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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 8:53pm On Mar 21 |
greatseed: I'll rather throw my money away than to transfer it to a girl when I haven't eaten. Not all men are SIMPLETONS! |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 8:51pm On Mar 21 |
Omalicious1: Preach the word comrade! Fire on π₯ 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 8:50pm On Mar 21 |
MySolace: Let him continue until he eats poison one day |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:50pm On Mar 21 |
Zxcvbnmghtr: Stop mistaking all men for SIMPLETONS! If not for SIMPS , the world would have been a better place by now. 7 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Portable And Kesari Clash At Computer Village (video) by Cloudflare: 5:47pm On Mar 21 |
EmmyMaestro: Girls no get spec. Just have money you'll understand that girls don't have spec |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:20pm On Mar 21 |
Philip4564: We were all shocked. The guy obviously haven't eaten for weeks but quickly sent a girl 5k (a girl who's definitely with another guy) 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:18pm On Mar 21 |
fidelmarshal199: We collected the money for everything he ate that day including the meats and pure water. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:12pm On Mar 21 |
EreluRoz: Sometimes it's better you keep shut, especially on important discussions like this 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 5:10pm On Mar 21 |
ukaface: Which one is joking? My shop is closed to the POS vendor who did the transfer. The Guy ate everything on the plate and was ready to zoom off. Some guys don't have sense at all. 8 Likes |
Romance / How Women Motivate Men! by Cloudflare: 5:04pm On Mar 21 |
HOW WOMEN MOTIVATE MEN Him : 25, new graduate Her: 23, final year Him: Baby please be my girl, I truly love you, we can build a future together Her: You are not on my level. You don't have a job. You cannot take care of me. I need a mature man who can give me the good things of life. I'm a young girl who wants to enjoy life Him: Feels terribly bad. Decided to hustle hard for 10 years. Her: Dates multiple older men who spoilt her silly Him: Now 35, made money and wants a woman to settle with Her: 33, not married, no relationship. She suddenly remembers and contacts him, saying she was ready for him now. Him: Sorry, you are too old and used, I know most of the men you dated. I prefer a 23-25 year old woman. Her: You are insecure. You want a woman you can control, someone who knows and has nothing. You are a predator. You cannot stand a strong woman who knows her worth. Goshhhh! Ladies, know your worth, don't let men tell you nonsense. Don't settle for less. Him: Bye grandma. Her: π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘ Let me escape before them find me come πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ 5 Likes |
Romance / Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 11:55am On Mar 05 |
I'll go straight to the point! Yesterday a guy entered our shop building, it's obvious he came to do a POS transfer because there's a POS close to us in the shop. My neighbour brought out his food to eat and then called me to join him to which I told him I have already eaten. Just then, this guy that came to do the POS transfer told my neighbour if I was the only person he saw to invite, that he should invite him too! We thought the guy was joking ooo, my neighbour jokingly invited him, this guy took the pure water on the table, washed his hands and ate all the food in the plate (it was eba and egusi soup). It's obvious he was badly hungry and haven't eaten since morning. Meanwhile, the werey guy took his phone, called the girl he sent 5k to via POS, to inquire if she has received the money. The idiot was like "hello baby have you received the money"? My neighbour and I refused to allow the guy leave the building until he paid for that food he ate. How come you haven't eaten as a guy yet you rushed and sent a girl 5k (a girl who's probably with another guy at the moment?) Just to please her? File Photo used for Illustration 105 Likes 9 Shares
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Family / Re: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did While You Were Quarreling That Got You Laughing by Cloudflare: 12:10pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Imredeemed: Unfortunately your post was about your husband and not your child. So ? |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by Cloudflare: 12:09pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Figger: I was shocked too. I mean how can the world famous Jackie Chan have just 5.5m followers on Instagram. This is Jackie Chan we're talking about. More famous than Messi and Ronaldo. Jackie Chan's popularity can be likened to Micheal Jackson yet na only 5.5m followers e get. E no possible. I sure say Dem Don hack this acct 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did While You Were Quarreling That Got You Laughing by Cloudflare: 11:59am On Jul 18, 2023 |
SporaD8: What is the meaning of this? Na Una type dey make Nigeria girls feel entitled to a man's money. I hope she's your wife otherwise if she's just a mere gf then you're not only a SIMP, you're worst than that. Dude, if she sees a more richer man who can give her more than that she'll not hesitate to dump you immediately. Stay there dey play! Which Nigeria girl won't hug and kiss you when money is involved? 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Funny Thing Your Spouse Did While You Were Quarreling That Got You Laughing by Cloudflare: 11:54am On Jul 18, 2023 |
Imredeemed: Unfortunately I'll be very blunt with you, you just married an overgrown big adult baby disguising as a man. No sane man will try such. I mean how can a reasonable sensible goes and hide in a wardrobe because he had a quarrel with his wife? Only weak men does that! We have too many simp men walking around our community nowadays. A real man gives you strictly warning and if you fumbles you get replaced ASAP. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Prepares Victory Speech As Tinubu Is set toLoose At The Tribunal by Cloudflare: 11:08am On Jul 18, 2023 |
Damn! Neither Tinubu nor atiku got the required 25% in the FCT. Your guess is as good as mine. Congratulations to HE president Peter obi 11 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: What Is Wrong With Those Supporting Tinubu At The Tribunal? by Cloudflare: 11:03am On Jul 18, 2023 |
MrColdsweat: It's like you don't know that moderator. That is exactly how he behaves. Seun is not serious about nairaland hence he's always on twitter. If seun serious he would have since sacked and banned that moderator |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Birthday Stirs Up Controversy Due To Discrepancies by Cloudflare: 10:55am On Jul 18, 2023 |
Damn! Only a fool wouldn't see that the above was poorly photoshopped. The nation is owned by the drug lord so they keep finding anything they can to tarnish obi's image 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: NNPCL Further Increases Fuel Pump Price Of Petrol by Cloudflare: 10:46am On Jul 18, 2023 |
Rayban25: Let me help you to mention them bro. See them here Seunmsg Pandoraobi Leodeking moh247. You'll never see them on threads like this for as long as it is not about Obi the country can cripple and burn to hell 1 Like |
Politics / Re: NNPCL Further Increases Fuel Pump Price Of Petrol by Cloudflare: 10:43am On Jul 18, 2023 |
IamAtikulate: You'll never see the above monikers on threads like this π by the time the okpolor eye is done with them their eyes go clear |
Politics / Re: 2023 Election Rerun: What Would Happen If There's A Rerun by Cloudflare: 9:58am On Jul 18, 2023 |
Seun sissy Dominique nlfpmod Justwise disguy farano Nlfpmod FP for wider views |
Politics / Re: He Didnt Win Osun, Lagos And Abuja, Where Did He Get His Votes From? by Cloudflare: 7:12am On Jul 18, 2023 |
aswani: Story for the gods. Oga the election was massively rigged by INEC in favour of APC |
Politics / Re: 2023 Election Rerun: What Would Happen If There's A Rerun by Cloudflare: 7:10am On Jul 18, 2023 |
JASONjnr: If Tinubu is not disqualified, then forget about anything justice in Nigeria 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2023 Election Rerun: What Would Happen If There's A Rerun by Cloudflare: 7:03am On Jul 18, 2023 |
helinues: I used to think those guys saying you are jobless were joking. Dude, you should be getting ready for work by now and not jumping around nairaland. 3 Likes |
Politics / 2023 Election Rerun: What Would Happen If There's A Rerun by Cloudflare: 6:58am On Jul 18, 2023 |
By law, if there will be a rerun, it ought not to be between the Labour Party and the APC. Rather, it would be between the party that initially came first and the one that came second, which, in this case, is the APC and PDP respectively. All three parties cannot go for a rerun. Itβs only if one of the top two candidates is disqualified that the third party can go for a rerun. Remember APM is holding Tinubu by his blokos and he might likely get disqualified. Now if that happens, the PDP and Labour Party will only be able to run against each other on the ballots if the court decides to nullify the Tinubu and then orders a new election. |
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Guinean Citizenship Expired Once His Passport Expired- Wole Olanipekun by Cloudflare: 6:54am On Jul 18, 2023 |
Damn! This one is obviously trying to fool Tinubu supporters with false hope. So if I am an American citizen and my passport expires, it Means I am no longer American citizen? You can't be sane and still defend the drug lord 22 Likes |
Politics / Re: Here Is Why Peter Obi Is Next In Line If Tinubu Is Disqualified by Cloudflare: 6:46am On Jul 18, 2023 |
Cromagnon: Go and Ask the judges in the PEPT that question |
Politics / Re: Presidential Elections Tribunal Will Demand For A Re-run Between 2 Parties by Cloudflare: 5:01pm On Jul 17, 2023 |
Intrepid01: All this chest beating ontop nothing. Dude once there's a rerun, Tinubu will vacate that seat ASAP and the senate President will take over. Everything U wrote there is just trash. Wether Tinubu gives appointment to LP, PDP or another party, it doesn't change the fact that Nigerians don't want him and the election tribunal will likely do the needful and send him packing. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Presidential Elections Tribunal Will Demand For A Re-run Between 2 Parties by Cloudflare: 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2023 |
MadamExcellency: If there should be a rerun today, Tinubu won't participate. He will be disqualified even before the rerun. Pretty sure you've not been following the PEPT update. Ogbeni all odds are against Tinubu. Rerun is likely going to be atiku and obi. Atiku will do exceedingly well but Obi will win hands down, especially if it is done free and fair 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Portable Stole The Show At The Onikan Stadium Yesterday by Cloudflare: 4:01pm On Jul 17, 2023 |
Damn! See the way the bouncers dey chase am. I keep saying it make money and watch how girls will flock around you like bees. Forget those girls insulting portable here on nairaland, they won't hesitate to lick his lips and suck his cock the moment portable crosses their paths. They will become his baby mama for free. 127 Likes 13 Shares |
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