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Episode Five...

Grrrr.... Grrrr... Grrrr...

The smell of new new 1000 naira notes penetrated my nostrils...i couldnt believe my eyes....i almost shouted ....

Shuu.... Fi mi le je kin jaye e .....

After i withdrew the first 20 thousand, i withdrew another 30 thousand... So as to be rest assured , i checked the remaining balance....and it correlated.

The whole money was actually 90k sent in indeed...

I quickly carried my money inside my own pocket and rushed to get a bike back when a man in suit and tie came to meet me...

Bros, bros , please i am from lagos... I came from lagos for a ceremony and now am stranded.,, i need money to eat...."please any amount

I hurriedly walk ,ignoring him.

"Bros am talking to you am not poor, as you can see am well dressed ! help me pls"..

Shior ...


The was the same man that i saw two weeks ago at another bank saying he came from calabar for a business meeting and was robbed and left without money...

Perphaps night wey nack no make am remember my face...Na me u wan 419..... Werey

i hurriedly walk , looking left and right to make sure the man in suit did not follow me.... I ran as quick as possible and boarded a bike back home, my hand held tightly to my pocket throughout the journey...

Immediately i got home , i locked the door behind and sat down to count my blessings...

Episode four

Immediately i alighted from the bike, I went straight to the ATM..... I greeted the people i met there and inquired if the ATM was dispensing....

It was after the confirmation of the dispensation of the automated innovation that i now render the Popular ATM anthem...

Are you the last person on the que...

Yes.... ...the last lady replied sternly... Person go easily know say na one of those pple wey con withdraw 500 she be...

Ok, am at your back.

And with that i hung round.i just dey pray make he no reach my turn make machine talk say no longer dispensing... I go kill myself or commit suicide ni because the person wey do mistake send am fit don sharpaly rectify the error if i no withdraw the damn thing today.,.

One bros come talk say he get emergency make i allow am enter my front withdraw, na the eye i take look am send am comot..we wey we dey line get two head...

Emergency kor, Oliver twist ni....


When it was my turn , i quickly jumped forward, crossed my heart and inserted my atm card...

The thing ask for pin... I put am....

Account ,,, saving....

As i sabi say the money wey dey my account no kuku reach 3k before, i typed in 20 thousand naira only... Make i just test run am...

Make e no con be like say na jonzing i dey....

So help me God

tollytexy:
Did u get the money? Abi dem just flash your account as nepa dey flash light

make we dey look am dey go

prettythicksme:
Hehehehehehe i am here now

my luff, why thou leaf me before ? (no offeinse)

Deejavuu:
Linked? Like LinkedIn
Lol

does it look like am joking here
please this is a matter of life and death.....
i said i luff u and lets link,u say linkedlin
linkedlin kor, Nimbuzz ni
just carry ur wahala nd go

Deejavuu:
Lmao! . Hope you continue the story, I'm following. ...

i will only continue if u allow me and u to be romantically linked....
Lol

misspicy:
Hustling noni

any better?

you and prettythicksme just dissapear say na hustle...
Why u no con chop rice for una grad

owolabi sef don dey suit up oo

misspicy:
He is making Afolayanka proud

how far

where u go since ?

Episode 3


I sharpaly took the bike and headed towards the atm... The bike man was just driving rough and entering pothholes as if they ave sent him to make sure i dont reach my destination...

Economy nigeria yii le fa, can you believe av not eaten, this buhari time is hard oo.... Even my wife is, pure water is now 10 naira..........."

This bikeman sha kept disturbing me with useless economic discussions and tried so hard to strike a conversation but na that 80k dey my mind .... I couldnt wait for him to just drop me at my destination...

On my way, many thoughts flashed through my mind... What if it was rufus the phone repairer that hacked my phone and sent the msg so that i will come to the atm and he will send boys to beat me up.....

No.,. He wouldnt do that , there is no greater punishment than the one he has already given me.....

Abi na person mistakenly send the money. Ni... If na mistake ,the person don make costly mistake be that because even if heaven come down, i no dey return one kobo of this money.....

:. Oga na 100 naira be your money......

Since when he turn 100 naira... I asked as i watched him looked at the 60 naira i gave him with a stern face....

Oga , na 100 naira jor.... He said harshly as he made attempt to park his bike and remove his key so as to engage in a free for all fight with me...

Shior , na you devil send..... I just gave him the 100 naira like that make he allow my pikin come...

Eleribu omo....

ATM, here i come.... It had better be true ooo ...

lasisi69:
baba, I position o.. How your side

i gallant... Wetin dey sip with the endtime ministry ??

RealJaneDoe:
hope I am not late oo

not yet

lasisi69:
lol... Boss, how far nah

end time how far nah

Okaakoko:
classcaptain, you have been the best and will always be the best. I will always read and love your stories. keep is up. my greetings to Boo Oshin

don start one new one boss

MzPecs:
I really can't say..

please dont derail the thread dear...

Thank you

Episode 2

i was Still enjoying myself as i surfed subdeliveryman and trailerjamshow tls on my twitter when the shuffle playlist i was listening to with my earpiece suddenly played VIC O ,its drake and milk oh oh..

How the song got to my phone is till a mystery but i suspect it must be the handiwork of rufus, the phone repairer who said he was going to punish me for not paying him completely after he fixed a motorola memory card slot for my phone..

He must have sent this virus through bluetooth to my phone....

I had no choice than to close my opera mini and stop the noise playing from my phone and in that process, checked the message i received.

To say i was shocked would be and understatement when i saw it was an alert of 80 thousand naira...

I checked the message, message sender and previous alert messages from my bank again to confirm whether i was not been tricked....

I opened the window, looked around , jumped up, used blade to cut my skin small and came back to check the phone one more time, ....

And i saw it clearly.... 90 thousand naira only.... 90,000, 90,000 , ....

The money alert was actually from my bank....

Haha, i closed the Cossy Boobs in red gown thread i was viewing and around 8 30pm that same day, i borrowed 100 naira from lasisi69 my neighbour and quickly rushed to take a motorcycle to the nearest ATM....

.. After sacrificing a lot, i was able to corner 200 naira airtel card which i used to subscribe 2g for my sim...

With my newly hustled data which must be managed for the next 2 weeks, I was jejely surfing nairaland on my broken screen nokia 2100 java phone that fateful morning, trying to figure out the Boobs or cleaveage exposing threads , whether i should go for cossy expose milkshake or it is Mocheddah fails to wear bra i should click first , a message entered into my phone...

The phone switched off as usual when it received the message as a result of the thuraya sim slot i enginereed on it.


i had to removed the yellow rubber bands which i used to tie the "handset" together...

After using my tongue to taste the battery current, i inserted the tecno battery back into the phone..

Thinking it was all these Mtn ( Do you know 2 plus 2 is equal to 4, for more solutions, text maths to 419) kinda of messages, i didnt bother to check it......

As I finished drinking my sugarless and milkless garri at around 6pm which will also serve as my dinner and with nothing left to do, I continued viewing Dija exposes boobs threads with my dangote groundnut oil placed strategically besides me..

chibwike:
ok...and errm...,i will contact you soon

Have you seen my comedy skits?

nice skits G..
Gallant

am available anytime u holla

chibwike:
i really wished i could see what was written here.....nice stories

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