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Crime / Re: Kano State Hisbah Arrests 20 For Bathing Together by CockPit: 2:00am On May 15
Nigeria na Fuji house of commotion. Abeg, what is the name of the crime?
Family / Re: How Can He Take Custody Of His Son by CockPit: 4:37pm On May 07
I will arrange for the child kidnap and keep him in a place where the mom will never have access. Where una dey jam these kain women self.
Romance / Re: Kanye West Announces ‘yeezy Porn’ by CockPit: 2:07am On May 02
Sapasenator:


for where.

WAITING FOR WHAT KWANU, YOU BE POR*NSTAR
Romance / Re: Kanye West Announces ‘yeezy Porn’ by CockPit: 1:52am On May 02
MrCork:


Homebase peopke dont spek English sir..u people spek pigeon English. Kamyewest prefer Londoners..we spek queen's English sir!!(no oofencse) angry

Abroad guys with tiny preek
Family / Re: 10 Reasons Why Nigerians Are Finding It Hard To Date In Canada by CockPit: 1:51am On May 02
Of course we know all these na, tell us something we don't know.

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Family / Re: Comedian AY Confirms Separation From Wife Mabel by CockPit: 11:54pm On Apr 10
No big deal. I know people who find love in their second and third marriages.
Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by CockPit: 9:59pm On Mar 29
Sapasenator:
Nothing to learn. You are not a bright person and I will not call you Simp because I hate that word.

Continue using your savings to impress a girl inugo.

The stupidest being in the whole planet is a male with an erection.

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Food / Re: Residents Spotted With Huge Crocodile In Bayelsa Market(pictures) by CockPit: 6:39am On Mar 26
not for me. i'll pass!

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Travel / Re: Truck Suffers Brake Failure, Crushes Woman To Death In Lagos (Graphic) by CockPit: 6:35am On Mar 26
Na always Dangote! Them no go maintain trucks with all the billions.

Richest man in Africa my foot! Very sleazy individual!

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Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by CockPit: 4:14pm On Mar 25
blahc007:

I don't want to make sense...

Na warn I de warn you....

no vex biko.
Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by CockPit: 5:28am On Mar 25
blahc007:

Please, after doing your research.....please be consistent with your alter...(cos thats what he is saying).......if not, you will suffer what you dont know and you will understand that there is more to this life than what the brain can carry.




With due respect, you are not making any sense, same as the pastor. What research? what consistency? and what alter?

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Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by CockPit: 11:19pm On Mar 24
Daddy Freeze na God sent to Nigeria to deliver the captives of the religious businessmen who parade themselves as pastors.

May god continue to help daddy freeze in Jesus name. amen!

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Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by CockPit: 11:09pm On Mar 24
Who listens to an illiterate Nigerian pastor? They all climb the pulpit to give their personal opinions which I don't care about. About 99.99% of them never conduct any kind of Biblical research.

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit: 11:06pm On Mar 24
Taiwojon:

You didn't answer my question

No wonder you don't know where you stand

You also didn't answer my question

No wonder you don't believe in the healing power of God. May God restore you in Jesus name. I will keep praying for you, I will never give up.

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit: 10:12pm On Mar 24
Taiwojon:

Do you even know Jesus?

Do you know Jesus?

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Education / Re: Are You An Economic Student Or Graduate And Need Side Income by CockPit: 9:17pm On Mar 24
Chummynoni:
what is your whatsapp numbr? Or better still, add me with my number at signature.

I will send you a WhatsApp message later today. You have to be very good though as I may have to inquire about your credentials. It will not be a one-time thing, I will have other things for you if this goes well.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by CockPit: 8:19pm On Mar 24
madridguy:
grin grin grin

At this point, there's nothing anybody can tell me, Obi is working for Tinubu. It is now very obvious Tinubu is the one backrolling him directly or indirectly to reduce PDP chances cheesy

It sounds very funny but the reality is Obi actually worked for Tinubu in the last election to destroy PDP and Atiku.

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Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by CockPit: 7:51pm On Mar 24
huxley:
Those so-called educated adults who get fleeced in this way by this clerical conman deserve it abundantly for being so gullible. I only feel sorry for the infants and not-so-educated who have not got the means to know better.

It is the "educated" gullible Christians who give fraudsters like Pastor Chris legitimacy and the rest of the community looks up to the choices they have made and emulate them.

So if you count yourself educated and wise and you feel let-down and exploited by Pastor Chris, you deserve it handsomely. smiley

Any educated individual who gets deceived by the fake pastorpreneur Chris and his fake miracles is a functional illiterate.

I have known Chris to be fake for the past 20 years. Same with TB Joshua and Lazarous Mouka. I can name tons of them and sincerely wonder why people even listen to these conmen!

Our government has indeed failed us which is why lots of Nigerians are being set up as willing candidates to be deceived by these sets of Pastorpreuneurs.

I would rather listen to my dog bark for 2 hours than listen to any of these con-men

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Business / Re: CBN Policies Paying Off as exchange rate (N1431/$) posts Best Gain in 6 Weeks by CockPit: 4:56pm On Mar 24
Goodlady:

Let's say it's you am referring to.
Wetin go happen?
E o le fokonla deru bami.

You should be very scared of okon'la!

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Romance / Re: Yesterday I Had Sex With A Lady Infected By Staph Aureus. HELP! by CockPit: 4:36pm On Mar 24
ThugOfWar:
Yesterday, an old lover came to my house. We haven't seen each other for almost 5 months. When she came we talked a bit and started watching a movie and along the way we started playing and it led to sex embarassed

Before the sex, when I removed her bra, she said she did not want to get intimate with me. But she went ahead and kissed me ended up with raw sex.

All that happened yesterday. This morning now on WhatsApp, she sent me a hospital diagnostic test which indicates she has Staph Aureus.
I have called her severally now but she's not picking up.

Please what drugs can I use to solve this issue at an early stage as it is cry

Congratulations my man. You and the Staph deserve each other. Enjoy your Staph in peace. Next time, you will not prioritize 30 minutes of fun over your life.

I am so happy for you man! Even the name name "Aureus" come sound like a Roman name.
Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit: 4:30pm On Mar 24
Taiwojon:

You are making it funnier than it is.

What Is micropenis has to do compare to what God can do.
The man need JESUS so as you.
Repent

Taiwo omo John, It is your GO's and pastors that need repentance. They are businessmen who have become very wealthy on the back of the poor.

Matthew 7:22-24
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Education / Re: Are You An Economic Student Or Graduate And Need Side Income by CockPit: 6:46am On Mar 24
Sucre6:


What is the side job for, I beat your spec-stated

It's a project on certain subject in Microeconomics, I will need you to complete an assignment and you must get about 95% if possible. We can connect on Whatsapp and talk better and you will name your price.
Education / Are You An Economic Student Or Graduate And Need Side Income by CockPit: 5:05am On Mar 24
Are you an Economics Student or graduate? You must be very good on a 2.1 level. I have a side job for you to make an extra income. Kindly reach out to me.
Business / Re: CBN Policies Paying Off as exchange rate (N1431/$) posts Best Gain in 6 Weeks by CockPit: 4:30am On Mar 24
4right:



CAPITAL BIG LIES!!!!

I deal with Economics data analysis.
The fall across the Board against almost all currencies been Pounds or Eur, it was due to what America FED (Just like CBN for Nigeria ,is FED for USA).
The FED decided to keep the National Interest Rate on Changed 5.5%.
Note: - CBN is trying but they are not responsible for this recent developments.
Are you an Economic graduate/ Very good at Economics, I have a project and will pay or If you know anyone who is a very good economics graduate or student.
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by CockPit: 2:49am On Mar 24
JooEeL:


Lol stay blessed bro. Mean no harm... just debating.

No hate at all. Wish u peace.

As a Christian, I love your debate and logic. Thy are very sound and in order. Hopefully, our people will wise up and get delivered from the these Pastorpreuners.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by CockPit: 2:46am On Mar 24
Sapasenator:
That reminds of an interview I had in the internal control department of Zenith Bank about 2005.

I was asked why I had graduated with a 2.2 in accounting since I already was a chartered accountant before my degree.

He said I was expected as a CA to have graduated with nothing less than a 2.1.
I told the interviewer it was a part-time degree and I was so busy at work I couldn't complete any test or assignment, basically, I didn't take the degree seriously as I had a very good job before finishing my degree.

I just smiled, stood up walked away from the yeye interview.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by CockPit: 2:45am On Mar 24
Ibechris2:
U are calling that wahala girl sweetheart.

U no well honestly.




The girl that might be a secondary school drop out catching cruise on NL.

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit: 2:38am On Mar 24
Taiwojon:

You need JESUS

O Ye faithless generation!

What is a micro pen*is to the power of our God.

You don't believe in miracles?

Every Dry bones of micro pen*is shall RISE AGAIN and become a mighty army!
Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit: 2:15am On Mar 24
There is nothing God cannot do. If dry bone could rise again, what is micro-p*nnis compared to the power of God.

Take a full bottle of anonting iol and gently annoint the MP and say after me

O YE SPIRIT OF MICRO-PE*NIS,

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

DIE BY FIIIIIIREEEE!

DIE! DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by CockPit: 10:38pm On Mar 23
Believeintruth:


And Tinubu is not a tribal bigot?

I mean, Obi is spending his energy and will never be appreciated. If I were him , I will just enjoy my money and let Nigeria crash.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by CockPit: 8:09pm On Mar 23
helinues:


If Peter Obi want us to take him seriously about his romance with the Muslims,he should build 2 central mosques in Anambra state

grin

Even if he builds 10 mosques, you will still remain the same tribal bigot you have always been. Obi is wasting his time as Nigeria is beyond redemption. I would chop and clean mouth and let everyone answer their father's name.
Religion / Re: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by CockPit: 6:21pm On Mar 23
The mumu pastor is closer to God than Kumuyi whose wife died.

They were all silent during Covid-19. Nobody is falling for any staged miracles anymore.

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