blame the idiot voter who voted the APC clowns

Vinnie2000:
I thought Ebube Muonso is a Rev Father

Now a Prophet? 🤔

BTW, which one is Ivory coast will go home with the Cup?

Go home to Where? 😕😄

Them they give themselves any title wey them like. From next year i go add "Prince Dr" to my name!

Who cares!

RIP or not!

Ibrahimcoomasie:


https://dailypost.ng/2024/02/10/afcon-final-ivory-coast-will-go-home-with-cup-in-error-prophet/

WON TUN TI DE!

The great Tinubulation has started!

motymop:


I think it will be nice if we logically debate this topic instead of being emotional, the data is not in your favour.

About 60% of the world poorest people live in Africa.

Logically debate with Rosikke?

Dude has no braincell left. A dog has more logic than Risikke boy. Just ignore his tantrums.

Nigerians, una don enter one-chance walahi!
These people are totally clueless and they make Buhari look like a choirboy.

Babaibeji2020:
Has he finally expired so we can all rest..........
......Having an entitlement mentality is outrightly disgusting 😒 For any reason you're tired to be alive,is that the manner to go about it? If you don't have any funds to buy toxic stuff to ingest,bridges abound in excess,just go slide down one,that is if you are too weak to jump over it........You wanna die but you're carefully updating nairaland land on real time how your eye is getting dizzy, how your feet is getting swollen......haba wtf.....?
We're trying to survive tinubu,any feeble hearted person is not allowed to disturb our brittle energy, please.
RIP quietly.........

Don't mind the unproductive entity, if you give today and it finishes, he will still come back to threaten self-harm tomorrow. Imagine the self-entitled mentality, I would rather flush my money down the toilet.

Jewessgratitud3:

The cow meat part he sells. Not his own meat.

OK, I see now. Thanks for clarifying?

Jewessgratitud3:
Some people don't know how to show appreciation and because I come From a home where we were raised with good manners and taught to be grateful for and show appreciation for the littlest things, I always assume and expect everyone to possess such moral values. But it seems majority lack this virtue, reason I acted the way I did today.

There's this butcher i like buying meat from because his is always very tasty and sweet you don't need much seasoning to make your soup and stews but he's always shouting whenever you price his meat. So I just avoid sometimes but when he sees me in the market he'll be hyping me like oyinbo, how far and stuff but when I go to his stand again he'll start shouting if I price.

So, today, as I was approaching the meat section, he started hyping me again saying fine girl, bla bla.. he now said I should tell the woman selling noodles to give him a plate now . I now asked him what size he can finish, he said any size. I now went and placed order for a plate of noodles for him and told the lady to give him when she's done

I got to his stand to buy meat and he cut one tiny piece for me. I told him ah.. customer, it's too small now, please add jara for me, this man started shouting that he's not going to add anything. I said you're shouting, he said he'll shout that he can't add anything to the meat and continued talking so loud that everyone started starring at me.

I picked the meat, paid for it and went to meet the Noodles seller, asked them to package it, paid for it and took it away. I got to the a busy road and saw a Mallam that usually supplies us water anytime theres no light to pump and gave it to him. He was so appreciateful and I felt fulfilled blessing that Aboki than giving it to a rude and saucy butcher.

Did I do wrong?

Did you just say" HIS MEAT IS ALWAYS TASTY"?

Confirmedzombie:
He will lost like Peter obi.

Both valentine and Peter obi cannot won any election.

Both are paper weight politicians. Pretenders

Cannot "WON" any elections!

Seun you have to ban this guy for violating the grammar rule 25 please!

Death penalty and firing squad if found guilty.

cjrane:


In this day and age when you can contact people in America via WhatsApp, they are bringing back this policy that stopped dollar remittances into Nigeria. They have just opened business again for those who would ask you to give them the dollars in America and then they will transfer the agreed naira equivalent to your loved ones in Nigeria.

Ultimately, Nigeria loses on the dollars her people would have sent into Nigerian banks. The dollars remain abroad while the people in Nigeria who need dollars to fund their accounts abroad are merely asked to pay naira into an account in Nigeria and they will credit your account in China! So the dollars never enter Nigeria.

Leave them. I have found a new reason to cut off all the people I have on my payroll. After 4 years of great Tinubulation, if they survive, they will vote with their brain next time.

Quodseverismete:


Email me, because so many fake people online claiming so many things. I am a busy person but if it's statistics, results guarantee.

I got someone already. Thanks for your response.

flames007:
In my humble opinion sir, you think you're smart, but you're not.

Why do you say that, I am curious to know?

Quodseverismete:
Dm me if you are genuine

I am the one to dm you for you to make extra money?

Standstrong:


Please check again

I responded to your email.

Standstrong:


Reply your DM sir please. Thanks

I didnt see any dm

Why are people Japaing from Nigeria. Ki lo'n sele gaan!

RIP to the dude!

IreMIDE1:
I know of someone, 090 2745 9318, you can reach me through that

I don't want an intermediary. I need to engage such individuals directly.

I need

.

Standstrong:


Reply your DM sir please. Thanks

Ok. Give me a moment.

femisplash:
RIP, hearts were really racing, flying and jumping out of the mouth like Argentina-France final. However, the "richest nigeria in ivory coast" was an unneccessary sensationalism.

Totally unnecessary. See the guy face like agonyin beans.

Anyways. RIP to him

Biggaboi:

Did this yesterday
Took all my willpower not to overstep my bounds with the hugs as per a good guy wey I be. 😂

It always works and the lady will not realize you are not celebrating the goals, merely enjoying the hugs and amooshies. Hehehe

Bahamas95:
I don go get the picture myself.

Ok, if na so e dey work always as you talk why this babe nor gree for baba?

Kiss to far nau. Haba. Na hugs baba for start with. Kisses are never used to celebrate and I can't kiss a girl wey nor dey brush twice a day.

Hugs first. 4 goals, 4 tight hugs to celebrate and smoosh.

Nor go try kiss stranger o, them go call police for you.

Bahamas95:
Abeg who get the picture of that baba wey dey try kiss Ivorian babe for stadium?

Make una show this bros.

A go like see that picture.

Apologize:


Are gambians this dull?

You wan quench and still they insult person?

Tell me how you go take make heaven after you pai yourself?

Rizzputin:
Once you realize that women LOVE sex and would do just about anything to get earth shattering orgasms, you'd start to see them in a more accurate light.

Before I dive in, I have to make it abundantly care to the moral police out there that my try to lecture me on the dos and don'ts of married women. Kindly put whatever advice you have in a folder called "Not important"

Because after all, concerning what you're about to read, the morals are not that important. If i didn't fùck them, someone else will.

So yes, for the past for years, people's serious girlfriends and "God fearing" wives have been graciously sucking my dìck with little to no remorse for their partners. They make a good percentage of women i have romantic affairs with

But I'm not here to boast but rather to inform you on some discoveries i made. Some are surprising. While others are shocking you might think you're reading something from a movie. You might know some of them already too.

If you've ever wondered why women cheat, this will explain a lot. And if you've ever wondered why i say men are usually at fault when women cheat you'll understand why too.

So let's look at some insights I've discovered. I wanted to separate them into different categories, (you'll get why once you continue reading) But no time for that.
So we'll just have to go with what we have


● Boring men finish last. If I could pick one recurring theme why these women cheated, it's due to lack of passion. Somehow, the fire and spark ran out.

Their bfs and hubbys stopped performing and being the man they used to be. They stopped showing attention and affection. Stopped being exciting & adventurous. And that's all that was needed for the devil to steer their direction into my arms.

The amount of clueless men are rising. And they're everywhere. From the red pill to blue pill to purple pill. Men don't seem to understand that if you want your woman's devotion, you have to be someone worth devoting to.

In fact, i have come up with a theory: Give any new relationship 4 months, 7 months, 2 years and 5 -7 years checkpoints and the girls would cheat. These are the time lines when men on average tend to start slacking

It's always funny when these women complain about how their relationship is boring. Or how they wish their husband was loving like me.

You might be tempted to say "why can't she communicate with him?" You'd surprised how many have. But trust most men with their over bloated egos. That they can't see when their ship is sinking cuz their ego blinds them

● Picking the wrong woman. No matter your game or money or charms or looks, it won't save you from the wrong woman

Wrong women come in different forms: maybe she's not compatible with you or you both argue a lot. But that's not the kind of woman I'm referring to

Im referring to women that are too damaged to be wife or gf materials. I don't believe in degrading women so I won't call them hòes. But you get the idea... some girls are just to far gone to be saved.

The problem is this women often bring the sweetest vibe, sex, chemistry and conversations. They are experts at playing the feminine submissive role. After all, they've been in that position so many times... they've mastered the art of pretending.

Sometimes after fùcking or vibing with someone's gf or wife, i spot so many red flags i wonder who is the clown that wifed her up.


●Manipulation Tactic 1: Opening up.

Some time last year i went to a girl's house for Netflix & chill. I brought pop corn and a bottle of coke for two of us.

Her bf called soon after and they were just vibing. Then she decided to "open up" And tell him that a guy brought pop corn for her. They talked briefly about that: You know the usual who is he bla bla

Once they were done, few minutes later... we were passionately kissing each other and then i was pounding her fat ass (her ass was fùcking fat)

I've noticed a lot of clown men fall for this. Because their gf told them about a guy, then surely she's loyal.

Well let me make it clear unless it was something really funny or embarrassing if she's telling about a guy toasting her, you can be 99% sure she will fùck him or already has. If she tells you about a guy "disturbing" her and then asks what should she do, make it 99.99% that's she's fùcking him

A really loyal girl would not entertain such things. Or start asking you what should she do. Unless the guy is harassing her. And even then, it could still be a lie

The next point will help you make a better decision


●Your intuition is your best friend: Trust your gut

Sure, sometimes guys have trust issues or are unnecessarily paranoid. But your gut feeling would hardly ever lie to you.

Case in point: a girl and i passed her bf's house to a hotel. While i was kissing & fingering her, his call came in

Of course, i applied pressure. She could barely talk and as the words came out she let out soft moans. Girls love this by the way. She cut the call because it was getting to intense. But she picked it again. This time, her bf, suspecting something was off, requested a video call. He said the place she's at is echoing

She declined and said she's on the road so she cant do it.Lol. And then proceeded to get angry that why would he suspect her.

The bf started apologising and saying he trusts her but that he just wanted to be sure. They both ended everything on good terms. The guy posted her that night with "my forever" lmao

If your gut is hinting at something, most likely a good idea to confirm


● when men don't have boundaries

One delusional mindset men have is that once they find a "good girl" then everything has set.

Well here's something for you. Every girl will test you and if you fail, even if she's good... she'll be tempted to get smashed if you don't bring her back in line

Women generally have this self destruct mentality. That is, if you dont guide and lead them with a firm but caring & genuine hand... she'll ruin herself, you and the entire relationship.

Another case in point: A guy had a good gf. But his gf had a childhood friend that was more of a baddie. She was throwing a birthday party. The theme from the fliers and all was screaming naughty. And you bet it was.

Now i know the guy and the girl told him about the party... and rather than telling her not to go because it was an all night event and the nature of the party, he agreed to let her go

She came to the party... got turned on by the unending display of dìvks and her friend that encouraged her to have fun... and me and another guy ended up railing her that night.

Of course, me and the bf are not friends so he'll know nothing about that night from me. But whether he realizes it or not, that night has changed their relationship

And he could have been prevented by saying no. Probably he didn't want to offend her. But you shouldn't have a problem offending your girl in the interest of you, her and the relationship

Creating & maintaining boundaries is crucial for a working relationship


●Being too controlling

I know i just told you to have boundaries. But the goal is to be in control but not to be controlling

Unnecessary red pill toughness, too much check mating will just make her feel trapped rather than safe in the relationship.

And as humans, once she feels trapped, she starts craving freedom & adventures.

You have to find a balance. Too much of everything is bad. Including control. You want her to feel safe but not too safe. You dont want her to feel "trapped"

A common word I've heard with girls that have controlling bfs. She might put it up with it for a while till she finds an opportunity to let loose.


● Fùck her well

This one needs no further explanation. If you're NOT fùcking her well, there is lack of sexual compatibility and things will end sooner or later


●Buying affection, love

Never start a relationship based on money. It will end.

There's a saying, the more you spend on a wedding, the weaker the marriage.

Strong beautiful relationships are built on love, passion, emotional connection, communication, lust and good sex. Money helps but it should never be your starting point or your foundation

Unless your aim is just to be fùcking. But for long term relationships the deeper stuffs matter more than superficial materialism

Anyways, that's it. Feel free to reflect on them and see ways you can improve your overall lifestyle

You are wasting your energy, time and life on unimportant things and at the same time sounded proud of yourself.

Wonders shall never end.

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I had a friend jump down from a storey building and kept running and shouting after a Barcelona goal.

Too much tension during a football match. Lol