₦airaland Forum

robosky02:
Messi with all his balondor didn't do this

Mbappe too. Full if himself

Some of you type without sense. Which kind mumu u be?

Did you expected mpbabe to travel to Cameroon without securities? Oga is Messi an African let alone a Cameroonian ? Stop embarrassing yourself online.

BloomingDale:
As if any woman will want a man with saggy dirty balls after releasing countless times. Lol. Na oloshos dey quick marry, cos they know how to press una mumu button.

Go marry virgin na. As if the virgin no go wan taste random dicks after tasting your old and worthless small prick wey no go satisfy am. Dey there dey Mumu up and down.

Na Olosho dey quick marry? Is this a way of justifying your Oloshoism? Since wey u dey do hookup how many husbands u don meet? Las las you'll end becoming a single mother. Advice your brothers to marry an olosho since na Olosho dey quick marry. Empty brain!

You mistake an Olosho for a virgin? Madam that you hoe around doesn't mean sane clean virgins are like u. Besides there's nothing like saggy balls! A man can release as much as he wants and will still impregnate you if you crosses his path. So WTF are you again? I can see you're high on colos! Dey zour for there

BloomingDale:
You no dey chop random toto?

After chopping random toto as a man, I'll get a clean neat virgin, settle down and marry her. While after you finish chopping different dicks, your kpekpus becomes extremely wide like an ocean with lots of body counts and no sane man goes for an evening newspaper! Na fresh clean virgins we dey go! Besides you'll be the one that will be caught and humiliated like the woman in this post. So who come lose?

Keep chopping random dicks like the olosho you are, this is what awaits you!

BloomingDale:
They did not parade the man? Jesus would have asked for the man she slept with, asked the people parading her if they have no sin, forgiven her and asked her to go on her merry way. A lesson on hypocrisy.

See as the men gather round her like vultures. The seed of Satan hating on the seed of the Woman, always screaming they are the head. The woman should have crushed that their coconut skull as she has been given the victory.

Awon feminist! This is what awaits you! Keep chopping random dicks around like the runz girl you are!

mancoconut:
Apparently Nairalanders from a particular section of the country are more interested in people running around in panic due to fake reports of UGM attacks in the SE than actual human beings getting slaughtered under Tinubu's government.

E come be like say na only Igbo lives dey more important in this country.

CC seun leodeking Seunmsg Pandoraobi moh247 mynd4.4 etc

Dude I have helped you to tagged them. U see those guys above, they'll never criticise Tinubu's govt even if Fulani slaughters everyone in benue, they don't care! Only Igbo lives is precious and must be given adequate attention.

JagabanBorgu:
I asked u same question, what were the prices before PDP came to power?
Bread was not up to #5 when PDP came to power, how much did they leave it?
Fuel was not up to #30 per litre, how much did PDP leave it?
U were sucking ur mom's breasts when they came to power huh?

Is this a way of defending APC failure? Dude we're telling you life was way better under PDP compared to now APC is in power, you're there embarrassing yourself online!

Continue disgracing yourself online. People are laughing at your silly comments right now incase you're not aware.

JagabanBorgu:
Bread was not more than #50?
Really?
Crosscheck the prices u listed and compare them to the prices before PDP came to power.
U play pètty pólitîcs that only sticks in a beer parlor.
Bread was not even up to #5 when PDP took power.

Oga answer my questions and stop beating around the bush.

how much is a liter of fuel compared to now APC is in power? Oga how much was bread then compared to now? Dude how much was kerosene then compared to now?
Young man how much was bag of rice and foodstuffs then compared to now? Dude back then a bag of rice was as low as 6k -8k last price!!!!! Even foreign bag of rice was way cheaper! Things were so cheap!!!! Dude Bread was not more than #50 compared to now! Oga how much is bread now Abeg? I wan check something

Nigeria is a failed state but saying Igbos will get Biafra is a delusion of the highest order. Nothing like Biafra dude. It's dead and forgotten

internationalman:
But I can't be nothing compared to my language.

There's hardly an adult Yoruba or Igbo person that don't know how to speak it. But I I have men and women in their fourties and thirties who can't speak our native tongue. Some that kind speak it can't even speak it fluently.

You're correct bro. I hardly see Yoruba or igbo adult who cannot speak their dialect. And also in igbo states or Yoruba states they communicate strictly in their dialect except they know you're not an igbo or a Yoruba person. Unlike here in Edo state where pidgin English is our primary dialect for communication

Babathanks:
Okay more than you. You guys need to learn. Every is not all about hate, the hate you guys are preaching about us on Facebook will consume you all one day.

You mistake us for you and your Igbo wars on social media? Dude Desist from involving Edo state in your tribal wars with the Yorubas, igbos and the hausas

Babathanks:
All this edolite, na to dy insult Yoruba for Facebook na him dem Sabi. But no real development is going on in that state 😂. Edo know be lagos true true 😂😂🥰

Ment or malaria? As in Are you ok?

Supremos:
But Obaseki is trying bro

Trying how?

Dude go to bypass along agbor road there, you'll weep for Edo state. The road is nothing to write home about. The Werey gov has refused to fix that road saying it's federal rd. Oya at least fix up a passable rd there at bypass for motorist to pass freely the Werey gov no gree

Warl0ck:
leave that ogogoro man.
E get as we go dey sweet talk this people, them go dey think say dem special.

Who dem be sef?
Who know them?
Let them go to hell with thier imagineable ogogoro republic.

The Werey is definitely high on Oshogbo weed. The 🤡 made it seem like the entire country is against the Igbos and yet we SS and binis voted massively for obi. I guess that's why they're in pains.

The way Igbo threads hit back to back on nairaland on a steady dey surprise me. E come be like say the Igbos dey extremely powerful. Nawa! And the moment you try to defend or support the Igbos they'll immediately tag you as an Igbo Man, ipob and ESN. To them nobody should ever support the Igbos. Lol, e no get wetin we no go see!

GreatBoss:
Have you asked yourself why all people hate Igbos?
It is because of una Toxic ness.

That was why I said your Papa na. E pain u say I dey defend and support the igbos?

GreatBoss:
He is Igbo like you..

You guys are toxic
People know una

Ur father is toxic like the igbos!
People know your papa

GreatBoss:
Na una..
We know una.

Ur Papa

Solofresh2:
Hello fellow nairalanders, there is this issue I am dealing with and I would like to share it. I get emotional with almost everything. I mean where am supposed to be logical, I get emotional even over little things and I don't like it. I don't like it because I feel weak and easily manipulated.I need advice on how to get less emotional as a guy and do my thing with no emotion attached.
Your opinions are welcomed

Seun,Mynd44,nlpfmod please I need people opinion on this
Thank you

It's obvious you must be a pussy ass niggar!

Dude, you need to be a tough guy! Nobody likes emotional dudes, not even girls! They see emotional dudes as weak guys!

Be selfie, Be alpha person, no send no poo, don't be needy, don't be available all the time.

If towards a girl! The read below 👇

Make her know she's not the only one, but show her love. Use the exact words on her don't paraphrase. Fvck is fvck, kiss is kiss. Smooch is smooch, don't do parental guidance. Don't be slow to say what you want. With these and many more your tough/bad boy life is loading. Dress neat remember you come first.

The average Nigerian girl loves being a single mother. They absolutely have no desire to get married or better still they want to hoe around before looking for an innocent Simp dude to offer their over used damaged kpekpus to.

Men, in all you do avoid single mother. Leave them alone with their anger, frustration and bitterness

GreatBoss:
Dumb Igbo.

Jealousy nogo kill una.

Get sense!

So anyone that comments here on nairaland is an igbo? Dude, anyone can comment and cannot certainly be Igbo. That young man isn't igbo. Check his post and comments on nairaland.

Tinubuwins2023e:
You igbos will insult Yorubas, Ijaws, hausas, everybody. I wonder what you people eat in that region

Oga shut up. That dude isn't Igbo!

Damn!

Ordinary road, Nigeria govt cannot do! We never ready for this country. More reason why the election tribunal should hurry up and do the needful. Nigerians can't wait to experience the dawn of a new beginning under HE Peter obi

Damn!

We're yet to hear from "this govt will favour me and my family" crew

By the time the okpolor eye is done with those miscreants that voted him their eyes go clear

When the igbos are serious they'll go after that terrorist in Finland and get him arrested. For now make dem dey play

JagabanBorgu:
Everyone ate to satisfaction under PDP?
And u are asking who is on Colos?
When we heard "Nigèria jagajaga" was it APC in power?
When we heard "food no d, broda eh water no d, and our country no good o..."
Was it APC in power?
If everyone was eating to their satisfaction, why did Bûhari need to hand out "bail outs" to so many states just so they could pay salaries?
The country was so good, how did APC came to power?
U need to check into a near psychiatric hospital for check up.

Oga are you on Colos?
Dude, how much is a liter of fuel compared to now APC is in power? Oga how much was bread then compared to now? Dude how much was kerosene then compared to now?
Young man how much was bag of rice and foodstuffs then compared to now? Dude back then a bag of rice was as low as 6k -8k last price!!!!! Even foreign bag of rice was way cheaper! Things were so cheap!!!! Bread was not more than #50

Again I asked you are you on Colos? U smoke weed?

Jovialjune1:
Wail on their behalf, cry.

Olosho!! Is this how you jump from one Dick to another and at the end you expect one man to come and marry u? Dey play

sslcrypt:
But it's your gender that's destroying women. Men won't let Young girls grow, they manipulate them with money, fake love and false hope. Nothing as bad as robbing a young ladies of their innocence. Let them feel heartbroken from their age pair, it's part of life.

Always playing the victim as usual.

Dude, those young girls run after men with money. They always use the phrase "I can't date broke man, I want a rich man, and hence they keep chasing after guys with money. Those girls are faking their love! For as long as the guy has the money they have no problem with that. So what stu..pid excuses are you giving again? I hate it when you Nigerian girls always love to play the victim whereas in reality na Una dey chase after guys wey get money with Una entitlement mentality. So wtf are you saying again?

Damn!

We're yet to hear from "this govt will favour me and my family" crew

AfonjaConehead:
Obi should take down his challenge and let Tinubu be.

Obi has good intentions but Tinubu has shown that he is the person we need now.
No past presidents have taken the bold step he has taken so far.
Tinubu is the real change agent

Which stupid bold step?

Bold step in crippling down and destroying the economy of Nigeria? Dude how much you dey buy a liter of fuel? Abi u no dey buy fuel? How much is a bag of rice and foodstuffs sold in the market? Dude are you aware the drug lord wants to start taxing Nigerians 1k for proof of car owners? Do you know how much he'll make with that? Oga this is corruption!!!!

The election tribunal should hurry up and do the needful and ASAP. Nigerians can't wait to welcome a dawn of a new beginning under HE Peter obi

Damn!

You won't see them on this thread. They've disappeared! Yolubbas ehh! They are called coward for a reason

JagabanBorgu:
How much was it before PDP took over góvèrñment?
I guess u dón't want to go into that eh?
Every single country in the world experienced increase in price of goods and services since 2015 but to some people who came from the cave, they expect the opposite in Nigèria because they doñ't like the party.

Dude are you on Colos?

PDP has been ruling this country and it has been awesome! Things will so cheap that everyone ate to their satisfaction. APC took over in 2015 and ever since then it's as if the country has been mourning till today. Oga how much were things when PDP were in power compared to now APC has taken over?

Tob456:
I have a 7 months old daughter her mother is an orphan, she is the eldest of 7.

We broke up when she was pregnant because we had a disagreement about her siblings living arrangements.

She wanted her 4 sisters to stay with us after the wedding and I only two of them to stay with us. The problem is seeing my daughter growing in a bad environment away from me makes me feel so bad.

Whenever I visit her I feel so bad leaving her behind that I don't sleep well thinking about her all night.

I also doesn't like the idea of having kids with different mothers.

For my daughter's sake I want to get back with her mother for us to raise her together in the same house. But getting back with her means that I should also allow her 4 siblings to stay with us after the wedding.

I am doing this for my daughter's sake but I don't know if I am making a wise decision.

What do you guys think should I get back with her or forget about her and concentrate only on my daughter.

Please help

I'm going to be very honest with you. That girl is a very self centered person. She doesn't love you, she just trying to use you to give her siblings a better life.

For you to even suggest that 2 of her siblings can stay with you after marrying her and she rejected and insisted that it must be 4 should tell you the kind of person she is. She's even ok that you guys can go your separate ways if you're not ready to accommodate 4 of her siblings. Did you bother to ask her if she's ready to cater for the additional 2 she's advocating for? Is she expecting you to feed people you didn't plan for?

My brother, if you marry that girl, you'll suffer. She won't respect you, she would fight you constantly, she won't shift grounds to do anything for you, whatever decision that must stand in that marriage must come from her. Yours wouldn't even be considered. And worse of all, she and her siblings would abandon you after milking you dry.

My advice, let her be, you're not making any mistake, you're avoiding one. Catering for a wife, a daughter and 4 additional people in this era isn't funny. And if she isn't doing any reasonable job to back you up, believe me, you'll die before your time.

Starboytwo:
weather you guys buy phone or you no buy phone, another person go still and must surely Bleep your babe.

Anytime you fuccc any babe, just know say na another nigga babe you fuckkkk so.

As for me, I can’t collect any gift. I do things with finesse now. I dont expect nothing. I’m not surprised with anything.

Na for my front like this, my oga senior brother pass with my nysc babe enter room.

Anything woman matter, I no Dey stress.

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Ebube
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Chineye -short
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At the bolded, true talk 💯

When a girl is with you, it's just your turn to chop her kpekpus. The moment she's out she belongs to another guy. Na mumu man go looseguard go buy girl phone! No sensible man would try such!