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 Science/Technology › Re: UNN Student Develops Amateur Rocket Propellant (photo) by Clemzy16(m): 5:08pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
Good one! With more of those Rockets and a little improvement. The U.S is no match to Nigeria. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: What Unique Thing Will You Do This Xmas by Clemzy16(m): 5:03pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
I plan to spend xmas in a motel with two hot ashawo till dawn. Best Feeling Ever. Lolz.. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Pastor Ayo Orisejafor Stars In A New Nollywood Movie. by Clemzy16(m): 4:16pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
Leadn: You are a FOOL... comparing Obama to a pastor?! You should stop taking that substance, it's affecting you number 6ur fada yanch! |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Does Nairaland Mean To You? by Clemzy16(m): 3:14pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
Nairaland, a place of tribal war. (I never knew the meaning of tribalism until i came to Nairaland). Also, Nairaland is my writing tool. I used to be a very good writer. I've written some short stories, poems even drama. But along the way i lost interest in writing. But in Nairaland i am poised to writing even when i don't feel like. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Pastor Ayo Orisejafor Stars In A New Nollywood Movie. by Clemzy16(m): 9:24am On Dec 04, 2012 |
As much as i'd like to criticize, i don't see anything wrong in his actions. He's a preacher man does not prohibit him from acting decent movies. Last time i checked, obama once stared in a movie etc.. Sometimes, one just need to get outta their comfor zone and do something new. Definately this movie is going to be a hit. |
| Fashion › Re: Burna Boy On The Cover Of The Scene Magazine by Clemzy16(m): 3:56pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
The only reason he covered the magazine was because he mistakely fell from stage during the hip hop world awards' popularly called "The Headies". |
| Music/Radio › Re: Terry Tha Rapman Loses Mother by Clemzy16(m): 3:49pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
May the soul of the mother rest in peace. Didn't know terry was a poet. |
| Music/Radio › Re: 40,000+ Turn Out For P-Square Concert In Ghana by Clemzy16(m): 1:59pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
I Bet the entire population of Ghana are the ones there. P-square Rocks.. |
| Health › Re: The New STD That Can Kill You by Clemzy16(m): 1:46pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Sedar: So make we no kiss again is that what their saying? Na wa o.Yez o! Me be don plan say na french kiss i wan kiss my wife on the day of our wedding. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Mr Ibu Vs Osuofia: Who Is A Better Movie Comedian? by Clemzy16(m): 1:32pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
kenkruse: The difference is that Osuofia makes you to laugh reasonably while Mr. Ibu will make you laugh stupidly.GBAM! What more can i say?! |
| Politics › Re: What Kind Of Nigerian Are You? by Clemzy16(m): 1:22pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
I'm a distinguished Nigerian. One moment i love this country and the next moment the reverse is the case. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: $5,000 Stolen In Chris Oyakhilome's Vault by Clemzy16(m): 9:36pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Maybe God has decided to take the money himself; since they refused to give to ceaser what belongs to ceases. BTW, pastor chris should use his powers to determine who stole the money. Lolz.. |
| Crime › Re: Over 100 Graves Robbed In Benin For Voodoo Rituals by Clemzy16(m): 10:02pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
The topic is misleading. The MODs should change it to "Benin Republic" instead of just "Benin" so some people don't mistook it for Benin-city, Nigeria. BTW, Rest in peace has become Rest in pieces. May God deliver this continent. |
| Family › Re: Old Couple In Wedding Attire by Clemzy16(m): 4:08pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
De_ Law: In most cases,at old age, women ar always ridiculous or ill looking. Men looks gud,stronger and heathy.Seconded! No wonder an aged man of 85 was attractive enough to make a girl of 12 ask him to help her massage her bo[o]bs. |
| Family › Re: Have You Seen Oludamilare Akinlosotu? by Clemzy16(m): 4:02pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
I pray he's found as-soon-as-possible. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Can I Still Get Married After 4 Children? by Clemzy16(m): 3:21pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
@op Yes you can. My parents got legally married when i was 13. Though it was a traditional marriage and not a church wedding. But the good thing is that me and my siblings are no longer illegitimate children. Life expectancy in Nigeria is too short, these days you can't count on some families for anything good. So, No biggie... You can still become legally married with your hubby and continue to live happily ever after. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is Going To Church Necessary For Salvation? by Clemzy16(m): 3:09pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
Different strokes for different folks. Going to church is not necessarily the road to salvation. Living an holy and sinless life is what matters most. Afterall, there are some people that go to church regularly but do not act according to the words of the scripture. |
| Politics › Re: Osun To Convert Human, Animal Wastes To Cooking Gas by Clemzy16(m): 2:59pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
Hmmm.. Igbe to gbonò fèli féli |
| Business › Re: LMAO!!! New Restaurant Opens Named "Gangnam Style" by Clemzy16(m): 11:30am On Dec 01, 2012 |
That's cool! Mine is going to be named "Ra condom sir." |
| Politics › Re: Who Writes President Jonathan's Speeches? by Clemzy16(m): 11:26am On Dec 01, 2012 |
ANSWER: Special adviser on medial and publicity, Dr Reuben Abati. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Four Arrested For Killing Recharge Card Dealer by Clemzy16(m): 11:08am On Dec 01, 2012 |
::Andrew:::I'm going to mars. |
| Politics › Re: What Other Business Has Okada Ban Affected by Clemzy16(m): 11:04am On Dec 01, 2012 |
The ban of okada has affected the usage of okada for 'jare' (a bini word meaning show-off) during funerals. Though, not a business but it has also affected our Naija girls; too lazy to trek, always flying-bikes. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Must A Man Wear Suit On His Wedding Day by Clemzy16(m): 10:53am On Dec 01, 2012 |
Since i was born and now i'm gettin old I've never own or wore a suit. So, the day of my wedding will not be an exception. Na agbada i go wear ooo... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Condoles Buhari Over Daughter's Death by Clemzy16(m): 10:20am On Dec 01, 2012 |
Keep your friends close, keep you enemies closer. Buhari should take classes from Jonathan. |
| Politics › Re: Life Expectancy At 52 Years For Nigeria by Clemzy16(m): 10:11am On Dec 01, 2012 |
Abeg ooo!! Which of these people is the statistics referring to?![b] People that [b]lived their lives and died conditionally or People that were either killed by accident, boko haram, fuel spillage, Allu community, armed robbers, stray bullet, misplaced identity, hire-killers, assasination, women etc.. Because me i no dey kukuma understand all dis orishishi oyinbo statistics. |
| Politics › Re: Governor Suntai Is Brain-damaged - SaharaReporters by Clemzy16(m): 9:14am On Dec 01, 2012*. Modified: 9:37am On Dec 01, 2012 |
Nigerians and their inferiority complex! Did the hospital release any report that the governor has amnesia?! Amongst the delegates that paid him a visit, is any of them a medical expert?! Why then did they send a report to "SaharaRepoters" that he is brain-damaged?! What makes them thinks he knew them anyway?! Or is it now mandatory that all governors must know people occupying top public positions even if they haven't met one-on-one?! Now they wanna totally tanish the image of the poor governor. With what they have done, No doubt the governor will not be able to secure a place for second tenure if he comes back to occupy his position as governor of taraba state. So much for owning a private jet. Who's going to be NEXT?! 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: TerryG Denies Being Wanted By Police by Clemzy16(m): 8:21pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
richarts: See as you just dey abuse person wey you no know. You doesnt even knew why I say what I say.Guy! You dull sha.. You don't even know how to spell you name "Richard." my advise for you is to learn how to continue writing in pidgin. I believe with time it will become an integral part of your cultural way of life. (style of writing). English is not your friend at all. No_offense_intended |
| Celebrities › Re: TerryG Denies Being Wanted By Police by Clemzy16(m): 6:17pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
richarts: fourth to comments. Hallelujah. This terry g is a shames.Abeg! Dem use (s) swear for you?! |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nigezie To Sponsor Tonto Dike's 'Hi' Video by Clemzy16(m): 1:54pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
O.M.G! Tonto dikeh and terry g to produce a moster single. Two weed addict physco in collabo to produce a song that is gonna blow your mind like crazy. BTW, is Tonto dikeh that poor to shoot a video by herself?! |
| Politics › Re: Fashola Arrests Policeman Riding Okada On Restricted Road. by Clemzy16(m): 10:55am On Nov 30, 2012 |
The topic is misleading. It should be "Fashola ordered arrest of policeman Riding okada on Restricted Road." When did Fashola became a police officer?! Back-to-topic=> The police officer was using his little authority to bend the law instead of breaking the law. Too bad for him. I believe this will serve as a lesson to others who thinks they are above the law. |
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