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PoliticsRe: NCFront: We Are Working To Dislodge APC & PDP In 2023 — Third Force Coalition by Cnach: 5:53pm On Apr 19, 2021
nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi



https://www.independent.ng/were-working-to-dislodge-apc-pdp-in-2023-third-force-coalition/
and import saints from Isreal.
see their faces
mtcheeeew
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Gets Extra Sleeve Tattoo (Photos, Video) by Cnach: 1:20pm On Apr 19, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright


Ogbeni enjoy the moment. .....make you leave the future alone
In nine years what?

This life way he be say our tomorrow nor even sure ....na im we go dey worry about nine years time
MY brother man u dey there...person never even sure say tomorrow go meet am.
We no go come go kill our selves, anything tomorrow bring we go see am like that. people wey no draw tattoos them dey go for beauty contest at 50?
PoliticsRe: Why More International Firms Prefer Ghana To Nigeria by Cnach: 1:11pm On Apr 19, 2021
helinues:
I really don't get the gist about all the news with Nigeria Vs Ghana eish.

Nigeria is not in any competition with Ghana.. Even though we do not share border but they are more closer to Nigeria than Benin and Chad.

In West Africa, After Nigeria is Ghana..

We will always wish Ghana all the best as they have been wishing us from time immemorial
A hypocritical creature must stand at ur back bc u are second to none.
It go clear u one day
PoliticsRe: Aisha Mani: Emir Of Katsina Marries Off Christian Teenager To Abductor - HACFO by Cnach: 11:28am On Apr 19, 2021
helinues:
To start with, have you confirmed the authentication of this news from other credible sources?

No be everybody dey emotional carry away like some people who dey sink any news without verification
calm down man.
Other news u don yab people on top show us ur confirmation tools wey u carry confirm them.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Mani: Emir Of Katsina Marries Off Christian Teenager To Abductor - HACFO by Cnach:
helinues:
Of course , this kind of news must be from SR
U already knew their pattern of report bc they have cleared their eyes on exposing the atrocities you commit. can they write any thing better? can they said anything truthful once they are on your toes? Those who feed on others dismay I discourage myself from liking
PoliticsRe: The Identities Of BDC Operators Arrested For "Transferring Funds To Boko Haram" by Cnach: 11:14am On Apr 19, 2021
GOFRONT:
Thank God .......Fowl yansh don begin open one by one
As in u believed Garba Shehu?
you are on your own o
PoliticsRe: Before I Fled Boko Haram’s Den, Many Chibok Schoolgirls Were Pregnant – Escapee by Cnach: 6:50am On Apr 19, 2021
UstazAhmed:
This one has been paid by PDP and Christian South to talk nonsense as usual. So within three weeks you were kidnapped you had already seen the chibok gehs get pregnant, just so soon or where you among the chibok girls? How did you know they were chibok gehs? This lady in a sane society has to be interrogated. These are hate speeches fuelling anarchy in Nigeria and undermining our gallant Army's progress.
listen to yourself
he wouldn't have seen them with their pregnancy bc 3weeks it equivalent to 3 seconds in ur side..l wondered how he managed to know they were CG when he was kidnapped from Jupiter and was camped in mars, rubbishes...
PoliticsRe: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Cnach: 6:36am On Apr 19, 2021
Invitationn:
It'll be really dumb.
I mean, joke will be on them.
I have noticed how politicians create and twist narratives to confuse ill-informed Nigerians.
They know certain people will see through the narrative and will never take them seriously but, politics is a game of numbers; it's about what the majority believes.
That's why the cheapest propaganda still flies in Nigeria.
Too many uneducated people...even the educated ones don't know how things work and are too lazy to find out.
so u are educated and you hv got no concern over the countries economy but the campaign and election coming up next two years?
sometimes l begin to see meaning in rude boys talks of calling apc supporters zombies, nawa o.
Any way, even herdsmen were educated on how to carter for their cows..so...rubbishes
PoliticsRe: Wike Defends Obaseki’s ₦60 Billion Printing Claim by Cnach: 6:29am On Apr 19, 2021
Tigaromil:
Pdp will use this one for campaign.
are u serious? so in your small mind pdp or any other political party will be looking for facts to use during their campaign in a country ruled by A PC? even a toddler will flaw them nah, no be apc again?
PoliticsRe: Okorocha: South South Governor, Emir Ensured My Release From EFCC Custody by Cnach: 5:18am On Apr 19, 2021
Jerryherd:
undecided



Wike, and Emir of Kano

His own people from his region didn't even bother saving him, instead they were mocking him


.
South East governors come to his aid? u never understand what IPOB and NK are passing through in their hands
PoliticsRe: PDP Asks DSS To Probe Pantami, Seeks Minister’s Sack by Cnach: 11:49pm On Apr 18, 2021
Ammishaddai:
The same too will play itself out here. Just watch. Pantami will be the scape goat for APC's 2023 sacrifice
oya let's watch
PoliticsRe: PDP Asks DSS To Probe Pantami, Seeks Minister’s Sack by Cnach: 11:37pm On Apr 18, 2021
Ammishaddai:
I'm talking about uncle Buratai
U called that one stepping down?
his retirement was already due plus his failures
PoliticsRe: PDP Asks DSS To Probe Pantami, Seeks Minister’s Sack by Cnach: 11:06pm On Apr 18, 2021
Ammishaddai:
What about Adamu Adamu? Or the former chiefs of defense staff?
which former chief of defence staff?
PoliticsRe: PDP Asks DSS To Probe Pantami, Seeks Minister’s Sack by Cnach: 10:59pm On Apr 18, 2021
Ammishaddai:
Didn't Kemi step down?
Is kemi not a southerner in northern regime?
PoliticsRe: PDP Asks DSS To Probe Pantami, Seeks Minister’s Sack by Cnach: 10:44pm On Apr 18, 2021
Ammishaddai:
I see this man stepping down soon
so for more than 20 years now if Nigeria is a skill you would still be struggling to learn it. It is more possible to stop Boko Haram than to get that guy step down
RomanceMy Relationship, My Problem Please Talk To Me by Cnach(op):
I guess I should be alright soon because if I feel like this for more days something serious may happen, I'm completely between 5 and 6.
Whatever problem a woman doesn't cause my brother forget it, it doesn't exist. It is a story of my a year relationship and this episode below it the shortest length I could present it, please read patiently.
After searching for jobs for some years I have decided to be managing my life as a keke driver before my elder brother shipped down one Camry. Our continual demand for money made him told us to sell the car and use the money because he was having issues over there. I was not ok with the selling of the car. I refused to spread the news and what I did then was managing the two vehicles, The keke for its needs and the Camry for its needs also except if my younger brother on his decision come to hustle with the keke while less busy over there in BUK, the distance to our settlement it not that much. Once he call I would freely switch to the Camry. By God's grace I have gathered many customers who do not like that crowded public transport but prefer I take them to their destination and bring them back at a call. I run it like school bus, gather those in a path to their different destination before going for others at the other path.
A smooth and paying job was I running, till I was coming back from Zaria Road that faithful day, the full strength of the sun ray was directly on the earth. If you have been to Kano you will relate, this girl was standing very close to the Road Safety office entrance,she waved and I stopped. I wondered how she knew I was a tax driver, so we discussed and l took her to Bumbai police Barack. She said I should wait so that she won't have to be stressed up trying to get another cab. Not too long she came back,and we moved on. She was commending me for not being in a hurry while she was in there, and also my dressing. You know if my country look down on me I don't have to look down on my self too. Though I'm a taxi driver but someone has to know the dìfference between I as a graduate and others who received none or little formal education and that I do by my dressing and level of understanding. While we were discussing she cut me to Bata where we would get an android phone to support her iPhone 11 pro max before I dropped her at Ahmadu Belo Teaching Hospital, she paid and I left to get my passengers though we exchanged contact as it was the only way I got all my passengers.
One other day immediately after my morning work I was driving back home when my phone rang, I picked and it was Salina, she booked me. After eating I drove to the hospital while she was already standing by the gate, I took her first to Ministry of work at Trauni before we headed to Ministry of Finance. We then moved to one Alhaji's house before I asked her what her work is and how she got the connection to all these places. I was surprised at how they worshiped her in the places we went to, then I understood that one has to be careful not to joke with everyone carelessly because some have higher oil. I was very surprised we entered government house without normal vehicle search, she only winned down the glass and every where cleared, my car inside Government house? She permitted me to go but return once she place a call. Nigeria will continue to amuse me, if you see searching as I was leaving, common man don suffer, questions I answered was enough to clear a seized container and finally I left.
It was around 8pm she called, of which I don't suppose to go but as my special customer who relay on me I have to go and that's the risk of the business. As I was driving I saw her at the entrance of the compound, she entered and immediately a phase that I'm suffering today opened. She told me she shall be travelling tomorrow and very early in the morning, as early as 4am she should be in the airport and wait for her flight. I said no problem. But the problem there was that I may not be allowed to go out of the Barracks at such time. She optioned that we lodge together so as to meet up. I was reluctant about this, but unfortunately I accepted it against my very wish. There was this one hotel along Enugu Road in Sabon Gerri, it has no nam, not even a signpost,where we paid for two rooms. She suggested we go out to eat which we did, and returned back to our different rooms. At around 11pm, hotel officials called me to repack my car. I went out and after repacking,I was surprise to see her inside my room, honestly I didn't lock that room. She said she was having bad thoughts lying alone. I said ok with my clean mind because after sometimes I have developed this attitude of negligible interest in ladies, and as a matter of fact I'm someone who call ladies to satisfy myself and don't mind if she is sexually satisfied or not, it left for her to come back or not, I may need girls once in two months.
I was sĺeeping till about 12am when my alarm woke me, I went to the bathroom. It was when I came back I saw she was just naked with just a panty, wow! then I noticed how beautiful she She was, very gorgeous, God finished work in that being, no joke at all. I think my main brain quickly disconnected and the sub brain a very stupid one controlled by John Thomas took over, I managed to lay down but the urge was much. If I think about the person she is I will also guess of the slap that would follow. As a man in the mood I gathered courage and stylishly placed my hand on her breast, immediately she woke up and said "young man sleep" I became very afraid. At around 1am she woke up and went to urinate. Then i was still struggling with my libido. Just when she came back I grabbed her balls, there was no talk, I went ahead and started the normal work, as she was cooperating I did the normal. Normal me can never go beyoung 20 minutes for any reason, wetin concern me?. It was not long I finished and came down. Just like every of them lady I have met she asked if I'm done, l kept mute. Something happened immediately she held me, my manhood started rising immediately, the urge was too much, I mounted on her again. To be sincere I have never enjoy sex like that before, I felt like I was riding new G-wagon. We were on it till 3:35 AM when we started preparing to goto the airport. She always pay me largely after any service I offer her.
Really I started feeling something for her but I have to control myself though I called her throughout the journey to know her way about.
I was having a little rest after I came back from church that Sunday afternoon when she called, I picked and she told me to open the door, quickly I asked her which door and she said "your door of course" behold she was wearing hijab and covered almost every where to the extent that you hardly know she was the one. My first question was "how did you know my room?" She laughed and said "so if you commit a crime now you really think you cannot be located inside this room?" Fast forward to the kitchen where she found nothing but decided to prepare jelof rice. We went to a shop where we bought everything I dont have in the kitchen, before then I made a request that she has to remove her hijab and I gave a reason for that,safety of course. I was surprised she complied.
After this two days, our relationship officially began. The following month, the first Monday pricisely she submitted my credentials in one of the company's in Sharada, on Wednesday I was called to start work, the interview was who connected me to the company, no more no less. She has succeeded in changing my life totally, she took away many shames but I was wondering who she is because her wonders are much.
Salina is from Edo while I Cnach is from Imo state. She was like Ibos are dangerous until she met me, same way I was like Edo girls can never stay with a man until I met her, no girl has been like her before.
Our love grew so far, not until after a year and two months when I received a call from my father (a reverend) one morning telling me that I have a goddess as my girl friend. He was plain to tell me that Salina belong to a water coult. I was afraid to confront her and there was no reason to doubt my father because alot of things suggested she really belong to such place. My attitude towards her changed even to her notice. It was early morning yesterday she woke me up
Cnach, I answered
She continued " He told you I am a goddess, he told you I belong to a water coult, he told you how dangerous I could be in the future and your attitude changed but he never told you that I must have a man of my own, somebody I must summit to, a family to care for, and children to protect. Why didn't he tell you that? He is not even your biological father. Oh yes I celebrate his efforts for adopting you but does he think he loved you more than I do? I don't want to fight him or his words because I do not exist for violence but for peace and I wish he should pray more to see more" this was where I totally got more confused. Thank God it was morning, my legs were shaking.
I asked her how she knew Reverend was not my biological father because the two last ones of Reverend children still don't know I am not their biological brother, my mother died in his house adding to my Dad who died long ago but he took me from there and trained me up to the university level, there is no reason to deny him a father's right over my life and how the hell did she get to know about our conversation? Her answer was " the best place to keep your secret is in your mind"
After sometimes of speechlessness I asked her to quit from the group or may be I should take her to a church where she would be delivered. The answer she gave me made me more afraid, she told me that if there are people who have gathered such power then
It is not yet time for she to quit and to be forcefully delivered may get her to start life afresh as a common person which she never wanted to be.
My People I am confused, do l quit her if I can or should I stay with her, which way to go? She is causing me no harm but my father has warned me deeply to stay off her, or let her submit to deliverance. My family knew her, we have started making plans of our future together but after this revelation I became so weak. Pls advice me. She is everything a man needed, from different religion we have chosen one, from different languages, states and ethnic we have chosen just one, our life is filled with joy while together, I don't fear if she is cheating because I have tested and trusted, she may have power and connection but it has never reached to object me.How do I go about this issue above. Your contribution is needed. My head dey rotatet want to fight him or his words because I do not exist for violence but for peace and I wish he should pray more to see more
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Disapproves COVID-19 Vaccine, Says He Isn’t Guinea Pig by Cnach: 1:14pm On Apr 18, 2021
Xbee007:
People who claim the vaccine is satanic are extremely ignorant and the lowest of the low. How can you call something meant to save lives satanic?? I just don't get it.

Prior to the discovery of vaccines and modern medicine, the average life expectancy hovers between 30-35. Parents who gave birth to 14 children would be lucky if 4 of them survived to their eighteenth birthday.

With modern medicine and vaccines however, people lived much longer and healthier. Parents no longer need to birth 20 children hoping at least half would survive. Polio, meningitis, yellow fever, measles, smallpox etc. have been conquered all thanks to vaccine.

Yes, every individual is entitled to their opinion and freedom of speech. However, when the belief or opinions of certain individual threaten the peace and lives of others, then we begin to draw the line.

We are extremely lucky in this part of the world that the coronavirus didn't cause so much devastation. Other countries aren't so lucky.
Take the vaccine if u wish and don't insult other people's opinion bc they are people of which whom talks to them is one who can never talk to u till u start reasoning like them.
PoliticsRe: South East: Deployment Of Military May Lead To Nigeria’s Break Up – Ohanaeze by Cnach: 11:45am On Apr 18, 2021
PureMe01:
Wow! Just wow!
Ohanaeze are now realising that they were used against their own for 2023 sake hence now in support of ESN.They now understand the fulani game..a bit late but not too late.
The handwriting on the wall is now bolder..S/E can never be allowed to get hold of presidency in Nigeria.So the earlier they wake up from this 2023 fantasy and join the call for secession,the better for them.
In all,I'm glad sense is falling upon them one way or the other recently.The support for ESN is importantly a basic step.No wonder no S/E governor has outrightly condemned the formation of ESN except the fulani jihad spy in Imo state who was installed there but that one na small case..
Meanwhile...zombies in disappointment now
A statement they will delay before 3 cock smiles
PoliticsRe: Pantami: "I Have Changed Several Positions Taken In The Past" by Cnach:
[quote author=COFFINSELLER post=100886817][/quote]Brother u can never change
Abeg help us and resign.
if u have changed u would have effect changes in Boko Haram operation bc u was like them and knew how to relate with them but u are in the government house where they plan on how to rehabilitate them and empower them to study abroad..what says thou about that?
PoliticsRe: Ahmad Lawan: Nigerian Leaders Need Prayers From Followers by Cnach: 8:07am On Apr 18, 2021
Officialhorlah:
https://punchng.com/nigerian-leaders-need-followers-prayers-says-lawan/
like we should be busy praying while u are busy stealing and enjoying ur jumbo salary abi? Na God go judge all of u
InvestmentRe: What They Don't Tell You About Forex ! by Cnach: 1:38pm On Apr 17, 2021
elvhinzey:
Mr. Radio, you have said your mind as regards Forex; which is a good.one.

I stand to disagree with your notion: 'Forex won't make you Rich?'

Why would you say such a misleading thing?

Until you humble yourself to get a proven and profitable mentor; you will keep blowing accounts

OR
learn it the hard way after accruiing debts on you.

I giggled when i read the part you said,' Some Forex tutors don't have a live account attched to their name smiley'

Funny though, but there seems to be an iota of truth in that.

So, Mr. Radio, you need to harness your trading psychology and get a mentor.

I can recommend you a course that will make you profitable depending on your pace in learning new stuffs. 'Olufukeji Ejimi Adegbeye' on Facebook.

Search for 'Sunshine Scalping Strategy' on Facebook to join his students and make your way to the pedestal of your Forex Journey.

Thank me later.

Cheers!
U have succeeded in saying nothing
he is not right, no wahala..hit him with facts, examples and references.
he said successful ones are less than 30%, what says thou about that?
PoliticsRe: #PantamiResign Trends On Social Media by Cnach: 3:19pm On Apr 16, 2021
Mokason288:
If I remember that Jonathan and PDP warned us

I shed some tears

Zombies thought Jonathan was using it as a campaign strategy

Pantami is not going anywhere mark my words



I HOPE I MADE SENSE
what u just said is not a revelation nah, even a day old baby knows pantami goes no where. Do u know how many secrets he knows? kick him out and he shall expose all. Beside who will even sack him?
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: "We Lost Twitter Headquarters To Ghana Due To EndSARS Protest" by Cnach: 9:17pm On Apr 15, 2021
seunmsg:
Sadly, they will still come here to attack you and the minister. We don’t like the truth in Nigeria in as much as it does not speak to our biases.
They don't like the truth, where is the truth in this post? u beat a child and the child started crying u said he is wicked for crying. That the good breeze of bad administration is reaching u doesn't mean it reaching every other person. Nigerians are demarketing their country openly as u said and things are like this, imagine when they start singing songs of praise for the likes of lai Mohammed, may be a family of 3 would share a cup of garri and call it a day
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Three Police Officers In Ebonyi, Cart Away Rifles by Cnach: 8:55pm On Apr 15, 2021
UnabashedIPOB:
cheesy cheesy cheesy Unknown Gun Men (UGM)!
that one serious o. Thanks man
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Three Police Officers In Ebonyi, Cart Away Rifles by Cnach: 8:43pm On Apr 15, 2021
UnabashedIPOB:
Thank GOD for the UGM. Send those IDIOTS to their creator for judgment. Keep up the good work. There would be NO REST FOR THE WICKED in BIAFRA LAND!
Bros which one is UGM?
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Three Police Officers In Ebonyi, Cart Away Rifles by Cnach: 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
This is a lie boy.
wetin be lie inside? as in pin point the statement way come be lie for that gospel wey the guy side down give
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Returns From UK by Cnach: 8:09pm On Apr 15, 2021
iokpebholo:
if u like fool urself till eternity #500 per dollar and #175 per liter of petrol will affect all of us together
It shall affect him more bc he is stationary. No human being who goes out everyday seeing what people are passing through would be talking like him
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Returns From UK by Cnach: 8:07pm On Apr 15, 2021
Mikecold:
Na to first issue onyemna replacement with quota aboki
Guy u dey current
Nairaland GeneralRe: 8 Statements That Sound Like Compliments But Are Actually Insults by Cnach: 8:02pm On Apr 15, 2021
MejiLoyon:
You have Google. Next time use it abeg.
good u said Google
PoliticsRe: Three Osun Principals Suspended Over Pro-oduduwa Group’s Visit To Schools by Cnach: 2:12pm On Apr 15, 2021
Balkan:
Yoruba is the most divided tribe in the world.
They hate themselves. You are suspending a teacher for fighting for his freedom.
Yoruba just started Ibos has been doing that for long

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