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RomanceRe: I Have A Feeling That My Wife Will Cheat On Me. Here's Why by Cloudflare: 11:09pm On Jul 03, 2023
Valoromega:
Anytime I have issues with my wife, maybe it's about another girl she always says what if she does her own too how would (mind you I have never been with another woman since we got married. I might just flirt around with some other girls once in a while via chat)
She has this mentality that she's beautiful and young and she usually gets a lot of attention and I think it's getting to her head. Because most times she usually talks about doing her own too and I think she has the tendency to cheat If I do something to her like cheating.

I told her that would be the end of our marriage
Dude, your wife is already cheating. Do you need a prophet to tell you this? Ignore those people saying trash here. You're the man and it was you that went and married her, paid for her head and did everything so you have the right to flirt whoever you like.

If a woman does the same, chase her out of your house ASAP. Let her go and make her own money, paid for a man's head and bring him into her house , then of course she's absolutely free to flirt with other men. If she can't do the above and she cheat, chase her out immediately
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by Cloudflare: 10:44pm On Jul 03, 2023
Luukasz:
Yes extremely stupid like your ancestors.. you Igbos are terrible people to be honest
This is exactly the same JAMB that snake swallowed their 30million Naira. If snake fit swallow that kind money, what else can JAMB not do. Oga this isn't the first time JAMB is making this kind of mistake. They keep on mixing people's results anyhow.

JAMB should be scrab
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by Cloudflare: 10:40pm On Jul 03, 2023
ekineme:
1.I love the confidence, She has been taking first position since her primary school and more importantly she is synonymous to "369" going by her previous external examination.

2. If the "QR" bar code keep producing different scores with different candidates name then it could be technical error from Jamb server.

3. This has enter court of public opinion,. the next thing is law suit flying up and down......for the sake of the girl sanity, let Jamb not drag this isssue further, let them settle amicably with the school offline, if possible let her rewrite the said exam.
JAMB should be scrab immediately. They too dey mumu. This is exactly how they keep mixing up people's results
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by Cloudflare: 10:37pm On Jul 03, 2023
In a sane society, JAMB would have since been scrab long time. The FG should immediately scrab jamb
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Opens Up After JAMB Accused Her Of Forging JAMB Result by Cloudflare: 10:36pm On Jul 03, 2023
God1000:
embarassedIt seems JAMB has jumped the gun on this issue, they should have waited for the outcome of the DSS investigation before coming out with such statement.


Something isn't right if she truly printed her result from jamb website

I wholeheartedly believe her
Jamb should be scrab with immediate effect
PoliticsRe: Rufai Oseni Tackles Peter Obi by Cloudflare: 2:16pm On Jul 03, 2023
Biodun556:
Even If There Is An Ongoing Case At The Presidential Election Petition Tribunal, Tinubu Is As At Today The President Of Nigeria...So Let's Respect That Until The Tribunal Says Otherwise

~Rufai Oseni To Peter Obi
Dude, are u normal?

Where's the tackling there and how did this relate to Obi?
PoliticsRe: LP Lawyer: INEC Witnesses Ran Away When They Saw Our Boxes Of Evidence by Cloudflare: 2:08pm On Jul 03, 2023
Rayban25:
In other news, Mahmood Yakubu refused to show up in court today. Agbado boys over to you.
In a sane country, yakubu Mahmood would have long been fired, arrested and sent to jail. The Werey would have been cooling his aßs in prison by now
PoliticsRe: LP Lawyer: INEC Witnesses Ran Away When They Saw Our Boxes Of Evidence by Cloudflare: 2:03pm On Jul 03, 2023
Damn!

I don't know what the election tribunal are still waiting for. The evidence is overwhelming. Obi won the election Clean and clear and should be declared president of Nigeria. The earlier we have a sane president like Obi the better for us all.

However, It's been long since have seen those Tinubu supporters shouting "this govt will favour me and my family". Wetin happen? The narrative don change? The Shege pro Max has just begun
CelebritiesRe: This Man Has Changed My Life Forever- Selena Gomez Gushes About Rema by Cloudflare: 1:57pm On Jul 03, 2023
3RNEST:
Rema did change her life, who know her before? Featuring her is a big win for her..
Are you playing? Dude this is an insult to Selena Gomez. How could you say who knows her before? U dey ment? Even your android keyboard recognized her, let alone the entire world. Oga Selena Gomez has more award than Mavis records and Nigerian musicians as a whole.

Selena Gomez that has over 400million followers on Instagram. Oga Apologize to her now and take this comment down 👎
Christianity EtcRe: Osun Priestess, Yeye Ajesikemi Olokun Omolara Threatened By Muslim Group by Cloudflare: 1:49pm On Jul 03, 2023
fabolouz1:
If only Sarah didn't force Abraham to sleep with her maid ...
Women has always been the problem of this world right from creation. Eve Deceived Adam, Sarah tricked Abraham because the Werey wanted to have a child before her time. Is it the story of Samson and Delilah? How about Jezebel? etc. Now the entire world is suffering from the foolishness of women
PoliticsRe: SS Vs Se...the Comment From A Reasonable Igbo Man by Cloudflare: 9:54am On Jul 03, 2023
Dear Seun

The earlier you banned this poster, the better for you and to restore sanity on nairaland.
PoliticsRe: Why Does Nairaland Unfairly Favour Helinus by Cloudflare: 9:42am On Jul 03, 2023
ZitaMall:
Seun , nlfpmod


You guys unfairly favour helinus. Immediately he reports anyone the person is banned but I've never seen him been banned and he is rude and insulting.
Dude they'll banned you for even creating this post. You see that guy called mynd4.4 his hatred for other tribes in this forum is something else
PoliticsRe: DEFENCE: Peter Obi Vs Tinubu Live Court updates,3rd July 2023. by Cloudflare: 9:39am On Jul 03, 2023
Damn!

Nigerians can't wait to experience the dawn of a new beginning under HE Peter obi, the people's mandate!!!
PoliticsRe: 2023 Polls: ‘We Stand By EU’, Labour Party Knocks Presidency by Cloudflare: 7:29am On Jul 03, 2023
Brendaniel:
What happened to PDP?

LP has been keeping APC on their toes since Peter Obi Joined last year....
PDP is dead. PDP knows they didn't win the just concluded election. LP won it hands down and this is exactly why APC has been hitting on LP in court back to back.

But we await the final judgment
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu’s Portrait Was Missing At Abia’s Banquet Hall – Alex Otti’s Aide by Cloudflare: 7:13pm On Jul 02, 2023
NtoAkwaIbom:
Aya diok uno fine ye ufok mfo, ye Mme usoh, ye Mme uka.

Idi.ot, you think say na all tribe get that kind low self esteem like una, wey d go d create oda tribe moniker.. not ibibio meh udionghorke
Were.y Yoruba boy went and used Google translator to make it seems like he's from akwa ibom. Continue disgracing your Yolluba identity. I don't know u Yolubas are not proud of your region. Dey fool yourself for here. This is my last response to you
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu’s Portrait Was Missing At Abia’s Banquet Hall – Alex Otti’s Aide by Cloudflare: 5:14pm On Jul 02, 2023
NtoAkwaIbom:
So much hate in those people..
Na so Dem go wan dey pair up with us south Southerners, God pass Dem.

When it was up to them to support our very best Godswill, they sided a northerner, but them go still come here come dey talk say we and Dem na paddy paddy..

Abasi Akan nbufo
Mu.mu Yoruba boy claiming SS. You Yolubas will never seize to amaze me
PoliticsRe: Why Won't South East Leave South South Alone? by Cloudflare: 5:06pm On Jul 02, 2023
Styluss:
My I joine NL in 2011 and created an account in 2012. This is just a decoy account created 3 years ago, I dont know who that Monica is, but he needs to understand that the Yorubas are not in anyway similar with the SS/SE people. No disrespect, but Nigeria is so diversed that we are totally different. If the Country should break, we could form an alliance at the advantage of the South because as different as we are, we still have some cultural similarities compared to the North.
I as a yoruba man would prefer to stay alone because in all honest, my tribe is not doing so bad nationally and internationally, we can obviously survive all alone.
Bro you better report that account ASAP. This is how they go about creating disunity among Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Why Won't South East Leave South South Alone? by Cloudflare: 9:53am On Jul 02, 2023
Tukpa8:
go and check bayelsa result in just concluded election.. Bayelsa people voted massively PDP and APC...
In rivers state,, Asari Dokubo, a warlord for Ijaw Nation that command millions of Ijaws was with Tinubu.

In delta,,,the delta south where Ijaws are were won by APC.... Tinubu was even given a title Iyela owei in Gbaramatu kingdom... Iyela owei mean man or worthy in Gbaramatu Ijaw.

infact all Ijaws share their votes among PDP and APC only......we don't give any fvck to obi...
Watch Asari Dokubo video to know more.

do you think we Ijaws are blind like Benins and urhobos that vote like mumu for obi?
We Ijaws are very waken people.... infact, we Ijaws are the reason, the Igbos have not enter ss to enforced biafra... because the Igbos are afraid of us.....we Ijaws are the ones saving the entire ss people from land grabbing biafrans but mumu people won't know.

Asari Dokubo is our leader..
God blessed SW/SS.
If you believe the just concluded INEC selected presidential election, you'll most likely believe anything in this world.

Dude the last election was massively rigged by INEC in favour of APC. Do you need a prophet to tell you this? I don't know what is wrong with some of you on this forum. Since you want to keep lamenting, this is my last response to you
PoliticsRe: Why Won't South East Leave South South Alone? by Cloudflare: 12:34am On Jul 02, 2023
Styluss:
If there is anyone tagging with you, I think its the SE. Why would someone from the west tag with someone in far-away Akwa-ibom? we have nothing in common. Maybe the Ilajes and the itsekiris and they are negligible. And please why should I use google? Is any of my assertion incorrect? Which other region has those data better than us? I repeat, in Nigeria, Yoruba is the only tribe that can independently survive, even with your oil and 13 % whatever, yall still backward states with bayelsa as your Shantti headquaters, uneducated lots.
Dude, are you new on nairaland? It is now longer news that SW tags SS as part of them and I don't know where this is coming from. And just as you've correctly said, SS have absolutely nothing in common with SW. Help me tell Tukpa8 this because the Yoluba boy has been tagging SS together with SW.

Dude your brothers from the West, the moniker Tukpa8 has been tagging SS together with SW and I don't know where this is coming from because we SS has absolutely nothing in common with SW. Abeg help me explain this to him for proper understanding. The guy just kept embarrassing himself here
PoliticsRe: Why Won't South East Leave South South Alone? by Cloudflare: 12:29am On Jul 02, 2023
Tukpa8:
if you are not biafra then why you fighting for biafra? Because what the Igbos are trying to do is biafra
Eve like say this one get personal beef with the Igbos. Ozour!

Oga if you have personal beef with the Igbos, dude reach out to them and make peace and stop fooling and embarrassing yourself online. See the way you're labeling anyone who comment to be frm SS an Igbo man. can't you see you're running màd? So does it mean there are no ss on nairaland? Na only una wey be Yoruba and Igbos dey nairaland na abi? Mu.mu. oga nothing concern us concern Igbos with their Biafra agenda or whatever. If they want their Biafra then they should go ahead na. Who cares? Why you carry their matter for head like Galla? U no get sense?

Dude, we told you we voted massively for obi and as a Yoruba boy I understand your pains and frustrations, and you're free to vent it on the Igbos since they've become your nightmares but no dey drag we SS while attaching it to SW make thunder no go fire you there
PoliticsRe: Why Won't South East Leave South South Alone? by Cloudflare: 12:23am On Jul 02, 2023
Tukpa8:
get out ibo.... you are from anambra...
If you are from south south mentioned your tribe? I am proudly Ijaw guy.....we Ijaws voted massively for APC Tinubu in just election.

Yorubas are our brothers.... We Ijaws have nothing in common with biafrans...
You're a mu.mu Yoruba man claiming SS.

Check my profile and post for my state of origin. Wer3y Yoruba dude attaching SS with his SW by force. Odè. E pain u say we SS voted massively for obi? Oga we'll never a drug lord like Tinubu Hence we prefer sane individual like Obi. Only Yolubas voted for their fellow tribeman knowing fully well he has nothing to offer, this is exactly why Yoruba is the most.
tribalist tribe in Nigeria

Mu.mu Yoluba boy. How much you dey buy fuel now? I can bet my balls you have no car or generator hence u don't need fuel
PoliticsRe: Why Won't South East Leave South South Alone? by Cloudflare: 10:33pm On Jul 01, 2023
Styluss:
You have been making sense till you say SW want to join with SS? Lol, we do not even explore our oil yet and we have the highest GDP in Nigeria, We have highest human capital index. highest education data... please why do we need the SS? We have thesame coastal lines as you, if there is any region that is independent in that country, its certainly the SW
Dude, I'm not here to argue blindly with you. Before you say anything make use of Google. It's always there for you. However, you SW must learn to stop attaching SS together with you, and when we refused they'll immediately tag the person as an Igbo. What nonsense!

At the bolded, why then are your brothers from the West always insisting and tagging we SS together along with SW by fire by force?
PoliticsRe: Why Won't South East Leave South South Alone? by Cloudflare: 10:02pm On Jul 01, 2023
Tukpa8:
you are not from ss and can never be... you Igbos have started this fake life again..

Ss has nothing in common with SE...we don't speak similar language...we don't practice same tradition and culture...so how are we the same?

We prefer SW....we are calling on SW/SS union.
Thunder 🔥 you there. Who's the " we" that prefers SW? U smoke?

Oga we the SS prefer SE and supports whoever we wish. Stop attaching we SS together to your Yoruba tribe. Na by force?

Ur Papa is calling on which SW/SS reunion? Ur Brain dey pain u? All these Yorubas ehh. Always forcing SS by force together with SW. Oga free SS. We no want. We supported SE and that was why we massively voted for Obi. So WTF are you saying again? Dude no let ogun kee u
RomanceRe: Davido Cheating Saga: What Do Women Really Want? by Cloudflare(op): 2:31pm On Jul 01, 2023
Marvyx:
Lol cheesy
grin
RomanceRe: Davido Cheating Saga: What Do Women Really Want? by Cloudflare(op): 2:30pm On Jul 01, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
Women knows what they want. They just like doing things for their own selfish interest.
They thought they're smart. Their manipulations can only work on simp men
RomanceRe: Share The Moment You Realised You Had A Fake Friend Or Frenemy by Cloudflare: 2:16pm On Jul 01, 2023
Damn!

Become broke, that's when you'll know and understand what fake friends Means. You'll be deserted and become an island 🏝️

In all you do, avoid brokenness e dey bring see finish!!!!!!
RomanceDavido Cheating Saga: What Do Women Really Want? by Cloudflare(op): 1:48pm On Jul 01, 2023
When a man is broke, some group of women will become commodity that he cannot afford or take care of, but the moment he becomes rich to take care of other women, they now change the narrative that a woman deserves to be treated with respect, dignity and not being cheated on.

Dear women,

if he cannot afford you when he's broke, don't accept him when he's rich!
PhonesRe: Twitter Now Requires An Account To View Tweets by Cloudflare: 8:16am On Jul 01, 2023
Damn!

Sam's way you can't view FB posts without having an account, so no big deal there
PoliticsRe: Why Won't South East Leave South South Alone? by Cloudflare: 7:35am On Jul 01, 2023
Odibembem:
Who would need to pay me? To achieve what exactly? Some of u somehow believe people just throw away money anyhow? Why not tell me exactly what misrepresentation or falsehood I made in the post. Seems u are part of d SE mob that's so covetous of d SS
Dude we the SS ain't complaining, so why complaining on our behalf? Would you rather want us to team up with the youllabs? A region that brought the calamity we're all suffering from today? Brain dey pain u? No let me swear for you

U better take this post down ASAP
CelebritiesRe: Meet Evanny Patrick, Ice Prince Alleged Fiancee by Cloudflare: 12:01am On Jul 01, 2023
Suspect33:
They always go for hoes..

Even Davido with a mildly decent Chioma is still gallivanting all around the US looking for pieces of plastic to impregnate. I wonder how he didn't puke when he saw that lady's poorly constructed body and rubber nyash. Yuck
Dude, chioma isn't decent anything. The fact she's not social media freak doesn't mean she's decent. No dey allow her innocent face dey whine U
RomanceRe: Red Flags You MUST Never Avoid Before Entering A Relationship by Cloudflare(op): 7:02pm On Jun 30, 2023
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Guys, Let's do justice to this thread for wider views

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