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KLand:
WHAT NEXT?

read d next episodes my oga

aveiro:
Somepipu no jst get patient to cont read...i love ur story classcaptain

I duff my hat boss

Yinkx01:
Bros so u no go complete dz story because of dz pple wey dy complain...e no gud Ooo....nyc1 sha.....

Final Episode tomorrow.

Leiykong:
Classcaptain abeg cum finish dis story na

boss Final episode tomorrow

GMan650:
Most people on this thread are funny, d quotes and quoters got me laughing uncontrollably. The people who picked out fight even made it more interesting.

I tire for their case oo

phemocheee:
Op abeg come finish this ur tori o

Baba Episode finale tomorrow

Episode finale Tomorrow !!!

Episode 35

Na rushing and annoyance i take u text the girl back

" if you want to prosper in your life ,dont ever contact me again".

.Five minutes later,she replied
" bitch ass nigga,i knew u could never Meet up.Retarded mofo..I have blacklisted your number and dont ever attempt to call me or contact me" morafucka".

I tried to text her back but truely she had blacklisted my number..Mtcheww..All good.

Wetin i go do now ?? I try call my uncle, explain to am whether he fit help me beg my papa or even Fit resend another money,but i get d shock of my life.

He just insulted me,called me a big fool and a disgrace to man.He warned me never to call his number again and that he would never help me again in my life.He rounded up with calling me a bastard and he hung up.

With potopoto for my clothes and no food ,except breakfast ,i slept in the church premises as mosquitoes sharply organize feast for my body throughout the night.

Episode 34

I been day hear as my mama dey shout for insyd house ..My papa don lock door on am and swear say if hin no kill me if i come back without the money,hin be bastard.

My brothers been day look me for window,day wave.Dem no kuku fit do anything ,a whole me,a whole nairaland celeb ?? All of them day wave for window as agbaya just day hiss ,day beat them make dem comot window.



I stay dey gather my belongings when this heavy rain started. Not even the rain could change my papa heart.. Like kanu nwankor,he was determined to never give up..

Na that day i sabi say ,wetin d man talk say he trek 100km for under rain fit true..Barefooted,under the heavy rain,i trekked to the nearest mountain of fire church for the next area.

God ..?? Why ?? All my clothes don wet as i dey shiver. Today as been the worst day in my life.. I just talk say make i check my torchlight phone . Na him i see 33 missed calls and 4 sms...from who ?? From no one else but Ichinbong.

Episode 33

Oponu no vex abeg " oponu no vex i don learn my lesson.. All dese while ,my mama still day beg my papa make hin allow me stay house.

Make i no vex.If no be the 6k wey i win for nairabet,u think say i go take am lightly with u. said Oponu "
Na only 1k i see from my gains naw "
No vex "

See i no get talk " Oponu went to my ghana must go and carried all my shoes,Belt,some of my clothes and my wristwatch. Shebi na hin kuku dash me before..He pack everything way i dey borrow from am do fine boy,pack am comot.

" Dont ever call me!text me
" But oponu ,wait ..remember
" Dis Friendship don cut.If u see dem come, no greet.Forget say we don ever be friends before..
" where i wan go now "
" U day ask me " Go to hell bruv ..oponu said,as hin pack hin property comot on top bike.


I been day hear as my mama dey shout for insyd house ..My papa don lock door on am and swear say if hin no kill me if i come back without the money,hin be bastard.

My brothers been day look me for window,day wave.Dem no kuku fit do anything ,a whole me,a whole me? All of them day wave for window as agbaya just day hiss ,day beat them make dem comot window.

Three More Episodes to Go !!!!!

Episode 32

Bro boo " is it true "" Agabaya asked me ""
Yes "" Yes..it is..Before i fit complete am.one better slap don land for my face.

" Boo" he called me name like that.
" u don finish me" Na my fourth year be dis oo.All d money wey i win for Nairabet,i don spend am with the hope say money don ready for house " He roared as i looked on,unable to do anything.

" Well ,papa don talk " Before u destroy my destiny ,i go destroy yours,See i give you one week to Get that money, na one week oo.if u no find my money comot,i will find you and i will kill you.


Na so Agbaya vex comot.Hin four clothes wey i bin day wear ,he carry am comot ghana must go. Na this time,Oponu sef con open mouth talk.



Boo " Boo" Oponu day call me.Tears dey form for hin eye.

Me sef no fit hold am as tears like rain day drop for my cheek,mucus dey follow run for nose.

When you told me to dial the code,i dey doubt am oo " Said Oponu,sobbing

I no..i no sabi . Say say . i said amidst tears .

Na my papa account dey connected to my number.I don withdraw like 5 thousand before i quick see alert"

Episode 31

As i reach house,my papa don neatly pack all my clothes inside ghana must go and backo bags ,con carry cutlass for hand standa for door like Terminator.. shebi d man na kuku Night guard before.

Haha " papa boo " haha wetin happen " My mama ask as we drop from the bike

Hey " Woman" stay out of this " my papa roared.I never see the man vex like that before in my entire life.

I told u this son is a bastard ...

But papa boo..he be

" Shut up. Or i go curse you and your bastard pikin.. my papa vex gan this time ooo ..


You... he pointed the cutlass to me..You are not my son.. Where the 9000 that your uncle sent /?

Bro boo " he is talking to u .Agbaya said to me..i couldn't look up ..as i stared down in shame.

" Chimo nwayama" If not for God ,If for not for God,i should have cut off your head today "..

" Haa papa boo "" .

".I no kukuma wan waste my spit on top u. U see i don arrange your load"so ...No Come back this house untill you have recovered the whole 11,000 naira.

Your mama pay 5000 naira for police and #3000 for Igbodudu,The money wey u go bring enter this house na 19 000 naira,.

if u no see d money bring, No come this house.. He stated as he threw my bags and Clothes out. And left in anger to the house banging the door after him as mama quickly follow am.

Episode 30

Mama " wetin happen' said Agbaya,
I just reach house, dem tell me say this one happen ..

Emi o fu nu oo.Ask am now ' my mama said .Ask am ooo" She shouted .as she readjusted her wrapper.

Eh Jesus maranna .who I offend wey be say na to attack me thru my pikin,boo. "My mama cried

Mama" Agbaya tried to console her..

Chimo " i no ask my pikin for goddess hand oo.Jesus ..Have mercy oo.i no offend anybody oo.Na 9 months i take use carry this pikin,na 16years him stop to day bedwet oo ..jesus.


This was our my mama shout from police station till we reach house.Even the two okada man wey carry us no fit hold their laugh.Meanwhile i notice say Oponu no talk anything.Not even a single word. !!! Hin face just strong and Red throughout..

Episode 29


Na so papa igbodudu signal to my mama.She just run con put one thing for inside DPO hand.

" you are lucky" Dpo said to me. " You young boys of nowadays." The incoherent and dismal Behaviour apparatus of our youths today is a source of unequivocal destruction and uninfinite Violence. you see,that is why our country is not good " he said. He then admonished my mama to be watchful and carry me to mountain for thorough deliverance.
.
" Release him" he ordered
" Shun Sir"""..They shouted as the DPO carry the cooler wey hin food day enter office.

" Thank u oo papa igbo " Thank u "
" Dont worry ehn ..Just tell your son to behave. Behave. .If this happens another time,it wont be funny.

It wont happen my father. it wont " my Mama said as she kneel down.Na so dem release me for jail .i just dey comot cell with my mama na hin oponu my friend and Agbaya just come jam me for door .

Episode 27


3 00 pm That Day !!!

Bros " i no do anything ooo I no do anything,na help i help one woman ,wey land me for here " na so one of
My inmates dey shout .Dem don beat the guy so tey hin voice don weak.

The whole cell just day stink like pregnant woman urine.

As Me i just day dere day look like tied christmas goat. Choi.Me sef don enter cell be that oo...How my people for hood go day view this one naw ..

" See dem head" criminals " na that short guy in oversized uniform shout again. " Youths of nowadays ""..

E no tey wey my mama enter with papa Igbodudu.The eye wey d man take look me fit kill person. He just go meet the officer 4 counter ,dem talk small before he con proceed to DPO office.

" Boo boo choi u sure say na me born u so ""
"
" is that your mother?? " Said d other wailing guy wey be my inmate.

" No ,na my uncle...Stuuu ..i feel like say make i wooze d guy slap .Hin bin just day disturb me.

Hmnn " Boo boo "" boo " ..Make wey sha reach home first... ..make we sha reach us first oo.i no kill my mama,u no go fit see me kill o..

The DPO no fall short of what i expected. Big belly wey be like heath 5 .hin neck con coil for back ,form like six layers as hin blue uniform dey fight WWE to enter hin trousers dem..

Episode 26


2 30pm That same faithful day

Papa igbodudu don con use police carry me for house as i sit don they treat my cheek wey Igbodudu com bite me .My papa no even talk anything as dem bundle me inside black maria, na my mama dey beg dem officers.

Move ..i say moves...The short one shouted .I look am from up to down,hin uniform don turn brown and con big on top am as if say hin inherit am.How dis guy take pass police height test sef ??

Anything u say will be used against u in the court of life . You have the right to remain silent..

Haa.haa.wetin happen ?? On top neighbourhood play wey me and igbo dudu just dey play. Them just they slap me,they kick as they dragged me into the stinking black maria. My papa just day watch hin TV dey go as my mama dey rally round for transport fare wey she go use com meet me for station.

JideSM:
Kindly check your PM and reply. Thanks

done Sir..

Episode 25


The revelation wey dis pikin just made to me ,just made me more angry as i fumed with anger and rage.

I no get " i Barked at igbodudu furiously

' Go find am' Igbo dudu replied rudely.

" If i no find am nko "" To cut the long story Short, all the pain and insult wey i don get today ,i just transfer am take wooze Igbo dudu confam grade 4 slap wey design mosaic for hin face.

Me sef sabi say i slap person. Next thing,we don dey fight.Me sef show say to carry 4th position three times for inter house sports 100 metres no be beans.

All the wrestling styles i learnt from John Cena,that guy wey day chop worm ,Undertaker. the rock and one female wrestler wey get big boobs like this na hin i practise on top Igbodudu.Hin dey form say hin be jet li,hin no no say na film trick as me just dey break all hin bone like Steven Seagal.


My papa comot .see say na we day fight .he no say one word,he just enter and call Ifunologbo make he help am change channel from NTA wey dem day cast news to Channels,wey dem be they show sports.

Episode 24


Igbodudu,You well so ??

Broda boo.I don dey wait for this money since like forever.Free dat syde o.
E don tey wey agbaya dey post me.Today na today oo.i must collect my money oo

Wetin u wan use d money do sef " I said ..

Bro boo , NA ICHINBONG ,we don arrange date today after many wahala " and i must to "" he looked at my other brothers "" i must to tear Kpetus oo today .He Shine teeth join.


Which inchinbong " ?? My head Spark .Ichinbong wey me wan tear kpetus,this idiot too wan tear .

Which other inchinbong " ?? Ichinbong overload naw" he responded using his hand to demonstrate the size of her backyard.

Ehn eh !!! So this Opeke wan they double date and go on two dates with two different guys on the same day even after i send am 500 naira card without doing anything. Woman !! Fia "" i throw way yansh give una.

Episode 23


1 : 50 PM DaT SAME DAY


Brother boo,boo .uncle Felix has called to inform he has sent 9000 naira ..

" 4000 extra " Jokojedodo ,my 3rd brother exclaimed as he started twisting like that dance wey korede bello dance 4 Godwin.Me no kuku dey hear the idiot.Wey ZuleZoo.Xproject and Danfo drivers dey,na hin i go dey hear one Dorobucci,Bucci ko,Aba made ni.

Bro Boo " we don come collect our share oo" said IfunOlogbo shining his buck and pointed teeth like rabbit as Zaaki ,the last born scratched his stomach,eating his cheese balls and walking around in his pants ,least concerned bout the Whole discussion.

Thief don steal am ooo " i said frowning

Ha, Bro boo,thief day thief Money from Atm " Na Agbaya talk say make i collect the money on hin behalf oo ,he day owe me money" said Igbodudu, the neighbour's pikin.

He was a talkative and seemed always confident.Hin head like scraped Coconut back.The fool na awa neighbour pikin wey i senior with 4 years.two months and 3 days. Na hin and agbaya dey always roll .me and hin no be mate !!!

U deaf " ?? I say i go bank ,they con..

But bros u never comot house now "said Igbodudu,his face turning red .As he day squeeze face, na so hin day hiss.

Episode 23 . .... Soon !!!!

montezz:
laughing so hard dt my sis has 2check if my temperature z normal. Wat a 4ni post!

my sister..Your sister funny Oo.u day laugh hard she con day check temperature.. Na high temperature dey caure laughter..

Lol..hope u good ??

Oliviaarims:
Ehn..Ichinbong dah u wantu "nak her kpetus" (in ur words)...Lol,I'll pass...

Abeg use style follow me back small ...

Oliviaarims:
Ehn..Ichinbong dah u wantu "nak her kpetus" (in ur words)...Lol,I'll pass...

Haa. Wetin go happen for your own case na say ' I go enter,I no go just move "". ……Lol.hope u are still following the story Oo.

odinese:
This op is pretty dumb.

I only read the ones that had the highest likes.

Brov who con ask your all these questions naa biko

Onyiido:
My sis I wonder the kind of nairalanders we have these days

my sister. U no follow wetin day your profile picture at all .He pain me ooo

otodeluxe:
Classcaptain you really tried, your illusionary tale almost ripped off my ribs not until this hatters came, distracted you and made you loose your impetus.

Good job!

bro I never get waec result complete.This English to much .biko ?? Dissolve the thing

Oliviaarims:
Lol..

hehe my sister .Your skin is shining ooo.Con and be my ichinbong now ..ehn baby. I will take ki gudu care of u ohh omalicha.

Leiykong:
Classcaptain abeg cum finish dis story na

Episode 23..Get ready !!!

Yinkx01:
Bros so u no go complete dz story because of dz pple wey dy complain...e no gud Ooo....nyc1 sha.....

story continuees from Episode 23 today !!