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Car TalkRe: FRSC To Impose Speed Limiting Devises On Nigerians by clem305D(m): 4:43pm On Sep 15, 2014
where in the world do we have that...you can place speed limits for certain category of roads, but speed limiter...common someone has something to gain there...naija sef
FoodRe: List Of The Most Expensive Fruits In The World by clem305D(m): 4:41pm On Sep 15, 2014
Expensive my clean foot!!!! Nor be these fruits dem dey sell for naija market
PoliticsRe: PDP Accuses Bankole Of Planning To Dump Party by clem305D(m): 4:32pm On Sep 15, 2014
cross-carpeting is no new deal in Nigeria...My upcoming book "searching for diamonds on dunghills; a walk in the park" will elaborate more on that. I still believe that we will get it right soon...just sooner than we think.
RomanceRe: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by clem305D(m): 1:15pm On Sep 15, 2014
What I miss about my ex before my ex is her genuine love, kisses and Mouth Gig...It was the best I ve ever had...no complaints kiss
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by clem305D(m): 10:16pm On Sep 14, 2014
I have never been a proponent of men and women of ..., PASTORS and miracles...I believe in my Holy Bible as a guide to my faith thats all. So, whether fake or real I don't give a damn!!!! sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by clem305D(m): 7:52pm On Sep 13, 2014
The man of the moment...don't ask yet, just watch out grin grin grin
Skimpledawg: Latest Blue in town!!!... tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by clem305D(m): 7:48pm On Sep 13, 2014
Now they will know what it means to be Chelsea...with a replacement for Drogba the sky is the stepping stone. Diego running things since 211 BC tongue
AgricultureRe: SNAKE FARM ? {pic} :-\ by clem305D(m): 12:01pm On Sep 13, 2014
to get their venom for antidote...don't tell me you need to be told that
Olucheye: Gross... embarassed embarassed

Why Would Anyone In God's Name Rear Snakes..

Just Why?
Science/TechnologyRe: World's Most Amazing Ship. by clem305D(m): 9:32pm On Sep 12, 2014
Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!! I can't shout. this is awesome!!

RomanceRe: Do You Believe In The Concept Of Emotional Cheating? by clem305D(m): 4:06pm On Sep 12, 2014
I so much hate this Nigerian mentality of waiting for commitment before getting serious in a relationship...that means its not sincere relationship; all about marriage marriage marriage...tufiakwa umu Nigeria. Three is crowd, so if either party is having emotional affiliation with another, its called cheating; because you must not have sex to cheat.
TravelRe: 44 Countries You Can Travel To With No Visa From Nigeria. by clem305D(m): 3:51pm On Sep 12, 2014
No wonder they say free things always upset the tummy...why won't visa be free to these countries. Even for free count me out. Was thinking Brazil or Jamaica etc would be included...mtchwwwwwww angry
SportsRe: Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty Of Manslaughter by clem305D(m): 3:37pm On Sep 12, 2014
I had a hunch it would end this way...
HealthRe: Ebola: West-African Nations Approach Lagos For Help. by clem305D(m): 3:21pm On Sep 12, 2014
Big brother Nigeria...Nigeria playing this role since 235BC grin
EducationRe: How To Control Your Anger by clem305D(m): 9:46pm On Sep 11, 2014
you walk away from the source...but some people can be annoying tho, maybe they need just a little punch grin
CelebritiesRe: Do Actors Get Turned On Filming Romance Scenes? Nigerian Actors Respond by clem305D(m): 9:27pm On Sep 11, 2014
I will always be a fan of omosexy...so truthful, while the rest are being economical with the truth. How can they say they v never been turned on while playing romance scenes; are they made of steel brass or water flowing through their veins. Cry me a river but thats so impossible cos I know I ve seen some tits getting hard through their cloths while acting, but its all human and I understand so come off it and be real
SportsRe: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty Of Murder by clem305D(m): 9:05pm On Sep 11, 2014
I feel a bit elated over the court ruling...waiting for tomorrow. Hope he is not found guilty of culpable homicide...till then undecided
PoliticsRe: “jonathan, The Port-harcourt – Owerri Express Road Is Deplorable” by clem305D(m): 8:49pm On Sep 11, 2014
What does he know about good road construction...all the roads constructed by his administration gets dilapidated and decapitated few weeks after construction. So he better not join issues with GEJ and face his clueless APC rallies and deceit.









no offense...just an opinion undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by clem305D(m): 8:33pm On Sep 11, 2014
mere eye contact is enough to know when a lady is interested...getting no response could mean the man is not interested or is too busy for a fling. Meet him when he is in the mood for a fling...
chemystery: My ex once revealed to me that the time we had our first eye contact, she gave out a smile hoping that will give me some courage to walk up to her but i was just so dull and clueless until she had to come initiate a chat.

I replied her "OK, they wrote 'mind-reader' on my forehead abi?". I wonder why most ladies can't come up to at least start a talk with us if interested. I don't mean you should woo the guy o. I've sometime ago chat with some ladies about this and they also told me that one way or the other they give guys greenlight(s) but guys are just some silly and clueless dumbass who can't decode simple signals.

I Want to use this opportunity to urge our nairaland ladies to share with us some of their greenlight tactics so we can at least learn in case of next time and also to your own benefit cos that guy you have been eyeing or greenlighting might visit this thread and learn too. Lol.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Of The World's Most Touching Pictures Ever Taken. by clem305D(m): 8:25pm On Sep 11, 2014
so interesting i had to save the page for future reference cool
PetsRe: 10 Monogamous Animals That Mate For Life by clem305D(m): 8:01am On Sep 11, 2014
I wouldnt want to contradict you but the truth is; cheating is not limited to either a man or woman. I have seen faithful and committed men cheated on and vice versa. Faithfulness or fidelity whichever way you choose to call it remains an individual resolution. Some people resolve not to cheat, while some resolve to be !!cheaters!! for life. But the truth remains that love is worth waiting for; there is joy and satisfaction in loving truly and being faithful to your partner. The world would be a better place if we humans can learn to practice fidelity.
femmefatale: A question 4 u 2 answer ooo. I wonder y men can't b faithful tho.
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do Cockroaches Die Upside Down? by clem305D(m): 4:35pm On Sep 10, 2014
hmmmm nwanne m ife nke a dikwa ya bu egwu...ma ndi ulo fa bu so ochicha ochicha ana afomu...okay o!!!
Odinaka00: Ajibota.....anafomu na internet....Urghhh
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do Cockroaches Die Upside Down? by clem305D(m): 4:30pm On Sep 10, 2014
why dont you do the experiment yourself...get a cock^^^^^ and do the maths.. grin
Airforce1: ive been noticing this .... why is it ? how do they get upsidedown ? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Ten Worst Countries For Women by clem305D(m): 4:27pm On Sep 09, 2014
looks like you are talking from experience...have you been ###### before or involved in FGM... DIARIS god ooo!!! grin
lepasharon: More like helping her to shave before / after a rap.e undecided that doesn't look like FGM
HealthRe: GTBank Checks Temperature Of Customers Entering The Banking Hall (Photo) by clem305D(m): 4:25pm On Sep 09, 2014
Who said we v gotten rid of them...are you a pagan or lipsrsealed
Yazmin: I thought we'd gotten rid of these ETT(End Time Things) crew guys....
666 ko 999 ni.....!
RomanceRe: After Telling Him The Truth He Hated Me Forever. by clem305D(m): 10:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
Dont know how true this story is, but it seems similar to a personal experience I had with the only girl I had ever loved in my 7 relationships so far...life and love could be very bitter when such happens but it is well!!! You did the best thing by telling him the truth, but there are truths that hunts and hurts us forever; just know that okay! You will love again and Kenneth as well. I know he still loves you deep within, tho he may not be willing to forget, I know he has forgiven you even long before you ever tot of asking that from him. If this story of yours is true, from my personal experience, believe me that wherever Kenneth he is has forgiven you with all his heart. He is just too hurt to forget...Learn to love for real, double-dating never pays; especially when you see a true love right before you.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by clem305D(m): 7:21pm On Sep 07, 2014
The Catholic church remains the "agbanwe-agbanwe"...unchangeable n indivisible..." upon this rock I will build my church, and no evil can over bring it down"...All these fake pastors claiming to have been CALLED when they only sent themselves TEXT MESSAGES...hmmmm loosers
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Ten Worst Countries For Women by clem305D(m): 10:42pm On Sep 06, 2014
Eyop: @ that first pic,wat are those men doing to the girl undecided
....they are helping her to shave. Blind Bat!!! havnt you heard of female genital mutilation...abi na only you waka come!!!
TravelRe: Top 10 Air Travel Companies With Most Plane Crashes In 2014 by clem305D(m): 10:05pm On Sep 06, 2014
All of you sharingggggg!!! blame ....diaris God ooo!!! The blames we are sharingggg diaris God o!!! Diaris God ooo!!! Diaris God oooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still crying....................................................................n crying
HealthRe: GTBank Checks Temperature Of Customers Entering The Banking Hall (Photo) by clem305D(m): 9:53pm On Sep 06, 2014
These hand-held thermometers from the U.S being pointed at peoples head; I hope its not the 666 sign they are secretly imprinting on unsuspecting people...hmmmmm Bikokwa!!! I dont trust all these...mouth shut lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Nigeria Sitting On A Time Bomb. by clem305D(m): 8:58pm On Sep 05, 2014
The truth is that the younger generation dont believe in education anymore and you dont blame them. Majority of their predecessors are still in the job market...Also our society is more money conscious than education. Easy money factor...etc. Very bad for a country seeking growth. But there is always a way where there is a will...Cheers
HealthRe: “ewedu” Can Prevent And Cure Ebola – LUTH Consultant by clem305D(m): 8:50pm On Sep 05, 2014
Hate it when idle minds who call themselves Profs in Nigeria open their scumbags called mouths to opine rubbish...we all know immunity level plays a big role in preventing infection generally. Has she found the cure to Ebola or not...Disappointment written all over my face
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: These Apocalyptic Paintings Show The Terrifying Near Future Of Our Lagos City by clem305D(m): 8:43pm On Sep 05, 2014
We talking Ebola you talking nonsense...SMH undecided[color=#990000][/color] SMH now in the english dictionary tho

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