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adeoyekay:
My mum

why mum? What about your simblings or hubby.

My father is late, but the day i became a man i made a sincere appology to him for belittle'ing his all his sacrifices over the years damn !
I tought mum was bea.
Never knew behind those straight, serious and unloving face of our fathers lies selfless sacrifices.
damn me !

For me, there is only one person that has acess to my "nuclear codes" ,and thats,
"my brother".
If that man tells me to move 2nd niger bridge
Aswear i will do it in a minute lol
Reasons been that i know he could move the world for me if need be.

Yea,
In life we have all come across diffrent people who have directly or indirectly made great impacts in our lives.
But in all, it's my belief that some persons have stood the test of time and made so much commitment to us, that it is safe to say we are eternally in debted to them.
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.which begs the question,
" who is that one person, you can move a mountain for ?

he later realized his mistake mid way, by then all the content from the cup was already in his mouth damn !
What he did first was just as wild as what he did next.
He took his wife by the hand then went for a deep kiss in the process transfering some of the fluid left in his mouth to hers damn !

There was this close relative of mine's wedding i attended yesterday.
It was an igbo traditional wedding.
the weather was pleasant that day so the venue was packed with joyous echo of both friends and loved ones making merry,
who have carved out time from their busy schedule in order to be present that day.
The ceremony went on seamless without any hitch untill it got to a point were a certain (marriage ritual) task had to be performed by both the bride and the groom,
The bride had been giving a blessed cup of palmwine,(iko mmanya) by her parents which was a symbol of their approval (consent) to the blissful union.
This cup of palmwine was to be taken to brides husband after a bit of playful search among the guest.
In the end the groom was to take a sip from her cup.and give the remaining content back to her to drink, unfotunately the groom didnt know and drank all the palmwine damn !
Damn Niggha just messed it all up.
Which begs the question,
"Do know your traditional rites well enough"?

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Vinnie2000:
Yes OP.
I remember when Genevieve Nnaji seduced and Begged me to do but I turned her because I love Big Yanch.

Rotfl, Damn you man.

brain54:
You mean Joseph the dreamer…?
That Joseph…are you sure you aren’t dreaming right now?

Not dreaming man, Shit happend in my early hustling days. That should be around 13 years ago.

Being able to try out diffrent styles in the heat of sex is most times a plus to the ritual, but often times there are styles that are just outrightly useless. Example,
Six-nine(69): please, dont tell me anything this useless style contributes absolutely nothing to climax during sex except for those whose fetish is to gaze down at each others butt-hole damn!
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Missionary style: this style is as useless as the letter p in psycology.
Imagine trying to bring a woman with already streched-wide-vagina to climax with this style lol
Just like swimming in the ocean.
My brother forget it all you labour will be in vain.

Add yours which sex style do hate most?

Theweekend:
Op if i talk wetin dey mind eeh !

wetin dey your mind, Oya come yarn am
Make we here

Amotolongbo:
No, but I’ve been in Joseph’s coats before. Coats of many colours

lol,
Funny you. Oya drop the pics lets see your coat.

Back in my early days of grinding i worked as a cashier for a firm.
And as a young hustling guy who just got himself of the streets i was determined to maintain an unshakable focus, or so i thought.
Untill one portiphar's wife incarnate appeared into my life.
Who is this strange woman you may ask?
She was beautiful, inteligent and smart. A glimpse of her could even have made the goddess of beauty jealous damn
She was my bosses fiancee and she was so much in love with me, and the feeling was mutual.
Despite the fact that she was working at a deffrent department and at a diffrent location she
Always made sure she came to see me everyday.
This brought great strife and tension between her and my then boss to the point my boss started beefing me damn !
I had to respectfully submit my letter of resignation,before i die for nothing .
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Which begs the question,
Have you ever let go of love,cause you were trying to protect yourself or your lover?
" have you ever had josephs dilemma before?

This thread is made to celebrate all loving men and women who despite the odds, submitted their sweat and blood in other to see their simblings rise even if it demanded them sacrificing their own dreams and ambition.
Thank u blooders"

True romantic love between two lovers is quite a bliss to behold or even experience, same witi parental love between children and thier parents which is quite natural, for parents owe their offsprings to great extent a certain amount of love,which is very understandable.
But there is a sphere of love that has greatly been undermined, overlooked and most underrated love on earth.
But today i plan on bringing it to the spotlight, to recieve its long shelfed ovations and accolades it had been denied over the years.
What manner of love is this you may ask? ......
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I call it the "simblian love".
The simblian love can best be described as a strong bond of sacrificial love amongst simblings.
What makes this love so special?, you may argue.
The simblian love has been proven to be a rare gem because, naturally our simblings happen to be our first direct competitors in life
For since time immemorial brothers have been recorded having great dispute and strife, even going for one anothers jugular damn!
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I will not claim macho man , despite all my sexcapes, There is this "ent" i regret ever letting her phuccy slip by damn ! Naive me.

ezechi24:
Which one is low smv

low " sexual market value", Which means your value in the sexual or dating market.

Till this day i am still perplexed on how a mighty nation like "troy",
Could be brought down to nothing'ness cause of a womans love damn! Daughters of balial,always out to bring a man down.

[quote author=Lilfire post=127003739]First of I be soldier

[quote author=LowKeyManny post=126999469]No be lie OP.. I see love that year I tuama. I see love so Tay one certain banny dah year con make me dey pass bush road and cross swamp just to enter or comot house dah year

Gadafii:
A woman has shown me love in a such way that it scares me

This girl was literally over me, met me at time I was having it roughly and mentally breaking down, but I wore the perfect smile outside, deep down I was literally dying

Met in school and in within fays class mates already insinuating and she doesn’t even care, always want to be around, take hundreds of pictures with me, hold my hands, never demanded shit from me other than”just say you love me too”

Omo lile like me that I had one thousand and one battles raging in my head who get time for love, I persistent told her love is big word I don’t want to misuse, that my actions towards her will tell

Truly I really made her comfortable, laughter, support her and ensure I advise her without sentiments

I tell you man, its damn scary.
Another mysterious thing i have notice is that, they only show this their side to broken/hustling man, who is no high spirit to entertain such. But never to a rich dude

Remijuice:
I'm in this kind of predicament at the moment.

More comment please!


Can it really quench this kind of fire

Too much of everything is bad...

Lol,
Yeah it can.
But for me i like to harness it .

Another group of women'sphere i forgot to include are, women with "low smv", damn ! Very annoying group.
Epecially when you happen to be young, vibrant and promising damn,
No go play o!
They can murder any other girl that comes to your way carelessly lol.
Those ones cling like leeches damn! "low-Smv bitcchies"

tabithababy:

come and say whats on your mind

As a man,the moment a woman is high on you, is the point you should start laying down ground rules,
Though she may protest, dont't give in.
But for some men reverse is the case. They begin falling as well and breaking frame.
Compromising on traits that drew these women to them in the first place damn.
Which in turn quel the womans burn flame.

Lee99:
Ahhhh OP tonight you have my attention, you got it spot on, when a woman simps it's the most ANNOYING thing in the world, I once had a girl like that she would come to my house unannounced, no call no text, nothing, when she calls it's to ask me if I'm home and which I always tell her I'm not, she'll still ask where I am or when I'll be back home, if I say I am at home she asks me if I'm alone, e tire me bro, and they can spend on you once they're like that trust me, but the over clingyness damn

Tell you blood, once you meet one like this eh, you can kiss your private life goodbye including your space.
Had one "ent" like that will always drive to come see me every of her lunch break,me i no send il just ran her throgh like one crazy tanker driver.
In the end she be looking like one witch with her makup all smeared and her hair do in disarray.
And me looking like one vampire from twighlight cause my lips and face all red up from her lipstick stains damn

Uncle96:
Its so crazy I tell you.

There was this one in Abuja, right after she caught feelings. She got herself naked after a warm shower in my apartment. Laid on bed while desperately asking me to come enter her. The moment I did, she was just shouting, my king , my king, in a trembling voice ...after the sex, she started crying that she does not want my thing out of hers.. that she wants it to always be inside her.. omo i saw another level of madness

Seems we dated same babe o lol,
Mine,after sex will want to sleep with my dickk buried inside of her damn.
Says it makes he sleep well.

That just another format to deny me of precious sleep that night because in the end she won't end up sleeping but keep twirling and rocking her waist gently untill, my inner man go vex give her another marathon of bleeping .
Thank God i no die for that girl hand.

vincenteger:
Yesoo The lady was possessive I never knew human beings can be handbag.
Just like shadow, she wants to follow you everywhere

Handbag?, Lol.

Ballzproblemm:
no but I lose interest when. woman show interest in me ,the fun is in chase

very annoying.
they don't know how to comport themselves when in love.
I once had one pompus neighbour who fell in love with me after straffing,
Immediately Na so my name turn to "daddy" damn !
Babe be calling me daddy everywhere, i just had to strongly rebuke her to stop damn ! .

A married woman that loves you can actually kill her husband for you.

Women are heartless, women are this and that many folks lament and lambast,but, i for one think there is a part of woman'sphere that is so underrated, and that is a womans "naive love" damn!
Have you ever seen a woman simping? damn! very annoying
This side of a woman is the most annoying side of a woman i tell you, women know this and thats why they try hard to hide it.
Trust me gents you dont want to be in that drama of a woman.
She will start behaving like someone possesd with marine spirit aswear.
She can do the undo, just to see you or make you happy.
I once had a girl who literally swam through a flooded street at night just see me damn!,
And another, that started demanding blood covenant after just two nights out,
lol haba sister be calming down.
I will just stop here for now.
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Which begs the question, "have you ever seen love and ran away"?