₦airaland Forum

Death penalty and firing squad if found guilty.

cjrane:
In this day and age when you can contact people in America via WhatsApp, they are bringing back this policy that stopped dollar remittances into Nigeria. They have just opened business again for those who would ask you to give them the dollars in America and then they will transfer the agreed naira equivalent to your loved ones in Nigeria.

Ultimately, Nigeria loses on the dollars her people would have sent into Nigerian banks. The dollars remain abroad while the people in Nigeria who need dollars to fund their accounts abroad are merely asked to pay naira into an account in Nigeria and they will credit your account in China! So the dollars never enter Nigeria.

Leave them. I have found a new reason to cut off all the people I have on my payroll. After 4 years of great Tinubulation, if they survive, they will vote with their brain next time.

Quodseverismete:
Email me, because so many fake people online claiming so many things. I am a busy person but if it's statistics, results guarantee.

I got someone already. Thanks for your response.

flames007:
In my humble opinion sir, you think you're smart, but you're not.

Why do you say that, I am curious to know?

Quodseverismete:
Dm me if you are genuine

I am the one to dm you for you to make extra money?

Standstrong:
Please check again

I responded to your email.

Standstrong:
Reply your DM sir please. Thanks

I didnt see any dm

Why are people Japaing from Nigeria. Ki lo'n sele gaan!

RIP to the dude!

IreMIDE1:
I know of someone, 090 2745 9318, you can reach me through that

I don't want an intermediary. I need to engage such individuals directly.

I need

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Standstrong:
Reply your DM sir please. Thanks

Ok. Give me a moment.

femisplash:
RIP, hearts were really racing, flying and jumping out of the mouth like Argentina-France final. However, the "richest nigeria in ivory coast" was an unneccessary sensationalism.

Totally unnecessary. See the guy face like agonyin beans.

Anyways. RIP to him

Biggaboi:
Did this yesterday
Took all my willpower not to overstep my bounds with the hugs as per a good guy wey I be. 😂

It always works and the lady will not realize you are not celebrating the goals, merely enjoying the hugs and amooshies. Hehehe

Bahamas95:
I don go get the picture myself.

Ok, if na so e dey work always as you talk why this babe nor gree for baba?

Kiss to far nau. Haba. Na hugs baba for start with. Kisses are never used to celebrate and I can't kiss a girl wey nor dey brush twice a day.

Hugs first. 4 goals, 4 tight hugs to celebrate and smoosh.

Nor go try kiss stranger o, them go call police for you.

Bahamas95:
Abeg who get the picture of that baba wey dey try kiss Ivorian babe for stadium?

Make una show this bros.

A go like see that picture.

Apologize:
Are gambians this dull?

You wan quench and still they insult person?

Tell me how you go take make heaven after you pai yourself?

Rizzputin:
Once you realize that women LOVE sex and would do just about anything to get earth shattering orgasms, you'd start to see them in a more accurate light.

Before I dive in, I have to make it abundantly care to the moral police out there that my try to lecture me on the dos and don'ts of married women. Kindly put whatever advice you have in a folder called "Not important"

Because after all, concerning what you're about to read, the morals are not that important. If i didn't fùck them, someone else will.

So yes, for the past for years, people's serious girlfriends and "God fearing" wives have been graciously sucking my dìck with little to no remorse for their partners. They make a good percentage of women i have romantic affairs with

But I'm not here to boast but rather to inform you on some discoveries i made. Some are surprising. While others are shocking you might think you're reading something from a movie. You might know some of them already too.

If you've ever wondered why women cheat, this will explain a lot. And if you've ever wondered why i say men are usually at fault when women cheat you'll understand why too.

So let's look at some insights I've discovered. I wanted to separate them into different categories, (you'll get why once you continue reading) But no time for that.
So we'll just have to go with what we have


● Boring men finish last. If I could pick one recurring theme why these women cheated, it's due to lack of passion. Somehow, the fire and spark ran out.

Their bfs and hubbys stopped performing and being the man they used to be. They stopped showing attention and affection. Stopped being exciting & adventurous. And that's all that was needed for the devil to steer their direction into my arms.

The amount of clueless men are rising. And they're everywhere. From the red pill to blue pill to purple pill. Men don't seem to understand that if you want your woman's devotion, you have to be someone worth devoting to.

In fact, i have come up with a theory: Give any new relationship 4 months, 7 months, 2 years and 5 -7 years checkpoints and the girls would cheat. These are the time lines when men on average tend to start slacking

It's always funny when these women complain about how their relationship is boring. Or how they wish their husband was loving like me.

You might be tempted to say "why can't she communicate with him?" You'd surprised how many have. But trust most men with their over bloated egos. That they can't see when their ship is sinking cuz their ego blinds them

● Picking the wrong woman. No matter your game or money or charms or looks, it won't save you from the wrong woman

Wrong women come in different forms: maybe she's not compatible with you or you both argue a lot. But that's not the kind of woman I'm referring to

Im referring to women that are too damaged to be wife or gf materials. I don't believe in degrading women so I won't call them hòes. But you get the idea... some girls are just to far gone to be saved.

The problem is this women often bring the sweetest vibe, sex, chemistry and conversations. They are experts at playing the feminine submissive role. After all, they've been in that position so many times... they've mastered the art of pretending.

Sometimes after fùcking or vibing with someone's gf or wife, i spot so many red flags i wonder who is the clown that wifed her up.


●Manipulation Tactic 1: Opening up.

Some time last year i went to a girl's house for Netflix & chill. I brought pop corn and a bottle of coke for two of us.

Her bf called soon after and they were just vibing. Then she decided to "open up" And tell him that a guy brought pop corn for her. They talked briefly about that: You know the usual who is he bla bla

Once they were done, few minutes later... we were passionately kissing each other and then i was pounding her fat ass (her ass was fùcking fat)

I've noticed a lot of clown men fall for this. Because their gf told them about a guy, then surely she's loyal.

Well let me make it clear unless it was something really funny or embarrassing if she's telling about a guy toasting her, you can be 99% sure she will fùck him or already has. If she tells you about a guy "disturbing" her and then asks what should she do, make it 99.99% that's she's fùcking him

A really loyal girl would not entertain such things. Or start asking you what should she do. Unless the guy is harassing her. And even then, it could still be a lie

The next point will help you make a better decision


●Your intuition is your best friend: Trust your gut

Sure, sometimes guys have trust issues or are unnecessarily paranoid. But your gut feeling would hardly ever lie to you.

Case in point: a girl and i passed her bf's house to a hotel. While i was kissing & fingering her, his call came in

Of course, i applied pressure. She could barely talk and as the words came out she let out soft moans. Girls love this by the way. She cut the call because it was getting to intense. But she picked it again. This time, her bf, suspecting something was off, requested a video call. He said the place she's at is echoing

She declined and said she's on the road so she cant do it.Lol. And then proceeded to get angry that why would he suspect her.

The bf started apologising and saying he trusts her but that he just wanted to be sure. They both ended everything on good terms. The guy posted her that night with "my forever" lmao

If your gut is hinting at something, most likely a good idea to confirm


● when men don't have boundaries

One delusional mindset men have is that once they find a "good girl" then everything has set.

Well here's something for you. Every girl will test you and if you fail, even if she's good... she'll be tempted to get smashed if you don't bring her back in line

Women generally have this self destruct mentality. That is, if you dont guide and lead them with a firm but caring & genuine hand... she'll ruin herself, you and the entire relationship.

Another case in point: A guy had a good gf. But his gf had a childhood friend that was more of a baddie. She was throwing a birthday party. The theme from the fliers and all was screaming naughty. And you bet it was.

Now i know the guy and the girl told him about the party... and rather than telling her not to go because it was an all night event and the nature of the party, he agreed to let her go

She came to the party... got turned on by the unending display of dìvks and her friend that encouraged her to have fun... and me and another guy ended up railing her that night.

Of course, me and the bf are not friends so he'll know nothing about that night from me. But whether he realizes it or not, that night has changed their relationship

And he could have been prevented by saying no. Probably he didn't want to offend her. But you shouldn't have a problem offending your girl in the interest of you, her and the relationship

Creating & maintaining boundaries is crucial for a working relationship


●Being too controlling

I know i just told you to have boundaries. But the goal is to be in control but not to be controlling

Unnecessary red pill toughness, too much check mating will just make her feel trapped rather than safe in the relationship.

And as humans, once she feels trapped, she starts craving freedom & adventures.

You have to find a balance. Too much of everything is bad. Including control. You want her to feel safe but not too safe. You dont want her to feel "trapped"

A common word I've heard with girls that have controlling bfs. She might put it up with it for a while till she finds an opportunity to let loose.


● Fùck her well

This one needs no further explanation. If you're NOT fùcking her well, there is lack of sexual compatibility and things will end sooner or later


●Buying affection, love

Never start a relationship based on money. It will end.

There's a saying, the more you spend on a wedding, the weaker the marriage.

Strong beautiful relationships are built on love, passion, emotional connection, communication, lust and good sex. Money helps but it should never be your starting point or your foundation

Unless your aim is just to be fùcking. But for long term relationships the deeper stuffs matter more than superficial materialism

Anyways, that's it. Feel free to reflect on them and see ways you can improve your overall lifestyle

You are wasting your energy, time and life on unimportant things and at the same time sounded proud of yourself.

Wonders shall never end.

[quote author=okerekingsley90 post=128357587][/quote]I had a friend jump down from a storey building and kept running and shouting after a Barcelona goal.

Too much tension during a football match. Lol

Apologize:
As i slowly fade away i decided to use my last time to appeal to The good people of Porthacourt and Jehovah witnesses around porthacourt to pls come to my aid...at this point i feel like this is the end.

At this point any form of assistance job ,financial, advice, housing etc will be greatly appreciated . I CAN BE REACHED VIA Mikewa662@gmail.com for now.

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mariahAngel:
This one is going to be quite difficult o.

Are you Igbo?

Yes. Awka.

Was in the east three times. 1993(oso Abiola), 1998 and when I was smaller.

mariahAngel:
It's an Igbo adage.

It is a very good one. Can you type it in Igbo for me. I did not grow up in the east and always trying to learn the language.

kiddkash:
When a snake doesn't behave like a snake, children will think it is a rope and use it to play

Nice proverb! I am hearing this for the first time..

ValarDoharis:
Na because house fall nai make goat climb am.

Asipa owe!

Mountain goat go climb two storey building wey stand!

Standstrong:
N22,000

If you send to my inbox evidence like your employment letter and something that shows you are real. I will send you the two months pay and advice that you leave that job and go look for something else to do. Do not fight him. The society is lawless and you have passed through abuses already.

How much is your monthly salary?

I am sick and tired of this question.

This economy is the best I have had in a long time.

Thanks APC and Tinubu and my mumu APC voters who can't see beyond the bridge of their noses.

BigDickProblems:
Its been a while now I broke up with my GF. Moved to a new area, I feel so lonely mehn. Although I'm introverted, but shit, this is tougher than I thought. At least I need a girl around. I need to feel love again . I can't do hook-up cause I find those girls disgusting. Moreover I need someone to cuddle, I can't do that shit with a hook-up girl. There is this girl in my area, but this girl looks like a hoe. This Bachelor life is not what I anticipated.

Rice/Spaghetti/Indomie every now and then. This is not fair.

Are you even old enough to have a gf in the first place if you can't live with and manage yourself.

Watianoengineer:
Go to Anambra they claim Peter Obi built and see the tough faces of street urchins and Agberos doing worse than what is happening in Lagos. Peter Obi would have been worse than what we are experiencing now in the country. A man that couldn't manage tiny anambra state wants to rule Nigeria. God forbid. Thank God we dodged a bullet.

Shut up if you have nothing meaningful to say.

iswallker:
This is the reason the western world separates religion from governance

So that evil politicians like this first family will not use religion to deceive the masses.

If you expose your religious bias in the workplace - you get fired.

When politicians turn to prophets rather than implementing sound economic policies - it's called deceit.

And they prophesy while they squander the available resources.

The most sensible comment on this thread. Most Nigerians are gullible and superstitious.