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Nice idea! But what got me cracked up was the polygraph that could determine who is lying amongst them. But how?! Dem neva see chronic liar ni.

Nice idea! But what got me cracked up was the polygraph that could determine who is lying amongst them. But how?! Dem neva see chronic liar ni.

Who is karen?

Hun! What a funny way to become whole. Well in this case there are two things involved. It's either the woman became mad by a car accident or she was never mad in the first place.

The gods are angry. Seems they don't want the evil politicians to see 2013. Yakowa, azazi, 'die_zani', now imoke. I believe more are yet to be unfold.

Now that she lied.. Hope she is going to jail?!

Awwwww.... I love eating sharks, whale, crodociles, octopus, sea-snake, hipopotamus etc.. Hmmm.. Never a dull moment..

Dis wan na bad business for always (pampers). Thanks alot sisi_kill but i still don't get this whole period thing. Can someone please explain better?!

Wow! Good news from a black week. Sand eagles are winning, Super eagles are.......?

Good Ridance to bad rubbish. How many Buhari do we have in Naija?! I thought he celebrated his birthday sometime this year..

chiboy1928: I can see a most of you people are anxious and want to speak wit the governor rite nw,well if u must no am wit the governor rite now,he is well healthy and attending to some officials matters so guys dnt wory he is going to released a press release as soon as he is done Thank u courtsey via Governor sullivan chime of enugu state spokes man for nairaland.

Gosh!! I'm finished. Is this english?!

I've not felt so emotional for a very long time. God please keep my mother longer. She's my strength.

jimino: Come 2 benin, u wil c benin chiefs wear their skirts. Is nt a big deal.

Guy! U don lie. Dis ur lie dey smell well well. Hope na Benin Republic you dey talk about?! Because if na Benin-city den you're a potential liar...

Na wa o! Wetin pesin no go see for dis world again. Guys wearing skirts. Is this suppose to be a new fashion trend?! Shey i go begin wear pantie and cross-cross leg whenever i sidon sake of say i wear skirt, kilts or whatever dem call am. Rubbish!

MORALS: The bible is not an ordinary book, never swear an oath of office if you know you're going to perform below require measures.

Nigerians and inferiority complex. How come they waited this long until the helicopter had crashed before they released a report that the Navy helicopter had engine problems after 10 different flight?! No wonder Nigerians are always last in everything we do. Last to arrive an event (african time), last in sporting competitions, last in meetings/conference (politicians). Last to renew drivers license and most importantly last to write a report for maintenance of aircraft. Naija i hail thee!!

They should pack the damaged helicopter and sell it to people who recycle condemned iron. This is the 21st century, we don't waste things anymore. Okay..

Teenage Money: And if e no happen, u no go see the end of this year!!!!!

Abaa! That's a rather harsh statement. Back-to-topic=> When will Man United play against leveticus?!

It is one thing to be a christian, it is another thing to be a beliver. Anyone can be a xtian but having a stronger relationship with God makes one a beliver.

It amuse me how some people just waste precious time trying rubbish. Extintion ko, Extension ni.

What a tragic event. Now they have to start all over from square1. Parents should learn to let their children play outside whenever they're going out. May their souls rest in peace.

I might be wrong, but this seems exacly the same pictures i saw during the Ghana concert.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Congract! More se[m]en to your di[c]K. NEXT!!