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DaYoungOfficer: @Clemzo nd Emma una no go kill me with laugh...

How we go do na! Atleast to laugh and be happy is part of the waiting. God dey!

Dis is part of the requirement..........hehehehehehehe

siina: you are absolutely right emma,some have not been following this thread and they don not even bother to find out what is going but after taking there thing they will just jump into the discussion.imagine that guy asking you if your name is on NDA list...lWKMD

Hahahahahahahaha

What are the. Papers saying dis morning?

ladepete: Assumptions! Assumptions!! Assumptions!!! Number one JOB BUYER in the Army. So you seriously think Nigerian Army will delay its enlistment process because of some corpers still serving? If the so called ogas at the top have such power they should also have the power to control the selection board. All that is needed is 'that candidate is my boy' he will have is discharge certificate before training. Is this even needed sef? We have heard cases where one or two people just join up in camp from no where. This NYSC assumptions is not just feasible. The reason for the delay is best known to the officers in charge; the best we can do is sit down, relax and wait; the list must come out someday. Good luck!

Well articulated, I like ur analysis

Revolva: am gonna call them tommorrow mornin and if possible visit their hq at iganmu

I will be back to fedex office by 2moro I hope something positive happens.

ajisebioyo1: Hi nairalanders: I always smile whenever I read upppdates here, simply because when God is doing good, many people feel he is doing bad. This delay in the shortlisted candidates lists for dssc is in favour of some people which are still service( nysc) like meeeeeee. Hahahahahaha. Let's just hope the list will be out by october this year. Gbam.

Seriously u ve a point, some candidates of some ogas at the top might be doing their NYSC so they are just sing style to wait till the nxt P.O.P, I think u ve a point. I ve said dis b4 on dis thread....Goodluck to u sha, I tink the nxt pop is 17th of nxt month? Pls confirm.

I just called nigerian brewery customer care now on 070082558662752 they took my name and number and promised to resolve it.

I got another message today that I shld go to FedEx that its final notice, I went to FedEx only for them to tell me that they have returned the prizes back to star, me I don't undastand ooo, I believe something is fishy,.

Since everybody is hearing one thing or the other, let me tell u what I heard tooo....I heard the COAS has being purging for sometime now the purging has being resurgent despite taking drugs, if u want the list to be released let's declare a 3days fasting and prayer for him, because until he gets better no list......abeg na joke I dey oo

emmanuel4fire: Men! see English. At least with this grammer them go must release the list. Lol.

I don laugh taya.

They better don't get discombobulated!

What are the papers saying dis morning

Abeg make dem release dis list Abeg,b the whole thing don taya person.....well hopefully the list shld be out 2moro

mcfrank88: Hehehe... My fellow Country people, I have gone 4 my Honeymoon and back and you guyz r still here. Make my wife no born pikin b4 NA release d list ooh. I don miss una small sha, make una no worry, una go drink my wedding drink 4 camp In Jesus name.... AMEN. Somebody shuld congratulate me naa, its nt easy to be a MAN..... Lolz.

CongratulobiA!!!

joker5180: so they will be sending ssc officers to run medical corps, chaplain, islamic affairs, military police, and other support services jst because ssc officers r many? pls reason well

Don't mind him, my liutenant friend even told me that the nigeriian army is short of officers, like he's presently heading about 3 sections which according to him is not suppose to be so

TemmyWon: Excuse me, I thought d race is 3.5, or is it 3.2?

Itws 3.2km in 18mins, with a good jogging pace u can even finish in 15mins u don't need to start speeding att the begining. All u need is a good pace, if y sttart with speed u will get tired easily

TemmyWon: Excuse me, I thought d race is 3.5, or is it 3.2?

Its 3.2km in 18mins, its achievable foe those that have a good functioning heart, if u ve problems pls contact ur doctor b4 going for the exercise.

[quote author=Gentle_J]Am so happy. My 1st race since my application and I made 3.2 kilos in 17:26. It isn't an easy task, takes determination n endurance. Tank U Lord.[/quote]That's nice, but wen we get there its advisable to team up with good guys during the race so that one can maintain a good pace and to boost morale

azido: yea.their is no peace in NDA for a confused clown

I don laugh taya, confused clown........hahahahahahah

General emperor: Clmezo dere is a new Job dat d first few months does nt look like hell,so NA is no diffrnt,it called work hazard
ad 4 DSCC na people lik dere madweke dey call parade ad does combatants guz are alwz paranoid wt DSCC guz,

Regulars don't join the prep ooo that's the first 3months because dey have done theirs b4 the arrival of dssc, they only join after the 3months wen classes resumes, so both regular and dssc receive lectures togeda though dey claim seniority, but afta graduation they end up saluting you because dey graduate as second liutenant, so their gra gra ends in camp.

azido: majority of the clowns will be begging to report sick in the hospital.NDA has changed no more PAPER CADET.even on your crouches the job marshals and labor force will still grind your pots whether you like it or not.sleep of tongue,you must like it.so many pots(skulls)will be useless-ed.hahahahahahahaha

Yes oooo, the first 3months nor be moi moi, I heard the soldiers are called demons, the will so hunt u that u will be dreaming to run away, and even wen u try to run away and dey catch u den e don be for u.....I believe its wot we can all scale through....God will see us through

We shall overcome someday! My joy at the end will be to see nairalanders at the interview venue! E go too sweet! Almajiri, joker and co

azido: na lie

Everything is possible guy

NYSC passes out 17th of nxt month, so xpect the list anything from 17th Sept.ibelieve that is wot is holding the list, one Baba olowo pikin bin apply but he's still serving...just my personal guess pls so don't crucify me.

As per saalary, no officer earns less than 180k thaat was what he told me, that is the least for a second liutenant though he wasn't specific on the amount.so u need not worry the pay is good.

almajiri101: Everybody may feel like break dancing tomorrow. Na mi talk am.

@almajirii I dey feel u plenty.

Most of una wen dey here dey run una mouth na una go reach dere begin find escape route.....

I was chatting with my liutenant friend dis afternoon, he was gusting me about life during the first 3month in training, nor be small thing ooo,he said some people even try to escape, afta. All this person go enter there still dey find how e wan take escape, na Wa ooo

siina: exam speculation don stop na january own dey reign now...nawa o

Anyhow dey want it we are equal to the task

I'm suspecting something oooo, hope this ogas don't candidates still doing their NYSC and dey are waiting for them to finish so that their names can be included.......nobody told me ooooo. Just my own little analysis.....make una nor crucify me oo

The only person dat shld give u info and u shod believe is the COAS or the major Gen. Incharge of military secretary, not one colonel serving in portiskum or katsina alla