aikfrank:
I need full time developers. Please send me your portfolio (if any), your development skills and how much you will like to earn monthly.

Thanks.

send to where no email or number

makavele:
a simple chat system that works over a group of computers connected via wifi . . . (with no need for internet)

u sure that's not already available chat system on networked computers?

Thanks for this,pls keep them coming will go a long way in encouraging developers

ClassCaptain:
A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an
eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of
₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can
afford)..100 amala,50 naira meat,20 pure
water and 30 naira for madam keep d change.


After Eating succesfully d Voluminous meal
and waiting ,i noticed a rich man in
agbada

. About 50secs later, a man went to
dis richman & told him he lost his wife & need
money...Immediately, d richman gave him a
millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was
shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his
father & needed money 4 burial, this good rich
man gave him a millon naira cheque too
(ehn? Kini mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT)

. I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie
I'll also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I
summoned courage and went to d richman's
front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need
money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile
tears...).whileI was expecting this man to
open his brief case & give me a cheque too,
suddenly I heard a noise


"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T
INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"

This guy been seeing yr threads are a writer,yud make a fine one,pls kip it up

Toks2008:


I paid for the Cobhams sessions, and the very first song we created was "Strong Ting".. .

This is wat got my attention, Cobhams sessions he paid for it, a blind man producing music without eyes, Cobhams didn't say to himself i cant see smebody helep me but he picked up himself and made smethin off his life now today he is married and an International Producer.

If u think u are having it bad many others are having it worse than u but they are persevering and moving forward,u just have to believe many people do not have today, cause God is testing them in times of little,pls always be grateful to God he alone will lift u up possibly with the works of yr hands, so dont be idle do smething keep being busy yr time is coming.

Koredebolololalakotostatinko, guy like this,mehn this is serious abeg wey that my microphone i need to enter studio fast

Op wow, you beautiful, hence the issue,if u were not engaged i would have been interested sharply , anyways keep up the search, you can't just help it, u gonna get what u want, always put it to GOD in prayer.catch u

cool job

adeleks:
Please say something about the condition of the car and put more info about the model if possible. Am interested.

Engine capacity 1.8t

4 plug engine

oK, train and perform na im we want, Mr GUADIOLA OF AFRICA shey u hear, i just dey talk my own o! After d match i can comment not now.

LOCATION LAGOS

PLS CONTACT ME ON - 08140590437

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electronic:
Hey guys i keep seeing job offers here for developers , i am mostly into .Net (C# and MySQL) for now!
But how good should my skills be before i can land a job....I mean what kind of skills are recruiters looking for.
what kinds of independent projects can i complete to prove my competency. thanks alot!!!
any examples would help me gauge my strengths.

Somebody built facebook, instagram, twitter, nairaland, google, yahoo, .... the list goes on it aint about wat u know but hw much u know it, do a project that will solve a need there are about 170 million Nigerians,do u no hw much u gonna make if yr app can be used by just 1 percent of this population, so guy Do a meaningful project post it online let people see it, let employers see yr skill then u won't need to talk too much. SHIKENA

Johninyang:
Hi guys, iam currently in nyana oworo and need a nairalander that could teach me c+,.net,vb.net,javscript.

Drop your name and phone number asap

nyana oworo wat, is that in Lagos or in Nigeria or Kenya , anyways u can teach yrself start from, google w3schools.com or home and learn.com if u have difficulties u can post them here.

gimakon:
Heheheheheheh Heheheheheheh,
My broda, lemme say something. Don't listen to discouragement from people, programming is passion. Professional way of asking the computer to do your bidding, programmers are seen as gods, cos one way or the other they need you to get the job done for them, all you need is skill and knowledge.

Who ever says programmers are poor is the most st**upid person on earth. Go and see countries like Australia, UK, Germany, US where they pay thousands of dollars to people like you and me for just knowing how to program in C.

My sincere advise to you, have a little idea of programming then (if you can) back it up with security(CCIE Security), relocate to a nation like America or Australia, you gonna thank me for the rest of your days on earth here.

Choose from any of these Below :

Robust Banking Application (My Favourite) : C#/ Java / SQL
Security Software : Java /python / C#
Malware Engineering / Exploit : C++ / Asm / pascal/ Python
Web Programming : ASP / Aspx / PHP/ Python
Android Programming : Java. / c# / Python / C++
IOS Programming : C++ /Objective. C / C#

Heil Programmers!

This is a 2011 topic, i guess yr comment will motivate others

tHIS

larisoft:
What's your remuneration like, bro? Except your looking for amateurs, you don't think any developer that knows his onus would be waiting around for some genius to say he has a big idea that will break the market, so he can start brain storming and coding with this genius, do you?

I bow for the guy o! Uno wan pay u dey ask make we drop contact, OP if u really serious bout yr idea u should throw more light i mean there are developers who are ready to follow yr vision but expantiate, wat market do u intend yr program to work for, profit sharing, long term goals, percentage of contribution, things like that, then one can understand u! but meanwhile, MONEY FOR FOR BACK FOR GROUND

y 6k and not a round figure, this your price gat me thinking

mashnino:
Hey guys...

i am a prospective cisco engineer.. i am in my 3rd semester(CCNA 3)

i have learnt of stuffs... Cisco is so cool... i mean.. routing and all..

just so interesting that i am kind of understanding the way networks actually work..

but i just want to ask.. are there good careers that await CISCO engineers..

i promise myself to get to CCNP and maybe CCNA wireless... since wireless is the future

Guy u funny u in third year u do not know yr prospects very good! all the telecoms companies,banks, oil and gas firms in naija who and who runs and manages their network.

All their videos are on youtube, open the video in youtube, copy the url of the video, go to keepvid.com, paste the video url in the search box,click go it will convert the video to mp4 download links if u have IDM in your system, it will takeover the download for u,

My opinion, i assume the unformatted text will be posted in a kind of form and submitted, if so why not use a text editor like jce to edit the text before submission, it will auto format it for u.

My opinion though,

tyconcepts:
How can you contemplate leaving certainty for uncertainty......??

Some musicians who has been in the scene for long now hasn't even blown even with a bomb tied to their chest.

Ha ha ha, epic comment. Now back to u op, u have a passion for music so u wanna quit yr job, y not do a single with a known producer like sheyman,mastercraft,stars, selebobo, or even Don Jazzy and feautue a known artist like wiz-kid and push the track in the radio, do a video be seen let people feel u and know the reaction. At the end it is all about money and putting food on yr table if yr music aint putting food on yr table na u go regret o!
Pls go softly there is alway room for success at the top, guys like Illbliss were bankers b4 music but they thread softly infact doin music on weekends and feeling it in the club will make u know if u have a hit or not. Me self dey enta music small small cause i performed in school but i aint gonna quit my job like that i have to combine both first until one finally becomes priority.

cute babe

davidsmith8900:


I can get u da source code...

SMEBODY wan build app u say u get source code, y nt wait for more info bout the app before u talk of source code

How many u fit do, ok carry on

very funny this should be in the jokes section, Parents make una watch una pikin o!!!!!!!

queency20:
wow cul am ln.

Guy u no check the date wen the topic start? since 2009, are u sure the op is still continuin with this u better go check w3schools.com for javascript tutorials and much more.

missclasssy:
You know what they say, Karma is a biatch......

Op, If what you posted is true, then I would say it serves you right
Not too long ago you opened a thread where you stated that you just had sex with a "married nurse", and now a "married" woman is pestering you just so you could lay with her and you are resisting

Come on, don't be a hypocrite...

Yes i think i read that story, wen the guy was hailing himself for nacking the nurse off course he knew she was married but he went ahead,

Guys be careful of women, u think say u too fine woman go just open leg for u anyhow, na u be the first fine guy she don see, woman or a LADY above 30 that gives u free PUUSSSY without much stress of toasting and u know she should not be doing it, be very careful, they always have a plan, they usualy play along with u for a while getting to know u and collecting yr details then they show the real reason they came for u, either they coarse u not to use condom[na belle them dey find or they try rope rope u LIKE this my CORRECT GUY OP]

Guys women this days nothing goes for nothing o! shine yr eye if u must do use yr condom 24/7 cause girls nr dey smile.

where u dey since,abeg share with us wat is on board o! do nt be like naija developers wen dey chop alone o!

Also Madam try get laptop na, it will really help in yr research online and properly givin feedback to questions asked.internet data bundles are cheap nw or u could use yr phone internet, i dey follw yr thread steadily.

Catered4:


I'm working hard like a slave now to live like a Queen tomorrow.

Wow, epic words u just dropped here Madam,but u already a queen, since i saw yr pix with yr beautiful baby, i must say i thank God for opening yr eyes and u ready to for go all the setbacks to start this, when u start to enjoy yr sweat now, some people will nw start stretching hand out for money 4getting they were the same ones that discouraged u earlier.

Keep up d good work madam, and God bless u with yr Supporting Husband, but i think many women are not focused till they get married, before marriage they are jumping from one biz to the other, trying this or that, after marriage when they are finally settled their eys will nw open to reality that life na hustle,husband can only do his best he cannot kill himself tking care of baby(s) and wife at same time saving money for the future,

So i thank u for openining eyes of ladies here on this thread, and ladies shey una dey see try and get married to that young guy that loves u and grow together nr be say u dey look for money bag, wen money nr dey bag again na u go become liability for the man eye.

ficko:
Please Nairalanders am doing a web development project and am not good with javascript at all so i need someone that is very good with java scripting jquery ajax and other scripting languages, We would be partners and also you get paid. Please you must be living in LAGOS.

Wat do u intend doing, first of all with jquery 4get javascript and ajax, they are built in, u can go to w3schools.com and get the basics of jquery in less than 2 hrs then figure out for yrself hw u intend solving yr project (since i presume u know server scripting languages), if u still cant, then i can be of help drop yr contact below

onosprince:
Oyedepo abeg borrow me key make i open d gates of hell for my wife for jus 5 mins

CRAZIEST COMMENT EVER SEEN, WAOH,