Ogene001:

Tinubu stockpile more than any other person. Be thinking that these people care about your well-being

Him nor understand the game.

He thinks Tinubu gives a rat-ass about Nigeria.

I have learned never to trust any Nigerian politician.

The same Tinubu who enthroned Buhari and kept quiet for 8 years while Buhari raped and destroyed Nigeria.
Waiting for Tinubu's end game is like waiting to see a virgin for Lekki!

ogbonti:


people do not die of accidents and crime in developed society? even in the UK do you know how many fatal stabbings happen a day ? do you know many people die from mass shootings in the USA every year ? who told you people do not die of heart attack in western world? yes people trek alot in naija calling it sufferin but that is the cardio that most people living in the western world are denied off because of driving to every point and then heart attack happens because the body lacks constant exercise and before you mention gym availability in western countries how many people find time to use that gym membership? who told you there are no car jackings - needless murders and abductions in the USA ? Have you seen the list of missing kids and missing person in the USA for the past 1 year ? you will be checked to your marrows - google is your friend

LOL. Dey deceive yourself.

I lived in Nigeria and abroad for decades and I can educate you. I have not locked my doors for years now, my kids ride bikes and take buses without fear.

I can drive 8 days on the road every day and night without a fear of kidnap.

My son was behaving funny in the farmers market, and I called 911, within 5 minutes, the ambulance and fire service were attending to us and gave us a ride to the "children's hospital", did I say children's hospital? Can you even point me to a children's hospital in Nigeria?

A broken country where the presidents have to go for medical tourism in other countries, shame nor dey catch una.
Have you ever heard of the Indian prime minister or South African president going for medical treatment abroad?

Till today, no herdsman has been prosecuted in Nigeria, Ondo church massacre and nobody has been arrested to date. Kidnappers were recently paid 100million for the alhaji in Abuja. Terrorists are forgiven.

My dog has more rest of mind and enjoyment than a millionaire in Nigeria.

Continue in your delusion of grandeur my friend while I wait for $1 to become N3000.

Nigerians are the greatest bunches of hypocrites on the face of the earth. dem claim to be religious, mention God in every sentence, quote bibles everytime and na them go commit sin pass. Take them seriously at your peril.

You have to develop self-control and think with your brain and not your joystick. Always ask yourself the question "What do I gain from this interrraction?

Wellington123:


How did u process ur immigration to Gambia.. help a brother with some info.. God bless

Everything is online bro.

VISA REQUIREMENTS:
• British Citizens
British passport holders do not require visas to gain entry into The Gambia. You are required to travel on a valid passport, valid at minimum until the day of your flight arrival back to the UK. Emergency Travel Documents (ETDs) are valid for both entry and exit at Banjul International Airport. Proper documentation is necessary for British passport holders who wish to travel on a one way flight to Banjul Airport, without correct documentation you may be barred entry. Check with the Gambia High Commission in London. Other passport holders should also contact the embassy regarding any entry or visa requirements.

• European Union Citizens
EU nationals from the following countries do not require a visa to gain entry into The Gambia: Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Romania, Slovenia, Spain and Sweden. *Nationals from Austria, France, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain and Estonia do require one to gain entry. *Note: The above information is always subject to change. *Note: The above information is always subject to change. Check with your local country's Gambian embassy, consulate, travel company or the Department of Immigration for the latest details.

• US Citizens
Nationals from the US require an entry visa with at least 1 blank page on their passport for the stamp. Check with your doctor whether you need any vaccinations. You can apply for a visa at the Embassy of The Gambia in Washington DC. They may be allowed entry without a visa, provided they obtain one from the Immigration Department in Banjul within 2 working days.

• ECOWAS
Citizens of member countries of the Economic Community of West African States (Benin, Burkina Faso, Cape Verde, Cote D'Ivoire, Ghana, Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Liberia, Mali, Niger, Nigeria, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Togo) do not require a visa to gain entry into The Gambia. However, they must hold a valid passport or other official identification documents. They can stay for 90 days, after which they must visit the Department of Immigration for regularisation of their stay.

• COMMONWEALTH MEMBER COUNTRIES
These citizens do not require a visa but must present a valid passport or other official identification documents.

• OTHER COUNTRIES
People from other countries should check with one of the local embassies of Gambia to see what the visa requirements are.

OTHER CATEGORIES OF VISITOR:
• Military (Please confirm yourself)
A visa is not required for US military personnel holding an official passport or US military ID, where they will be issued with a 5 year visa endorsement or permitted for a maximum stay of 90 days.

• Merchant Seamen (Please confirm yourself)
Ship's crew arriving by aircraft to board a ship, or if arriving by ship in order to board an aircraft must travel on duty and hold a Letter of Guarantee or Letter of Employment from the shipping company.

• Crew Members (Please confirm yourself)
The same regulations as for passengers apply.

* Please note that if you are travelling from yellow fever zone country then you are required to produce a vaccination certificate, irrespective of your country of residence.

Country /
Nationality Passport required Visa required Return Ticket Required

Australia Yes No Yes

British Yes No Yes*

Canada Yes No Yes

EU Yes No* Yes

USA Yes Yes Yes

* Proper documentation required for one way flights.
* Visitors from France, Portugal, Spain and Estonia require one.

LAST MINUTE ARRIVALS:
Those travelers who arrive on short-notice may be allowed entry into the country however, they are required to submit their passport in Banjul at the Immigration Department in less than 48 hours to be issued a visa. Please note that nationals of some countries not listed above are not eligible to be issued a visa on arrival at the airport.

LENGTH OF AUTHORISED STAY:
Visitors who do not require a visa are normally issued with a stamp on arrival at Banjul Airport which is valid for 28 days. Should you want to extend the 28 days this can be done in the capital of Banjul at the Immigration Department on OAU Boulevard or at the Tourist Police Stations in the Tourism Development Area. If you are planning to enter The Gambia for longer than 3 months, check entry requirements with one of the embassies of Gambia. There is a small fee for this service for each extra month.

APPROXIMATE COST OF VISAS: (July 2022)

• USA
The current fee for a five-year visa for U.S. citizens is $120 USD.
The fee for an express emergency visas is $170 USD.

• Other Nations
(Single entry) £40.00
(Multiple entry visa) £60.00

*NB: All the above information is subject to change without notice. Please check with the
Department of Immigration for the most current information.

CONTACTS:

Embassies Abroad

Embassy of the Republic of The Gambia in UK (London)
Telephone: (020) 7229 8066
Opening hours:
Winter: Mon-Thurs 9.30am - 4pm, Fri 9.30am - 1pm
Summer: Mon-Thurs 9.30am - 5pm, Fri 9.30am - 1pm

Embassy of The Gambia in the USA
Telephone: (1-202) 785 1399
Opening hours
Monday - Thursday: 9:30am-12:00pm and 1:00pm-4:00pm
Friday: 9:30am-1:00pm

Xosh:

Your choice.

What exactly do you want and why are you so pained by a post on a faceless forum? I honestly dont gerrit.

ogbonti:



dog wey won loss will never listen to his owner whistle - fact of life ----- while we are running away by japa - BROKE AZ Z CHINESE KIDS and LEBANESE kids are arriving NIGERIA in droves and will become our "ECONOMIC" colonial masters in the next 10 to 20 years from now

Hope you get 100m ransom when dem kidnap you or somebody in your family. Can you do road trips at night from one state to the other in Nigeria?

Wait until you have a medical emergency like a heart attack , stroke, or kidney failure and die like a chicken. Nigeria will happen to most people at some point.

Some people are running away for security and peace of mind and not necessarily money. Here in Gambia for the past 5 years and i do not miss Nigeria for one day.

Xosh:

Let the man be.

Ok. I will do your whish and let the man be!

Xosh:

But a sour single 46yrs old meatpie goes about nairaland narrating how she has hooked up with a divorced father of 6 kids, trying to crash her twin sister abusive marriage yet you guys kept quiet,But my gender making his family proud is what is itching you.

Please let the man be.

With women, we expect some certain level of attention seeking which can be overlooked but not with a grown-ass man for lawd sake. It's like an adult show and tell session and it starts getting annoying at some point.

Xosh:

Lord Jesus

Bros, Wetin concern our Dear Lord with female panties.

faceland:


Also pray hard that after making money kidnappers doesn't eat it after raping and killing hostage.

Imagine after suffering to earn, you have to pray to God for protection because their is no justice for the weak here.

Them no born kidnappers well where I dey. Baba don fortify me with oruka,Igbadi and ayeta!

Jomandi13:

How ...? explain pls...thanks.

It's a secret route. You have to first promise, if I tell you, you won't tell anyone. We don't want this route to be congested. You get my drift!

mariahAngel:


Wow! Your wife is really trying o! 😃

You're in food paradise.😄

Now I am in trouble. I have to watch my weight and eat less food according to my doctor in other to live longer.

As a married man who has had countless sex encounters over the years and realized no big deal in sex.

It's not a profitable interaction for me.

Don't get me wrong, if a lady is very beautiful/clean/disease-free and ready to pay me $500 for an interaction, sure, I might be tempted to re-consider but mostly I don't see what I stand to gain from random sex. Sure, body nor be firewood but I gat to use my brain to think and when the d*Ick wan rise at the sight of a beautiful girl, I use my brain to control it. many men are unfortunately controlled by their joystick, not me.

I cheated twice, once with a beautiful Taiwanese girl with a big breast who came unto me and the other time with a fine white girl.

I broke it off when they started loving up and wanted permanent relationships. The mumu Taiwanese girl was even trying to google Nigerian recipes on YouTube, she don find husband.

I was just trying to conduct an experiment, comparing and contrasting sexual experiences with different races of women to include in a book I was writing at the time. Nothing personal Ok.

Now, I am more mature and would rather hang out with my male friends where we drink, eat, and talk business all night at a bar than be tempted to hang out with a lady for sex where I give everything and get nothing in return. My life is mostly productive that way.

abba190:
jobs?

You create jobs.

You can make a killing with farming and lots of cheap labor. You can open a store or restaurant. Try to work and save a little money and then look for a good business you can do.

mariahAngel:


Hmm!

What's your wife's food specialty, if I may ask?
Which of her dishes do you look forward to her cooking it the most?

I love thick Egusi soup with unripe plantain flour semo.

The soup must have better stockfish(head and cord combined), dry fish(ASA and blackfish), and better ponmo with goat meats. Every single oloko i swallow must have an equal representation of all the above.

She is also creative with dishes. She could make calaba ekpankokor, Anambra bitter leaf soup, Yoruba efo riro/Ghegiri, and Amala.

Then the next week, she makes Indian butter chicken soup, Vietnamese Pho anh, Philipino Pansit with Seafood/Mexican Tacos, Italian Lasagna and you get the drift.

I love food from different nationalities and get tired when I eat the same thing no matter how good it is. She is also an excellent baker

likes to make a variety of dishes from different races from Yoruba Okro/seafood okro/Igbo okro.

I take food seriously like religion.

I feel no pity for the dead guy. He got what was coming for him. There was a video of the white girl slapping him in the elevator and he still continued. Nothing special about white ladies. I dated them but won't stay with them. They are so unpredictable and crazy!

This second they are loving up and wanting to give you all the styles, the next second they are crying and looking to kill or divorce you.

abba190:
Gambia

You have anything against Gambia?

Come see how we dey enjoy life here. The low population of less than 3 million, and Cheap accommodation.

mariahAngel:


You had better be a good cook then.

No, my wife is a good cook. a big reason for the marriage. Everything has to be perfect with my food or you are in big trouble.

Animegirl:
Words can't express how I weep for this country; my future lies in the hands of this nation.

As a young lady striving for success, it seems to be getting harder each day. Things are becoming more expensive, with an increase in the dollar exchange rate.

Life now is about surviving, not living.

Don't give up your dreams my dear and do not stop fighting for them.

All my life, it had always been my dreams to live Nigeria because I felt like I was born into the wrong country.

It took me five years to fight for it. I would spend hours every day researching into every country's Immigration system from UK HSMP to Netherland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand. I would write letters to embassies.
Eventuly it paid off and I am now a proud citizen of Gambia.

If I can do it, you can too.

mariahAngel:


Hahahahaha
I remember him instantly killing the excitement for me on that thread, after reading through.

I can't cook for someone like sukkot o, because there's no telling what I might do if he dares to criticize my food.

I hope he does not (will not) give his wife too much wahala sha.

I like to criticize food o. My mom was never comfortable until i have I have.
She was always worried a out my comments.
She said I threw a full cup of tea away when i was 2 after tasting and it was not sweet.

Its an habit i grew with. I would rather starve than eat bad food and everyone knowes me for that.

I live in Ikotun Egbe and work in Lekki. I spend N600 every day on transport.

N300 go and N300 come. I know a short cut that saves on transpot cost.

I nor dey do pass myself.

Zero.

Work from home

Dtruthspeaker:


When you finish eating do you keep on eating because the bible said kill and eat?

Your response has nothing to do with the Bible. Are you a Christian? Do you believe the Bible?

wunmi590:


Don't cause wawulence on this forum

I come in peace egbon mi!

Still camapaigning are we?

ShobayoEmma:
Can any good news come out of APC government? only God knows.




Tinubu, a bad man with good intentions

How do you know his intentions.

Benzigler:







I have stopped commenting on Fubara issue from the day he signed that stupid peace agreement with Tifnibu, Tifnubu will never sign that agreement if he find himself in Fubara shoe. I would rather choose to be disgraced out of office than to sign that nonsense. 98% Nigeria politicians are opportunist ... that country is a mess.

Fubara na big time mumu guy! Ehie would be regretting standing up for him

Ogbeni, I nor mention any name o. I come in peace!

Even the CBN governor looks CORN-FUSED!

brain54:

Nice panties...

Lol!

jaszplus12:

Na waaaaa ooooohhh!
For me, it's not the labor pains, just that emotional input surrounding bringing up children! People overlook it but it's a very serious matter! If not balanced, one can go mad!
I was praying for two, but when I had the first I told myself it's ok...but you know women!

You are a very wise man!

brain54:
I see what you did there...

No mind me o jere!

I am waiting for the next thread when he buys ogiri Okpein in bulk to come show Nairalanders.!