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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by Cloudflare: 5:25pm On Apr 19
Jewessgratitud3:


Spot on.

Men are Made to till the ground. Assume your position and stop trying to switch roles.

Relax, fold your hands and keep waiting for a man to come bail you out of poverty.

You'll soon be outdated evening newspaper

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by Cloudflare: 5:21pm On Apr 19
Jewessgratitud3:
A counter thread but you specs set so unrealistic

It is unrealistic for an average Nigerian girl because a broke Nigerian girl doesn't think she's broke, she just thinks she's dating the wrong guy.

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by Cloudflare: 5:13pm On Apr 19
Seun farano disguy nlfpmod justwise sissy

Let's move to fp for wider audience

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Romance / Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Woman? by Cloudflare: 5:07pm On Apr 19
Honestly, why is it so extremely difficult to find these qualities in a woman.

1. Doesn't double date
2. Not into hookup, runz and twerking on tiktok and whatsApp status
3. Independent
4. rich
5. Educated
6. Not a single mother
7. Beautiful
8. Figure 8
9. Romantic
10. Doesn't follow men for money
11. Spend her money on her man and Pampers him
12. Isn't stingy
13. Doesn't have entitlement mentality
14. Tall
15. Doing well for herself
16. Have a good business or a job that fetches her good salary
17. Smart with good sense of humour
18. Virgin
19. Has a car
20. doesn't have only sex to offer

Those are the qualities every sane man wants in a woman, is that too much to ask?

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Celebrities / Re: Nobody Has The Right To Tell Me To Do A DNA Test - Mohbad’s Widow, Wunmi (video) by Cloudflare: 8:59pm On Mar 31
Elzazzi:


Just go and look at the comments from women on blogs anytime DNA is being mentioned. I just shake my head.

I wished Nigeria govt can make DNA test free and compulsory for all families

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Politics / Re: There Is Pressure On Me Not To Develop Benue – Alia by Cloudflare: 6:46am On Mar 31
This is how to know a failure.

The idiot even classified beune as a northern state. What a very foolish governor. Benue has been unfortunate with bad governors with no-brain

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Worships At Dunamis International Church by Cloudflare: 6:43am On Mar 31
Obi is too much

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by Cloudflare: 1:56pm On Mar 30
donbenie:
There's such a thing as Cancer prognosis..
Na your type all these Fake Charlatan Pastors ,dey drain of their life savings..

With all due respect sir, you're a f**l for mistaking everyone as your church type
Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by Cloudflare: 12:22pm On Mar 30
Humans are now God to decide when someone is to live and die
Romance / Re: Tell Mohbad's Dad To Get A Court Order For A DNA To Be Done - Wunmi by Cloudflare: 2:33pm On Mar 29
EreluRoz:
May this type of father-in-law never happen to any woman.
She's smart enough to know it's right to demand for court order before the DNA test else this man will accuse her of manipulating the result.

Thank God the grandson is carbon copy of his late dad


You must be really daf...t

WTF is the girl hiding if she was truly innocent. It's obvious that the child doesn't belong to mohbad. The olosho of a wife knows the real father of that child and it's certainly not mohbad

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Politics / Re: Senegal President Is 44 Yrs, Shame On Those Shouting On Tinubu Mandate We Stand by Cloudflare: 8:11am On Mar 29
yommen:
Trump is 77. Biden is 81. Putin is 71

Stop being senseless, man.

These countries you mentioned that those men are ruling, is Nigeria anything closed to them in sanity and development?

Why would your country have a senseless old man whose brain is dead as president?
Politics / Re: Labour Party Reserves 2027 Presidential Ticket For Peter Obi by Cloudflare: 12:12pm On Mar 28
SoNature:
Peter Obi, LP cannot give you what you need. Learn from the last election. Lobby your way back to PDP and get their presidential ticket.

Nobody can win presidential elections in a party that cannot protect the votes of their candidates. Only APC and PDP have the structure to win presidential election in Nigeria.

Obi cannot get PDP's presidential ticket when Atiku is there. E no possible!

It's better obi remains in LP
Romance / Re: Man Catches Wife Cheating, Handles Situation Like A Real "G" (video) by Cloudflare: 12:26pm On Mar 27
49cents:


He defeated his emotions...other little men will shoot the woman and shoot themselves....others like the silly redpillers will take their pain on the rest of the women folk

Some of you comment while leaving your brain behind.

I guess redpiller now have another meaning because the nonsense you wrote above isn't the definition of a redpiller!
Romance / Re: A Man Body Shame A Lady And This Happened by Cloudflare: 12:53pm On Mar 25
Dear men,

Never ask a girl out twice being it online or physical. Once you talk to girl once and she doesn't answer, she ignores or snubs your request, forget her ASAP and move on to the next girl. For every girl that rejected you there are millions of girls out there ready to and waiting to be banged. No let one idiot make you feel down.

As a man, no dey spend your money on women, spend that money and invest in yourself instead! Then watch her chase after you

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Phones / Re: Police Officers Flaunt Expensive iPhones (Pictures, Video) by Cloudflare: 12:43pm On Mar 25
You mean Phones dey seized from Yahoo boys?

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Romance / Re: A Guy Should Have A House At The Age Of 21/22, So We Ladies Can Stay - Lady(vid) by Cloudflare: 12:36pm On Mar 25
Stop giving stupid idiot hookup girls attention.

If not for hookup and runs, this one for dey see food chop?

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Romance / Re: Man Watches As His Wife Get Her Pucci Tattooed. by Cloudflare: 12:34pm On Mar 25
If you like as a man no do DNA test on all your kids na u Sabi
Romance / Re: “Asking Your Wife For DNA Test Should Be A Criminal Offense” –BBN Rachel by Cloudflare: 12:26pm On Mar 25
I'll urge the Nigerian government to make DNA test Free and COMPULSORY!

Paternity fraud is the biggest scam ever, after DNA test and it is found the Child doesn't belong to man, the court should order the woman to pay the man the sum of #100m with immediate effect.

Na man dey cheat, but na women dey fear DNA test.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said I'm Almost A Sex Addict by Cloudflare: 12:25pm On Mar 25
Oga move on!

That girl has someone else she's attracted to and enjoying sex with. She's tired of you and has since replaced you. Sooner or later she'll make the breakup official. Forget her and move on. Girls full everywhere dude, go out, meet different girls and knack them.

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Romance / Re: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by Cloudflare: 11:58am On Mar 25
Chingyyy878:
Age affects men too. There is age you will reach, your chances of marrying your dream wife reduces.

I know say una go say just have money, but what about those who are not rich ?

This kind of advice has sent so many men to their early graves. While some are frustrated after getting married early.

Which weed you smoke? No go make money stay there and be talking about marrying early with broke Bank account
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by Cloudflare: 5:34am On Mar 24
123yes:
Matter of bringing people back to life is in the hand of God. As believers, we know miracles still happens. Even Jesus Christ our saviour did not heal every one that was sick when he was here on earth.

STFU. Jesus Christ healed everyone who was sick and possessed of the devil.

Chris is a clown for claiming to raise 50 dead people from the dead. What a very careless and unguided statement.
Romance / Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by Cloudflare: 6:48pm On Mar 23
AyobamiOluwole:


Leave this NOSIMP of a thing. I didn't do it based on whether I'm forming Red pill or not. Anger and frustration is a bad thing. Bleep Futures trading and Crypto. Damn. All this wouldn't have happened.

How much have you spent on your mother, sisters and female relatives bro?

He even called you a simp you u no happy!

Doing things for a girl when she didn't asked makes you a bigger simp bro. You're not the only she's seeing. Na turn by turn. It was just your turn to knack you Rush begin perform husband duties

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa, 96 Others Declared Wanted By DHQ (Names & Pictures) by Cloudflare: 1:37pm On Mar 22
Good.

They should also include all the names of those sponsoring terrorism listed by FG

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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Survive This Current Situation In Nigeria by Cloudflare: 1:13pm On Mar 22
9. Avoid poor and broke Nigeria girls if you value your life at this point. They're parasites and liabilities

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Romance / Re: How Women Motivate Men! by Cloudflare: 9:11am On Mar 22
TheFreshVanilla:
So what's a man in his broke/unemployed state looking for in a relationship?

What's a woman in her broke unemployed state looking for in a relationship?

Dude, relationship isn't a Job opportunity. A broke lady shouldn't bother entering a relationship
Romance / Re: How Women Motivate Men! by Cloudflare: 9:10am On Mar 22
VinnyBaba:


Lol,

Ladies got to make Smart choices in their 20's. sad

They have to Choose either to sleep around with RichMen and YAHOO boys for the want of a Enjoyment Life
Or marry an Average Joe and start life with him. smiley


Sadly they want to sleep around with rich men and yahoo boys first and as their clock ticks they will suddenly want a good man to settle down with.

This is exactly why I don't feel pity for SIMPS when their wives brings the pregnancy of another man to their house

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Romance / Re: How Women Motivate Men! by Cloudflare: 9:01am On Mar 22
marlow1962:
Lmao.

Seriously pride, I'm over wise and foolishness is killing our modern ladies. Go to any dating apps and set your filter to 27- 30 upwards, you will be disappointed with what you see.
I'm not dissing them females, but shit they need to up their game, men are no longer stupid (tho we still have some stupid ones too)

Age 18-26
Name= candy berry, shuga berry, Mhiz this Mhiz that, sexy bella, shuga love and other sorts of rubbish names

Bio= I'm sexy bella, I'm fun to be with, I hate nonsense else I go block ur papa, I need pampering, I love going on vacations (on top money wer u no get), I'm open for fun etc.

Age 27-30 above
Candy berry don change her name to the name wer her papa and mama give her.

Bio= I'm understanding, I love cooking, I'm easy going, looking for serious relationship no takers,I want kids, I'm submissive, I'm open minded, I'm independent woman, I'm a caterer, can't settle for less, and other stupid bios

Bitch stfu, u don dy old u don't automatically dy submissive and easy going.
I'm pissed when I see a lady 30years and no single boyfriend talk more of a serious man, like what's going on.

Why do you bambam with your youthful age, then wants to destroy a young made niggas plans for life? You didn't settle for less when you are young, why are you now desperate to settle for less?

I don't just get it


Comrade!

You have said it all in summary!
Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To ₦‎1,382/$ After $7 Billion FOREX Settlement by Cloudflare: 5:50am On Mar 22
Audio!

Quote me when it gets to 260 a dollar
Romance / Re: How Women Motivate Men! by Cloudflare: 9:01pm On Mar 21
Nlfpmod farano disguy justwise

FP for SIMPLETONS to learn
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 9:00pm On Mar 21
Zxcvbnmghtr:


That was why I carefully used the word "MOSTLY". A man's mother is on the hospital bed dying, looking for money to pay bills while his son is spending money on Babes.

A wise mother would disowned such pathetic son!
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 8:59pm On Mar 21
Villa12:
The lady might truly need the money very urgent or important. You don't make conclusion easily

A girl who is probably with another guy And one idiot who haven't eaten since 2 days ago, who needs the money more?

Oga, won't you buy food and eat first to think straight and survive before thinking of sending a girl who's chilling elsewhere 5k? I don't know how some of you SIMPLETONS reason sef
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Cloudflare: 8:55pm On Mar 21
Oshokhai69:


Tales by Moonlight as usual. Are you training to be a writer or something? Omo, your stories are too boring. You have a very long way to go.

Which one is tales by moonlight? Don't you have a shop? Don't people walk into your plaza where your shop is? Dude there are lots of weirdos roaming around the streets of Nigeria and that guy happened to be one. People like that guy can eat poison without knowing you dey say tales by moonlight.

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