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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 8:53pm On Mar 21
greatseed:
Why do I feel the OP is actually the guy in question! Some people do this to have a review of their personal problem

I'll rather throw my money away than to transfer it to a girl when I haven't eaten.

Not all men are SIMPLETONS!
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 8:51pm On Mar 21
Omalicious1:



It's just an indication that we have lots of simps moving around and enabling the eradication of masculinity...it's really dangerous when an insecure man has money in his hands...


Preach the word comrade! Fire on πŸ”₯

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 8:50pm On Mar 21
MySolace:

D guy commited no offence! He ate upon invitation. I think he just wanted to shock u guys (by eating). He's not a hungry person as u guys think. He's surely an extrovert.

Let him continue until he eats poison one day
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:50pm On Mar 21
Zxcvbnmghtr:


The day men realize and accept that they are mostly FOOLISHNESSπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. That is the day they will have peace of mind. They should continue calling us fish brain. 🀣🀣🀣


Stop mistaking all men for SIMPLETONS!

If not for SIMPS , the world would have been a better place by now.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable And Kesari Clash At Computer Village (video) by Cloudflare: 5:47pm On Mar 21
EmmyMaestro:
Just look at their teeth, like that of a beaver

You can use it to cut trees

Even with how rough the look, some girls like Jennyclay will say it is their spec

Girls no get spec. Just have money you'll understand that girls don't have spec
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:20pm On Mar 21
Philip4564:
This your story is so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ like how do you eat from a total stranger you don't even know .

We were all shocked. The guy obviously haven't eaten for weeks but quickly sent a girl 5k (a girl who's definitely with another guy)

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:18pm On Mar 21
fidelmarshal199:
Did you successfully retrieve the money for the food? if not, you and your friend aren't different from him

We collected the money for everything he ate that day including the meats and pure water.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:12pm On Mar 21
EreluRoz:
She may need the money for very important things. Your friend did well by inviting him to eat but he's wrong for asking him to pay just because he transfered money to a lady.

Sometimes it's better you keep shut, especially on important discussions like this

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:10pm On Mar 21
ukaface:

You must be jokingπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
This can never be real

Which one is joking?

My shop is closed to the POS vendor who did the transfer. The Guy ate everything on the plate and was ready to zoom off.

Some guys don't have sense at all.

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Romance / How Women Motivate Men! by Cloudflare: 5:04pm On Mar 21
HOW WOMEN MOTIVATE MEN

Him : 25, new graduate

Her: 23, final year

Him: Baby please be my girl, I truly love you, we can build a future together

Her: You are not on my level. You don't have a job. You cannot take care of me. I need a mature man who can give me the good things of life. I'm a young girl who wants to enjoy life

Him: Feels terribly bad. Decided to hustle hard for 10 years.

Her: Dates multiple older men who spoilt her silly

Him: Now 35, made money and wants a woman to settle with

Her: 33, not married, no relationship. She suddenly remembers and contacts him, saying she was ready for him now.

Him: Sorry, you are too old and used, I know most of the men you dated. I prefer a 23-25 year old woman.

Her: You are insecure. You want a woman you can control, someone who knows and has nothing. You are a predator. You cannot stand a strong woman who knows her worth. Goshhhh! Ladies, know your worth, don't let men tell you nonsense. Don't settle for less.

Him: Bye grandma.

Her: 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

Let me escape before them find me come

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Romance / Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 11:55am On Mar 05
I'll go straight to the point!

Yesterday a guy entered our shop building, it's obvious he came to do a POS transfer because there's a POS close to us in the shop.

My neighbour brought out his food to eat and then called me to join him to which I told him I have already eaten. Just then, this guy that came to do the POS transfer told my neighbour if I was the only person he saw to invite, that he should invite him too! We thought the guy was joking ooo, my neighbour jokingly invited him, this guy took the pure water on the table, washed his hands and ate all the food in the plate (it was eba and egusi soup). It's obvious he was badly hungry and haven't eaten since morning.

Meanwhile, the werey guy took his phone, called the girl he sent 5k to via POS, to inquire if she has received the money. The idiot was like "hello baby have you received the money"? My neighbour and I refused to allow the guy leave the building until he paid for that food he ate. How come you haven't eaten as a guy yet you rushed and sent a girl 5k (a girl who's probably with another guy at the moment?) Just to please her?

File Photo used for Illustration

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Family / Re: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did While You Were Quarreling That Got You Laughing by Cloudflare: 12:10pm On Jul 18, 2023
Imredeemed:
Have you wondered why most mothers love their children more than their spouses? Have you wondered why wives, pamper their children and in other ways try to correct the man/husband? If you can't understand a woman then you can't understand God. Think about it again and again sir

Unfortunately your post was about your husband and not your child. So ?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by Cloudflare: 12:09pm On Jul 18, 2023
Figger:
But wait oh, u mean as famous as Jackie Chan is, na only 5.5m followers him get for Instagram.

I was shocked too. I mean how can the world famous Jackie Chan have just 5.5m followers on Instagram. This is Jackie Chan we're talking about. More famous than Messi and Ronaldo. Jackie Chan's popularity can be likened to Micheal Jackson yet na only 5.5m followers e get. E no possible. I sure say Dem Don hack this acct

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Family / Re: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did While You Were Quarreling That Got You Laughing by Cloudflare: 11:59am On Jul 18, 2023
SporaD8:
Before the quarrel, She's been asking me for cash to settle something.
On the D-day, she has the temerity to ask for the money without apologies! I told I can only afford half of what she asked.
The sharp look of disappointment on her face could cut through bread but I no send, "Madam, should I bring the money or wait until I can balance it!"(I don't need to interpret what that means.)
"Bring it like that." I thrust the money into her waiting palm and bone face.
She counted it...(while I quietly sat, looking at the ceiling smiling) ...complete!
She rush me with hug and affectionately mopped my face with kisses!


What is the meaning of this? Na Una type dey make Nigeria girls feel entitled to a man's money. I hope she's your wife otherwise if she's just a mere gf then you're not only a SIMP, you're worst than that.

Dude, if she sees a more richer man who can give her more than that she'll not hesitate to dump you immediately. Stay there dey play! Which Nigeria girl won't hug and kiss you when money is involved?

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Family / Re: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did While You Were Quarreling That Got You Laughing by Cloudflare: 11:54am On Jul 18, 2023
Imredeemed:
Ndi thou shall not smileπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Unfortunately I'll be very blunt with you, you just married an overgrown big adult baby disguising as a man. No sane man will try such. I mean how can a reasonable sensible goes and hide in a wardrobe because he had a quarrel with his wife? Only weak men does that! We have too many simp men walking around our community nowadays.

A real man gives you strictly warning and if you fumbles you get replaced ASAP.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Prepares Victory Speech As Tinubu Is set toLoose At The Tribunal by Cloudflare: 11:08am On Jul 18, 2023
Damn!

Neither Tinubu nor atiku got the required 25% in the FCT. Your guess is as good as mine. Congratulations to HE president Peter obi

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Politics / Re: What Is Wrong With Those Supporting Tinubu At The Tribunal? by Cloudflare: 11:03am On Jul 18, 2023
MrColdsweat:
Look at a supposed moderator using foul negative words.
Seun is not a serious business man at all.

It's like you don't know that moderator. That is exactly how he behaves. Seun is not serious about nairaland hence he's always on twitter. If seun serious he would have since sacked and banned that moderator
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Birthday Stirs Up Controversy Due To Discrepancies by Cloudflare: 10:55am On Jul 18, 2023
Damn!

Only a fool wouldn't see that the above was poorly photoshopped. The nation is owned by the drug lord so they keep finding anything they can to tarnish obi's image

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Politics / Re: NNPCL Further Increases Fuel Pump Price Of Petrol by Cloudflare: 10:46am On Jul 18, 2023
Rayban25:
tinubus image launderers have all disappered from this thread..if its news concerning obi they will begin to masturbate.

bunch of idiots.

CC Seunmsg Pandoraobi Leodeking moh247 etc

Let me help you to mention them bro. See them here Seunmsg Pandoraobi Leodeking moh247. You'll never see them on threads like this for as long as it is not about Obi the country can cripple and burn to hell

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Politics / Re: NNPCL Further Increases Fuel Pump Price Of Petrol by Cloudflare: 10:43am On Jul 18, 2023
IamAtikulate:
The fuel increment will favour me and my family. Tinubu really scammed his BATstards

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

CC @seunmsg Pandoraobi Leodeking moh247 etc

You'll never see the above monikers on threads like this πŸ˜‚ by the time the okpolor eye is done with them their eyes go clear
Politics / Re: 2023 Election Rerun: What Would Happen If There's A Rerun by Cloudflare: 9:58am On Jul 18, 2023
Seun sissy Dominique nlfpmod Justwise disguy farano Nlfpmod

FP for wider views
Politics / Re: He Didnt Win Osun, Lagos And Abuja, Where Did He Get His Votes From? by Cloudflare: 7:12am On Jul 18, 2023
aswani:


President Tinubu got his support from
non-Obidients. We boku for dis Naija pas Obidient well well.

Story for the gods. Oga the election was massively rigged by INEC in favour of APC
Politics / Re: 2023 Election Rerun: What Would Happen If There's A Rerun by Cloudflare: 7:10am On Jul 18, 2023
JASONjnr:
There will never be a re-run.

Tinubu is a mind-game striker.

He's totally in bed with the judiciary and he knows what he's doing.

The judiciary are acting in a manner that you will never suspect anything if they finally pass a judgement that will favour Tinubu at the end.

He played Nigerians during the election. He came out shouting as if the naira redesigning was against him and he said all manner of things.

But he was the biggest beneficiary of the naira redesign. He was the first politician to be seen with the new naira notes bribing a certain group of Fulanis.

If Tinubu is not disqualified, then forget about anything justice in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: 2023 Election Rerun: What Would Happen If There's A Rerun by Cloudflare: 7:03am On Jul 18, 2023
helinues:
No be only rerun but Re-slow

Hian

I used to think those guys saying you are jobless were joking. Dude, you should be getting ready for work by now and not jumping around nairaland.

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Politics / 2023 Election Rerun: What Would Happen If There's A Rerun by Cloudflare: 6:58am On Jul 18, 2023
By law, if there will be a rerun, it ought not to be between the Labour Party and the APC. Rather, it would be between the party that initially came first and the one that came second, which, in this case, is the APC and PDP respectively. All three parties cannot go for a rerun. It’s only if one of the top two candidates is disqualified that the third party can go for a rerun. Remember APM is holding Tinubu by his blokos and he might likely get disqualified.

Now if that happens, the PDP and Labour Party will only be able to run against each other on the ballots if the court decides to nullify the Tinubu and then orders a new election.
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Guinean Citizenship Expired Once His Passport Expired- Wole Olanipekun by Cloudflare: 6:54am On Jul 18, 2023
Damn!

This one is obviously trying to fool Tinubu supporters with false hope. So if I am an American citizen and my passport expires, it Means I am no longer American citizen? You can't be sane and still defend the drug lord

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Politics / Re: Here Is Why Peter Obi Is Next In Line If Tinubu Is Disqualified by Cloudflare: 6:46am On Jul 18, 2023
Cromagnon:
so why bother to run election in the other 36 states?

Go and Ask the judges in the PEPT that question
Politics / Re: Presidential Elections Tribunal Will Demand For A Re-run Between 2 Parties by Cloudflare: 5:01pm On Jul 17, 2023
Intrepid01:
Many political babies on this forum. So if Tinubu and Atiku should go for a re- run, Tinubu will lose abi? Plenty mumu, you don’t even know the power accrued to a sitting President. If Atiku with all his supporters in APC who worked against Tinubu could not win the real election, it is when Tinubu is now sitting as the President that he’ll win right? Why do you think Tinubu is trying to give ministerial appointments to party members from PDP, LP and even NNPP? Just underrate that guy at your peril. The way Tinubu will defeat Atiku in Adamawa sef go shock you. You people don’t know the power of an incubent President like Tinubu.

All this chest beating ontop nothing.

Dude once there's a rerun, Tinubu will vacate that seat ASAP and the senate President will take over.

Everything U wrote there is just trash. Wether Tinubu gives appointment to LP, PDP or another party, it doesn't change the fact that Nigerians don't want him and the election tribunal will likely do the needful and send him packing.

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Politics / Re: Presidential Elections Tribunal Will Demand For A Re-run Between 2 Parties by Cloudflare: 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2023
MadamExcellency:
I will vote for Tinubu but I am afraid Atiku will win if Obi is out of the equation.

If it becomes clearer to Tinubu that there will be a rerun. He should set Nnamdi Kanu free and devolve the police.

The South is one. We marry ourselves and our IQ is higher than average compare to other ethnicities across the world.

If Peter Obi is excluded from the rerun, let's vote Tinubu for president.

If there should be a rerun today, Tinubu won't participate. He will be disqualified even before the rerun. Pretty sure you've not been following the PEPT update.

Ogbeni all odds are against Tinubu. Rerun is likely going to be atiku and obi. Atiku will do exceedingly well but Obi will win hands down, especially if it is done free and fair

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Stole The Show At The Onikan Stadium Yesterday by Cloudflare: 4:01pm On Jul 17, 2023
Damn!

See the way the bouncers dey chase am. I keep saying it make money and watch how girls will flock around you like bees. Forget those girls insulting portable here on nairaland, they won't hesitate to lick his lips and suck his cock the moment portable crosses their paths. They will become his baby mama for free.

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