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Episode 19

Lol.cut d crap..
Seriously.i am in Lagos.
Are u serious or joking ?? She asked
Am serious.. I looked around and saw some sign board i used to describe the place i am..

To do what ?? She was so surprised and i sensed the fright in her voice.
Haha..to see you of course..
And u didnt deem it fit to inform me b4 .
I know am sorry ...aint you excited to see me
...oh my God ...Boo ...you should have .u shld have..called now oo..i felt d sound of distress in her voice .is something wrong ??

.. hello hello hello .She had already disconnected the call. Haha .wat is happening.I tried calling back twice and she kept disconnecting. What did i do wrong ?? Did i say anything wrong !!


I sat there looking increasingly worried and disturbed. Haha.why this girl cut now ?? I was incredibly worried by d cynosure of eyes on me.... many people were passing and making various comments.

Hope this girl no day mad so..Haha..I was still thinking of the next step when she texted me ,asking my about my location.. I intentionally wasted like 13 mins before i replied her.wetin dis girl be day take me for..

Having suffered a lot to get here, This lady con dey form gangstar. Haha..I told her the location and withnin minutes....i be see one okada dey come,with a lady wey write " ama kip kip 4 chest" .

Episode 18

Yayaya .. yawns .. Jesus !!!! By the time i don look around, 7 53am don knack ?? How many people go don see me for here ,God....make i comot dis place oo.

7 53 ..Na hunger wake me up..i bin see person wey day hawk puff Puff, make i buy, the remaining 1000 naira in pocket lost.. Choi....must be during the rain last night.

.Thankfully, my phone still day my hand. As hunger they wire me,i stood up and started walking to a more better place.

" ikunle "" haa haa ..Ewo bitan so aye omo yii da.see as dem turn this boy life ...na so one woman wey bin see me talk..

Everybody just dey look me somehow...Chai i no fit continue like this . Make i try.this babe number..To my greatest ..Surprise.she picked once .
.
" hello dear. I was very furious and Angry through out yesterday even till this morning.But as i just hear the girl voice,my whole body cool.. This babe na coolant 4 my radiator oo.

All the suffering of yesterday, i just forget.choi see voice.i pray as d voice sweet,na so kpetus go sweet oo.

I have a suprise for u " i said calmly
Wooo" you av gotten d money i requested ohh ""
No no " something better"
" You changing my phone "
" guess "
" u no am not good at guessing now baby"

Haa,baby....( i pause small make d thing get effect ) Am in lagos !" .."i shouted
"

Ode wo ni bai "" one passerby just shout for me" ) oyo lo ro bo ya o wa ni.( u think say u dey ib)

" am sorry sir " i replied
" sorry 4 urself.Werey.see him " he responded ..

misspeggy:
Lol... This one make sense o

thanks ma..

Pdizzle:
You should be writing comedy series, you're good. That mtn story was the ish.

thanks boss. Story ends tomorrow

nickkylawve:
Wow this thread b like my early morning coffee *feelingRelax* Op pls no let d story finish

ends Tomorrow ... less than 7 episodes to go..Na short story..watch out for " Lost in Lagos " " I no go do eyewitness again" " a day with a Nairaland artist and many more

nickkylawve:
Wow this thread b like my early morning coffee *feelingRelax* Op pls no let d story finish

ends Tomorrow ... less than 7 episodes to go..Na short story

Barbarthundey:
Thank God it didn't kill you... There is still hope

make we dey look am go..

Jadoskii:
For f**k sake,tis not 'invoke'.nah amadioha u wan invoke.it is 'in vogue'.thank u.

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Jadoskii:
For f**k sake,tis not 'invoke'.nah amadioha u wan invoke.it is 'in vogue'.thank u.

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the story Ends Tomorrow !!!

Episode 17

Let me just rest here small till i find a better place. My parents ,already disturbed , had tried my tecno line to no avail.
My father had specifically told me to snap myself and send the images to him via whatsapp immediately i arrived Lagos ..He couldnt afford his only child getting lost... Baba go don wait since with no reply.. Man wey get BP before.

" We have all been worried son " We didnt you call..hope you ok ?? I hope ... ..I explained what happened but lied that i was attacked on the way.if i tell him say na bag i forget,the man fit go dey hala them 4 the garage for ilorin,and na so fowl yansh go open.

Oh thank u jesus " thank you "..i was sure he was rolling on the Ground. He gave thanks and showered prayers on me ,so did my mum who collected the phone and use like 3 mins sama me prayer.

" The interview is now tomorrow abi "
Yes"
So where are u now "
" they lodged us in a five star hotel "
Wow" is it raining there "
Ehm.dad .i have to rest now so that i will be fit for the job tomorrow.. Greet mummy
" Ok.thats true.He said another round of prayer and admonish me to also be prayerful and corporate .calm and collected as he use like 2 mins give me tips again.

"U shld wear that your red tie oo..U know i even forced u to barb your hair..And this your beards

" Dad.Goodnight. ..The man too dey talk..

Hmmn.See what love has turned me to..Chai..The cold breeze just dey blow my body.. as i dey shiver, they grind teeth. I know it would be worth it..i know.Buh d way i go take tear this babe kpetus ehh.. Then was the process i was still visualing in my memory. when i slept off in my " Five star hotel "

Episode 16

No probelm..No be really the babe fault.i should have told her long before coming. Na me bin wan do stupid suprise..

Soon d cloud dat was already forming since evening,release hin thing...dey pour water for Ground . in English,. It started raining.

There was no nearby place to stay .Under the rain,i had to walk to a nearby vacant busstop before i stop.I decided to rest there..Even though,all sort of dirty things like used Ghana must go bags, Bottles and some other dirty stuffs were placed there, i just had to manage as the rain was so heavy and the water was much .

i bin don fall inside potopoto twice,wey better mud don stain all my already dirty clothes and beards., if i talk say make i go further.find better place,i fit go fall inside again..make i stay here till rain reduce..Make flood no con go carry person away...

episode 15

Haa..Wetin dey happen ..God..?? This can not be happening to me ?? Wait sef ?? Na kuku 2 sim I get ..mtn service dey do rubbish some times. Make,I dial the number with my glo line.

" The number you called is not available...Haa ..This cant be happening. By the time i dial am like 13 times,na so i just give up.How i wan take do am God..Na her only number wey i get be dis..I no get any of her friend's number..The phone wey i suppose use 2go d babe,bin don dey bag..
..
Abi make i reach Their park 4 lag.Dem fit don drop the bag for me ?? Since na government owned,dem no suppose steal my bag except Na one of the passenger take am.

Na only 2go sure oo.She fit don comot her sim,dey use another one wey get Mb browse.. ehn. ..hmmn !! .But dem go don close 4 d park oo.its already 9 pm because na even 8 dem day close 4 ilorin. branch!! if I even meet dem 4 dere,wats d probability say no be one of the passengers especially that nursing mother carry d bag ??

haha.God..

wetin I wan do naw ??

Episode 14

But my clothes don dirty sha...me wey i bin starch my cloth for 3 days ,put better gaitor for am..na hin everything don con brown like this..

babe wey i bin don dey keep beards for on top say she like bearded guys.. All my bear bear wey i rub damatol ,give am better combing bin don scatter. chai ,i no plan to meet d babe like this oo but i go explain to am na ni. she sa sabi me.. choi. My baby oo

The number you are calling is currently switched off. na d voice i hear when i bin call d babe..I try am again like two times.
" the number you are calling is currently switched off na hin i hear again. Maybe she day charge the phone.

After like 30 mins wey i be just day waka about ,day chill ..Hunger wire me well. I talk say make i sort out agege bread and ewa agoyin to cool the worms in my stomach... People just dey look me with one kind eye for d restaurant as my dress be don dirty and jeans don tear tear. may be na all this mechanic"" i hear one of the people for restaurant talk as everybody fix eye on me.

" .which kind embarassment be this God .Truly anybody wey see me go sabi say,i no normal some how.Chai.

.Make dis babe beta pick as i tried her number again.
The number you are calling his currently switched off " that same mtn voice been talk again. Haha ..All this time,7 30 pm don knack already.

8 episodes to go

Episode 13

All the clothes wey i bin wan wear 4 d 3 days wey i plan to stay with the babe .na hin i pack inside bag, the 15 000 wey i carry for needs and shopping,my atm, , my browsing tecno phone wey i bin use day 2go the babe and my precious childhood photos wey i wan show d babe amongst some other basic things, na inside the bag in day.

Maybe na d joy say i go finally see this babe cause am i no sabi..or na Carelessness, i no fit explain . Abi na d small incident wey happen.make person intentionally hide and steal my bag ??.. Left for the torchlight Phone and like a thousand .four hundred and seventy five naira wey i put for back pocket, i had nothing more with me.

And i never reach lagos before ,way be say i go talk sey make i visit dem park and find am. Again,i no wan ask one of my guys as i no wan make anybody sabi say i day Lagos. At least, i sha bin see phone.. I go dey sort the bag own out later,no b say he no pain am,but the joy of seeing my angel finally, just relieved me of all d pain.

Make i call my angel ..She no go believe am..I didnt inform her i was coming in order to suprise suprise.Suprise suprise !!! Lover meet lover today.
oh can't wait

Episode 12 ( The Arrival and One night Wahala)

As we drop the old man,no so everybody begin day shout. Everybody con release what they had been keeping inside since.They rained curses on me.The Driver just dey yab me for ilorin language

" Omo ibu fa .olosho omo ..Omo abipaabe fa.Werey ( mad man )

Am not mad sir " i retorted.. after enduring all d insults .How could he call me a mad man.

So is me that i ya werey /? The driver replied raising his voice .

" pls leave the mad man alone and face the road kwanu. i must arrive Lagos .Collect my motor spare
part say full ly. ooo. .bia nay ba " the ibo man shouted at d driver.

Pls face the road sir "" pls let us land safely " the girl beside me voiced her own too.

E jo tori jesu. Pls it has happen and happened oo.

Omo yen go o.ko lobi le "" the driver said angry...still very angry.


.hmnn .i no go talk again as e be like say everybody don put mouth for my matter.

I don reach lagos i don reach lagos naa.

As i drop, the driver shout again in yoruba " mad man..Dont ever come to our garage again ooo..Omo ale..ma wa si garage wa mo oo " as d bus zoom off angrily and d nursing mother knack me bread nylon for head ,con use hand abuse my mother join.

Silly woman..Hehehe.. All my clothes don doti..My hair don full of sand ..Choi .infact i no different from a mad man..make i find place 4 corner change clothes abeg...i look left,look right, Wait a milli second ooo ,wey my Bag

Episode 11

Mtcheww me i no kuku send "!! But dis baba craze oo.why he wait make dem beat me before he talk ??

Arnd 12 30,cars bin don day come and den yarn us say everything don clear as the Nigerian police bin don day the scene.Till we reach lag,nobody say a single word again.

it was just hissing,Clapping and occasional " What rubbish ".." what nonsense" way some people dey shout. .Driver sef vex as he no gree play music again

The nursing mother relocate comot my seat com beg one girl wey dey front to join me 4 back.

shior !!! me i no kuku send as me just dey enjoy d way d girl dey use her firm breasts chook me for bus.hehe

Episode 10

Without thinking, i just rush go where the driver side day, comot the key from the starting box abi wetin dem dey call am,follow my two legs talk as i tear race comot,dey run go bush side

.Na so everybody dey shout ..." Werey e mu o .e mu o " catch him.

I never even run far at all. Wey dem catch me .One of the strong passengers wey bin dey preach gospel for d bus wen we day come na hin first gimme " Ifase "as i land for ground.. All my cloth been don dirty as them bin dey kick me ,na so dem day wire me slap at the same time untill the driver overpowered me , collect d key from my hand.

Not Untill,one old man conmand say make dem leave me.before dem calm down.The papa sef yarn say he no fit go back to ilorin as hin must reach lagos too that day .He con say we must wait till everything clear.All d passengers just dey hiss ,dey eye me anyhow,

Episode 9

Na so everybody dey shiver ,day shake.Na that time i sabi say people sabi God.Person wey go call jesus call am,person wey go call allah.halla am..

" Let us Go back to Ilorin" na the nursing woman talk .Everyone silent

" wahali ,na true i talk ...Choi..Sense i dey oo..wahali.

" O de ri yen so ooo. yes..lets turn back..
.

" Nwanu,will they refund my money ,ego !!if we go back to ilorin "" said one ibo man .

Haa,lets go first oo..They will refund ..Let's go

No oo.No ooo i cant turn back ooo.we cant turn back,i have an interview today.

Haha "young man " better alive for another interview, than to die now " said another man.
Yes
" No no that can't be possible.we cant go bk!!
" Ok stay here ' We are going back ..' the driver stated.

. Hahaha ..This can not be happening oo.Shey na like this we go just turn back,i cant just allow these idiots to spoil my destiny for me .So i no go fit reach lagos today see this babe be dat,na God go punish devil..

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profojah:
Classcaptain.. Wetin dey do you na? Continue this thing jare..

na my 10 mb finish ..no vex..