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Sports / Re: Armored Tank: Kylian Mbappe Causes A Stir In Cameroon by Cloudflare: 5:43pm On Jul 09, 2023 |
robosky02: Some of you type without sense. Which kind mumu u be? Did you expected mpbabe to travel to Cameroon without securities? Oga is Messi an African let alone a Cameroonian ? Stop embarrassing yourself online. |
Family / Re: Mother Of Six Paraded For Sleeping With Her Neighbor (pix, Videos) by Cloudflare: 10:38pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
BloomingDale: Na Olosho dey quick marry? Is this a way of justifying your Oloshoism? Since wey u dey do hookup how many husbands u don meet? Las las you'll end becoming a single mother. Advice your brothers to marry an olosho since na Olosho dey quick marry. Empty brain! You mistake an Olosho for a virgin? Madam that you hoe around doesn't mean sane clean virgins are like u. Besides there's nothing like saggy balls! A man can release as much as he wants and will still impregnate you if you crosses his path. So WTF are you again? I can see you're high on colos! Dey zour for there 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Mother Of Six Paraded For Sleeping With Her Neighbor (pix, Videos) by Cloudflare: 10:20pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
BloomingDale: After chopping random toto as a man, I'll get a clean neat virgin, settle down and marry her. While after you finish chopping different dicks, your kpekpus becomes extremely wide like an ocean with lots of body counts and no sane man goes for an evening newspaper! Na fresh clean virgins we dey go! Besides you'll be the one that will be caught and humiliated like the woman in this post. So who come lose? Keep chopping random dicks like the olosho you are, this is what awaits you! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Mother Of Six Paraded For Sleeping With Her Neighbor (pix, Videos) by Cloudflare: 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
BloomingDale: Awon feminist! This is what awaits you! Keep chopping random dicks around like the runz girl you are! 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 20 Benue Youths Slaughtered In Ukum (Disturbing Photos) by Cloudflare: 9:59pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
mancoconut: Dude I have helped you to tagged them. U see those guys above, they'll never criticise Tinubu's govt even if Fulani slaughters everyone in benue, they don't care! Only Igbo lives is precious and must be given adequate attention. 5 Likes |
Food / Re: Just Bought Cooking Gas For #500 Per Kg. How Much Is It In Your Area? by Cloudflare: 9:51pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
JagabanBorgu: Is this a way of defending APC failure? Dude we're telling you life was way better under PDP compared to now APC is in power, you're there embarrassing yourself online! Continue disgracing yourself online. People are laughing at your silly comments right now incase you're not aware. |
Food / Re: Just Bought Cooking Gas For #500 Per Kg. How Much Is It In Your Area? by Cloudflare: 6:12pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
JagabanBorgu: Oga answer my questions and stop beating around the bush. how much is a liter of fuel compared to now APC is in power? Oga how much was bread then compared to now? Dude how much was kerosene then compared to now? Young man how much was bag of rice and foodstuffs then compared to now? Dude back then a bag of rice was as low as 6k -8k last price!!!!! Even foreign bag of rice was way cheaper! Things were so cheap!!!! Dude Bread was not more than #50 compared to now! Oga how much is bread now Abeg? I wan check something |
Politics / Re: How Biafra's Exit Will End Nigeria by Cloudflare: 1:41pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
Nigeria is a failed state but saying Igbos will get Biafra is a delusion of the highest order. Nothing like Biafra dude. It's dead and forgotten 2 Likes 1 Share |
Culture / Re: How Many Nigerian Languages Can You Speak? by Cloudflare: 1:27pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
internationalman: You're correct bro. I hardly see Yoruba or igbo adult who cannot speak their dialect. And also in igbo states or Yoruba states they communicate strictly in their dialect except they know you're not an igbo or a Yoruba person. Unlike here in Edo state where pidgin English is our primary dialect for communication 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Edo Woman & Her SUV Skid Off Muddy Sapele Benin Road, Plunge Into A Ditch by Cloudflare: 10:58am On Jul 08, 2023 |
Babathanks: You mistake us for you and your Igbo wars on social media? Dude Desist from involving Edo state in your tribal wars with the Yorubas, igbos and the hausas |
Travel / Re: Edo Woman & Her SUV Skid Off Muddy Sapele Benin Road, Plunge Into A Ditch by Cloudflare: 10:41am On Jul 08, 2023 |
Babathanks: Ment or malaria? As in Are you ok? |
Travel / Re: Edo Woman & Her SUV Skid Off Muddy Sapele Benin Road, Plunge Into A Ditch by Cloudflare: 10:39am On Jul 08, 2023 |
Supremos: Trying how? Dude go to bypass along agbor road there, you'll weep for Edo state. The road is nothing to write home about. The Werey gov has refused to fix that road saying it's federal rd. Oya at least fix up a passable rd there at bypass for motorist to pass freely the Werey gov no gree 1 Like |
Politics / Re: There Is Nothing Like Niger Delta Republic: Ijaw Leaders Warn.. by Cloudflare: 10:27am On Jul 08, 2023 |
Warl0ck: The Werey is definitely high on Oshogbo weed. The 🤡 made it seem like the entire country is against the Igbos and yet we SS and binis voted massively for obi. I guess that's why they're in pains. The way Igbo threads hit back to back on nairaland on a steady dey surprise me. E come be like say the Igbos dey extremely powerful. Nawa! And the moment you try to defend or support the Igbos they'll immediately tag you as an Igbo Man, ipob and ESN. To them nobody should ever support the Igbos. Lol, e no get wetin we no go see! |
Politics / Re: There Is Nothing Like Niger Delta Republic: Ijaw Leaders Warn.. by Cloudflare: 8:30am On Jul 08, 2023 |
GreatBoss: That was why I said your Papa na. E pain u say I dey defend and support the igbos? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: There Is Nothing Like Niger Delta Republic: Ijaw Leaders Warn.. by Cloudflare: 8:01am On Jul 08, 2023 |
GreatBoss: Ur father is toxic like the igbos! People know your papa 1 Like |
Politics / Re: There Is Nothing Like Niger Delta Republic: Ijaw Leaders Warn.. by Cloudflare: 8:00am On Jul 08, 2023 |
GreatBoss: Ur Papa 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Being So Emotional by Cloudflare: 7:59am On Jul 08, 2023 |
Solofresh2: It's obvious you must be a pussy ass niggar! Dude, you need to be a tough guy! Nobody likes emotional dudes, not even girls! They see emotional dudes as weak guys! Be selfie, Be alpha person, no send no poo, don't be needy, don't be available all the time. If towards a girl! The read below 👇 Make her know she's not the only one, but show her love. Use the exact words on her don't paraphrase. Fvck is fvck, kiss is kiss. Smooch is smooch, don't do parental guidance. Don't be slow to say what you want. With these and many more your tough/bad boy life is loading. Dress neat remember you come first. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Single and frustrated women everywhere!!!! 35+ by Cloudflare: 7:53am On Jul 08, 2023 |
The average Nigerian girl loves being a single mother. They absolutely have no desire to get married or better still they want to hoe around before looking for an innocent Simp dude to offer their over used damaged kpekpus to. Men, in all you do avoid single mother. Leave them alone with their anger, frustration and bitterness 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: There Is Nothing Like Niger Delta Republic: Ijaw Leaders Warn.. by Cloudflare: 7:43am On Jul 08, 2023 |
GreatBoss: Get sense! So anyone that comments here on nairaland is an igbo? Dude, anyone can comment and cannot certainly be Igbo. That young man isn't igbo. Check his post and comments on nairaland. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: There Is Nothing Like Niger Delta Republic: Ijaw Leaders Warn.. by Cloudflare: 7:42am On Jul 08, 2023 |
Tinubuwins2023e: Oga shut up. That dude isn't Igbo! 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Edo Woman & Her SUV Skid Off Muddy Sapele Benin Road, Plunge Into A Ditch by Cloudflare: 7:38am On Jul 08, 2023 |
Damn! Ordinary road, Nigeria govt cannot do! We never ready for this country. More reason why the election tribunal should hurry up and do the needful. Nigerians can't wait to experience the dawn of a new beginning under HE Peter obi 15 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: States, FRSC To Share N12bn Proof Of Ownership Proceeds, Says Official by Cloudflare: 7:29am On Jul 08, 2023 |
Damn! We're yet to hear from "this govt will favour me and my family" crew By the time the okpolor eye is done with those miscreants that voted him their eyes go clear 79 Likes 5 Shares |
Politics / Re: Panic In Anambra Orchestrated By Scare Mongers- Anambra State Government by Cloudflare: 11:17pm On Jul 07, 2023 |
When the igbos are serious they'll go after that terrorist in Finland and get him arrested. For now make dem dey play 2 Likes |
Food / Re: Just Bought Cooking Gas For #500 Per Kg. How Much Is It In Your Area? by Cloudflare: 10:49pm On Jul 07, 2023 |
JagabanBorgu: Oga are you on Colos? Dude, how much is a liter of fuel compared to now APC is in power? Oga how much was bread then compared to now? Dude how much was kerosene then compared to now? Young man how much was bag of rice and foodstuffs then compared to now? Dude back then a bag of rice was as low as 6k -8k last price!!!!! Even foreign bag of rice was way cheaper! Things were so cheap!!!! Bread was not more than #50 Again I asked you are you on Colos? U smoke weed? |
Family / Re: Who Craves For Marriage More, Men Or Women? by Cloudflare: 5:23pm On Jul 07, 2023 |
Jovialjune1: Olosho!! Is this how you jump from one Dick to another and at the end you expect one man to come and marry u? Dey play 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Lady Discovers Her Boyfriend Used Her Picture & Panties For Fetish Purpose (Pics by Cloudflare: 2:10pm On Jul 07, 2023 |
sslcrypt: Always playing the victim as usual. Dude, those young girls run after men with money. They always use the phrase "I can't date broke man, I want a rich man, and hence they keep chasing after guys with money. Those girls are faking their love! For as long as the guy has the money they have no problem with that. So what stu..pid excuses are you giving again? I hate it when you Nigerian girls always love to play the victim whereas in reality na Una dey chase after guys wey get money with Una entitlement mentality. So wtf are you saying again? |
Politics / Re: It’s Unbearable’ — APC Youth Group Asks Tinubu To Address Rising Cost Of Living by Cloudflare: 7:15am On Jul 07, 2023 |
Damn! We're yet to hear from "this govt will favour me and my family" crew 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Senator Bamidele Helped Obi To Defeat Tinubu In Court by Cloudflare: 7:06am On Jul 07, 2023 |
AfonjaConehead: Which stupid bold step? Bold step in crippling down and destroying the economy of Nigeria? Dude how much you dey buy a liter of fuel? Abi u no dey buy fuel? How much is a bag of rice and foodstuffs sold in the market? Dude are you aware the drug lord wants to start taxing Nigerians 1k for proof of car owners? Do you know how much he'll make with that? Oga this is corruption!!!! The election tribunal should hurry up and do the needful and ASAP. Nigerians can't wait to welcome a dawn of a new beginning under HE Peter obi |
Politics / Re: 2023: Southeast Ranks As Safest Region In Nigeria - Punch by Cloudflare: 6:57am On Jul 07, 2023 |
Damn! You won't see them on this thread. They've disappeared! Yolubbas ehh! They are called coward for a reason 9 Likes |
Food / Re: Just Bought Cooking Gas For #500 Per Kg. How Much Is It In Your Area? by Cloudflare: 10:56pm On Jul 05, 2023 |
JagabanBorgu: Dude are you on Colos? PDP has been ruling this country and it has been awesome! Things will so cheap that everyone ate to their satisfaction. APC took over in 2015 and ever since then it's as if the country has been mourning till today. Oga how much were things when PDP were in power compared to now APC has taken over? |
Family / Re: Am I Doing The Right Thing Or I Will Regret It by Cloudflare: 6:30pm On Jul 05, 2023 |
Tob456: I'm going to be very honest with you. That girl is a very self centered person. She doesn't love you, she just trying to use you to give her siblings a better life. For you to even suggest that 2 of her siblings can stay with you after marrying her and she rejected and insisted that it must be 4 should tell you the kind of person she is. She's even ok that you guys can go your separate ways if you're not ready to accommodate 4 of her siblings. Did you bother to ask her if she's ready to cater for the additional 2 she's advocating for? Is she expecting you to feed people you didn't plan for? My brother, if you marry that girl, you'll suffer. She won't respect you, she would fight you constantly, she won't shift grounds to do anything for you, whatever decision that must stand in that marriage must come from her. Yours wouldn't even be considered. And worse of all, she and her siblings would abandon you after milking you dry. My advice, let her be, you're not making any mistake, you're avoiding one. Catering for a wife, a daughter and 4 additional people in this era isn't funny. And if she isn't doing any reasonable job to back you up, believe me, you'll die before your time. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Should A Guy Collect Back Gifts He Bought For His Girlfriend After Break Up? by Cloudflare: 6:13pm On Jul 05, 2023 |
Starboytwo: At the bolded, true talk 💯 When a girl is with you, it's just your turn to chop her kpekpus. The moment she's out she belongs to another guy. Na mumu man go looseguard go buy girl phone! No sensible man would try such! |
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