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Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Shares Perfumes & Books To His Constituency, Nigerians Reacts by CockPit: 9:02pm On Feb 02
Why are people complaining after voting for him.

Omo wa ni Eje o se!

Enjoy the fruit of your votes!

Elliot should get them all those smelly aboki perfumes next time to reset their brains!

The constituency deserves Elliot and no one should complain.
Travel / Re: Airfares To UK, US, Others Jump By 55% by CockPit: 7:49pm On Feb 02
gaby:


Sapa jam Japa, yo

We were living a sapa with Bubu yo

But BAT came and sapa Japa yo

Now even Japa see Sapa shout.. Emilokaaaan...

Emilokaaaan Japa go France to chill while Nigerians Sapa...

Sapa sapa

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Travel / Re: Airfares To UK, US, Others Jump By 55% by CockPit: 7:44pm On Feb 02
gaby:


Let's get in the studio and make a hit song with this our new catchphrase...

Na me go do the rapping..you go dey on the melody

Sapa, sapa, Sapa...

Sapa jam japa and japa nor fit japa
Travel / Re: Airfares To UK, US, Others Jump By 55% by CockPit: 7:30pm On Feb 02
We die here!

Nobody is going nowhere. Let's shut the gates of MMIA and NAIA

Las Las, Nigeria go turn into one giant prison for everyone.
Travel / Re: Airfares To UK, US, Others Jump By 55% by CockPit: 7:27pm On Feb 02
gaby:
Lobatan

Even Japa don jam Sapa

na Sapa jam Japa!

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Business / Re: Naira Rebounds As Banks Offload Excess Dollars by CockPit: 7:23pm On Feb 02
Fake News.

Let CBN continue using paracetamol to treat cancer!

I just checked and nothing has come down and change fx every day.

E lo fokan bale, the master strategist will fix Nigeria when he returns from France.

He will perform the same miracle that has turned Lagos to NYC.
Politics / Re: Six Things You Need To Know About Anambra Burial Law by CockPit: 7:18pm On Feb 02
adecz:





He should start with the expensive
marriage culture of his people, where
it has become impossible to marry
Igbo girls because of the list of items
which goes over 2million Naira and above.

He will soon get there, na step by step.

It was passed by the state house which represents the people.

If you want to marry Anambra babe, I can help you negotiate get a discount from the N2m so don't be afraid.
Politics / Re: Six Things You Need To Know About Anambra Burial Law by CockPit: 3:46pm On Feb 02
adecz:




Better concentrate on governing
& stop interfering in the cultural practices
of your people..

The cultures have been there for centuries
but your tenure is only 8 years maximum..๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘

Na very useless burial culture used for extortion.
Religion / Re: How The Press Lied Against Me - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome (Video) by CockPit: 3:44pm On Feb 02
This mumu patorpreneur again!

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Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Shares Perfumes & Books To His Constituency, Nigerians Reacts by CockPit: 3:34pm On Feb 02
Way to go. Too many bo and smelly armpits in his constituency.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Bans Public Display Of Caskets, Depositing Of Corpses Beyond Two Months by CockPit: 3:07pm On Feb 02
They worship corpse in that state
Crime / Re: Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin Jailed For 6 Months For Spraying, Stepping On Naira Notes by CockPit: 5:29am On Feb 02
A useless government that forgives terrorists!
Family / Re: Meat Sellerโ€™s Wife Surprises Him On Birthday (Photos, Video) by CockPit: 1:54am On Feb 02
That meat seller may be making more than millions of graduates with fat ties
Family / Re: Are You A Good Single Lady? by CockPit: 1:52am On Feb 02
OverlyFavored:


Quite a lot but I would rather discuss it in private with her.

If you have a lot to offer, how are you not able to get a woman in your society?

Are you handicapped? Talk true now!
Romance / Re: Just For Men : Advice Women On Anything by CockPit: 1:41am On Feb 02
IyaTola:
We are the weaker vessel. It was from your 22 ribs they made us.

I have to count my ribs. Not sure they are up to 22 though. Let me get a calculator!

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Travel / Re: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by CockPit: 1:40am On Feb 02
REGINALD001:




grin IT WAS EARLY DECEMBER, MINE WAS ALMOST 45MINS, THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE WHICH WAS SUPPOSE TO TAKE 30MINS, BUT DUE TO THE HARAH WINDY CONDITION IT EXCEEDED THE EXPECTED TIME....... WITHIN A MINUTES PAST THE 30MINS.....I GOT TWO EMAILS AND DIRECT CALL WITH APOLOGY AND ASSURANCE, AND WAS TOLD THAT IT WILL BE BACK IN LIKE EXTRA 30MIN ......BUT BEFORE 20MINS IT GOT RESTORED .........WITH ANOTHER EMAIL FOR APOLOGY AND ASSURANCE.........

THAT 40MINS WAS LIKE 10HRS TO ME BECAUSE EVERY ACTIVITY HERE IS BASICALLY LIGHT......JUST NAME IT.

I was so excited when the light went off for about 5 minutes after more than 7 years. At last, I can finally feel Nigeria in the darkness.

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Romance / Re: Is It Weird That At 24 You Have Never Dated A Man In Your Life? by CockPit: 1:00am On Feb 02
VinnyBaba:


OP, nothing Strange! sad

My Female Bestie in school back then had never Dated any Guy in her Life.๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ™‚

She liked BestieShip than relationship and always allowed me to PRESS and Touch once in awhile! wink smiley

What were you "pressing" and "touching", I am totally cornfused!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Married Men, Hardly Wear Their Wedding Ring? by CockPit: 12:49am On Feb 02
I do not like wearing a ring. It means nothing in the grand scheme of things.

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Politics / Re: Vp Shettima Slams Nigerians For Laughing At Naira's Crisis - (video) by CockPit: 12:43am On Feb 02
Nigerians deserve to be called clowns for electing these idiots to power!
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Kwara Monarch, Abduct Wife, Two Others by CockPit: 12:14am On Feb 02
iwaeda:

Just as the woman said. grin grin grin grin

I can bet that those kidnappers will be paid and never arrested.

A mumu country that forgives terrorists, what do you expect.
Crime / Re: Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin Jailed For 6 Months For Spraying, Stepping On Naira Notes by CockPit: 12:04am On Feb 02
Coming from a country that forgives terrorists!

Why not a fine or some community service?

Mumu judges and mumu laws!
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Kwara Monarch, Abduct Wife, Two Others by CockPit: 12:02am On Feb 02
If they can do that to a monarch, imagine the fate of the common man.
Crime / Re: Pastor Pleads For Mercy After Being Caught Wearing Full Camo (pic/video) by CockPit: 12:00am On Feb 02
What is his crime?
Crime / Re: Pastor Pleads For Mercy After Being Caught Wearing Full Camo (pic/video) by CockPit: 11:21pm On Feb 01
Wawelexy:
Please o leave pastor alone, he told his members he will help them wage war against every battle of their lives, that's all his tryna do, please allow him cash out with the camo grin


Jokes aside, there's one pastor that cash out with this tactics back then in Ilupeju Mushin area, forgotten the name of his church, he put on full army camo and organised a crusade themed; War against Satanic kingdom I think. Baba really pulled crowd with that stunts that year grin

No be Apostle Tom Samson
Family / Re: **** by CockPit: 10:48pm On Feb 01
Eunoiaa:
Really?

So when they start with the vitriol, you're sure you can with withstand it, and filter them?


Okay. Because I sure don't see the reason for creating this thread if at all it was true.


There are no reasons for creating threads. People just create them.
Politics / Re: 81% Of Working Nigerians Donโ€™t Add Value To The Economy โ€“ Taiwo Oyedele by CockPit: 10:06pm On Feb 01
madridguy:
Another useless talk as usual. Did any Nigeria leader ever make Nigeria an enabling environment for the citizens to grow? Capital No..

You don't give us good and motorable roads.

You don't give us good security of our lives and properties.

Same government still allow thugs, herdsmen, Boko Haram, and many more to be killing us..

You rogues cannot provide good medical facilities for us Nigerians but you jump around enjoying what other leaders provided for their country... Shame on you all.

You call them out when they dissapoint despite your support. That is good.
Family / Re: **** by CockPit: 10:05pm On Feb 01
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Business / Re: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by CockPit: 8:26pm On Feb 01
NEIGHBOUR:


Bros, out of the three major candidates, can you pick out any of them that didn't play ethnoreligious card at the last election.?
Non of the present politicians care about the people.
Just eye service. We know their backgrounds.

Bros. We don pass theorizing stages and we are in the ralm of the pratical.

We had APC for the past 8 years who failed woefully. We should not have rewarded them with another mandate.
Now, they know they can get away with non-performance and trample on the masses and still get re-elected.

I am not a party person but Tinubu helpen enthrone Buhari just for the selfish reason of becoming the president and nothing more.

He kept quiet while herdsmen massacred the people and Buhari damaged the country.

I would have vote for anyone thag is not APC or PDP.

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Travel / Re: What Is Your Cost Of Transportation Daily From Work To House by CockPit: 8:15pm On Feb 01
jojothaiv:

Short cut from Ikotun Egbe (Alimosho) to Lekki (Island), baba abeg drop the OT na.

I am a full card-carrying member of APC and I get a huge discount anytime I show korope drivers my APC card. Sometimes, I carry APC broom to work. I have saved a lot on transport and you can try it.
Business / Re: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by CockPit: 8:07pm On Feb 01
Jimafe31:
Renewed shege banza grin grin grin grin

Where is vulture griller, Helinues and other Homo Erectus promoting the cocaine sniffing criminal as president

Walahi, you be vawulence promax,

The plan on that board is way better than whatever plan Tinubu has for Nigeria.

Fellow Nigerians, I can tell you with relative certainty say we don enter a collective one-chance with Tinubu and APC

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Family / **** by CockPit: 8:01pm On Feb 01
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Business / Re: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by CockPit: 7:57pm On Feb 01
I love what is going on. A big lesson for people wey carry tribalism and religion for heads.

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