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RomanceRe: “23 & Still A Virgin” – Nigerian Lady Brags, Sparks Reactions Online by Cnach: 8:08am On Apr 21, 2021
punisha:
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FIXED.


Little wonder why Christians in Nigeria are worse than d devil.
I am sure u learnt all these sexual terminologies from pleasing God.
sorry brother, Christians were not made to be timid. there is no science on earth that has happened without its bases on the bible. the bible talks about all he stated or its likes and that's y it is like an instruction manual .
Every pastor knows about all he said above unlike their opposites who pretend but do the worst
PoliticsRe: IPOB/MASSOB Members’ Asylum: FG May Summon British Envoy by Cnach: 7:56am On Apr 21, 2021
raker300:
Life expectancy in Nigeria is too short for me to read all this.

At topic:

The Uk can see thru the charade in Nigeria.

A former iG proclaimed ipob as the protagonists in an attack that the group denied knowledge of while in the same vain, denying a Fulani group’s claim that they actually carried out an attack.

Adding to the vast online trail of ipob.

Even attacks in the southwest Nigeria was blamed on ipob as being the Antagonists cos they feel it’s easier t blame them for everything.

Every right thinking human can see how pathetic it is here in Nigeria
Do u know y it is easier to blame them? bc Ibo elders hate Ibo youths and that's all. In delta, once evening both papa and bobo we are all outside gisting and laughing, no I b ur mate? but for East every papa deyu form especially the one when don get Passat..e no hard go hear I will kill u n no body go ask of u. our elders are too egolistic. they can't support Kalu, how will they allow one small boy like that to start leading them n perhaps and the end he would have control over everyone. guys I just tire for the country, c
Ghana dey hungry me
PoliticsRe: IPOB/MASSOB Members’ Asylum: FG May Summon British Envoy by Cnach: 7:46am On Apr 21, 2021
Oluwamarc:
IPOB/MASSOB members’ asylum: FG may summon British envoy, Ohanaeze, Afenifere back UK



https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ipob-massob-members-asylum-fg-may-summon-british-envoy-ohanaeze-afenifere-back-uk/%3famp
Oga lie, forget the man Kanu get leg pass una. if he was able to predict Nigeria many years ago how then do u believe he doesn't know u would follow him up if the asylum is announced? He must has made plans towards that.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Throws A Divorce Party, Celebrates With Friends by Cnach: 6:26am On Apr 21, 2021
ahnie:
She must have been through hell.
those who really went through hell got no joy to do this , they are still heart broken even till this moment.
this ones na I no fit allow man control me group
PoliticsRe: Wike: No Reasonable Government Will Have Isa Pantami As Minister by Cnach: 6:15am On Apr 21, 2021
Grayoso:
To be honest, all right-thinking Nigerians should not be thinking APC or PDP right now. We are past that stage because the threat is now existential and affects all of us

The Fulani bandits operating in the South currently will not care whether you support APC or PDP so time for Nigerians, for now, to think beyond Party affiliation and confront the grave danger facing us all.
But there is how those guys operate, they feel like any
apc governor is submissive to buhari nd if they attack the state he will protect them. U don hear say herdsmen attacked rivers? when did they started attacking Ebonyi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: ESL: All Six Premier League Teams Withdraw From Competition by Cnach: 6:02am On Apr 21, 2021
openmine:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/56823501
before 5yrs from now it will come back and it will stand, I mean the super league
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of President Buhari At The State House Mosque by Cnach: 7:29pm On Apr 20, 2021
DuBLINGreenb:
May thunder faya Buhari insha'Allah

Wetin the Mumu man dey look book for? Him understand Wetin dem write there?

According to one minister I love so much in this regime; the minister said "dont mind him does he read?"

Na why I want make him be president that minister no fit get god father or listen to Jihadi advisers like bubu or allow himself to be remote controlled like My brother Jonathan
Is a lie Amaechi is not hot at all
In fact they won't allow him finish just 4yrs
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 15k Salary Job....life After Graduation Is Hell by Cnach: 6:32pm On Apr 20, 2021
namiji2598:
Good morning nairaland
Good morning Nigeria


Sometimes when I look back at my self, I was a good student, the best in my department, but after graduation I have learnt that book life is different from street life....
I have been depressed in the past, but i motivate myself and move on.
I have been teaching in one private school like that for two years now hoping job go come yet nothing nothing


Are there people wearing this same shoe of mine? If yes how are u coping
Calm down brother things will be alright. Sometime I do ask myself what exactly was the crime of Nigerian graduates? Those we finished sec school with that did get d opportunity to further their education but started something else are already big in such a way that we can't be measured with them, but in all we thank God. Try and get a skill, during Saturdays or every evening..it going to help
RomanceRe: Guys!! Have You Ever Dated A Married Woman Unknowingly? by Cnach: 6:25pm On Apr 20, 2021
punisha:
Oga u r a disgrace...with a dead sense of humor. A waste of sperm at that. U will die miserably and it is saddening. My post will remain there, kill yourself if it pains u some more.
I find it difficult to even understand what u write which makes me know that u have never acquired education at any level.
I'm not the cause of your sadness. kpele o sadist.
People are enjoying the stories and two of u are here abusing each other. U see this life? It doesn't worth the seriousness we are giving it. Be happy at all cost and push life forward
RomanceRe: Guys!! Have You Ever Dated A Married Woman Unknowingly? by Cnach: 6:09pm On Apr 20, 2021
NovusHomo:
You need to go collect your money from whatever school you attended. grin
Unfortunately to u that guy maybe very intelligent. Someone may just type trash being in a hurry to post either bc of the sweetness of the topic or some other reasons. Do u know ur phone alone can Bleep u up? I never see phone when stubborn for abreviation reach Samsung
RomanceRe: Guys!! Have You Ever Dated A Married Woman Unknowingly? by Cnach: 6:02pm On Apr 20, 2021
GeneralPula:
After Lagos state, delta state girls are the 2nd interms of population on inmsg App..
My brother no take our glory,
Na bc say every one dey like use Lagos na that one make u thinks say LAG plenty pass us for there, na we get am
RomanceRe: Guys!! Have You Ever Dated A Married Woman Unknowingly? by Cnach: 5:59pm On Apr 20, 2021
Morientez:
Mine was on two occasions.. first was at omoku Rivers state.. saw her on sunny afternoon so I decided to try my luck..
Approached her collected her capa code (phone number).. told her will call later in the day, then i left..
Got home dat same day then i decided to call her.. Called her and we got talking and I get to find out dat she was a student of college of education there in omoku.. During our discussion i notice something fishy on the background.. Was hearing ynaring.. Ynaring.. Uwaaa.. Uwaaa.. (baby cry) na so I japa oh
E must always be South at most.
Omo devil fall put for ourside
RomanceRe: Guys!! Have You Ever Dated A Married Woman Unknowingly? by Cnach: 5:55pm On Apr 20, 2021
UsmanFodio:
Yes, I have done that before unknowingly when I was a copper in Delta State. She lied that she is a single mum

I will never advise anyone to marry from Delta state . Especially Warri, Urhobo, Ughelli and Environs. Those women can Bleep for Africa
U still put Uhrobo join
All the places u mentioned are my dear urhobo nah..our girls get hot body especially when money dey but the good ones still dey.
I shout for my gf that year as I run am finish she stand up tell me say pastor called her that they should go for deliverance. I ask am wether she no dey fear devil? Omo we no just value that thing, e get y
EducationRe: Pictures Of University Of Cape Coast, Ghana. by Cnach: 5:47pm On Apr 20, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
Hmn dis Ghana don dey get liver small small fah! oshocked
It just that they are experiencing the same turn around like Ebonyi State. Maybe the both elected good leaders.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidential Election: Tinubu's Posters Spotted In Ikoyi, VI & Allen by Cnach: 3:30pm On Apr 20, 2021
hollah123:
if Dem pick u up to come n prove your allegations now u will start crying victimisation again,I won't b surprised if the same person condemning this thief is supporting Atiku,Orji n co
just like they hv picked u up for all the ones wey u don talk. see kettle dey call pot black. all of us na one for this NL, e no get any person wey dey innocent. thank God say buhari has no business with smart phone if not we no go receive NIN walahi
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidential Election: Tinubu's Posters Spotted In Ikoyi, VI & Allen by Cnach: 3:25pm On Apr 20, 2021
BigShishi:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CN4v0CeBHUE/?igshid=1bcranuon7gxq
Tribalism may damage this country.
But if Erufia should be projected by North for vp...my Brother I have not seen any southern politician who would survive him as his principal than the so called Tinubu, the reason being that Tinubu has no conscience and same with Eru. both can clear million humans to get a chalk at the other side
PoliticsRe: 144 Nigeria Police Officers Arrive Somalia To Boost Their Security by Cnach: 3:16pm On Apr 20, 2021
Becksblog:
https://africa.cgtn.com/2021/04/19/144-nigerian-police-officers-arrive-to-boost-security-in-somalia/
I never see country wey dey jonsu reach Somalia.
are they using their television only for African magic and zeeworld? dem no dey read news ni?
better call Chadian guys for help
PoliticsRe: Mike Ejiofor: Military Intimidated In South-East, Ebube Agu Has No Support by Cnach: 3:11pm On Apr 20, 2021
Faber:
Na so all man will be claiming Biafra is an online country and e go do them vaam for eye... Biafra will happen live.

Wike don talk am say he knows they will come for him when he leaves office. That's why he packed out of government house. That he is getting prepared grin grin

So na true say he is been sleeping in Barracks of late grin
Kia, some of us here are just wicked
A sitting governor sleeping in the barracks ??
PoliticsRe: MIURIC Demands Shari’ah Courts In South West & Edo - Ishaq Akintola by Cnach: 3:05pm On Apr 20, 2021
ThEGodFaThEr102:
Oponu ni e, how dare you go against what Tinubu said?. He stated that "Fulanis and Yorubas are one".
Guy this picture wan scatter my ribs
But u know say u mumu shaa, they went for a function probably traditional marriage and not bowing for Jagaban. Nairalanders get wahala. if the hatred between Ibos and Yorubas in nairaland is just real Lagos for dey boil every day o...but it can never happen till I leave this earth at least
PoliticsRe: Why Pantami Must Resign Or Be Sacked- Punch Editorial by Cnach: 1:51pm On Apr 20, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
DSS is quite a failed agency
Bro no dey think of the country
I'm trying to abstain from any thing politics news bc nothing better is coming out.
are u talking about DSS what about Senate with many Doctorate degree holders o
SON is there o but every processed food is reducing in quality and quantity yet very sharp increase in price.
I'm always moved to ask, what is their work exactly.
Do u hear about their jumbo pay? what's their work ?
PoliticsRe: Why Pantami Must Resign Or Be Sacked- Punch Editorial by Cnach: 1:47pm On Apr 20, 2021
helinues:
What exactly should I ask them?
bro ask them to run brain test for u. That's the only thing u need. at least to certain ur level of sanity.
PoliticsWe Have Abandoned Fulani Caliphate-coalition Of South,middle-belt by Cnach(op): 12:24pm On Apr 20, 2021
We Have Abandoned Fulani Caliphate, Now On Our Own— Coalition Of South, Middle-Belt Regions

According to him, this decision follows the expiration of the 30 days of consultations with elected officials from the Alliance Territories after an initial 90-day period of notice given to the Federal Government on December 16, 2020.

BY SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORKAPR 19, 2021

Following the Constitutional Force Majeure given to the Nigerian Government, the Nigerian Indigenous Nationalities Alliance for Self Determination, NINAS, says its members (South and Middle-Belt regions), have moved on with their sovereignties.


This was disclosed in a statement issued by the world leader, Professor Banji Akintoye, during the NINAS World Press Conference on Saturday.

Professor Banji Akintoye

According to him, this decision follows the expiration of the 30 days of consultations with elected officials from the Alliance Territories after an initial 90-day period of notice given to the Federal Government on December 16, 2020.


The statement explained that, at the expiration of the said 90-day period of notice, no formal contact or statement was made by the Federal Government of Nigeria in response to the December 16, 2020, proclamation.

It also stated that the governors of the states in the Alliance Territories were advised to liaise with one another and send bills to their various state Houses of Assembly and work with the assemblies to pass laws by which they assume responsibility, power and control over most of the subject matters contained in the 68 items federal exclusive legislative list of the 1999 Constitution.
He said this was, however, not complied with.

Consequent to this, the group said it had overpowered and delegitimised the "monstrous" 1999 Constitution and have fully activated their inalienable right to self-determination.

It read, “NINAS has now abandoned the carcass of the defunct Federation of Nigeria to the Fulani Caliphate, and moved on with their sovereignties (hitherto  forcefully  hijacked and confiscated by the illicit Federal Government of Nigeria that emerged from the Catastrophic Bloody Fiascos of 1966 — 1970), towards fresh constitutional protocols as willing, compatible contiguities  in unfettered self-determination.”

The group also said December 16, 2020, Joint Multi-Regional Constitutional Force Majeure has “defeated the fraudulent 1999 constitution and therefore unhinged the legal basis of unitary Nigeria.


“It is in this regard that NINAS is now informing the political merchants of the South and Middle-Belt across all the political parties in Nigeria, that any decision by them or their political parties to go another round of national elections in 2023 will be interpreted as a clear-minded choice to help the enemy preserve the 1999 Constitution and this will mean sabotaging the self-redemption initiative of their people.

“NINAS strongly advises the political parties and political merchants in the alliance territories not to put themselves on a head-on collision with the peoples of the territories in their quest for self-preservation via self-determination.  

“Going forward, since the two tiers of government in Nigeria have abandoned the populace to their fate, NINAS’ action train now moves to the people.

“The NINAS train of consultations and engagements will today, April 17, 2021, move on to the peoples of Nigeria, especially in the alliance territories, who collectively own the sovereignties forcefully consolidated and hijacked by the Nigerian state via the Instrumentality of the imposed and fraudulent constitutional arrangements of 1999.  

“Accordingly, NINAS hereby declares 120 days of consultations commencing today, April 17, 2021, with the peoples of the alliance territories with dedicated sessions for various segments of the Nigerian society, the diplomatic community and the international community. In this period, all segments of the Nigerian society in the alliance territories {should} be consulted and engaged with the NINAS propositions as outlined in the December 16, 2020, constitutional force majeure proclamation.”

NINAS further encouraged its members in the diaspora to organise town hall meetings in their countries of residence to discuss and disseminate constitutional force majeure related information as it is being done in Nigeria.  

However, the group stated that if the demands of the constitutional force majeure remain unaddressed by the Federal Government by mid-August 2021, “NINAS will proceed with the ‘Activation of Reconsideration of Allegiance to the Repudiated 1999 Constitution' and commence processes of the orderly interment of that constitution within the context of the self-determination imperative for the constituent nationalities components of Nigeria.

“Let it be noted that in response to Interventions by people of goodwill from within and outside Nigeria, including foreigners who are sympathetic to Nigerians for their horrifying plight, NINAS will in the interest of our peoples, be willing to reopen the window of dialogue and engagement with the two tiers of government in Nigeria if they turn up in course of the 120 days of consultations with the peoples of Nigeria and the international community."
FamilyRe: "His Manhood Is Too Big" — Woman Begs Zamfara Court To Dissolve Her Marriage by Cnach: 12:00pm On Apr 20, 2021
fergie001:
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let me tell u thing with Aisha
She is wise above those who had engaged her for marriage. She hate their straight way of just going in without any touch or romantic moves. to be clear way she need is far from her region, relocation would help her. The courage she summoned has not been found in a woman before now in those places. relate to her level of open eye
Christianity EtcRe: YouTube Needs Prayers – Prophet TB Joshua (Video) by Cnach: 10:54am On Apr 20, 2021
Khd95:
abeg make this one go find somehwere sit down

all the countless killings of christians across the country, we no hear him voice, dem shut down his money making enterprise, he is now whining huh
Have u ever try knowing the history of people or even their life style? make we stop this our rubbish mentality o
If u go through what TBJ went through just for a month in hands of Nigerians I swear u won't be coming to any public place.
pĺus, aren't u seeing how gentle the man has appeared? so if u call other men of God businessmen u still put TBJ in same pocket. How many churches does he have across the country? have u ever listen to him at all? guy u no try o
Christianity EtcRe: YouTube Needs Prayers – Prophet TB Joshua (Video) by Cnach: 10:40am On Apr 20, 2021
AllenSpencer:
Nigeria's self acclaimed men of God always believe their insanity sell outside Africa

Where you can tell someone to go bring his first month salary as first fruit grin grin grin Or be slapping someone in the name of deliverance.

That was how the Sango Otta dwarf was abusing and assaulting a girl the other day, in the name of deliverance,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XfvOUUYf-8
if ur mouth no kill u, long life awaits u
Music/RadioRe: Burna Boy & Don Jazzy In The Studio Working Together (Video, Photo) by Cnach: 9:54am On Apr 20, 2021
MimiBiggs:
The Grammy winning award burna boy paid a visit to Mavins studio to work on what to be is going to be track of the year axcording to insiders


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T2Fs7o-kMw
imagine wetin go dey inside that bag wey burna carry so
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels In Hospital For An Operation, Ned Nwoko Stands By Her Side by Cnach: 9:50am On Apr 20, 2021
Netanya:
I thought if one is expecting a successful surgery , is better to keep the news away from public.
She know say Nigeria village people no dey see oyibo doctor back. the remote hardly work as coincidence is very less
PoliticsRe: Isa Pantami: Arewa Consultative Council Issues Statements (photos) by Cnach: 8:04am On Apr 20, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
Isa pantami is going no where
Guess where the terrorists he was accused of supporting are operating in Nigeria
As per me we leave this matter, u wear the cap go feel the pains
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Blasts Indians Over Maltreatment Of Blacks by Cnach: 6:27am On Apr 20, 2021
ThreeBlackBird:
OK. So the problem is, not so many are as privileged as you may be. Since they wouldn't steal, they have to do the job to make ends meet. People would do unimaginable things to remain alive and not stave of hunger.

The government is supposed to protect these set of people from human right violation and breach of their labour law rights which make be exploited by these employers of labour. That was why those laws were made.
The same thing that made not to still would have be the same thing that should prompt them not to work for those guys. there are still other works, businesses and many more. U may receive less but at least have rest and respect, feel like a human being and not a used cargo. But many Nigerians but the educated and none educated just love that thing
where u dey?
I'm in my office, e follow dey kill us
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Dollar Videos: Police Storm Daily Nigeria In Search Of Jaafar Jaafar by Cnach: 6:13am On Apr 20, 2021
Kingpee2:
I wanted to say we should sell this country then I remembered no one will be willing to buy ,we should just dash it to Somalia jeje..Report a criminal to the police then watch out how the police will end up arresting the reporter ...
I tire o
police and FG that suppose to protect such person o but hell no they will b at the fore front hunting for him. nawa o
CrimeRe: Three Injured As Herdsmen Invade Osun Community by Cnach: 9:16pm On Apr 19, 2021
BigDick70inch:
Oluwa!!!!what exactly is happening in my state??

So......herdsmen r done with Ogun and they r down to osun.......

All because......Ooni couldn't call a spade a spade on this people Oga Ooo........

God bless Sunday Igboho for living up to protect Ibadan Oo.......

Modified......

No coward Igbo should quote me Oo....
Perhaps.......

Nigeria would have won double gold medal..............just only if OJUKWU & KANU had represented at Olympic!!!! cheesy
U go too get bad mouth o
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Blasts Indians Over Maltreatment Of Blacks by Cnach: 8:53pm On Apr 19, 2021
ThreeBlackBird:
His confidence level is 100. This guy and his friends must have really suffered in the hands of Indians who have become used to exploiting blacks even in their own land.

I don't just know what kind of a country this is. No retaliatory measures to keep the Indians in check by the government, labour law seems not to exist. They come to work in Nigeria and still enslave our own people on our own soil. Sad.

Igbo and Yoruba amaka will tear each other apart on some of the most unreasonable affairs but breeze through this thread in a more relaxed manner waiting for the next thread to fight.
are those who work for them goats?
aren't they feeling the pains of that maltreatment?

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