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madridguy:
Only ignorant Nigerians believe Israel is a Christian country. We have said countless times, instead to accept the fact they would rather be fighting you.

Please be quiet. Everybody knows that the state religion of Israel is Judaism, Christians are minorities. No need to start wanking off unnecessarily. You seem to have endless e.rections wherever you hear Christianity or Israel. You and that mo.ron called @Coronaviruspro. Try and rest, today is Sunday.

Vixlot:
Happy Birthday, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu

God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

LOL...Una dey set Bulaba up for drags. You wey post this thing, when last you see light for your house? Ozuor.

Bullfallo:
Not wanting to have a child isn’t a choice per say. I hate to put myself into pressure or do things just because others are doing it, my lifestyle has always be different from public opinion. In fact opposite of the popular views or majority behavior. I don’t send or give a Bleep what anyone think about me.

Example is that people live there live on public opinion. They create a life of public presentations just to please public and get validated but i am not of public views. I do my things the way it pleases before considering public.

If I have billions of dollars like dangote the choice might have been different. I don’t live a live if faith. I must have concrate evidence of things or resources before i made any vita decisions. I hate to borrow or beg. I live a live of comfort. I am rich and comfortable but not for many mouths. Because I don’t want adjust resources from my lifestyle

You will definitely regret not having a shudrens.

SupaBoy:
Good morning people

I borrow money from these loan apps few weeks ago to balance my school fees but the time for repayment have reach and I haven't been able to repay them back.. They have call and sent so many messages threatening me that they will call my contacts etc.

Pls I am really scared because I don't have mind for all that and I use the money for my school stuffs

Should I be worried??

You use the money take secure 2 sure odd abi...Talk true.

Happy birthday to the best Nigerian president ever.

nlfpmod:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olusegun_Obasanjo

HonNL:
SOURCE

Previous Threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/7534034/dani-alves-detained-suspicion-sexual#120229081

https://www.nairaland.com/7993372/dani-alves-faces-sexual-assault#128327205

See where kpekus eventually land this guy..chai....kpekus oooo

Mynd44:
Guess who's making waves in Nigeria? None other than Razi Hamad, Hamas's very own precious political member

Genocide: Hamas Minister & Israeli Ambassador Speak on Borderlines featuring

Dr. Ghazi Hamad, Minister of Social Development, Hamas Government of Gaza (Exclusive Interview).

- Michael Freeman, Ambassador of Israel to Nigeria.

https://www.youtube.com/live/kL9zUSTX2-Q?si=l90jZUKJe0cotgCf

Watch from 4:15 minutes

Get that terrorist piece of sh*t out of here.... :

Time to DEVELOP Thailand.....

robosky02:
https://www.pulsesports.ng/football/story/afcon-2023-nollywood-actress-nancy-iheme-offers-stanley-nwabali-solid-3some-for-penalty-heroics-2024020812022902508

B*tch

Brendaniel:
You see why I said Igbos should not join and do any protest, they are just waiting to throw the blame on Igbos....

Must you mo.rons make everything about yourselves? Your whining is beginning to sound ridiculous. This isn't even about tribe or religion, but your tiny brain managed to sneak igbo into the narrative.

k4kenny:
Don't forget to add how 2 former IDF soldiers went to American campus (Colombia University) to attack protesters with chemical weapons (Google it). No pim from Zionist controlled mainstream Media.

Also recently how IDF soldiers shot an innocent Palestinian shortly after he finished an interview with the BBC, he was shot while standing under a white flag in broad daylight.

Talking of white flags, have you forgotten how the same IDF terrorists shot their own hostages who waved white flags while speaking Hebrew?

Lets go down memory lane. Can you google Rachel Corrie, the American activists who was bulldozed flat by israhelli bulldozers while protesting against a house demolition? What did the American government do about this? Did they get justice for their own citizen brutally and deliberately killed by hideous israhelli terrorists?

Still going back a bit further, have you gone to study Israhelli attack on American shop, USS Liberty in 1967?

The israhelli atrocities are too many to be counted. It's a pity their actions are bringing hatred towards to Jews.

Finally, attacking people based on their faith, tribe or race is wrong, period!

Shurrupp ya detty mouth. Terrorist sympathiser nig. Ltd

Iyke1998:
On my way home this night, I noticed i hadn't eaten food today,so I stopped at one aboki shop by the road side,so I could just get pasta that I'll quickly make when I get home.

On getting there,I met a young pretty lady who coincidentally wanted to buy the same thing with me.

I initiated a conversation with her by asking her which of the tomato paste was the best,with a bright smile,she said she prefers De rica..
I then told her that since we're both buying the same thing,is it not better I return mine,then follow her to her house to eat hers?
She gave a bright smile and replied that she'll report me to her husband oo.. I said ok o,I withdraw my request.

When she was done buying her stuffs, I then told her that I would have loved to pay for her o, but I don't want her to report me to her husband.
She quickly replied, No o,you can pay for me ,my husband won't be angry,that one those not matter na.
I refused, I told her that I don't want any problem with her husband oo,I then paid for my things then went away..

Why are some ladies like this?

Creepy a.ss weirdo. Can't you have a normal conversation with the opposite gender without any ulterior motives?
You for pay na. Ozuor.

Another mo.ron has been let loose. Have you taken your drugs today?

AbelAbdul:
Guys, I almost sold my Honda Civic because of belt. I have spent close to or over 200k because of belt. Gone to different mechanics.
Most of the times when the belt cuts the adjuster bolt will break inside the engine. I will need to drop the engine then get the service of a blacksmith.

They said buy original belt, I bought. Buy new adjuster I bought. Change your pulleys I did but belt was still cutting.

How I solved the problem.

I met a mechanic who discovered that the belt was wrongly fixed.
He told me to buy Belgium belt size 2160.

Before I have been using size 2130.

I bought the Belgium belt 2160 gave it to him you fixed it in the proper way.

I have been driving for two months now I have not experienced any cutting.

I had this same problem with my Honda Civic. Got so bad that I developed PTSD driving the car. I spent all my money changing fan belts and dropping engine. When I couldn't take it anymore, I sold the car. It was so painful. Overall, the car is a beauty on and off the road. Fantastic interior but terrible fan belt issue.

What the f*ck is a stay-at-home dad? What the hell does that even mean?

TimeManager:
Madam, are you OK at all?. Who in his/her right sense absolves OBJ of corruption. Who introduced corruption into our fourth republic?

-kiss the truth!

You are the one who is not okay. Did you read the write up at all or you just want type? Or is madam Betta your family member?

onyekky4real:
1994 Toyota Camry orobo
4 alloy rim
4 plug
Has 2.2L engine capacity making it suitable for usage
It has been painted
Price 1,200,000.price is negotiable
Contact 07033492829
Car must go today.this is for serious client
Car must go today or tomorrow

1.2 million for a 30 year old over used car? Why not carry gun?

omenka:
Dude has gone ahead to create a thread threatening to punish members who make reference to the tribe of criminals. His purpose is to keep massaging their stupid over bloated and empty ego and get in their good books. They're excited about that knowing most of the crimes reported here are committed by their kinsmen.

Dude doesn't seem to know that as long as he is YORUBA, he will FOREVER be seen by them as an ENEMY.

Dude doesn't know the kind of imps he's dealing with, and when he realises it, it'll be too late.

Dear Omenka, what you said is surprisingly true. Your moniker is one of the few ones I look out for here. Ignore the haters. If you deactivate your account, then you have given the haters the fuel to their fire. Sad how Nairaland has been bastardized ethnic keyboard warriors. Kids now run amok spewing hate all over the place. Once again, ignore the noise. I wish you well.

SAMBARRY:
Nice one.i am really happy for her

SAMBARRY-BHOE BHOE, I agree with you.

Bro, you need to act fast o. Because with what you wrote there, we go soon dey say your sister "belongs to the streets". At age 12, it is obvious she knows too much and the consequences will be televised. You need to get your mother involved ASAP, withdraw her from the boarding school, take away that phone from her and have a serious talk with her on the dangers of what she is getting herself into.
I remember one of our church members when I was around that age. She was the only child of her parents, but she was handled with kids gloves. She got pregnant at age 12 or so and that family never remained the same.
Your kid sister can still be saved only if the right measures are put in place.
I wish you all the luck in the world.

Make them no sha ban my virtual. I Don build 2 bungalows and I get 2cars from playing virtual. I go wound pesin o.

Na this kain wahala dey reduce life expectancy. Are you sure it is not spiritual?

Money wey you suppose flex your guys, you go dey use am gamble. That money Don go. Them use bet swear for una?
Which mod ban me? Chai..una do this one. ...

Money wey you suppose use to flex your guys, you go dey use am gamble. That money Don go. Them use bet swear for una?
Which mod ban me? Chai..una do this one. ...

JackDaAlienz:
I'm madly in love with my babe.
But I don't know how to handle this
She came back to spend couple days with me and lo and behold she came with a dog pet.

All those small fluffy dogs, and I hate those things like mad because they shit and pee everywhere.

This dog is about to destroy my relationship as I have told my girl to sell the dog or give it to her friend to keep.
I hate dogs with passion but she is still forming strong head. What do I do?

Calabar people will be very interested in this your post.

This is too cheap. Increase the price,damn it!

All these people in political oblivion trying to launder the image of their principal. Truth is, Jonathan's performance was abysmal and that made that evil man called Buhari a viable option which has led us to the new Shege pro max called Bulaba...smh. The man should shut up and take several seats back.

DGimmick:
At age 25
girlfriends; 0
kisses ; 0
sex; 0
hugs; 0

it's not that am not attractive, infact girls even make advances at me but what can I say, I think I'm the worst introvert on earth

E mean say your soapy game go tight. It is because of you that Unilever will never leave this country...

humilitypays:
These things are common with bankers, guys who studied female dominant courses like Accounting, Mass Com, Banking and Finance, Marketing, Nursing, Food Science, Public Admin, English, Business Admin, etc.


Guys who worked as Tutors or IT support staff at JAMB/WAEC Tutorial centers.


It's also common for guys who worked in large organizations with mostly female coworkers.


Such guys are always lucky with lots of free pussies till death

If you know, you know...

So wetin the guy bin talk na true...You been wan turn your ozzband to February.Ozuor