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Xo happy.. This is the first time my post is making the front page.

DaWhiz: Do u think with your anus?

Do you think with your brain?!

First Bank=MTN
First Bank Kogi state university, anyigba branch is nothing to write home about. The bank has stopped withdrawal of money inside. Hence, if you want to withdraw money you have to use the ATM; but there is never a time you go there that the ATM has service (network). You have to stay in a queue, always lined up in the hot sun just to withdraw money. Sometime, their SMS alert hardly comes immediately.

Mynd_44: Crap. Waste of bandwidth

mak una no vex. Was just tryin to pull ya'al legs..

1)Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone.

2)Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch.

3)Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner.

4)Law Of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For Work Because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will Have A Flat Tire.

5)Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings.

6) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of Meeting Someone You Know Increases When You Are With Someone You Don't WantTo Be Seen With.

7) Law Of The Result: When You Try To Prove To Someone That A Machine Won't Work, It Will.

Law Of Bio mechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach.

9) Theater Rule: People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last.

10) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold.

11) Law Of Proposal: After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One!!

Agreed??

Please, did you watch the match or heard about it?

When i was young, this story used to be common that India used juju to beat Nigeria 99-1. I heard it was a well known Nigeria football player that scored our only goal, the ball changed to a stone and he kicked it without thinking twice.

All our players were just seeing double, all our goalkeeper could see each time an Indian player played the ball at him was a roaring lion and a ball of fire which made him to run away from the goal post.

I also heard this was why India is banned forever from playing football.

Please, is this story true?. Did you watch the match or heard about it? And why is indian banned forever from playing football?...

Letz hear ur views

N9b for a house. Are they trying to build a house to heaven?! Too late; because they're no where near hea-ven.

valencia25: My role model

into which level?!

There is nothing innovative about this. Be proud to mess your mess. Because when you use this pantie it diffuse back into your anus and give you shitty thought.

toluleke: sharap guy.go slip.wetin u post make brain for ur eyes¿¿¿¿

Who is this waste of fluid?!

My birthday is coming this 22, Dec. Who am i going to celebrate it with?! Hmmm.. An ashawo isn't a bad choice.

How do you expect corruption to combact corruption?! If you doubt me, ask EFCC.

Etumgbe: This is unfair ooo. What of us the THIRD CLASS graduates?

Run for governorship position; they need people of your class! Back-to-topic=> Questions that comes to mind.. Do these people really worth the FIRST CLASS In the first place?! Can they defend their result?! Is this not an avenue to squander more money?! The answer is best known amongst them.

They shouldn't forget to send my own share of the money to my account asap else??

Hmmm.. Ya'all think Itz funny.

If you know you want to see 25, Dec, 2012 write amen now?!

What more can i say?! Mr Bode George should be dancing azonto by now that it is an Award that he is denied of and not a Reward.

Na Wetin American act see for Naija?! The williams sisters, keri hilson, Rick Ross now Chris Brown. All visited Nigeria in one year. See what Mrs folorunsho has caused. They now know that there is money in Nigeria so they're coming to collect their own share of our oil money.

wissezy: Buhaha

Watz funny? Ain't i cute?!

Nice move by INEC. They should de-register more political parties. It shouldn't exceed five that we have. We all know that there are two major political parties in Nigeria. Besides, can't we have a situation of what is being run in America, where The Republicans and Democrats representing Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were the only political parties that participated in the election. BTW, i thought PDP was going to be on the list. Guess i thought wrong.

I thought sanusi was an economist. When did he become a politician?! He seems to be agitating forcefully for anything that favours the Government only.

Is the world still going to end this year?! Seems like Nigeria is coming to an end this year.

11. Love. If you add the other 10 together, you'll discover that they all represent love. but in other to avoid stories that touch, that should not stop us from buying tangible items as gifts.

Joeblis: Role model on a faceles forum?NAH

It dosen't matter. Afterall, they have pictures. BTW, there are alot of people that have Role Models that are footballers, Celebrities, Renowned politicians etc.. These are people they haven't met or talked to one-on-one.

@op you sounds confused. That is stone age mentality. What happens to Deflowered guys then?! Sharia law in the making.