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Romance / Re: Just For Men : Advice Women On Anything by CockPit: 3:25am On Mar 06
Iyatola, you dey advertise this your cowbell milk for your dp
Family / Re: My Wife And I Have Reconciled by CockPit: 2:10am On Mar 06
una go fight again?
Politics / Re: Obaseki Inspects Edo Radisson Hotel Project (Photos) by CockPit: 12:30am On Mar 06
they will never build factories or agricultural facilities, No libraries or recreational facilities. Only Hotels and Beer parlors.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Trucks For Smuggling Foodstuffs To Neighbouring Countries by CockPit: 10:32pm On Mar 05
I need GPS coordinates for that container, I love yam die.

Here i come!
Food / Re: See The Bread I Bought For N1400 by CockPit: 9:51pm On Mar 05
You are even lucky, I bought this same size for N5000 in Equitorial Guniea yesterday. Tinubu is working!

See bread as E squeeze like Obaseki's face!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Aide, Israel DMW Curses Estranged Wife Sheila (photos) by CockPit: 9:04pm On Mar 05
What an slowpoke!
Travel / Re: UAE, Yet To Commence Visa Issuance To Nigerians - Onanuga by CockPit: 7:15pm On Mar 05
How is granting visa to Dubai a big achievement? I honestly don't get it? If a country that is not mine never wants me, I will never visit them. I would rather enjoy my vacations in exciting African countries. My plan in the next 5 years is to Holiday in most African countries and Enjoy the cultures.

Why are Nigerian obsessed over where UAE lifts the ban it does not make sense to me. I have never visited Dubai and see no reason why I should. If you pay my fight ticket and give me the visa, I still will not visit.

Kini big deal!

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Crime / Re: Robbery In My Neighbourhood In Abuja by CockPit: 2:34am On Mar 05
You wont be surprised if the robbers are here commenting
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Qatar Trip (Video) by CockPit: 11:39pm On Mar 04
Why returning!
Crime / Re: Robbery In My Neighbourhood In Abuja by CockPit: 11:06pm On Mar 04
Hungerbadoo:
Robbers came to my neighbourhood on sunday morning robbing from one house to another between 3:20am-5:00am in the morning. They first robbed a nearby house with no security fence where they collected two hundred thousand naira, and also went away with pepperd stew. Next is my kinsman's home where they tied him up and also made away with his laptop, phones and a Tvs motorcycle.

Another neighbour was not spared as he was stabbed on different parts of his body and left to die.

I've made up my mind to relocate from the area immediately my rent is due before it's too late.


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Pepperd stew?

Walahi, If I see peppered stew under this great Tinubulation, I go grab am.
Family / Re: Some Paradoxes In Life by CockPit: 8:59pm On Mar 04
Time can be your friend or your enemy
Family / Re: **** by CockPit: 7:45pm On Mar 04
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Family / Re: **** by CockPit: 7:37pm On Mar 04
Caaz:
My instincts tells me your



I don de observe the writing pattern.Anyways send the details.


Welcome back.

Na, this one na broke pastor looking to cash out. Shishi, I will not give!

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Family / Re: **** by CockPit: 5:52am On Mar 04
Abeg go get a job jari. Which kain fake pastor be this. Shish you will not get! Nansense!
Food / Re: See Foods Stuffs I Bought Today,@4500 ( Onitsha) by CockPit: 12:32am On Mar 03
sonssyo:
I sent one woman in my office to get stuffs for me today, it's amazing as she got this!

Thou she makes shakara but me I dey manage her shakara for this economy


I don't know how she buys her stuff grin grin grin
God bless madam Sadiya cheesy cheesy cheesy

How do we believe that you are married withiout the pishure of madam Sadiya?
Food / Re: See Foods Stuffs I Bought Today,@4500 ( Onitsha) by CockPit: 10:07pm On Mar 02
superCleanworks:


NYASH not yansh

abi dem no teach you how to spell for primary school?

Them nor dey teach nyash for pry school na

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Food / Re: ₦100 Akpu Costs ₦1,687 In Europe by CockPit: 9:37pm On Mar 01
Watianoengineer:
cool

It would have been 10pounds/fufu if Obi had been elected right?

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Crime / Re: Drugs Hidden Inside A Tuber Of Yam Given To A Friend To Deliver Abroad (Video) by CockPit: 8:01pm On Mar 01
Jennyclay:
Don’t you ever tell me to calm down undecided.

Never you quote me in this forum again!!

Nonsense!!
Mr. man, I will quote you, quote your parents, quote your ancestors and even if you have a pet, I will go ahead and quote your pet . So calm the f down OGA!

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Crime / Re: Drugs Hidden Inside A Tuber Of Yam Given To A Friend To Deliver Abroad (Video) by CockPit: 7:58pm On Mar 01
Jennyclay:
Don’t you ever tell me to calm down undecided.

Never you quote me in this forum again!!

Nonsense!!

Sir, calm down ok!

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Crime / Re: Drugs Hidden Inside A Tuber Of Yam Given To A Friend To Deliver Abroad (Video) by CockPit: 7:50pm On Mar 01
Jennyclay:
Why are Nigerian men so criminally minded

Reason I don’t blame foreign countries if they refuse to grant us visa. You nonsense men keep blocking ways for those who genuinely need help from these foreigners undecided.

Biko, for those who are traveling abroad shouldn’t help any Nigerian man to send anything abroad. If they want to send anything abroad, let them follow due process. DHL and other logistics are there to use!

Nigerian men you people should live right for once! undecided

Calm down oga!

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Crime / Re: Hardship: Man Kills His Son Over Last Portion Of Food In Abia State by CockPit: 12:05am On Feb 28
ElSudani:
This story ordinarily should sadden anyone. But when you have folks who said only people from one section of the country are hungry.

"O so si mi lenu o bu iyo si."


Ebi a piawala mi isi!
Family / Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by CockPit: 11:01pm On Feb 27
Orlu13:



the guy is an infidel and needs to be seriously dealt with since he doesn't know how to use his money well..animal

I been think say him be pastor. Verry yeye pastor!
Family / Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by CockPit: 10:44pm On Feb 27
Silentgroper:
tah .... Was it not yday night ..


I knew that wannabe pastor was up to something..
Pastor9inches ( pastorolokonla) if you're reading this.. I dey wait my own oo

Me too, I dey find the guy. If he no settle me na serious wahala he day. Enough is enoiugh. We boys cannot be suffering while the ladies are getting all the goodies.
Politics / Re: I Am Not Responsible For Nigeria’s Economic Woes - Olayemi Cardoso by CockPit: 8:13pm On Feb 27
Ogiame:
But you were everywhere blaming Godwin Emefiele when he was governor of the CBN....


You're a FAILURE, just like the way you call Emefiele. grin

Wetin emefiele dey do with the Bible. This country na cruise i swear. lol
Family / Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by CockPit: 8:10pm On Feb 27
SirLakes:
Na wa oooo

Ebi n pa mi ooo

Me sef dey find Tinubu rice ooo grin


Seun do giveaway before I reason your matter

Guy, you wan break Seun head?
Family / Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by CockPit: 8:08pm On Feb 27
Jewessgratitud3:
I can not keep this good news. Una kuku know say I no Sabi hide myself. cheesy

They were sharing half bag of rice yesterday at customs office off Unilag road but I didn't go so I announced it here Incase anyone wants to go and get their own share.

A kind hearted brother from here advised me not to go there because of fear of what happened the previous day where 7 people lost their lives. I said ah.. my brother I'm not going o cos I no kuku get power. He now said he can give me half or even bag of rice if I ever needed . Jokingly I said he should encash it cos I no go fit finish one bag alone. He asked me how much is a bag and I told him 80k na so this God sent sama my account this morning with 80k.

Who did it? Jesus oh my God wau!!!...

Na so I take collect my own one bag of rice o. Help me thank him. God bless you Sir.

Can you give me his phone number pls. I need to ask him something? thanks
Family / Re: . by CockPit: 3:45am On Feb 24
I am totally in agreement agreement with the Rev. Mother, no room for mistakes, check everything with a magnifier to make sure e dey work kampe. God bless the woman of God.
Crime / Re: Court Remands Anambra Lawyer Who Allegedly Brutalized Her 11-Year-Old Housemaid by CockPit: 1:55am On Feb 22
Why the baby come look like Soludo?
Food / Re: Union Protests Ban On Sachet Alcohol In Abuja, Gives NAFDAC 14 Days by CockPit: 11:15pm On Feb 13
You can ban anything but do not touch Okpaenyin and sokudaiye!
Politics / Re: CAC Says Content Creators Must Register, Pay Taxes by CockPit: 10:57pm On Feb 13
press9jatv:
which roads here, which security here, economy situation is at bad state. Just keep your clueless comments to yourself Abeg. Fg has failed woefully in its responsibility to the Nigeria people

I know you are angry at the government because they have failed which is totally justifiable, If you don't pay your taxes, you are failing in your duty as a citizen and not qualified to criticize the government.

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