Apologize:
As i slowly fade away i decided to use my last time to appeal to The good people of Porthacourt and Jehovah witnesses around porthacourt to pls come to my aid...at this point i feel like this is the end.

At this point any form of assistance job ,financial, advice, housing etc will be greatly appreciated . I CAN BE REACHED VIA Mikewa662@gmail.com for now.

You said you wanted to quench and still looking for assistance.

Can I have your phone before you quench?

Try watch football in a location with a girl you like or have a crush on when Nigeria is playing.

After a goal you can jump up and hug her tight to celebrate and she would't even mind because everyone would be so excited. I did this as a teen.

Best way to get a free hug from a crush.

mariahAngel:


This one is going to be quite difficult o.

Are you Igbo?

Yes. Awka.

Was in the east three times. 1993(oso Abiola), 1998 and when I was smaller.

mariahAngel:


It's an Igbo adage.

It is a very good one. Can you type it in Igbo for me. I did not grow up in the east and always trying to learn the language.

kiddkash:
When a snake doesn't behave like a snake, children will think it is a rope and use it to play

Nice proverb! I am hearing this for the first time..

ValarDoharis:
Na because house fall nai make goat climb am.

Asipa owe!

Mountain goat go climb two storey building wey stand!

Standstrong:


N22,000

If you send to my inbox evidence like your employment letter and something that shows you are real. I will send you the two months pay and advice that you leave that job and go look for something else to do. Do not fight him. The society is lawless and you have passed through abuses already.

How much is your monthly salary?

I am sick and tired of this question.

This economy is the best I have had in a long time.

Thanks APC and Tinubu and my mumu APC voters who can't see beyond the bridge of their noses.

BigDickProblems:
Its been a while now I broke up with my GF. Moved to a new area, I feel so lonely mehn. Although I'm introverted, but shit, this is tougher than I thought. At least I need a girl around. I need to feel love again . I can't do hook-up cause I find those girls disgusting. Moreover I need someone to cuddle, I can't do that shit with a hook-up girl. There is this girl in my area, but this girl looks like a hoe. This Bachelor life is not what I anticipated.

Rice/Spaghetti/Indomie every now and then. This is not fair.

Are you even old enough to have a gf in the first place if you can't live with and manage yourself.

Watianoengineer:
Go to Anambra they claim Peter Obi built and see the tough faces of street urchins and Agberos doing worse than what is happening in Lagos. Peter Obi would have been worse than what we are experiencing now in the country. A man that couldn't manage tiny anambra state wants to rule Nigeria. God forbid. Thank God we dodged a bullet.

Shut up if you have nothing meaningful to say.

iswallker:
This is the reason the western world separates religion from governance

So that evil politicians like this first family will not use religion to deceive the masses.

If you expose your religious bias in the workplace - you get fired.

When politicians turn to prophets rather than implementing sound economic policies - it's called deceit.

And they prophesy while they squander the available resources.

The most sensible comment on this thread. Most Nigerians are gullible and superstitious.

Tinubu is in France enjoying himself.

Waiting for Tinubu to come fix Nigeria.

Apologies accepted,

Next time, refrain from campaigning naked, wear some clothes sotigbo.

Agba n'tara Nigeria Ltd.

tishbite43:
Queen Eliza wicked sha
😂😂😂😂

She nor die on time shey make him son rule early

How do you say "Ebi Npa wa o" in Hausa language?

adewale2011:
The Government should legalize Private Ownership of Gun. Each Bus Travelling with 15 Passengers should have Two armed Army with it. Nigeria is Currently at War with itself.

There will be more crime. Blacks are too emotional and lots of husbands will shoot their wives.

Iampromoted:


That is why Government has to effect the death penalty for convicted kidnappers. Or draft in intelligence officers on covert mission to eliminate them. Then this nonsense will stop.

Senate members needs to be kidnapped before they can introduce death penalty for kidnapers.

I also believe the security agents are working with these kidnappers.

Once you pay ransom, there will be more kidnappings because they now have more resources to kidnap. Also, others will realize kidnapping is lucrative and join in the business. No two ways about it.

This is what happens to irresponsible leaders who forgive terrorists.

Ready for more kidnappings and save your ransom money!

Let them not protest. Sit and be complaining on Nairaland.

advanceDNA:
they paid ransom before release, which they gathered on their own with help from people..

....so whats the governor thanking the president for..... ?? Abi the governor wants be unfortunate niii??

The governor and the president are both useless and clueless individuals.

Rip to the driver but the important question no one is asking is

WHERE ARE THE COWS?

Is Evans also a herdsman?

Herbiodun09:
Come 2027, i ll still vote BAT.

If BAT no dey, na Atiku.




Obi can be president of Biafra republic

Come 2017 I go vote BAT, if BAt no dey, I go vote Seyi or Remi Tinubu.

chopnaira:
There was indeed a country. Anyone expecting anything different in 2027 or 2031 for that matter must be living in a lala world.

There is no country, earlier we realize this. APC now has access to to central bank to hire thugs and derail election for the next hundred years

Originalsly:


NYSC shouldn't be scrapped ... it needs to serve its purpose. Absolutely... the FG needs to invest in making skill building institutions such as the ones you mentioned... but after graduation... they need to serve time in NYSC exercising their skills .... not graduating as a plumber and serving time as a kindergarten school teacher.

@ topic ... blowing smoke in our eyes while this is all about creating another avenue to loot. He is saying to empower the youths ... what about the youths of today who already have the skills? A bank to give loans ..... and grants ... grants is the real loot hole.... grants ... free money. We will soon hear the money had all been distributed ... mainly via grants ... but yet we will not know anyone that ever received such.

Can you tell me what NYSC has achieved in the past 10 to 20 years.

Eriokanmi:
God don save us, na to save ourselves remain, from the shackles of tribalism and religious bigotry, which always influence our decisions when voting a leader into power. We'd always end up in choosing wrongly until we shun these 2 menaces bedeviling us as a nation

2027 elections will still be voted and decided through duo lenses of religious bigotry and tribalism.

They would never change and I have come to accept that.

No matter what they pass through in life, they never learn a single lesson.

Nigerians deserve their leaders and like followers, like leaders!

7upnigeria:


Good reasoning, not everybody reasons like this. A whole lot of fools in the world now, going by what I've been reading so far.

"A choice to pay or turn back", where is the choice in extortion!

Replace Nysc with a one-year paid skill building program so that if graduates can't get a job, they at least have a skill to start a business.

Skills like sewing, plumbing, welding, Agricultural farming, auto mechanic,video editing, graphic design

RepoMan007:
one thing about students is grace to remain on one food diet for months.

Rice today tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. What a grace!

Na bad grace my brother. According to the book of Sapa ch3 v 4

He go still campaign for Tinubu in 2027 once cash change hands even if Tinubu destroys the country the next 4 years.

Oma wa ni, E je o se e!

When I was in school, na garri(garium sulphate) we dey survive on. Just come back from trekking in the hot sun, pour cold water on a bowl of garrri and first drink the water on top.
That one dey give strength like blood tonic.
Now garri don cost.

Jagaban till 2100. Na your mandate we all stand!

No retreat, no surrender!

We go get sense by force.

Tribalism don die!

Argument of who own Lagos, don die!

Tenant disrespect host argument don die!

Very soon, the only way to escape Nigeria will be through SNIPER under the MASTER PLANNER!