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its was an error, i am family friend n know them very personally i mean martins family, NO connetion/relation at all, errorrrrrrrrr. |
from a legalpoin of view, after marrying a naija lady he still has go to naija immigration n regularise his papers with d authorities, just as a naija guy wld do abroad. but really, if his papers had expired we shld not get sentimental, he or whoever shd be deported, just like a naija guy wld be if abroad,just that he is a personality dats y its news. lastly he perhaps took stuffs charllantly cos he tot na naija him dey, truth is when any naija agency wants to work, bad or good, dey wld do dat work with sooooo much vest. pity him sha, he's in d middle of crossfire. bad belle type lots of immigrants/expertraites here with expired papers wey nobody care about. |
well, well, well, nice work just dat naijas like too many free stuffs. anyways at least i benefitted from guys in d us when i bought my Honda babyboy car last year. kudos to jericho, like lawyer said aptly, "we" would watch n add up legal advice we its necessary n perhaps to much for our bro' colleague to cope with, i guess we have lots of legalminds in the forum. big up 4 lawyers hereon. |
@mccloud224 i believe there r a host of legal practitioners on this forum, if u need legal guidiance and advise, contact any. |
truth is naijas never pay fees, except police n medical fees cos either 1 u dont pay u die or hang. its inperative that b4 u emback or buying any land in that 1 should contact a legal practitioner to conduct due diligence on the said but trust our people, its only when d deal turn sour that they run to lawyer "magician" for immediate sulotion, was this lawyer not around prior to maikg payments. gudluck, as my colleague as has rightly said its unethical to proffer legal advise to u, as u claimed to have engage a solicitor out there in the norh to handle ur affairs. advise to other would be buyers it is advisable to rather spend a little extra naira and have piece of mind, i too sabi no dey inside its either u r a lawyer or not, pay fees n get service |
pls i need answers i mistakenly typed a locked code i cant remember on my E71 phone, how do i undo it without loosing data or stuff or even damaging d phone. I have using factory setting its just undo d code, plls help meeeeeeeee. |
1st i hope u r naija based but if perhaps u r, hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. instead asking for means of getting out of the wire u ve gotten in u are still sending escapes u ve had what a slot u r, virgin a feat. pple lest stop responding to her lines. its hurrible, it doesnt she needs advise rather she only wants to use us to write her dirty novel. c virgun wey sabi d diference btw round 1 n 3, u need 2 sleep with a least 10 more guys to fully enjoyed prolong sex. am sure ur father 4get him p, s 4 ur hole ![]() |
a man cld be shy in words but perhaps not emotionally, if he coonects in other medium guess d lady cld compliment him, though i'd rather do my talking, nothing my mouth now? women if ur man is a little bit shy in saying wld u marry me n u know in ur heart he is d guy lead him there no harm at all, u might just bring the best out of him. like nature u can never have all, so that part of him is complete. |
due 2 obj marvelous job while ["as if he has left"] in power we lost the industrial sector due 2 eratic power supply, info reaching the streets is dat uniliver wld soon leave naija 4 ghana, how of them are left to offer emplyment to ppls, guinness last month advertised d sale of some of their particularly d lagos production plant, naija is unofficially a clear cut importer of anything from water to sand, n pple supposedly literate say obj did well, make una let me say GOD PUNISH ALL UNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. pls next time dear protesters make una employ one iraqi/pakistani suicide bomber to help us finish d job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
i cant believe naijas living in naija or abroad shd have a voice of support in favour of obj, na wah even if ur papa follow chop keep quiet, if u dont have a word to say keep quiet, atleast those abroad can protest and not be shot at sight like would have happen that been naija, if naija was so better those our bros n sis outside wld be here either schooling or working, na condition make them go outside. abeg next time some1 shld plant a time bomb on him during the chaos n blast the bastard when calm resumes. GOD BLESS THE PROTESTERS, STONERS, PPLE here voicing the truth, the rest of u useless idiot that cannot see the rot pple obi has caused us shit rub una face, |
some naijas r just funny though with a stupid attitude, how can any1 naija 4 that matter welcome OBJ to any place of repute, haba ireport u must dey kolo big time n so 4 d likes of UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu. |
am a lawyer, n believe its high time pple come to terms with life, her family her mums expecially tot u, [a returnee] would be fully loaded n ofcos shd milk as much as possible but i guess as u said u disappointed her. now the real issues are; how ready r u to come to terms with d fact that u were never married, 4get d ceremonies u had legally u own d child, naija law how old is d child? let them rot, if u really want to face issues reach me at igu_attorney@yahoo.com we'll discuss further if u care. take care. |
simply put though with tremedious apologies women are soooooooooooooooooooooooo dummmmmb!!!!!!!!!!!! i just, no only wish my own sis would allow me a pee into theirlove lives b4 dy make same mistakes. u were lucky 2 have some insight to d kind of man he was/is, but never took it serious, a kid from main wife, anoda from some teen affair as he claimed, what, although it took a lot of reading to get ur mesage however, u dont any adviser to tell u 2 get lost asap from dis mister man. put ursef together n move on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
its real insult, how a "govt" dta has enjoyed so much windfall from the high price, its only n5.00 that can be reduced what a shame. |
@ i trust u are an agent ursef or in related field, honestly as far back as 1 year ago, d only empty plot of land within River valley estate without wahala was going for 11m, MOST LANDS in river valley dont have C of O just government allotment, they were former airways properties. so i doubt u'd get a 4 nos 3bedroom flat 4 N30m, ur client will have to up his buget mouch higher or u just want to want ur time play into 419ners. |
@ poster, ur care taker does not need or have to live or residence near the property, all u need is effective management. what are the configuration of ur property, i mean what type of property do u have there and what kind of management are u looking for, a professional or a local guy? 1. what kind of documentation do u have on it? 2. which tenats are there presently? nice if u could post a picture of the propery reach us thru igu_attorney |
sometimes, we shd try 2 be patient with pple, d poster made a complain, i believe as friends which is what dis platform is about, i.e, 2 proffer solutions not turn it into a joke, "lets even assume its joke" its still educative, lesson, take this senerios; a client of mine was debitted on a loan account with the sum of N4, 3m, d bank claimed it was default interest charges, while supposedly my client has judiciously been keeping his payments obligations after a strongly worded letter was sent in they reversed the charges. secondly, another client was sent money from abroad in excess of N500k, unfortunately this client uses 1 particular bank, for such transactions, to her greatest surprise when she got there to d bank on Marina, n presented her documents she was info that she had collected her money at their local Airport branch office, 30minutes b4 she came to their own office, my client immeidately called me, i got there with a letter and served the secreatry to the branch manager n b4 i got down the stairs dy called, my client was paid the money with apologies. lesson, we shd all be very careful no one's a saint especially when it comes to money. If ur can back up ur claims n assuming they fail to reverse the withdrawals get in touch with thru [igu_attorney.com] |
@ poster!!! investing in properties in naija is ok if u r dealing with trusted pple, some speculators n govt thieves ve took d cost owning pptys ond island to roof top, currently i believe d cost of pptys on d island r rather on d high, but u cld invest on some areas on d mainland n turn around d sorrounding of d ppty so dat it speak 4 itself, i know a couple of pptys on d mainland dat cld fetch something nice rent or long lease. if u r interested!!! |
1st i think ur man nigerian or otherwise got his bargain thru u! like all golden flees seekers, he needed u as a bridge to freedom supposedly, he's landed by virtue of ur marriage at least, except he's involved in a serious crime he cant be deported by virtue of ur marriage n kid by u. sorry to say he feels u are spent, whcih happens to most pple in ur shoes. urs so pathetic cos of what u believed to offered him, greenland and after getting there he abadons u. well, so sad to say there's no amount of prayers that can solve this, sad to say perhaps the only reason he married u, he's got it, n d only way u get back at him is "if u can deport his arse back" |
while i feel ur earlier pain, u didnt tell us more of ur wife's medical condition, did u find out out if she can be pregnated thru artificial means u know doctors cld plant ur semen in her womb without d usual sexual method, as bad as i may sound, a childless family is really depressing, i'd advise u explore means getting babes artificially, and man u are were at least she told u, about d abortion rather u acted as if u were a saint!!!!!!!!!!! pray she 4gives u n u both can arrange sometin, like u said u r gainfully employed, spend some of it medically at least u didnt mention her womb being destroyed, so though am not a medical psn but i have read n a couple medical miracles so explore man, it can still be possible. best of luck!!!!!!!!!! |
interesting stories, these are stuffs dat shld be allowed space here, serious minded pple could actually learn, just 2day we, i n my babie went to register for ante-natal, so ur stories have helped in so many ways, calmed my fears somewhere n educated me in others, u never know they cld help us freshers. by God's grace would be a dad in 5months time, really can't WAIT!!!!!!!. n yes i'll be in d labor room and if allowed i intend recording her delivery. it wld a bond u know. |
all u gunners, [gone, rs una do go taytay] fans should gather together, make una go beg oga Uba ELumelu, pasuma & kwam1 to raise money to buy Lukozade boost at least full 50 forty feet containers send go london 4 una small noys cos dem no get strength after 60mins. 4 d record d sky is always BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
whether we like it or not the world's going n wld always be full of shit n terrible psns it boild down to what ones perception to riches means, i feel it cuts across race, colour and country. Shit happens. is just that in naija, things always get rolled under the carpet, Rev. King, Okotoko,the suppossed "mad guy under the bridge at Charity bus stop, n host of others. WE KNOW SEY NOTHING GO HAPPEN UNTIL ONE THEIR OWN PIKIN OR PSN IS AFFECTED.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
shoe get size na so cars get CLASS. why anybody go compare Camry 2003 model n 1 yeye chevy plastic ?? all this things wey do go arrange 4 china, glass cup person wan buy ??yes buying a brand new is ok but class dey my brother them say if u no fit get sometin wey really like try get d 1 wey near or look like am, if person nova get money buy brand new Toyota, Honda, mercedez, Bmw, d best na to buy clean toks n get peace of mind. even oyinbo self no say them no dey compare them. check out their durability, maintenance cost, spare part, mechanic points, n ofcos arrangement for road, nobody go no say person drive new Hyundai, kia, queque, geely, byd all these yeye names if one Toyota, Honda of mercedez dey d same line. Can any1 compare a 2007 Camry toks n a brand new Hyundai, kia, geely etc ![]() ?its ike asking me to buy a new picanto which is about 100-200 less than a toks Honda Accord 2000 model no WaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. |
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when i want to hang out i tend 2 look 4 looks n shape when im ready some1 2 spend d rest of my life wit 1 woman which is where i am rite now, certainly looks n shape aint enough, dat would never add up to a plate of rice on my table. i need a helper, soulmate n friend. so 4 me her intellect comes 1st when considering a wife material, maturity 2nd, d rest can come thereafter, we r talking of a wife not a girlfriend or bedmate guys. been around awhile 2 know dat i can always create her looks but brains, men i cant, u dont pick dat on d street, am not saying intelectually sound babes aint in aboundance but then we know now. |
@ poster, dis might be long but read it!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry u r in d wrong corner rite now. i have dis friend her younger sis dated dis guy almost 10years her senior 4 7yrs we, i mean everybody kept vigil hoping oga would find a "job" but 4 all that while he was living off my friend's sis, he made no real effort to get a paid job as every job u mention to him was demeaning or not d kind 4 his status, u can imagine how pained my friend n we all were, but 4 shame of interfering we only wispered our displeasure, until 1 morning her younger sis called no practically took every1 who cared to come to a buffer at an highbrow restuarant,, occassion u might want to ask , i just moved oga man out of "my" apartment. Ponder on this, she paid the rent 4 d apartment as it was rented by her in the 1st place n oga moved in, in love; She pays 4 laundries, oga says he does not like washing clothes; even on her birthdays she takes him out n give him money 2 get her a gift, which most times than not he never buys; she owns a car she seldom drives cos oga is driving it hanging out with d boys; the only times she enjoys d comfort of her car is early mornings when he drops her n late evenings when he comes back to pick from office; even at weekends she practically "books" 4 use of her own car cos ofcos oga has need 4 d car, b4 u ask she fuels d car Please dont let nothing derail ur decision, love aint blind dat u cant see, dats even if u did love him. pple like him are not lazy, but r self-centred and wicked. leaving him would not only help u grow but also allow u explore areas u r presently hindered from, be wise sex isnt all n guess he might also be using dat as tool on u, come 2 think have u ever explored ursef sexually try dat u might be surprised of what u might not yet know. MOVE ON SIS |
sincerely sometxs i weep knowing am a nigerian, am from 1 of the major oil producing states, where our past governor wasted all our federal earnings on nothing but a ring road, whereas our neighbouring state got little less but did wonders, yes, i've lived in Lagos most of my life visted my state across d niger couple of txs as i could. the repairs of d TMB was actively supervised by lagos State govt n perhaps i believe its repairs would stand the test of times. the niger bridge is the only link road to that part of naija what on earth has any past or present igbo speaking governor to drum up support for its repairs aside fighting over who will be the next person in power or kingmaker in their state, they keep blaming others for their owes, lagos state does repairs on federal roads n claim refunds from federal govt other states should learn n stop grumbling, afterall, the minister of works some years back was from edo state yet the road to his own state was/is non existent, ofcos he flies there, abi, until pple stand up for what is rite, such that when this pple come home thru other means than road n they r harrass then nothing will change, as we make noise down here all the so called igbo speaking transporters are already agreeing on the exorbitant amount they will charge as fare to ferry their so called brothers home during the xmas periods so who is fooling who, biz some will say, na so e dey bi. the governors shd make concerted efforts to have repairs commenced on that bridge or else nothing will happen, period. |
brash my bro i wasnt, just hope n pray it has been moved since yesterday |
TRAFFIC ON LAGOS-IBADAN EXPRESSWAY, From 6am Saturday September 13, 2008 till, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't believe in this age and time the collapse of a fuel tanker on the highway could cause such terrible traffic, no total disruption of traffic on Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. Was on my way to Abeokuta to drop my sis who had an occassion to attend n luckily passed by it n hoped that by the time i came back later in the day the tanker would ve been removed but pity me n all other commuters it wasnt. 12 solid hours after the incident occurred, i had to devert to ikorodu town, meaning 4 a 1hr journey i spent 4/5hrs. Pointers,, God forbid if an earthquake or some earth deverstating incident occurred, your guess as good as mine. where are we actually going!!!! no rescue operation or agency |
POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOST OF UR RESPONSE CLEARLY SHOW IMMATURITY ON UR SIDE, SOMEHOW You POSTED A THREAD N ASK 4 COMMENTS PERHAPS 2 HELP SETTLE SOME FEAR AND CONFUSION You MIGHT OR MAY BE ANTICIPATING, SO WHEN DIS RESPONSE COME IN, TAKE THEM N ANALYSE THEM DATS IF You CAN, BUT RETORTING DISRESPECTFULLY ISNT GOOD, ANYWAYS, SEUN JUST IN CASE You WANT 2 FLOT ANODA PLATFORM LIKE DIS AGAIN MAKE SURE You REQUEST FOR; 1. DATE OF BIRTH, [WITH ORIGINAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE OOOOO NO AFFIDAVIT PLS] 2. MEANS OF LIVELYHOOD, 3. LEVEL OF EDUCATION 4. N LEVEL OF COMPREHENSION of english since it still remains d lingua franca down here. B4 U ALLOW ANYBODY LINE UP, LAFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!! E 4 HARD SHA TRUTH IS, ASIDE from CRITICAL SITUATIONS AS STATED BY SOME1 above , IN ALL OTHER INSTANCES UR IMMEDIATE FAMILY RANK 1ST because they d reason you're hustling, your extended have all of u i mean plus u n your other sibblings n relatives which you're a part of anyways, while "your family have just u" and if you're lucky 2 have nice sibblings who have in 1 way d other benefitted from u, deywld be 2 glad 2 extend same 2 your family, |
POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT REALLY COMPREHEND UR PROBLEM OR D REASON FOR THIS POST HWEVER, 4 ALL ITS WORTH, WAKE UP MAN UR WIFE N KIDS SHOULD ALWAYS EXCEPT U AINT MAN ENOUGH, U ASK N MAKE COMMENTS AS IF THE "SHE" DOESNT HAVE 'FAMILY" DID SHE DROP FROM D SKY OR PERHAPS U PICKED OR DO INTEND PICKING HER FROM D GUTTER, BUSH OR SOME OBSCURED PLACE. WE AFRICANS HAVE A STUPID WAY OF REFERRING TO OUR "FAMILIES" ESPECIALLY WHEN WE THINK WE R SOME SMALL god, WITH PAY OBVIOUSLY IF WE WERE NOBODY IN D MIX THEN WE WOULD GRUDGE EVERYBODY ELSE INCLUDING OUR SO CALLED PARENTS 4 CHOSING OUR OTHER SIBBLINGS OVER US "COS HE/HER IS MADE". I GUESS IF UR WIFE WAS EARNING MORE THAN U, U WOULD APPRECIATE IF SHE GIVES HALF HER EARNINGS TO HER FAMILY RATHER THAN USE SAME TO HELP U BACK HOME. MAN WAKE UP, UR IMMEDIATE FAMILY COMES 1ST ALWAYS, U OWE THEM THAT 4EVER DEAD OR ALIVE. |
actually, i think some guys were just pulling ur legs, anyway sis, d best things in life r free, just be real, though its pretty tuff ,cos being sincere is really difficult, but then its worth it if only we'd be sure the 1 psn we r being real 4 appreciates that fact. word,, when u meet a man close 2 ur heart desires do all u could 2 make the best of Him. no 1s perfect not even "US". u sound like a nice psn though, yes b4 i forget uju u always sound like my kinda babe witty n , add up. some pple just dont allow themselves some fun so dont mind my bros wey dey tripp 4 u n no 1 tell na so e dey be shey u get. tku |
