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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Unveils Deadly New Anti-submarine Drone( Pics, Video) by Cnach: 10:13pm On Sep 28, 2021
BKayy:
China will defeat US.
The reason why China will defeat USA is simple. USA designed herself to be the best while China designed herself for the past decades to beat US. All their Ammunitions are designed for specific US arsenal. None is a general machine. Each is an anti-specific US machine.
Who tell u say US dey sleep since? Them no dey make noise o. E dey like NA and boko haram, Nigeria army go make noise finish boko go still kill them in good number

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Crime / Re: Cultists Kill, Behead & Use Man's Head To Play Football In Anambra State by Cnach: 9:56am On Sep 28, 2021
Simdyofficial:
Do you know how many people he might have killed also.. Fear cult guys sha..
Na truth u talk o, if they catch normal person wey just provoke them or carry their babe na panel beating go end am, if na their normal opposition wey d crime na only say him dey another group dey fit silence am leave am. But to kill person come dey jubilate over the corpse that guy be don touch plenty blood

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Can't Cook But Was Challenged To Cook & She Made Cooking Fun by Cnach: 9:50am On Sep 28, 2021
Bigflamie:
Nice one from the Dj, but @op the pics are damn too many, i think few pics should've been enough.
Abeg no dey complain for everything. Op followed her cooking procedures, say akolades

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Crime / Re: Court Convicts Two Men For Raping Minors In Cross River by Cnach: 9:25am On Sep 28, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Men! Every man as at one time or the other molested a girl.

They say it's nature.

Which kind talk be this? Me cnach wey dey fear ladies dey go touch pikin? I no sure for u o
Romance / Re: Help I'm About To Marry A Choleric Woman by Cnach: 9:16am On Sep 28, 2021
zeenaman:
You are hot tempered and you want God to bless you with an innocent, cool hearted woman? Who will now marry the cool hearted men? Work on yourself, bro and stop looking for who'll complement your imperfection.
Na God go help me bless u. Somebody has what people are scared of n u are even proud saying out side instead going for deliverance

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Romance / Re: Help I'm About To Marry A Choleric Woman by Cnach: 9:10am On Sep 28, 2021
Ok before u be dey find one cool girl wey u go carry hot temper kill abi? Bros e no work, na this one fit u and na this one u go marry. Who give u the hotness? Who tell u say e no get stop? Na this one u go marry. God forbid any good girl suffer wetin she no know

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Railway Revolution (Pictures) by Cnach: 8:43am On Sep 28, 2021
ClassicMan202:


That train doesn't go more than 150-180km/h



Technically.. grin just like they technically defeated Boko Haram and?
The thing be say most of una never even enter the train. Which one be 150-180km/h? If u try exceed 80km/h with that thing the kind bush u go get ur self na only God go save u
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Railway Revolution (Pictures) by Cnach: 8:32am On Sep 28, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
Same trains that always break down in bandit territory??
Guy na just once nah
U know what they are improving
When I finish service I say make I enetr train from kano come mount Lagos. As I heard it was always 3days journey but na straight one week we spent for Bush, Monday come reach Saturday morning.
But the last time I followed it, tgat was 2019, na just 3days. They are coming up, but forbid any thing like economy class if u are coming from north if not u go die well

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Politics / Re: 2023: Osinbajo’s Presidential Posters Flood Osun by Cnach: 8:22am On Sep 28, 2021
helinues:


So we have been hearing and reading .

Buhari can never be president , but he is already 6th year as president
Abeg forget them.
Some people self will put it like God will never allow such but they never knew God don't select national leaders, if there is any one that does then is Satan

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Politics / Re: Resolution Of The Northern State Governors Forum Meeting by Cnach: 8:15pm On Sep 27, 2021
anataala:
Are they not from the North. If Nigeria is divided today where would Platue and Bunue be? Certainly Norther part of Nigeria. You don’t have problem SS,SE&SS came together as an umbrella talk with one voice but you have problem fo the North to speak with one voice. Haba use your common sense
How benue take be north? Even Taraba is not a core north, check them they stand out let alone benue state. Is it in boundary or culture, religion or what?

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Politics / Re: Resolution Of The Northern State Governors Forum Meeting by Cnach: 8:10pm On Sep 27, 2021
Tribune still dey use Twitter?
Any way, one way forward in Nigeria is to let north and south stand separately. It has reached a generation where north and southern Nigeria can never be one or work together. Divide the country into two. North and South has nothing in common, not in reasoning, religion, culture, education, constitution, no relating factor at all. They can't work together any more unless if South agree to be fool and keep jeopardizing with the future of their youths bc I know north can never be such fool

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Family / Re: What Weird Experience Have You Had With A Pregnant Woman? by Cnach: 5:30pm On Sep 27, 2021
God knows say I prefer road to house..na on the go be my second name

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Business / Re: Businesses In Nigeria Must Accept E-naira Payment, CBN Warns by Cnach: 1:49pm On Sep 27, 2021
nairabacks:


It's on a block chain.
Your transactions are viewable on a public or not ledger. Also you can be automatically taxed, fined at the push of a button.
And if you misbehave FG can order your money deleted. wink
Guy u mean am? Delete person money?
We no go gree
Business / Re: Businesses In Nigeria Must Accept E-naira Payment, CBN Warns by Cnach: 1:47pm On Sep 27, 2021
SarkinYarki:
Emeiefele is a stack idiot sha .....what us the difference between this his e naira and the Epayments we are already using ....
Dey do ur work jareh no mind the mumu, make him come my store come talk am. Like say dey wan share the e-money give everybody
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Jobs That Will Soon Be Gone For Good by Cnach: 1:44pm On Sep 27, 2021
Olodo24:
Regular taxi drivers are going extinct truly. Only a few old school people are still using them now. Bolt and Uber has taken over
I dey enter everybody bc this topic dey vesi
U self where u dey stay? U dey judge whole Nigeria by lekki, vgc, island ni? Oya come down to from Benin dey go reach warri.
How taxi driver go dey go extinct country dey better abi e dey worst
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Jobs That Will Soon Be Gone For Good by Cnach: 1:37pm On Sep 27, 2021
chariisGRACE:
Painting: With the introduction of wallpapers and wall tiles, the painting profession has been wearing a sad face. (minimally tho)

Automobile mechanic: It nay take time in this part of the world, but in years to come, it will fade. (Electric cars)
No car holds without mechanical components. Shey tire no go dey? Shey propeller no go come. The only difference is replacing the combustion engine with a rugged electric motor and fuel tank with batteries. But at least 65% of the mechanical components we have today in vehicles would still be there.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Jobs That Will Soon Be Gone For Good by Cnach: 1:31pm On Sep 27, 2021
xpressionx:
These jobs will still be available in analogue Nigeria for the next 70years
I'm afraid of Africa..how do we think?
Have spent an hour just to see the bank teller he is castigating in alaba UBA but e never work o. No bus driver in Lagos state go home with less than 5k daily.
Op u dey live ur life on paper shaa.
Na for secondary school one corper told me that soon if I walk into banks I would see only but robots doing human works. I don graduate since o, my mama self still dey bank. People can use anything to deceive people into doing what they want shaa

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Politics / Re: David Umahi Welcomes Wife, Rachel, At Enugu Airport After Vacation Abroad by Cnach: 9:48am On Sep 27, 2021
Jerryherd:
cool



With his wife looking like a giant sumo wrestler he just had to respect himself and come and welcome her in Enugu or get the beating of his life when they get home

Obianno is a Simp, same as Umahi and Ugwuanyi.. their wives discipline them at will

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How u take know?
U don't know who is Umuahia o..among all the eastern governors no one rugged reach that crook wey u dey see so o. U no too know am shaa
Politics / Re: Northern Governors Meet On VAT Today, SANs Berate Malami by Cnach: 8:50am On Sep 27, 2021
SmartPolician:


Malami is not a disgrace, oga. Malami represents the federal government. Being a party in this case, you don't expect him to be fair. BTW, by now you should have known that there's nothing fair and just about Nigeria.
You are very wrong. The first work of he is even international matters. He is the one to defend Nigerian in case of any international case. Secondly, to make legal documents for the federal government in case of purchase and other agreements. he is in no way to work for the executive as he is doing, but to be a guru who is to settle any case as the one at hand now looking directly and strictly into the constitution of Nigeria without even 0.01 twist of it. But his work right now has been limited to attorney general of the executive.
Politics / Re: Northern Governors Meet On VAT Today, SANs Berate Malami by Cnach: 8:43am On Sep 27, 2021
ThankUJesus:
Lagos state does not produce anything aside Egbero, Rivers does not produce anything aside Cultist, they want to collect VAT from imported goods, turn your State to production state and collect your VAT, but wait for federal government to import and go back door to collect VAT is RUBISH, Lagos should VAT Egbero and Rivers their own CULTIST
Says he that never travel
Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch: I've Been Cooked Up In A House For Months; Never Got Asylum To Canada by Cnach: 8:37am On Sep 27, 2021
Halopy:
Our major problem is not our leaders but we the people. The continued silence when being oppressed. If only we can get a thousand of dj switch, a thousand of Rinu, a thousand of igboho, so that when one is incarcerated nine hundred and ninety nine are back on the street, we will not be where we are today as a country. But once one is arrested, we all keep quiet. It's never a sign of seriousness. I don't see the freedom we seek coming so soon
As long as we lack education nothing works in Africa. People limited educating to learning how to read, write and speak English language but the paramount of it which is rationalism is neglected. People goto school and engage them selves with any type of jumping jumping in the campus without sitting up to to study and have an enlarged brain with experience after all they always get cheered by dumb friends of theirs after speaking a well decorated English. O ya take a look at Nairaland and in this topic particularly, do u see how many people writing well but could not think well? These are the enemies of the people. They don't think rather they depend on those who think and get the truth but twist it and feed them because they are dumb..they have no choice than moving on with it. In essence, these are political tools to Nigeria politicians.
Have u seen a well educated somebody supporting these government? There is none..u can check it
Education / Re: NDA Dismisses 18 Cadets For Exam Malpractices, Brutality, Indiscipline by Cnach: 6:13pm On Sep 26, 2021
LaserWr:
Check well they are southerners.
Exactly my thought
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole & Wife, Iara At Hosa Okunbo's Service Of Songs In The UK (Pictures) by Cnach: 6:08pm On Sep 26, 2021
blamingthedevil:


first picture is a photoshop....look at the bench
Photo what?
That's light reflection jareh.
If one is Photoshop all are Photoshop and if one is real all are real. Na everything them dey Photoshop?
Politics / Re: Zamfara Banditry: 2 Ex-Governors Indicted, 15 Emirs To Be Removed by Cnach: 4:26pm On Sep 26, 2021
NOwazobia:
There is still a cover up on this report.

I am coming to explain what i meant when they are ready to actually disclosed the complete details and their level of involvement.

They ain't ready yet.
God bless you my brother
And e be like from ftc u are being the first person who read the story. Others na topic them them comment on. I can't believe I wasted my time reading this. When they are ready to tell us the sponsors they will let us know. As per now, they are telling us rubbish

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Recovers 3300kgs Of Drugs During Raids, Arrests Ten Suspects by Cnach: 2:16pm On Sep 26, 2021
Charmingrascal:
What is 100 Level Poly students?
At least he tried. What are Nigeria lecturers teaching that one may be able to master English language? Abeg leave matter
Politics / Re: Buhari asks G20 to cancel Nigeria’s debt after fresh $4bn, €710m loan request by Cnach: 2:11pm On Sep 26, 2021
Seniorwriter:


Your toxic quote to my comment as to denounce the false reasoning some peeps have as regards china taking over Nigeria is not new to me. Get a life.

Deep Quote:
Toxicity in words is a reflection of mindset!


@SENIORWRITER
Ah Jesus!
Do u really writes? As in u don't study English language any more? One can't read even the smallest comment of urs once and get the the gist without being oppressed by your calamity of grammar. I wish u a senior writer but for now u are a lighter. Study bro
Religion / Re: Godwin Ebuka Ebenezer: Best Graduating Student Of NPA Salutes God Of Chosen by Cnach: 2:00pm On Sep 26, 2021
peteregwu:


He is the same God we call the God of chosen and his name is Jesus christ. Na wa for you self. We call him The God of chosen because of the name of the ministry, the Lord's Chosen (the God of chosen). Haba!
Stop wasting ur time trying to educate envious creature

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Plots Brother, Mohammed Halilu Modi's Emergence As Adamawa Governor by Cnach: 1:12pm On Sep 26, 2021
If rochas certificate of return was given to him immediately he threaten to unveil a secret then forget it, that guy is already adamawa governor. Aisha has the power
Health / Re: DNA Paternity Testing Coming To Lekki In October by Cnach: 1:09pm On Sep 26, 2021
Ah ah oga, fear God nah. No be only say u wan bring the lab but u still go reduce the price by 75%, wetin?
Any way e better make u make am mobile clinic if not u go see the gender way wicked pass
Politics / Re: See The Current Price Of Cooking Gas In Awka , Anambra by Cnach: 7:19am On Sep 26, 2021
SarkinYarki:
Gas is not measured in litre though..
Marketing is not about English language it about making money. Beside they just converted a normal pms pump to gas pump and so the reason you see litre instead of kg

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Loses To Oleksandr Usyk By Unanimous Decision by Cnach: 7:14am On Sep 26, 2021
Pidginwhisper:
AJ is a fraud!! He doesn’t deserve to hold the title. He got rocked by a cruiserweight boxer from beginning to the end in front of home fans. He’s a disgrace to that division. He won’t last 5 rounds against either Wilder or Fury. Such a bum.
Was it such bad?
Sports / Re: Lawrence Okolie Knocks Out Prasovic To Retain WBO Cruiserweight Title by Cnach: 7:10am On Sep 26, 2021
Lawrence, nicknamed "The Sauce" is a British boxer born to Nigerian parents.

They don collect this one from us o

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