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Romance / Re: Red Flags You MUST Never Avoid Before Entering A Relationship by Cloudflare: 7:01pm On Jun 30, 2023
Jashub:
Supported

Senior Conrade,
Na man you be !

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Romance / Re: Red Flags You MUST Never Avoid Before Entering A Relationship by Cloudflare: 7:00pm On Jun 30, 2023
PerfectStranger:
We no go kukuma marry again be that na grin

grin grin

Nigeria girls and oloshoism is something else. Anywhere you turn to , hook-up is there. Is it on tiktok, IG abi FB? They plenty for there
Romance / Red Flags You MUST Never Avoid Before Entering A Relationship by Cloudflare: 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2023
okay... let's do this.

1) check how religious she is... I mean someone that's truly religious and prays well not just the churchy person... they are generally submissive and have preserved values...

2) check her sexual history.. have a background check on her

3) check her family background and how United they are in her family... if they are disunited, it's better to back off..

4) if she has any tattoo and multiple piercings, dump that b!tch

5) check her social media account and see her activities, what she posts, likes, follows and mostly her comments.. she will sooner or later reveal her true self..

6) check her relationship with her family especially with her dad and brothers

7) if she's generally lazy and can't cook, dump her!

8 ) if she doesn't take care of herself or generally dirty with her space, dump her!

9) if she has more male friends and mostly seen around men, a red flag...

10) if she has no problem revealing her body, dump her...

11) if she has the "my body, my choice" attitude, dump her sharp sharp!

12) if she always posts too much of herself on social media, dump her! it's a red flag.. unless she's posting for business... it shows she's insecure and not confident, someone always looking for validation from strangers to feel good... that's not who to be with... date someone who's confident with herself

13) if she bleaches, dump her ASAP!

14) if she has olosho close friends or friends displaying oloshoic attributes, dump her immediately!

15) check her tiktok account, if she's addicted to Tiktok, always posting, twerking etc, dump her fast! Na Olosho be that!

16) if her social media pictures background are usually in hotels, clubs etc bro dump that Olosho fast!!!

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Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by Cloudflare: 6:21pm On Jun 30, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


You are dense and maybe a boy in his bloom of youth. What are your own red flags? Have you sat down to make an analysis of what your red flags and flaws are? Are you perfect yourself? People who are quick to point out other people's flaws are usually the most flawed people.

When a girl has useless herself with numerous body counts, she comes up with the line "are you perfect? Nobody is perfect" just to defend her past Oloshoism lifestyle.

Madam, men are now wiser and will stick to the advice of that guy above. You cannot eat your cake and have it back. E no possible! From your comments and outbursts here, it's so obvious that lots of men don chop your kpekpus tire. Na virgin we dey find now no be expire evening newspaper
Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by Cloudflare: 6:17pm On Jun 30, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


How is this a problem? It's either you could have helped if her needs were genuine and not vain or just have looked away if you couldn't help than making a story off it.

Everything isn't a RED FLAG.

Why should he helped? Is he your father?

Madam ask your father to help you. It is his duty to take care of you and not the duty of your boyfriend to do that. Stop this jezbelic manipulations it is known as entitlement mentality.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Supreme Court strikes down Biden's Students Loan Debt Forgiveness by Cloudflare: 4:03pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damn!

If you think Tinubu will ask the supreme court to forgive the student loan debt of Nigerian students, then you must be high on Oshogbo weed. You seriously need to think again!

The drug lord is out to destroy Nigeria and he is already succeeding. Who else noticed that his supporters doesn't say ''This govt will favour me and my family" anymore? The shege pro Max just started

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Politics / Re: Steve Hanke Makes Damning Prediction Of Tinubu's Presidency Based On Analysis by Cloudflare: 7:17am On Jun 30, 2023
Damn

By the time the okpolor eye is done with yollloba people their eyes go clear

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: FG Saves ₦‎400 Billion In Four Weeks by Cloudflare: 7:09am On Jun 30, 2023
Story for the gods!

Where's the money? Money wey dey go loot

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Romance / Re: How Important Is Appearance For A Serious Relationship For Nigerians? by Cloudflare: 7:07am On Jun 30, 2023
saphiere:
Davido should be charged with abuse, infidelity, money laundering etc.

Shut up 🤡. Stop fooling yourself online. David deserves to bang any pussy of his choice. No be u dey make money for am. go and make your own money
Politics / Re: Release Date And Features Of Iphone 15 Pro And 15 Pro Max by Cloudflare: 4:35pm On Jun 28, 2023
Damn!

Vicky pussy go hear am. They go use knacking shift her womb tire still iPhone 15 she no go see
Religion / Re: Sirajudeen Ugwu Delivering An Eid Elkabeer Sermon To Igbo Muslims In Enugu by Cloudflare: 4:20pm On Jun 28, 2023
FlyoruB:
Islam is the fastest growing religion in iboland. Allahu Akbar.

You mu.mu shaa!

So you obviously believed that those people are Igbo? Oga there's nothing like Igbo Muslim in Igboland. Those people are Northerners living in the East. Do you need a prophet to tell you this?
Religion / Re: Sirajudeen Ugwu Delivering An Eid Elkabeer Sermon To Igbo Muslims In Enugu by Cloudflare: 4:18pm On Jun 28, 2023
gentiles:
God Bless all Igbo Muslims

Shut up! There's nothing like Igbo Muslim!

Those people are Northerners living in the East. How easily Deceived can you guys be here?
Religion / Re: Sirajudeen Ugwu Delivering An Eid Elkabeer Sermon To Igbo Muslims In Enugu by Cloudflare: 4:16pm On Jun 28, 2023
Sharpsharp00123:
Children of hate n perdition will come n talk him down now


God bless Igbo Muslims

If you really believe that, then you can obviously believe anything. Dude, there's nothing like Igbo Muslim in the East. Those people are Northerners living in the East. Igbos do not have Igbo Muslim. Don't be deceived by that post up there. They are all Northerners
Religion / Re: Sirajudeen Ugwu Delivering An Eid Elkabeer Sermon To Igbo Muslims In Enugu by Cloudflare: 4:14pm On Jun 28, 2023
igboarenice:

These are the best people in Igboland,
فَإِن تَابُوا۟ وَأَقَامُوا۟ ٱلصَّلَوٰةَ وَءَاتَوُا۟ ٱلزَّكَوٰةَ فَإِخْوَٰنُكُمْ فِى ٱلدِّينِ ۗ وَنُفَصِّلُ ٱلْـَٔايَـٰتِ لِقَوْمٍۢ يَعْلَمُونَ ١١
May Allah accept their sacrifices

Don't be stupid.

There is nothing like Igbo Muslim in Igboland. Oga those people are Northerners living in the East
Education / Re: ‘We Have Failed You All’ – UNIBEN SUG VP Resigns Amid School Fees Hike Saga by Cloudflare: 11:16am On Jun 27, 2023
Damn!

The youths are actually setting the standards for sane leadership. In a sane society, Tinubu would've resigned for putting cause the country in untold hardships and massive corruptions. The werey isn't even aware of what Nigerians are currently going through. This is exactly why Nigeria urgently needs Obi ASAP to rescue this country

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Romance / Re: A Cheating Wife Seeks Advice On What To Do by Cloudflare: 2:32pm On Jun 26, 2023
Olosho said she mistakenly connected with her ex while her husband was away. Olosho will always be an olsoho!

Dear men, when a girl is with you, she's not your gf nor your wife, it's just your turn to chop her kpekpus. The moment she leaves your place she belongs to another dude to bang

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Food / Re: Increase In The Price Of Water by Cloudflare: 3:22pm On Jun 23, 2023
pocohantas:
General price increase.
Even love has increased in price.

How much do you charge for Short time and daybreak ?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Recounts How She Was Blocked By A Guy She Tried Wooing by Cloudflare: 3:13pm On Jun 23, 2023
Meerahbel:
Rule 1 NEVER woo a guy no matter how cute or the feelings you have for him
Rule 2 Give him subtle signs
Rule 3 DO not forget 1 & 2

Mu.mu with stu.pid rules!

Stay there dey mumu, no shoot your shot on a guy if you find him attractive. And who the hell are you to think guys shouldn't reject you? Is your father dangote? Abi your Papa na bill gates?

Madam, everyone can be rejected and that's a normal thing. Nigerian guys Must learn to reject girls! Of course, you can wish for the ground to open and swallow you up when a guy rejects you that's your fvcking headache

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Politics / Re: 2023: INEC Uploaded Picture Of A Book Instead Of Results – Cybersecurity Expert by Cloudflare: 7:39am On Jun 23, 2023
Abfinest007:
Do u know nairaland give old update about d tribunal

Not just old update about tribunal. Nairaland doesn't give latest news at all. They're always very late in everything. Dude if you want latest news and update go to Twitter and follow vanguard, daily Sun, arise tv, channels and other News media.
Politics / Re: Errand Boy For Yoruba, Hausa Won’t Make You Hero – MASSOB Blasts Asari Dokubo by Cloudflare: 7:34am On Jun 23, 2023
Kdon2:


That's why you keep running to the same south west to prosper. Anambra is the flood capital of the world. Your region is the only known cannibal infested region...and the list goes on and on. Drop this unhelpful grandstanding. Your region is not even 3rd in Nigeria, not to talk of Africa. Forget your fake PR

What are you saying bro? Wetin concern me concern Anambra or Igbos? Dude I'm from Edo state and I stay in Benin City. Can you answer answer my questions now?
Crime / Re: My Bitter Experience At The Police Station by Cloudflare: 7:26am On Jun 23, 2023
Nigerian police needs to total rehabilitation. Of course I don't expect the drug lord to know this because he himself needs rehabilitation. Obi will ensure sanity is restored in the Nigerian police force the moment he has been declared president. The election tribunal urgently needs to do the needful ASAP.

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Politics / Re: Errand Boy For Yoruba, Hausa Won’t Make You Hero – MASSOB Blasts Asari Dokubo by Cloudflare: 7:24am On Jun 23, 2023
Kdon2:


I m sorry for you. Its this bitterness and hateful heart that is destroying your path to your goal. And you can never get there with this dolt mental weakness...know this and know peace.

Noticed how you deliberately avoided my questions and started ranting and wailing?
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Releases Obafemi Hamzat's USA Naturalization Records by Cloudflare: 7:23am On Jun 23, 2023
Damn!

Noticed how pained and angry Tinubu supporters are towards David for exposing APC corrupt practice? Because I see no reason why a sane human being would be angry at what David did for exposing these criminal politicians.

The dude before the two dudes above me needs urgent medical attention ASAP

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Refuses To Give Speech, Sends Representative Instead. by Cloudflare: 7:19am On Jun 23, 2023
Flight90:
That's why he is the President.
He can do whatever he likes

Yeah of course, he can sle€p with your m©m and do whatever he likes.

At times, some of you talk like f.ools

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Politics / Re: See How Much I'm About To Buy Dollar What Did We Do To Apc by Cloudflare: 7:15am On Jun 23, 2023
Candidlady:



It won't

Y'all just want this government to fail

Does this govt looks like what is succeeding to you? Dude, this govt is already failing massively. I'm sure u won't understand this because you're still living with your parents and they're feeding you.

Go and rent a house on your own, open a business and start hustling, start feeding yourself and paying your bills then you will understand what we're saying.

A dollar is already #800 and yet you say this govt isn't failing? Na small Pekin still dey worry you

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Politics / Re: Errand Boy For Yoruba, Hausa Won’t Make You Hero – MASSOB Blasts Asari Dokubo by Cloudflare: 7:09am On Jun 23, 2023
Kdon2:


Any partnership with south west is equal to prosperity. But if you choose enimity with them you are on your own.

SW has the most poverty stricken people in Nigeria currently. Does it mean that the average Western hate prosperity? Check Osun, Ibadan, oshogbo among others. Poverty has dealt with Yoluba people no be small. Or By prosperity do you mean skull mining?

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Politics / Re: Errand Boy For Yoruba, Hausa Won’t Make You Hero – MASSOB Blasts Asari Dokubo by Cloudflare: 7:07am On Jun 23, 2023
Damn!

A fool like Asari should be ignored. The fool is highly irrelevant. I don't know who's more stupid between Reno and Asari. In a sane society Asari would've been chilling in jail by now
Romance / Re: Should I Go On And Marry Her? by Cloudflare: 10:16pm On Jun 22, 2023
vibrant40:


Who beat you?

U mumu no be small. A girl who goes to collect dick on a steady from that seyi guy in his house is busy manipulating you. Person wey other guys dey chop on a steady you're here talking about marriage. U mumu die!
Family / Re: I Don't Want To Relocate My Children To The Village by Cloudflare: 10:04pm On Jun 22, 2023
YoungLionken:
Your account here is new, you can't tell me you just knew about nairaland in June this year..

You're prolly one of those uncultured ladies with popular monikers here. Reveal your true self or else some of us won't take your posts serious..

Because when men are talking, you ladies (instead of learning), would be arguing. But it's quick for you to open an alternate account seeking help..

Same goes for those seeking financial assistance, with your old active account, I can take you serious..

Imagine the cheap scammer below sad...

CC: momsloved

Op @momsloved. Do what this guy said if you're serious. I'm very sure you must be one of those feminist uncultured ladies here who always insult and attack guys here.

Reveal your true identity
Politics / Re: FAAC Shares ₦786 Billion To FG, States, LGs by Cloudflare: 9:48pm On Jun 22, 2023
Sirchiboy:
Chai.
See money.
I come dey fine 5m to travel to Germany

Chinedu calm down. Na u no do proper planning before thinking of going to Germany
Politics / Re: FAAC Shares ₦786 Billion To FG, States, LGs by Cloudflare: 9:48pm On Jun 22, 2023
Sirchiboy:
Chai.
See money.
I come dey fine 5m to travel to Germany

Chinedu calm down. Na u no dey proper planning before thinking of going to Germany
Politics / Re: FG Okays Re-Opening Of Seme Border For Vehicle Importation by Cloudflare: 12:52pm On Jun 22, 2023
pedel:
You think importing food for consumption is good for our economy?
A country of over 200,000,000 people importing rice despite having land and manpower to grow our own food.
Spending forex to import what we can grow is one of the reasons our currency is devalued.


Dey yarn dust for there. Oga let them open boarders for importation of bags of rice and other foodstuffs as well. Nigerians are suffering.

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