Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,161,585 members, 7,847,462 topics. Date: Saturday, 01 June 2024 at 05:59 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Cloudflare's Profile / Cloudflare's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 15 pages)
Crime / Re: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by Cloudflare: 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
stanvesco: Super story. No be Nigerian girls again? Nigeria girls wey like material things like màd. It's like you don't know how easy Nigerian girls get wet between their legs upon sighting a yahoo boy. Dude they don't joke with yahoo boys at all. Just look clean and soft with your iPhone, you're good to go. You can bang any girl bangable (if U even have a car, that's a plus) u don finish work be that. Oga they'll even be pleading and begging to come over to your house (just to come see how beautiful your apartment is, eat and have fun) wetin u dey talk? No be Nigerian girls again? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by Cloudflare: 6:40pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
Sandralight: The choice is yours. You can either Stop sleeping around with guys or continue sleeping around. Na your destiny dem go use do money 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Biafra Rally Took Place In Finland In Simon Ekpa house But He Was Hiding -IPOB by Cloudflare: 8:31am On Jul 12, 2023 |
Damn! Ekpa knwos he is terrorist and a criminal. He knows crowds will be waiting to pick him up at once if he dares show up. The terrorist is currently into hiding in Finland upon knowing what he has done. The FG should reach out to Finland govt and get that terrorist down here 10 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by Cloudflare: 12:15am On Jul 12, 2023 |
OriginalCEO: He is a mumu man. The girl just used the guy catch cruise as she likes. The girl sees him as a maga and a client for billing! |
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by Cloudflare: 6:32pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
TinubuShet: To slap you dey hungry me..why would you give a girl 100k? How much have you given your mother and sisters? Oga you made that girl entitled. This is the result of making a Nigerian girl entitled 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by Cloudflare: 6:30pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
TinubuShet: Shey just dey whine you. Be rest assured that you're not the only one chopping her kpekpus. Guys plenty wey dey Knack her kpekpus with you. You don't need to ask this because she'll definitely lie about it. Use your head bro. Eat that girl until you're tired then dump her sharp sharp and move on 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by Cloudflare: 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
TinubuShet: You made her felt entitled na. Oga Na you cause am. Why would you even think of getting her a phone? Are you her father? What is wrong with you Nigerian men? Despite our preaching here Never to buy a girl phone. Dude this is a phone she will use to call another dude who will Knack her kpekpus back to back. Get sense! Give that phone to your mother, sisters or female relatives in your family. Stop making Nigeria girls entitle 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declears 2 Weeks Seat @ Home by Cloudflare: 11:33am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Damn! Igbo people dey fall my hands big time aswear! What would it take for the SE leaders to go to Finland, discuss with the Finland govt and get this terrorist? Igbo people are losing it. How can a terrorist in far away Finland be controlling an entire region? Igbo people never ready when they're serious they know exactly what to do |
Politics / Re: I Hereby Declare 2week-long Sit At Home In All Biafraland - Mazi Simon Ekpa(PM) by Cloudflare: 11:31am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Depriest2020: Oyeama the former minister of foreign affairs really don't care about the SE. The dude is currently chilling overseas with his beloved family. So se can burn to ashes the man no Send. SE leaders should come together, travel to Finland discuss with their govt and get that terrorist. For now, I don't think the Igbos are serious to end the sit at home issue, when they're serious they know exactly what to do |
Politics / Re: I Hereby Declare 2week-long Sit At Home In All Biafraland - Mazi Simon Ekpa(PM) by Cloudflare: 11:07am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Damn! Igbo people dey fall my hands big time aswear! What would it take for the SE leaders to go to Finland, discuss with the Finland govt and get this terrorist? Igbo people are losing it. How can a terrorist in far away Finland be controlling an entire region? Igbo people never ready when they're serious they know exactly what to do 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Fuel Smuggling Persists In Borders Despite Subsidy Removal – Customs Boss by Cloudflare: 11:00am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Hoelujohn: Obi currently has the spread far more than atiku. If only the court can order for the election votes to be counted then you'll understand what I just said. Dude, atiku is highly overrated same with kwankwaso. The last election revealed this. Atiku no get any spread!!!! He is highly overrated. |
Celebrities / Re: May Yul Edochie Begins Divorce Proceedings Against Her Husband, Yul Edochie by Cloudflare: 10:48am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Blackdeewhy: Long overdue how? Madam if she divorces him, na she lose big time. The new wife will come in and enjoy everything may has worked for with yul. Why don't you Women have sense? Divorce a man especially a polygamous man, alaye na u go lose. A wise woman will guide her home and never allow another woman to reap all she has suffered. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Only God Will Save Tinubu If He Loses In Court – Shehu Sani by Cloudflare: 10:39am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Christistruth03: Are you sure you're following the election tribunal proceedings? Dude, the candidate with the most evidence in court right now is Peter obi, followed by atiku. Tinubu and INEC couldn't provide any reasonable evidence. Infact it was only 1 witness they brought to court and then closed their case. Oga Tinubu couldn't defend himself and his victory in court and he is either going to be disqualified or thrown out of office, whereby obi becoming president. Everything no be my emotions. Follow the election tribunal proceedings to know why Sani said what he said. Tinubu will be kicked out in few months or few weeks time |
Politics / Re: Fuel Smuggling Persists In Borders Despite Subsidy Removal – Customs Boss by Cloudflare: 7:36am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Damn! News has it that the election tribunal might likely order a rerun? This is a silly move. Do they know how much it takes to conduct another election? They should declare obi president of Nigeria ASAP. A rerun isn't necessary else APC will still rig it over and over again 40 Likes 6 Shares |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: APC Govt Planning For Rerun — LP by Cloudflare: 7:34am On Jul 11, 2023 |
Damn! Is the court on colos? Do they know how much it takes to conduct another election? They should stop the joke and declare Obi the president of Nigeria ASAP. A rerun isn't necessary else APC will still rig it over and over again 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Best Ex by Cloudflare: 11:36pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Merry100: This is exactly how poor broke girls talks. Would you ever agree that he spent money on you before? Were.y! You billed him like the runz girl you are, epah chopped your kpekpus and realized you might end his life with billings, he dumped your broke as$ and moved on. You started wailing and lamenting everywhere! Madam he doesn't want you. Move on and stop being daft! 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Best Ex by Cloudflare: 11:31pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Jagungidi: That girl is really a big fool aswear. The guy chopped her kpekpus, dumped her and move on. The Fool couldn't handle the rejection. She was so pain that she had to start creating threads up and down to console herself. She's a Fool abeg and should be ignored 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: My Best Ex by Cloudflare: 11:29pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Merry100: But he spent money on you? In your mind now you're smarter and outplayed him? |
Romance / Re: My Best Ex by Cloudflare: 11:20pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Merry100: Madam move on and stop disturbing us here. U didn't tell us how many times you billed him and how you offered him your kpekpus in exchange for the cash he's been spending on you. Move on!!!! He has forgotten about you since 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Best Ex by Cloudflare: 11:17pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Merry100: E chop your kpekpus Abi e no chop your kpekpus? Forget all these long talks looking for who to deceive and answer the question |
Health / Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by Cloudflare: 1:12pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
izonborn098: Are you normal? Which one is get single mothers and enjoy life? How would a sane man be comfortable with a woman whose kids belongs to another man? U dey ment? Dude avoid single mothers like plague 4 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Why We Fined, Flogged Ladies For Indecent Dressing – Warri Youth Leader by Cloudflare: 1:05pm On Jul 10, 2023 |
Ladyhippolyta88: You mean oloshoism and hookup pays your bills? |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Dress Indecently by Cloudflare: 9:06am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Xwizard: Arrant rúbbish! Keep confusing yourself there. I can see you're really confusing and depressed. My prayers are with you. I hope you get well soon |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Dress Indecently by Cloudflare: 9:04am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Xwizard: If e sure for you reply that guy na. 😂 U left him and started attacking me. Ozour! Reply the guy if you get mind so he can lecture and tutor you. U want to bang a girl because you have abs? In this Nigeria? U think life is Indian Bollywood? |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Dress Indecently by Cloudflare: 9:02am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Xwizard: You're even more childish than I thought. If you build your relationship on money, what then will you do when the money finishes? That mean she'll dump you ASAP for another guy with the cash? Wetin u dey talk sef? You think life is Indian Bollywood or what? Abi u think say life na Korean drama? Dude seems like you're confused! This is my last response to you |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Dress Indecently by Cloudflare: 8:56am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Baronthecelebri: My point exactly!! The guy called xwizard doesn't understand this. He's still a kid |
Politics / Re: Whether You Voted For Me Or Not, I Am Your President - Tinubu (Video) by Cloudflare: 8:52am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Tinubuwins2023e: But Why is the drug lord forcing himself on Nigerians? |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Dress Indecently by Cloudflare: 8:45am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Xwizard: You've finally agreed to my point. They flaunt their body via the indecent dressing in a bid to get customers because they have a good banging body. Na the same thing we dey talk na. I no know why you dey argue blindly. If you like enter gym from morning till night. Get all the abs in the world, oga if you don't have money you just succeeded in wasting your time!!! You think girls will come and bang you because you have abs? Dey play! They dress indecently for a reason and that's because they want money, not your abs! Again I don't even see how this relate to the indecent dressing we're talking about here because the term indecent dressing doesn't apply to a male!!!!!! Oga A guy building up in the gym isn't indecent! A man's body isn't sensitive like a woman's body that is highly sensitive! WTF are you saying again? |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Dress Indecently by Cloudflare: 8:38am On Jul 10, 2023 |
Xwizard: The bolded is just trash! Oga that isn't indecent dressing. You expect the guy to look dry and smells dirty before? Oga the term indecent dressing cannot be used for a male!!! U no dey hear word? And nobody said a girl shouldn't look nice and smells good. No dey misyarn dust again . A girl who exposes her cleavages, Yansh with just pant revealing is what? Who is she flaunting it for? Her ancestors I guess? If you like carry her go put for house, you'll come here to create a thread seeking for our help |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 15 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 47 |