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FamilyRe: Meat Seller’s Wife Surprises Him On Birthday (Photos, Video) by CockPit(m): 1:54am On Feb 02, 2024
That meat seller may be making more than millions of graduates with fat ties
FamilyRe: Are You A Good Single Lady? by CockPit(m): 1:52am On Feb 02, 2024
OverlyFavored:
Quite a lot but I would rather discuss it in private with her.
If you have a lot to offer, how are you not able to get a woman in your society?

Are you handicapped? Talk true now!
RomanceRe: Just For Men : Advice Women On Anything by CockPit(m): 1:41am On Feb 02, 2024
IyaTola:
We are the weaker vessel. It was from your 22 ribs they made us.
I have to count my ribs. Not sure they are up to 22 though. Let me get a calculator!
TravelRe: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by CockPit(m): 1:40am On Feb 02, 2024
REGINALD001:
grin IT WAS EARLY DECEMBER, MINE WAS ALMOST 45MINS, THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE WHICH WAS SUPPOSE TO TAKE 30MINS, BUT DUE TO THE HARAH WINDY CONDITION IT EXCEEDED THE EXPECTED TIME....... WITHIN A MINUTES PAST THE 30MINS.....I GOT TWO EMAILS AND DIRECT CALL WITH APOLOGY AND ASSURANCE, AND WAS TOLD THAT IT WILL BE BACK IN LIKE EXTRA 30MIN ......BUT BEFORE 20MINS IT GOT RESTORED .........WITH ANOTHER EMAIL FOR APOLOGY AND ASSURANCE.........

THAT 40MINS WAS LIKE 10HRS TO ME BECAUSE EVERY ACTIVITY HERE IS BASICALLY LIGHT......JUST NAME IT.
I was so excited when the light went off for about 5 minutes after more than 7 years. At last, I can finally feel Nigeria in the darkness.
RomanceRe: Is It Weird That At 24 You Have Never Dated A Man In Your Life? by CockPit(m): 1:00am On Feb 02, 2024
VinnyBaba:
OP, nothing Strange! sad

My Female Bestie in school back then had never Dated any Guy in her Life.🤨🙂

She liked BestieShip than relationship and always allowed me to PRESS and Touch once in awhile! wink smiley
What were you "pressing" and "touching", I am totally cornfused!
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Married Men, Hardly Wear Their Wedding Ring? by CockPit(m): 12:49am On Feb 02, 2024
I do not like wearing a ring. It means nothing in the grand scheme of things.
PoliticsRe: Vp Shettima Slams Nigerians For Laughing At Naira's Crisis - (video) by CockPit(m): 12:43am On Feb 02, 2024
Nigerians deserve to be called clowns for electing these idiots to power!
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Kwara Monarch, Abduct Wife, Two Others by CockPit(m): 12:14am On Feb 02, 2024
iwaeda:
Just as the woman said. grin grin grin grin
I can bet that those kidnappers will be paid and never arrested.

A mumu country that forgives terrorists, what do you expect.
CrimeRe: Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin Jailed For 6 Months For Spraying, Stepping On Naira Notes by CockPit(m): 12:04am On Feb 02, 2024
Coming from a country that forgives terrorists!

Why not a fine or some community service?

Mumu judges and mumu laws!
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Kwara Monarch, Abduct Wife, Two Others by CockPit(m): 12:02am On Feb 02, 2024
If they can do that to a monarch, imagine the fate of the common man.
CrimeRe: Pastor Pleads For Mercy After Being Caught Wearing Full Camo (pic/video) by CockPit(m): 12:00am On Feb 02, 2024
What is his crime?
CrimeRe: Pastor Pleads For Mercy After Being Caught Wearing Full Camo (pic/video) by CockPit(m): 11:21pm On Feb 01, 2024
Wawelexy:
Please o leave pastor alone, he told his members he will help them wage war against every battle of their lives, that's all his tryna do, please allow him cash out with the camo grin


Jokes aside, there's one pastor that cash out with this tactics back then in Ilupeju Mushin area, forgotten the name of his church, he put on full army camo and organised a crusade themed; War against Satanic kingdom I think. Baba really pulled crowd with that stunts that year grin
No be Apostle Tom Samson
FamilyRe: **** by CockPit(op): 10:48pm On Feb 01, 2024
Eunoiaa:
Really?

So when they start with the vitriol, you're sure you can with withstand it, and filter them?


Okay. Because I sure don't see the reason for creating this thread if at all it was true.
There are no reasons for creating threads. People just create them.
PoliticsRe: 81% Of Working Nigerians Don’t Add Value To The Economy – Taiwo Oyedele by CockPit(m): 10:06pm On Feb 01, 2024
madridguy:
Another useless talk as usual. Did any Nigeria leader ever make Nigeria an enabling environment for the citizens to grow? Capital No..

You don't give us good and motorable roads.

You don't give us good security of our lives and properties.

Same government still allow thugs, herdsmen, Boko Haram, and many more to be killing us..

You rogues cannot provide good medical facilities for us Nigerians but you jump around enjoying what other leaders provided for their country... Shame on you all.
You call them out when they dissapoint despite your support. That is good.
FamilyRe: **** by CockPit(op):
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BusinessRe: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by CockPit(m):
NEIGHBOUR:
Bros, out of the three major candidates, can you pick out any of them that didn't play ethnoreligious card at the last election.?
Non of the present politicians care about the people.
Just eye service. We know their backgrounds.
Bros. We don pass theorizing stages and we are in the ralm of the pratical.

We had APC for the past 8 years who failed woefully. We should not have rewarded them with another mandate.
Now, they know they can get away with non-performance and trample on the masses and still get re-elected.

I am not a party person but Tinubu helpen enthrone Buhari just for the selfish reason of becoming the president and nothing more.

He kept quiet while herdsmen massacred the people and Buhari damaged the country.

I would have vote for anyone thag is not APC or PDP.
TravelRe: What Is Your Cost Of Transportation Daily From Work To House by CockPit(m): 8:15pm On Feb 01, 2024
jojothaiv:
Short cut from Ikotun Egbe (Alimosho) to Lekki (Island), baba abeg drop the OT na.
I am a full card-carrying member of APC and I get a huge discount anytime I show korope drivers my APC card. Sometimes, I carry APC broom to work. I have saved a lot on transport and you can try it.
BusinessRe: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by CockPit(m): 8:07pm On Feb 01, 2024
Jimafe31:
Renewed shege banza grin grin grin grin

Where is vulture griller, Helinues and other Homo Erectus promoting the cocaine sniffing criminal as president
Walahi, you be vawulence promax,

The plan on that board is way better than whatever plan Tinubu has for Nigeria.

Fellow Nigerians, I can tell you with relative certainty say we don enter a collective one-chance with Tinubu and APC
Family**** by CockPit(op):
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BusinessRe: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by CockPit(m): 7:57pm On Feb 01, 2024
I love what is going on. A big lesson for people wey carry tribalism and religion for heads.
BusinessRe: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by CockPit(m):
Ogene001:
Tinubu stockpile more than any other person. Be thinking that these people care about your well-being
TravelRe: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by CockPit(m):
ogbonti:
people do not die of accidents and crime in developed society? even in the UK do you know how many fatal stabbings happen a day ? do you know many people die from mass shootings in the USA every year ? who told you people do not die of heart attack in western world? yes people trek alot in naija calling it sufferin but that is the cardio that most people living in the western world are denied off because of driving to every point and then heart attack happens because the body lacks constant exercise and before you mention gym availability in western countries how many people find time to use that gym membership? who told you there are no car jackings - needless murders and abductions in the USA ? Have you seen the list of missing kids and missing person in the USA for the past 1 year ? you will be checked to your marrows - google is your friend
FamilyRe: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by CockPit(m):
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TravelRe: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by CockPit(m):
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FamilyRe: Who Is Tired Of **** by CockPit(op): 7:04pm On Feb 01, 2024
Xosh:
Your choice.
What exactly do you want and why are you so pained by a post on a faceless forum? I honestly dont gerrit.
TravelRe: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by CockPit(m): 6:59pm On Feb 01, 2024
ogbonti:
dog wey won loss will never listen to his owner whistle - fact of life ----- while we are running away by japa - BROKE AZ Z CHINESE KIDS and LEBANESE kids are arriving NIGERIA in droves and will become our "ECONOMIC" colonial masters in the next 10 to 20 years from now
Hope you get 100m ransom when dem kidnap you or somebody in your family. Can you do road trips at night from one state to the other in Nigeria?

Wait until you have a medical emergency like a heart attack , stroke, or kidney failure and die like a chicken. Nigeria will happen to most people at some point.

Some people are running away for security and peace of mind and not necessarily money. Here in Gambia for the past 5 years and i do not miss Nigeria for one day.
FamilyRe: Who Is Tired Of **** by CockPit(op): 6:52pm On Feb 01, 2024
Xosh:
Let the man be.
Ok. I will do your whish and let the man be!
FamilyRe: Who Is Tired Of **** by CockPit(op): 6:45pm On Feb 01, 2024
Xosh:
But a sour single 46yrs old meatpie goes about nairaland narrating how she has hooked up with a divorced father of 6 kids, trying to crash her twin sister abusive marriage yet you guys kept quiet,But my gender making his family proud is what is itching you.

Please let the man be.
With women, we expect some certain level of attention seeking which can be overlooked but not with a grown-ass man for lawd sake. It's like an adult show and tell session and it starts getting annoying at some point.
FamilyRe: Who Is Tired Of **** by CockPit(op): 6:37pm On Feb 01, 2024
Xosh:
Lord Jesus cheesy
Bros, Wetin concern our Dear Lord with female panties. grin cool cool grin
TravelRe: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by CockPit(m):
faceland:
Also pray hard that after making money kidnappers doesn't eat it after raping and killing hostage.

Imagine after suffering to earn, you have to pray to God for protection because their is no justice for the weak here.
Them no born kidnappers well where I dey. Baba don fortify me with oruka,Igbadi and ayeta!
TravelRe: What Is Your Cost Of Transportation Daily From Work To House by CockPit(m): 6:33pm On Feb 01, 2024
Jomandi13:
How ...? explain pls...thanks.
It's a secret route. You have to first promise, if I tell you, you won't tell anyone. We don't want this route to be congested. You get my drift! cheesy
FoodRe: Chicken And Waffles For 7500. Pics Included. Fake Lekki Life by CockPit(m): 6:28pm On Feb 01, 2024
mariahAngel:
Wow! Your wife is really trying o! 😃

You're in food paradise.😄
Now I am in trouble. I have to watch my weight and eat less food according to my doctor in other to live longer.

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