000... Make i kuku sabi say 7k don go....

Shey una dey count how much they go now :|

As i dropped and attempted to call my guys, i just saw 6 people walking towards us..

Episode 13

9 50pm

After taking Four canned origins, jogging and strolling around to allow free flow of blood to every nook and cranny of my body, reading up on various sex techniques and how to satisfy your girl threads on nairaland, and arranging a film folder of fifty shades of grey,spartacus,powers and tudors on my laptop, i finally went out and i bought the boosters i..e tramadol and refnol and hid it in my back pocket.....

With a last check on my room setting and well laid blanket and blue bulb, all was set for the arrival of the special one...

I called mr end time and mr Top ten , they both notified me they were on their way....i just end the call straight...we go dey meet for there.....

I chartered a taxi to pick up this babe and ebelebe , i was not dissapointed...

Her Os was IOS... The display picture correlated with reality... Everything full pa pa pam..choi.. Plus that her smile even in the dark.


My screw driver struggled to bust out of its enclosure on sighting the micro mini - mini skirt she was in as i had to put my hands in my pocket to correct the kini that wants to put me to shame...

Hi......

Hi..... I said still holding my hands in my pocket ....

Her glowing boobs with a necklace almost made me mad.,..Even the taxi driver who i later identified as one Seun Osewa could not hide his admiration for the babe Cow bell , our milk factory....

We striked a conversation and i tried to touch her at one point as i manouvred the boobs small but not too long ,she smiled.

What you will eat tire, u dont rush it now..... She said in an OAP like and angelic voice as she licked her tongue and stroked my thing gently....

Jesus is Lord...

...the taxi driver kept looking back and smiling...

Ojigbijibi ooo... Haa... Omode yii waa gba kontrol ...

We were almost at the club, when we encountered the men in black..... :|

Episode 12

i no fit wait ooo..... Make friday land ooo...

and here we are,. Friday..... TGIF...

Early momo, i don wake up arrange the whole house, comot all the cobwebs and clean everything in toto

Spray everything, all the hook and cranny wey i never touch in months , na him my broom touch..

Evrything clean fem fem...


I buy two airwicks to scentillate the house and strategically placed banner of semi nude ladies in the room so immediately she enters, she go know say na straight to business
..

So it wont be awkward as he don tey wey i enter club last.... Na since jonathan period i enter club last and na local club vis a vis beer parlour...

Not a top notch disco house like this..

I holla my neighbour, lasisi69 and my friend, tosyne2much about the party and they all agreed....

Carry your money come ooo... ....

I made sure i sounded it in the ears.....

Besides sef,. Even if dem no carry money come, pata pata i go pay 1k for them each make dem enter stay regular while me and my bae go chill for VIP...
....

At least, dem go ginger person small....

Around 7pm , With the room set and everything balanced, i bought a pack of protection ... Me i no want any babydaddy drama wey person go come they create thread on top person for here..

7 30pm, i called all involved parties to remind them of tonight party....

Sure...... Pick me up at around 10.

She sent in her location and told me to get ready

.... Emi gan files bad guy... Okunrin meje yaya mefa....

Wan fe ku laleyi... Make ten quick nack abeg ...

Fabulocity:
Iamkingzlee

y u dey call am

Fabulocity:
No vex me oh
No ask me about my weekend
Just finish the story or else you go see me for your dream this night and kissing you...

oh baby, in the public outside....we kiss..

Naw u still want be kissing me in the dreamed..

Am blushed here gans

MissyB3

Fabulocity:
Classcaptain
Before I count to three, come back here now or else

ello bae,,,
house the week ends hovered dere...

The story continues...


Tomorrow....
God bless

bamite:
Sadistic fellow, kindly go an drink rat poison u hia? Abeg mods make una never ban me, na just 2day i cm frm nairaland prison

u are mouthed baba nla...

israelpalatoe:
Good story

bless boss..
Blessings upon u

RaDaZaBaNa:
Classcaptain,sincerely i wish i had like a 100k to support you now...

Sincerely, ur stories wiped away my sorrows... I wish i could just shw u how much i appreciate...

Bless G

thanks boss

Right now ,i even need money more than anything... So broke right now.
....

But God dey...

Blessings bro

Dose wey dey read wey no comment, God dey o ;;( :/

ephi123:
Oga, it's not a big deal. Not everyone will like what a person does, deal with it rather than replying each person upandan. It's a free world and we can not all like the same thing.

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Episode 11

As i was busy spitting fire like merlin dragon, she was sha apologizing....

E no tey wey she sha beg sey wetin she fit use appease me..

Me sef , take big risk and like play ,like play replied " boobs will do it for me "

i was almost regretting my action when almost 15 mins later, i saw a picture on my whatsupp nd gbam.....

She sent it.....



jesus is lord......

Do you like it ? She asked..

Ehn, like ki ke, i cherish it ni fa.....

And gbam, that was how did whole thing turn to sex chat ooo.... (mind you, me i didnt send any picture , only her)

and she kept sending those pictures,,, and she kept sending them...you go think say she get folder for them ni.
....

" will you go clubbing tomorrow ?
"hmmn well am not sure
"please be sure ooo......

By the time she tell me things wey she go do me for the club and after the club say we go go my house and do some other things, i had no choice than to concur...

Yay, i wouldnt dissapoint this time around... "

we fixed a top club in abuja which we would be attending and continued our chatting which deviated from the Most high commandments..

I will.......... ;:p., i will...... I will sit.... I will grab...... I will swallow the.......

Egbelegbe ooo...

By the time wey the chat go finish for around 11 30pm, i don use two full vaselines that i just bought and was halfway through the third one...

Wetin i go do this girl after club ehn....

I just couldnt wait for friday to knack... Kasa !!

Episode 10

BEGINNING OF THE END

i chartered a taxi with only me in the car so the babe no go reason me local..... So from the minute i drop, she go sabi say kini

Kosere ni moscow...

I got there ...... U got think say na me nicki and musa sing that all eyes on me song for..

Everybody was just feeling the boy... Baba iya anybody.


.i tried to scan the place for her face but na the eyes of the stonecold waitress my own eyes dey meet... i couldnt locate her..

i tried dialling her number yet again but she no pick .. perhaps she was on her way,stucked in traffic or something ...

i dialled my date number again.. she didnt pick up..this happened almost 6 times .. i messaged ,, yet no reply.

Sir , please what are you looking for ?? the very rude statement came from one of the ugly female waiters who had been staring at me all this while but i no gree look her side.

I wanted to give her a very stupid answer but i controlled myself..

“ am waiting for someone “ i said calmly..

Ehn

Ehnn.. :-/

Ok , but you have to buy something sir... we have special discounts for today

Ok gimme....

So i ordered for food wey i no budget for ..,,,

By the time wey i don waste like two hours for dere, with different people staring at me and making comments , na so i vex comot.

When i reach house, i para gan for the babe and questioned why she take me for such a fool....

she sha dey begged , that her phone died, her battery swelled up , her charger burnt, her ki ni kan, ki ni kan.

I seriously insulted her and all but she kept her cool and later me sef calm down because she get my weak point.....

"


Episode Nine

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Oh ok, where do you stay in Abuja ?

... Near Zuma rock..." i replied..

... Aww tho.. Am currently in Abuja and am bored ? I hope you dont mind if we can hook up or go on a date or something......lol...



i checked the message again and checked myself from head to toe...

Le mi naa ? Ha, Wahali God is indeed wonderful.... E jo e gbe olohun tobi....

Of course i gave the default answer of yes and assured her i will be ready to keep her company and give her more which she replied to with a happy smiley.

What time today ".... She inquired...

Haha, for my mind i was like so soon...The first song that came to my mind was Dprince Take banana.....

Again, i replied yes and we fixed a venue .... I told her i will meet her there my five..... And we ended the convo....

I rushed back to view her profile picture , the rear view must be the reason why christians say ' deliver us from temptation'

oh yo yo yo oh...

This week is blessed, first 90k , then this beautiful nairalander .....all in a week......

I bless my stars ,,, i quickly baffed up with my dudu osun extra and used the remaining half of the toothpaste wey i don cut with knife....

I wear my glass and G shock wristwatch, wear my red arsenal jersey and blue carrot jeans with my new brown guccik palm slippers...


I sprayed myself the three aboki perf wey i get for house and used the remaining vaseline left, to rub my head..

I check myself for mirror... Even kcee or mode9 no fit stand near my fashion sense..

Omo lo set bai...

As evrything gallant, i comot 6k from the money wey i withdraw and set off to the date venue with only one mission on my 007 mind.


"Bring the babe back home for Deliverance "

Olivers2J:
Tnk u @ Classcaptain 4 ur understanding & Lol 2 lubricating my engine, 4 ur humble reply u have my vote alrdy

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Lol my sister....

Am not contesting tho, i no fine reach to contest oo ..

Pls do check on the other stories and who knows, perhaps u might get to enjoy this one too

e fit later lubricate u well

...bless you dear

ephi123:
Same here, can't make head or tail of the story. Will stick to the other writers I know in the Literature section.

tor..

Alorami rami la ri, eni kan ki ri abo re ....

Safe journey my sister ..

Make una buy bread come

In Jega's Voice....



While we await the next episode, let us go on a short musical break...

Please let us cool off with this my song


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jdula:
Baba, I no get her number, me and her na sabi each other before oh,and I sabi form, I no the collect number at first meeting.

na so , okaakoko see something oo

Maxcollins042:
And you took her out,she rob hand for your head you mumuisly spent the 80k,THE END.

unfortunately, no be wetin happen be that sir

Okaakoko:
thank bro, on my way to the new site right away

oga mi, we never see u oh

Episode 8

person wey talk say money no be everything na bastard...

Despite the fact dat it was cassava grates i drank last night, immediately i withdrew the money , even till this morning, Hunger dissapear.

Bank never Call me, nobody don disturb me say so so so and so money entered ki ni kan ,ki ni kan...

Jesus is Lord..

Shirts-5000
gold chain (mallam)-2000
shoes-20,000 naira
nigerian jersey (two) - 2500 naira
airforce1 album -100 naira
tithes, offering and church donations - 1500 naira

......

I was still drafting the budget when i received a message via pm from nairaland...

It was a message from one of the powerful and respected romanceland babes ( i will use secret to cover her identity here)

This girl had various threads dedicated to her on nairaland and guys no dey allow am rest because of her beauty and asset.

Her elegant smile and massive backside is enough to drive any man crazy,,,


Bet why me ?


i was shocked because i don pm this babe now e don enter 3 wks, wey she con dey reply now...

I checked the msg and chillaxed for like 30 mins before i replied may she no go dey reason herself special....

Hi, boo osin
hello....
Hi, Do you stay in abuja ?
Yes i do.......

The next message wey i go see shock me no be small....

Olivers2J:
@willibounce1 jst don't mind pple quoting u upanda. i totally agree with u . i wonder wht is so intrigued abt this story see traffic, Classcaptain is better than this anywy goodluck 2 his readers.. am out of here

haa...

God bless you my sister... If this one doesnt lubricate your engine, pls do check on other stories ma..

Safe journey