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LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 1:41pm On Jul 27, 2016
dhtml18:
Arrant nonsense, i cant believe i read the entire stuff.
arrant nonsense and YET , you read the entire stuff...

grin

Egbon, mo gbe di fun yin oo ....my boss
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LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2016
willibounce1:
Really don't see anything funny about this crap. A lot of people must be living a very boring life to find this bullshi..t funny
.
Bros say God ?? grin
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LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 12:48pm On Jul 27, 2016
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LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 11:33am On Jul 27, 2016
khennykhay:
class captain can u please send the link to the story "I will never do money ritual again"
written and completed but not posted yet...

You can get awuff dey bust belle at okada books ,,, just type awuff dey bust belle and viola..

Bless
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LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 10:46am On Jul 27, 2016
faith551:
I just hope this is not true. nice story sha
if e true nko ??
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 10:28am On Jul 27, 2016
teejaypee:
classcaptain and Dija cheesy
Seems she's ya crushgrin
grin
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 5:17am On Jul 27, 2016
Episode 7

Next Morning..


Immediately the Cock crowed and My cock growled, the first thing i did was to identify the location of the money......

I recounted the money one by one to make sure it was complete make we no con dey hear issue of spiritual deduction.....

I had no choice than to verify that money again because My dream the night before was quite terrible.... It was just jama jama

..... I was jejely sleeping my own when the dream kicked off...

I was just walking on the road when i saw a packaged gift with my name written on it...

Of course without delay or second thought , i picked it up ,only for me to look back and see two masquerades coming towards with full speed, holding sharp cutlasses ...

"ban gbo wo mi, ban gbo wo mi( give me my money,give me money)..

For where huh

phiam !!!, we started the temple run, dream version .....i held onto the package tightly as the masquerades chased me and trust the boy for anything awoof, me sef no slack as i turn usain bolt for the matter....

The rest part i no remember but i just wade the thing off.... Aimoye dreams..

If all dreams dey come to pass, all those dreams wey i go dey fight lieu keng or they act chinese film and do all those jet li tricks abi the sweet ones wey i dey get with dija for don come to pass... sad

abegi...

All those dreams wey i go dey chop pounded yam with egusi soup and smoked frog lap, food wey i no dey see chop for real life sad

i go even wake up and chop mouth to see if any remain from the dream but nothing...

Shior.... Ala go jare...

And with that, for the first time in 3 months, i did my devotion....

Haaa..... You dey laugh ?... Ani make person sha clear any appeareance of evil...anyway na way.

Picked up my daily devotion wey dust don full am and used john 3 vs 16 as the devotion text...

I spent 30 mins singing various songs and almost one hour praying; then ended it with seven powerful halleluyahs...

Am insured jare....grin...

With that,. I set off to the expenditure and budget of the money and things i needed to get as soon as possible..
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CelebritiesRe: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by ClassCaptain(m): 11:21pm On Jul 26, 2016
floragregs:
auto correct on my phone shifted it. I'm not as dumb as u are.
easy flora, dont mind him.. grin
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by ClassCaptain(m): 11:18pm On Jul 26, 2016
sotadegrt:
[qute author=ClassCaptain post=47911070] undecided:;::: first and foremost; there is no word like disvirgin : the correct word is disflower.:



DISFLOWER? Falls into pit latrine to laugh. Correct word is DEFLOWER.
ati disflower , ati deflower, there is sha flower dere....
RomanceRe: Broken Me. by ClassCaptain(m): 11:14pm On Jul 26, 2016
SweetieConstie:
Thanks.


Ain't you 'gon follow back? grin


Btw, your new story is so captivating! wink
u welcome sweetie.,.,
thanks.
Check this one out too
https://www.nairaland.com/2665664/how-girl-visit-room-changed
infact , try and read the stories on my profile....
Btw, whats up for dinner?
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 11:09pm On Jul 26, 2016
Anijay1212:
More wetin... Grease ke,you wan stain im skul uniform bah?
grin
ProgrammingRe: Nairaland Homepage Concept UI. by ClassCaptain(m): 11:06pm On Jul 26, 2016
Seun:
There is a way you write code that makes it hazardous to modify it, and then there's the right way. We used to discuss this a lot on my team.
saw ur hospital and patient script,,, its very very nice and original...

Plus u gats pay boys some cool money to flex this holiday oo.. Lol






am sorry , i dont even know why i did this sad
RomanceRe: Images For Anyone Who Loved Dancing Competitions Growing Up by ClassCaptain(m): 10:52pm On Jul 26, 2016
The most interesting aspect of dancing competitions for me at that time was

that one that they would set 3 chairs and call like 6 children, once the music stops you must be able to sit down on a chair or else u are out...

People keep going out untill u are left with 3 or 2 pikins to a chair,,grin

i dey always look dj eye that time ehn and my ears dey always super sharp...na so so walk i go dey work around the chair forget say na dance dem send us.....
RomanceRe: What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? by ClassCaptain(m): 10:47pm On Jul 26, 2016
Haff not had my first kiss..
I pray i haff it pretty soon
RomanceRe: When A Lady Claims To Be A Virgin. by ClassCaptain(m):
MzPecs:
A virgin lady should not have being kissed, touched by a guy talk more having sexual pre-intimacy with a guy.
haha , madam. Easy oo...

Haha no even small romancing (in jenifas voice)

meanwhile

man caught stealing pots of soup narrates his story


https://www.nairaland.com/3213401/change-how-started-stealing-pots

how nairalander made me spend 80k in a nightclub sad



https://www.nairaland.com/3247672/how-foolishly-wasted-80k-nightclub

LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 10:30pm On Jul 26, 2016
FreeSpirited:
Guy if this story ends in your dream........just dnt try the dream poo stunt......
i dont do the dream type of scripts,,,at least not yet.

Check my profile to read other stories...thank you sir
RomanceRe: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 Selection Thread[female Edition] by ClassCaptain(m): 10:13pm On Jul 26, 2016
Nobody go woo me sad
'finds rope and nearest banana tree'
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 10:05pm On Jul 26, 2016
Oga Seun, you sef dey read story grin
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RomanceRe: Broken Me. by ClassCaptain(m): 9:50pm On Jul 26, 2016
SweetieConstie:
Thank you! winksmileygrin
fine girl
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 9:44pm On Jul 26, 2016
Anijay1212:
Abeg were dis classmonitor abi na alligator nah...
Oya cum n finish d tory nah...
sad
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LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 9:27pm On Jul 26, 2016
CheedyJ:
If u dont finish dis story eh, na court go settle us
lol , if i con snatch your babe nko, wetin u go do? grin
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by ClassCaptain(m): 8:36pm On Jul 26, 2016
JOOHEL:
lol.. oversabi no gud


there's no word like disflower. it is deflower

lol... My number one classcaptain

have u written names of noise makers?
yes headmaster.
Sorry for replying late, i was disflowering my neighbour grin
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by ClassCaptain(m): 8:33pm On Jul 26, 2016
AKMoney1:
Really? Over sabi undecided
Who dash you class captain?
patrick obiagbon grin
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by ClassCaptain(m): 8:32pm On Jul 26, 2016
Netcontactsng1:
And this award goes to ClassCaptain
#Most Mentions on a single page: 10
grin grin grin grin grin
my nigga...
Publicity stunt dey sweet oo. grin
my plan worked perfectly grin
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by ClassCaptain(m):
undecided:;::: first and foremost; there is no word like disvirgin : the correct word is disflower.:/

And she is claiming Virgin with all these exposed milkshake?

Virgin ko, sosoliso ni

meanwhile

How i foolishly wasted 80k at a Nightclub sad

https://www.nairaland.com/3247672/how-foolishly-wasted-80k-nightclub undecided:;::: first and foremost; there is no word like disvirgin : the correct word is disflower.

And she is claiming Virgin with all these exposed milkshake?

Virgin ko, sosoliso ni

meanwhile

How i foolishly wasted 80k at a Nightclub sad

https://www.nairaland.com/3247672/how-foolishly-wasted-80k-nightclub
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 5:07pm On Jul 26, 2016
Episode 6.

10 pm

I still could not believe the kinda of Luck that I encountered as i sat down to count the money ..... I never experred it.....

Ori iya mi eleko must be responsible for this....My mothers prayer is seriously working for me.

May God bless whoever sent me this money during this change era.. Who knows, it might even be one of those corrupt politician money or those yahoo yahoo boys money....sad Na God punish them thru me......
.
Oh God my Lord works in mysterious ways..

. A lot of ideas started flashing through my mind... Buying a new laptop, some new Vintage clothes.., second yeezy shoes and some gold chains .....

Its about time to Swag up. 8-)

I need not call my parents.... I know what make anybody dey quote matthew abi malachia for me and beg me to return stolen money... sad

Shingba, my mama or papa no go get...... Even my brothers no go smell am...

Make dey sef God pray make baba God pick up...

A lotta of ideas flooded through my mind as i settled down on my bed... After my regular job with the boobs thread and sending a couple of pms , i slept off and by Tomorrow, people go start to know say i don arrive..
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LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 4:28pm On Jul 26, 2016
lasisi69:
omo, I no dey too skin tight for nairaland these days... We just dey street dey hustle..
na the way be that
CelebritiesRe: When The Inspector General Is Your Friend....hilarious by ClassCaptain(m): 2:52pm On Jul 26, 2016
Kenya and weird news
TravelRe: Reviewing Duration Of Stay On Issued Schengen Visa by ClassCaptain(m): 2:39pm On Jul 26, 2016
cocolacec:
Its been over 50 Days SINCE my friend applied for Danish Schengen visa ,no decision yet
mr cocolacec, a wonderful afternoon to you..

Its nice to see that u are an alumnus of the university of ilorin particularly from the law faculty...

Please i will like to discuss some business matters with u via pm..

Ur positive response would be highly appreciated,,

thanks
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(op): 1:11pm On Jul 26, 2016
mhere:
This na India or Naija movie ? huh huh huh
No ooo my brother, No be india or Naija movie,

na pakistani playlet sad
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