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Christianity EtcRe: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by CockPit(m): 11:09pm On Mar 24, 2024
Who listens to an illiterate Nigerian pastor? They all climb the pulpit to give their personal opinions which I don't care about. About 99.99% of them never conduct any kind of Biblical research.
RomanceRe: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit(m):
Taiwojon:
You didn't answer my question

No wonder you don't know where you stand
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RomanceRe: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit(m): 10:12pm On Mar 24, 2024
Taiwojon:
Do you even know Jesus?
Do you know Jesus?
EducationRe: . by CockPit(op):
Chummynoni:
what is your whatsapp numbr? Or better still, add me with my number at signature.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by CockPit(m): 8:19pm On Mar 24, 2024
madridguy:
grin grin grin

At this point, there's nothing anybody can tell me, Obi is working for Tinubu. It is now very obvious Tinubu is the one backrolling him directly or indirectly to reduce PDP chances cheesy
It sounds very funny but the reality is Obi actually worked for Tinubu in the last election to destroy PDP and Atiku.
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by CockPit(m):
huxley:
Those so-called educated adults who get fleeced in this way by this clerical conman deserve it abundantly for being so gullible. I only feel sorry for the infants and not-so-educated who have not got the means to know better.

It is the "educated" gullible Christians who give fraudsters like Pastor Chris legitimacy and the rest of the community looks up to the choices they have made and emulate them.

So if you count yourself educated and wise and you feel let-down and exploited by Pastor Chris, you deserve it handsomely. smiley
Any educated individual who gets deceived by the fake pastorpreneur Chris and his fake miracles is a functional illiterate.

I have known Chris to be fake for the past 20 years. Same with TB Joshua and Lazarous Mouka. I can name tons of them and sincerely wonder why people even listen to these conmen!

Our government has indeed failed us which is why lots of Nigerians are being set up as willing candidates to be deceived by these sets of Pastorpreuneurs.

I would rather listen to my dog bark for 2 hours than listen to any of these con-men
BusinessRe: CBN Policies Paying Off as exchange rate (N1431/$) posts Best Gain in 6 Weeks by CockPit(m): 4:56pm On Mar 24, 2024
Goodlady:
Let's say it's you am referring to.
Wetin go happen?
E o le fokonla deru bami.
You should be very scared of okon'la!
RomanceRe: Yesterday I Had Sex With A Lady Infected By Staph Aureus. HELP! by CockPit(m): 4:36pm On Mar 24, 2024
ThugOfWar:
Yesterday, an old lover came to my house. We haven't seen each other for almost 5 months. When she came we talked a bit and started watching a movie and along the way we started playing and it led to sex embarassed

Before the sex, when I removed her bra, she said she did not want to get intimate with me. But she went ahead and kissed me ended up with raw sex.

All that happened yesterday. This morning now on WhatsApp, she sent me a hospital diagnostic test which indicates she has Staph Aureus.
I have called her severally now but she's not picking up.

Please what drugs can I use to solve this issue at an early stage as it is cry
Congratulations my man. You and the Staph deserve each other. Enjoy your Staph in peace. Next time, you will not prioritize 30 minutes of fun over your life.

I am so happy for you man! Even the name name "Aureus" come sound like a Roman name.
RomanceRe: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit(m): 4:30pm On Mar 24, 2024
Taiwojon:
You are making it funnier than it is.

What Is micropenis has to do compare to what God can do.
The man need JESUS so as you.
Repent
Taiwo omo John, It is your GO's and pastors that need repentance. They are businessmen who have become very wealthy on the back of the poor.

Matthew 7:22-24
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
EducationRe: . by CockPit(op): 6:46am On Mar 24, 2024
Sucre6:
What is the side job for, I beat your spec-stated
It's a project on certain subject in Microeconomics, I will need you to complete an assignment and you must get about 95% if possible. We can connect on Whatsapp and talk better and you will name your price.
Education. by CockPit(op):
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BusinessRe: CBN Policies Paying Off as exchange rate (N1431/$) posts Best Gain in 6 Weeks by CockPit(m): 4:30am On Mar 24, 2024
4right:
CAPITAL BIG LIES!!!!

I deal with Economics data analysis.
The fall across the Board against almost all currencies been Pounds or Eur, it was due to what America FED (Just like CBN for Nigeria ,is FED for USA).
The FED decided to keep the National Interest Rate on Changed 5.5%.
Note: - CBN is trying but they are not responsible for this recent developments.
Are you an Economic graduate/ Very good at Economics, I have a project and will pay or If you know anyone who is a very good economics graduate or student.
Christianity EtcRe: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by CockPit(m): 2:49am On Mar 24, 2024
JooEeL:
Lol stay blessed bro. Mean no harm... just debating.

No hate at all. Wish u peace.
As a Christian, I love your debate and logic. Thy are very sound and in order. Hopefully, our people will wise up and get delivered from the these Pastorpreuners.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by CockPit(m): 2:46am On Mar 24, 2024
Sapasenator:
That reminds of an interview I had in the internal control department of Zenith Bank about 2005.

I was asked why I had graduated with a 2.2 in accounting since I already was a chartered accountant before my degree.

He said I was expected as a CA to have graduated with nothing less than a 2.1.
I told the interviewer it was a part-time degree and I was so busy at work I couldn't complete any test or assignment, basically, I didn't take the degree seriously as I had a very good job before finishing my degree.

I just smiled, stood up walked away from the yeye interview.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by CockPit(m): 2:45am On Mar 24, 2024
Ibechris2:
U are calling that wahala girl sweetheart.

U no well honestly.
The girl that might be a secondary school drop out catching cruise on NL.
RomanceRe: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit(m): 2:38am On Mar 24, 2024
Taiwojon:
You need JESUS
O Ye faithless generation!

What is a micro pen*is to the power of our God.

You don't believe in miracles?

Every Dry bones of micro pen*is shall RISE AGAIN and become a mighty army!
RomanceRe: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by CockPit(m): 2:15am On Mar 24, 2024
There is nothing God cannot do. If dry bone could rise again, what is micro-p*nnis compared to the power of God.

Take a full bottle of anonting iol and gently annoint the MP and say after me

O YE SPIRIT OF MICRO-PE*NIS,

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

DIE BY FIIIIIIREEEE!

DIE! DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by CockPit(m): 10:38pm On Mar 23, 2024
Believeintruth:
And Tinubu is not a tribal bigot?
I mean, Obi is spending his energy and will never be appreciated. If I were him , I will just enjoy my money and let Nigeria crash.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Islamic Training Centre In Lagos (photos) by CockPit(m): 8:09pm On Mar 23, 2024
helinues:
If Peter Obi want us to take him seriously about his romance with the Muslims,he should build 2 central mosques in Anambra state

grin
Even if he builds 10 mosques, you will still remain the same tribal bigot you have always been. Obi is wasting his time as Nigeria is beyond redemption. I would chop and clean mouth and let everyone answer their father's name.
Christianity EtcRe: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by CockPit(m): 6:21pm On Mar 23, 2024
The mumu pastor is closer to God than Kumuyi whose wife died.

They were all silent during Covid-19. Nobody is falling for any staged miracles anymore.
Christianity EtcRe: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by CockPit(m): 4:59pm On Mar 23, 2024
GreatVocalist:
Work of God? What work exactly is he doing? How is he edifying the church and bringing lost souls to the faith by calling out pastors? I'm not a big fan of pastor Chris, but what makes him a fraudster?
Nothing Godly about Chris. He has no business with God but Naija is a country where most are brainwashed religiously from 1 year old and worship these charlatans.

Oyhakhilome is charlatans and has never had any business with God and most Nigerians have been religiously programmed just like ISIS, without the violence.
Christianity EtcRe: Bring Mr Ibu And Mohbad Back To Life — Daddy Freeze Begs Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by CockPit(m): 4:28pm On Mar 23, 2024
GreatVocalist:
This guy called daddy freeze is doing a lot of damage to the body of Christ, and he calls himself a Christian?
Which damage?

Oyakhilome is a fraud and freeze is doing the work of God
CrimeRe: Man Machetes His 75-Year-Old Father To Death For Selling His Land by CockPit(m): 2:00am On Mar 23, 2024
press9jatv:
Abeg bro, it’s okay. As far as I’m concerned, she’s older than you, I understand the level of your comments to her, but at least you shouldn’t insult her in a dirty manner, you should have alighted what she did. I think I have corrected her on that. I see at the way you are not happy with her comments, she generalised her comments to the whole state instead a particular person. This is not good enough. You too try and apologised to her. Both of you no wan gree. Really 2024: no gree for anybody. Just respond responsibly Abeg, everyone sees the reason why you are angry at her comments. And the bad part is that you don post her picture on the media, you don exposed my sister to the world. Abeg take it easy now. The way you are angry about her, you should be angry at your politicians too. Abeg take it cool
May God richly bless you.

The Bible says "Blessed are the peacemakers" May all your prayers for 2024 and beyond come to pass.
EducationRe: Reactions As SS3 Student Buys Benz by CockPit(m): 7:50pm On Mar 22, 2024
He will be broke at 40? As much as I despise crime, why not invest the proceed quietly? Why the obsession to show off? I dont get it!
PoliticsRe: Governor Uzodimma Appoints Brother As Imo State Deputy Chief Of Staff by CockPit(m): 4:40pm On Mar 22, 2024
[quote author= post=129055090]Dem no get another human being for the state wey come be say na him brother him go put there?!
Nonsensical nonsense 🙄[/quote]Even if you enter there you go appoint your brothers and relatives including those his critics. An average Nigerian is both tribalistic and Nepotistic. I am not supporting Uzodinma but thats reality in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Nigerian Visit Visa-How to apply by CockPit(m): 10:26pm On Mar 20, 2024
Sapasenator:
Hello guys, I am looking to apply for a Nigerian tourist visa from out of the country.

Is the entire process online?

It's a visit to Nigeria in April next month. Has anyone ever applied for a Nigerian visit visa online from out of country?

Kindly share your experience.
Start the process here

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Enter iVisa.com application page to begin the process.

Fill in the entire request form with all the necessary information about yourself, including your travel details.

Pick a processing speed according to how fast you want to get the document.

Our agents will review the request and they’ll inform you if there are mistakes.

Obtain the Nigeria Tourist eVisa on Arrival for citizens of Canada by e-mail.

You can print it to get it ready once you’re there.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is a Nigeria Tourist eVisa on Arrival?

The Nigeria Tourist eVisa on Arrival is an electronic-stored document issued by the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) to allow the entry of travelers into the country.

By having this online document, all travelers can continue to get an Entry Visa issued at the port of arrival. After you arrive at the port of entry, you should go to the desk marked ‘Visa on Arrival’ for biometric registration and issue of the entry visa. That’s all you’d have to do.

Start the process here

I’m Canadian, do I need a visa to enter Nigeria?

All Canadians must apply for a Nigeria Tourist eVisa on Arrival for Citizens of Canada once this document is in use. By now, you can only get an Embassy Registration but stay alert to iVisa.com as we’ll launch the Nigeria Tourist eVisa quite soon.

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TravelRe: German-based Nigerian Man Reveals Survival On Expired Supermarket Scraps by CockPit(m): 11:20pm On Mar 19, 2024
illegal immigrant alert! go back to your country and have some self-respect?
FamilyRe: Can You Advise Someone To Marry In This Room by CockPit(m): 8:01pm On Mar 19, 2024
mariahAngel:
So, what are we saying, what are you saying? huh
I mean, you had your own space to yourself.

Do we need to remind you that in Nigeria, with a room like that, you're most likely to share the toilet, bathroom and kitchen with your neighbours? Do we?
I actually grew up in two rooms like that, 2 parents and 7 kids? Its not desirable and not a good experience I would recommend for anyone.
FamilyRe: Can You Advise Someone To Marry In This Room by CockPit(m): 7:59pm On Mar 19, 2024
Elohorp:
Pregnant is a game it can come even when on active protection,so why gamble

I believe if a man gets married too early,when his not yet stable it prevents him from actually ever getting his footing in life
100% in agreement with you.
FamilyRe: Learn Contentment; Do Not Be A Beggy Beggy Somebody by CockPit(m): 10:17pm On Mar 16, 2024
I have trained myself with the mantra "whatever I don't have, I don't need"

I could not even ask my father for money growing up.
FamilyRe: Please I Need Help Family by CockPit(m): 9:07pm On Mar 16, 2024
Moshybear:
Convince you in what way?
forget it!

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