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The grammar alone is gona heal so many souls
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Djangocode: There's nothing like wooing in NL. NL has a strict relationship environment. More like an office space for clients. No Pm's. Erything's done in public and for fear of being embarassed, erybody respects him/herself.

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I'm not a medical practitioner buh I think I can make a guess.
I cant say for 'em ladies shaaa oh
alright, when a guy gets pressed say urine-wise and he holds it back for closely 3-4-5 hours....
He gets super pressed and at that time he start getting erections. When he's ready to release the urine; the pencil is still standing until after some minutes when he's through with the excretion , the John thomas starts relaxing.

It's not too different from the phenomenon of sleep.. .... You're not aware you're pressed for so long when You're asleep at night Until you're awake. Some minutes after you've released the excreta then you pencil relaxes.
I guess its the urine pushing the thing up.

Truckpusher: I have not slept for the past one week ,is it normal?

Am I in some serious trouble?

or this is just one of those stuff that happens to peeps?

Somebody need to tell me something right now ,honestly.

Hmmmmmm Bro I'm afraid ooooohhh , my mom suffered this for close to 9months if I'm not mistaken. Maybe its not the same with yours or maybe it is, during those days she'd hold us close to her to keep her company. There's no sleeping drug she never took yet it never aided her sleep. She was always complaining of serious headache. She's okay now .
So many pastors told her it was spiritual - she didn't believe tho. A doc helped her out with the local medicine . But we don't have a name for that sickness ....it nearly broke my mom.
Try any sleeping drug and check if it helps

Shugajay: where art thou ..... You're no longer gracing nairaland with your presence . Are you on exams ?

Spotless180: u mean formula?

Lols thanks buddy ..... Don't mind my automatch keyboard

App that are likely to cause this are battery savers , Facebook app , its messenger app , that fucking twitter app.
Open all o'em and disable location services

Titiluvly: Op, what are u goin to do with their real age?

I'm guessing , u'd be 12 next year

As an engineer I just deviced a formar to calculate the actual age of a lady with the fake one she gave you.

All I see is an app trying to succeed 2go.

Please can someone dash me space in the first page to say this sensible thought that just entered my head now.......... it comes once in a while

God knew I was shouting out to our NAF for them to use those air assult hardwares on these guys when they were hiding in sambisa . Now our fellow countrymen are refugees, hostages and homeless in their own land.

These Boko boys are no longer afraid unlike before when they were mingling with the crowd.

BUT ROME WAS NEVER BUILT IN A DAY....... LONG LIVE OUR AGILE AND GALLANT SOLDIERS. THOSE DEAD, WE HONOUR YOUR GALLANTRY!!!

StaceyJ: Nope!
Have never done that.

And my mum is very strict.
She'd probably cut off my b***s if she ever sees me going around the house unclad.

She doesn't need to see yeh..... It's something done once in a long while. You shud get that feeling something.

Jeeeeezzzzz I so much love the heavenly feeling I get when I take my bathe behind wrappers in my village.
I mostly use that backyard method after playing football.

And you were watching her go into these places right?

hatux: Lol ... Impersonators!!!

And she doesn't even know he's no longer with the EME crew

Ipledge: it was 11:17pm, almost sleeping, and if u were sensible enough, you would have known its typo error.

My brother allow all these English teachers be. When it's time to woo a woman with correct grammar you go see 'em falling hands ...

temigracie: ...Hian!!!...Heaven knows I dont like guys with beards....To be frank, it irritates me....Dont expect me to peck or kiss someone like that....

I love it fresh, smooth and clean...Free of bumps and itchy hair....Then i can keep touching and feeling those chin and cheeks.....I love touching cheeks ooo, my weakness....

I just stumbled on my mate for life ;8

in Suarez's voice 'You see why I love to bite pipo'

I thought OP's question was ' WHICH IS CHEAPER ' and not which is better.
Haba 9ja is sitting on a time bomb indeed in terms of education and understanding.

If you love him, trace him..... Make it happen.
Oh BTW how did you know he parks at hotel. Have you already traced him?

Congratulations are certainly in order for Nicki Minaj.
The Trinidadian-American’s raciest video, Anaconda,
is now vevo certified. The controversial video has
been streamed 100 million times in just 11 days. This
is Nicki Minaj’s seventh certified video as a lead act
on Vevo — ‘Starships’, ‘Moment 4 Life’, ‘Pound The
Alarm’, ‘Super Bass’, ‘Beez in the Trap’ and ‘Right
By
My Side’ are all certified for hitting the 100 million
landmark. ‘Anaconda’ had earlier broken Miley Cyrus’
‘Wrecking Ball’ record for most views in 24 hours. The
clip was viewed 19.6 million times in 24 hours,
beating the previous record of 12.3 million views.

Have you not watched it?
You need to rush to YouTube right away
Well let's hope you don't mention Tiwa savages's WANTED anymore.

your imagination sulks buddy

hannesy: u mean one bf can't give u all?

You're own case sef na triple - dating. ;8

Who doesn't know every girl has
-The homework boy
- The sexy looking boy
- The shopping maga
- And the full-time bed mate