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Some names are not even Words, but sentences. I don't know who been dey supply these old people loud.

To be honest i dont't bear my real name except, only on official documents.
Aswear, i don't know which frequency my dad was vibrating on the day he christained me that name. My english name is so old angloxasian i have never seen anyone bearing that name on earth ( even on facebook).
Growing up i manage to bear my name as much as possible but, my name was so difficult that dey started people started calling me different renditions of my name that suits their linguistic capacity.
You may think i have it bad already just you wait till you hear my native name given to me by my grandma lol damn !
You may think i may find solace in my native name atleast but, opposite seems to be the case.
Infact my native is so complicated, its not even a word its a sentence lol.
Even a native from my tribe will have a hard time pronouncing my native name.
To avoid problems, i just had to jejely rename myself.

Which begs the question,
"Have you ever ditched your name for any reason"?

Stop talking.
Even though i have a deep voice, my words are always few.
Secoundly stop yapping at every convo,and even when you do speak, talk like you have all the time in the world, i.e make your speach slowly that way, they carry more weight.
Damn !

Blackmoran:
Meet a babe online... We started chatting for almost 6 month... So we decided to fix a date and that particular period was a month to covid..... And financialy I was broke, when I mean broke I had nothing in my account....
Not minding she came to my place I was still based in ilupeju.... My saving grace was I had food stuffs at home.... So I made beans and plaintain for both of us, we chatted gist.. I got to know she was in a relationship..... Not withstanding I got laid that same day she slept overnight....
I learnt a lesson that day when a girl is into you she will break all rules she gives to your competitor.... I didn't even give her transport....
Unfortunately we lost contact and was sceptical having a realtionship with someone cheating on his boyfriend.... "As they say the Cain they use to beat the wife, will be the same Cain the second wife will experience"

Truer words have never been spoken like this, blood.
"beans and platain" lol,

brain54:
Mine wasn’t really a date…

Was my then girlfriend’s twin sister (ex). Was just after my service period. Was going to drop her at home when we drove past a Chinese restaurant. And so I say something like “ hey… nice looking place. I never been to a Chinese restaurant before “ and she replies “ me too”.

So we both decided to try it out instantly… ( I used to be really spontaneous).

I wasn’t having much on me- which I took my time to explain to her. We were there just to have a feel of the experience.

The menu finally came and couldn’t afford any of the meals on it. Funny names with expensive price tags.

So we ended up ordering for drinks only.

We left after a memorable time together- she is a good conversationalist- with a promise to another visit when the pocket was more friendly.

So that’s about my first time experien

On a date with your girls sister damn ! thats quite intresting. Though its not too late you can still go on that date.

brain54:
Served what…
Pls be specific!

Read again bro

Date later turned out really great.
Total money spent was # 1800.
Her house was close so we proceeded to her place where i was served hot egusi soup she prepared.
Her hospitality was top notch as she proceeded to serve me a wet plate of cooshie damn!
I felt bad for her cause as sweet as she had been to me, my rod was on the other hand very harsh with her, as it sends soul-peircing-dagger thrust down her spine as she pleaded for leniecy, damn!
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Which begs the question,
" have you ever been on a sapa date that turned out memorable"?

Moral,.....high.
Ginger,.... Over high.
Vibez,...... Super high.
Bank balance,....extremely low,
Lol.
The funny scenerio above was a delima i found myself in sometime ago.
I have planed on giving one fine "ent" i met, a memorable first outing.
That was until my pocket ran a fast reality check on me.
Deal day came and the only money i had both home and abroad was 2k damn!
And just like that american movie "no reatreat no surrender" i coudnt raise the white flag.
I decided to just wing it (i.e to "go with the flow")
I called and told her to meet me at a pool club,of which she was really suprised at the sudden change of venue, of which i reasured her there was no qualms whatsoever.
(Aswear been calm is one of the most underatted attributes of a man).
To cut the long story shot i ended up tutoring her on the game of pool , with strong body contact releasing rush of adrenaline, cool jamz playing in the background, a can of black bullet and monster drink each, and lots of annoying misses.
Date turned out ....

Orgasmgiver123:
Yes Her mum sells food....... I fat for their neck

Lmao..!!!!!

Orgasmgiver123:
Ma man.... She has submitted that kpekus to you


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Babe was engeged to be married o.
Even the house where she lives and the business she runs both were owned by her fiance damn! .
Na there i wash hand commot for woman marraz.
I literarily had to change states lest i become a target for an agrieved niggha.

Homeboiy:
I only date for sex
If e pass one week and you never give me sex, I will end everything

Haba mana, My g is on energy saving mood lol. Baba no like stress

Orgasmgiver123:
I've got a beef with these nasty ass anti Spam bots, I wanna stick my rain boot deep into their asses to the point where it hits an intestine. I'm so angry right now. Damn you bots. Give me a location let's go settle our beef the old school way


One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot

Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Make that two.
damn!
Nasty bots.

... Don't even get me started on marriage damn..
I can still remember clearly the looks on her face as she utter those words to me..."babe i want you to stilll be fvcking me even when i am married, damn.
Those words sent shivers down my spine.

Truth be told there is nothing like "genuine relationship",
What we have is two bored grown ups playing games of the interlect, with each others heart.
One is in it for steady supply of seggs which he will soon find out the hard way that,he wont be getting much of it anyway.
The the other is in it for other gains, with finance and security toping the her chart.
damn!
All in it for selfish reasons. Damn there is truely no love in the street.
If world systems were to fall asunder i wonder how savage we will all be,mamybe even worst than animals damn !!
I still wonder....

I for one thinks that there should be more of free boxing centers and gym clubs were men can come together and pass time.
Cause it has been proving time and time again that most men are in a relationship cause of boredom.

Zonefree:
@bolded
You funny o

To be frank, you try o. 7 complete years of dating and you no see pant, talk more of shifting pant. Dem suppose immortalised you for one museum.

Lol,
Aswear am still finding it had to believe,
Like how is that even possible.
Can't even imagine it,like wetin we even dey do self.
damn !!

Nemesis0147:
Yes
Bc of money…
Me and my guy placed a bet that I can’t date the girl….so I chop him money.

Lol,this is mad
Like how you take girl heart play coupon lol

Thread Reminds me of back in the dark days, when my bro was dating a carterer damn !
It was heavenly babe was just bombarding us with assorted dishes damn it was bliss while it lasted.

Sonnobax15:
. I swear down I never had such intentions cuz I was/am the shy type.....Tho she initiated the move at a time but I refuted it.......and guess what,I don't regret it..

I guess thats the old you,maybe if it is now the case would have been diffrent.
I for one can hold such platonic relationships with a woman o but, if her green light becomes to daring for my likening i.e (challanging my potency as a man) i go just vex quench her.

ojun50:
Yes. Just to press breast and touch yash

lol, So this yansh and breast pressing lasted how for long

Sonnobax15:

Yeah.....

Dated my immediate ex for more than 7 years+ without any sexual intercourse.....

Funny enough that's one of the major reason why she still respects me till today even tho she's been married..

haba,
I don't get you o, was there no sexual tension at any point?
Or are you both deeper life members.
Abeg clear me

Mr cork, Childofdoom, Come and share your experience o

The norm is for sex but at least there must have been an exception.
Mine was when i dated my senior manager.
The moment i stepped into the firm i knew if nothing was done, she was going to be a thorn on my flesh.
So i went home maped out a plan for her.
To cut long story short we eventually dated.
The truth was i didnt need the relationship but i had to considering the kind of person she was, i knew she was out to give me a hard time.
So i got to her before she could get to me lol (smart move).
Fortunately the relationship turned out a success with lots of benefits for me.
Giving me some great leverage over my other coleagues at work.
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Which begs the question ,
" have you ever dated anyone,for other reasons beside sex"?

Lol,
Here is my short story.....
Back in the day when we were still kids.
I had these two friends
So one day,
there was a loose-gaurded "ent" that came around so we decided to take turns in our childish fantacy par "mummy and daddy levels" which constitutes of mere kissing,cuddling,smoching,fumbling and ece'tra, of which fvcking was strickly out of the context,
For we were still younglings.
So as agreed i went in first fumbled,mumbled and jumbled. In less than two mins i was out, smilling like someone who won a grand prize lol.
My other friend went in and did same and, was out in less than a minute.
Everything seems to be in peace untill the last guy kelvin went his own,
For more than five minute we didnt see him so we decided to go check on him only to find out, that our niggha have gone for "gold" damn !.
Niggha threw our damn bro code out the window and was banging the bichxx damn.
Lol.

DaTruths:
Because women are useless... All of them.

mosdii incarnate

Tuzzyjohnson:
Reason why most people are into illegal stuff like yahoo...

They have no other choice..

If you were informed 1 years before the incident that if you did yahoo you would have enough funds to save your moms life when the incident would happen will you do yahoo or prefer she dies...

May her soul rest in peace

Probably would have done then, no lies.
She kept tryin tell me something but couldnt,the words she utterd only came out in mumbles as tears rolled down her cheeks. It was no fun aswear brother.

.... Due to lack of immediate medical attention.
There an then i became vexed in the spirit not only because of my mothers plight because of my financial status,
I said to myself " if only i was was more financially bouyant ,maybe i could have afforded to fly her out the contry for proper medical attention" damn.
There and then i made a decision to take life serious and become better.
Even though not for my self at least for others sake.

"Adulthood na scam",
Said a songwriter.
The song stylishly made its way into the heart's of many. both the rich and the poor all vibed to this song not because of it's harmonious lyrics or for it's melodious tunes but, because this song in a unique way resonated with everyone, for everyone at a time in life had fantasied about an adulthood of bliss only to be awoken by life's reality.
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Which begs the following questions?,
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~ At what point did you realise that no one was coming to save you, that you had to take the reigns yourself and lead your life?
~ and, what situation influenced that decision?


Mine was when my mother died sick,
She was in great pains,as we rushed to the hospital,
A look at her you could tell the grim reaper was calling and she was reluctant to answer that call.
We got there payed for an emergency card only to later be informed that we had to wait for about an hour cause the doctor was currently not available.
To cut the long story short, she later died with tears in her eyes.....

Am i the only one feeling dizzzy from op's use of english words? Rest na abeg

My question still remains,
Why cant we stand against sex or all it forms
Like we do the devil ?
You-know, like kabashing , speaking in tongues and stuffs like that.
Does it mean that forces that be with sex are more greater than that of the devil?

Nonexisting1:
How does fornication relates to the devil? Mtchew. We have dicks and we have erections. If the dick is only meant for procreation, then man should not have dick until he is married. As long as single men have active dicks, that's a license to fucck just like we use every other part of our body for other activities. Quote the bible however you want it, you're just deceiving yourself.

It is clearly an undisputed fact that every other body part of a human is under his or her control except our sexual urge and response which are definitely out
Of our own control .

Samantha124:
Fornication is the devil's father...

If you cast the devil and he flees, fornication will come for you and you should flee before he catches you...

Lol,
More like sexual lust being a kid who have outgrown his father satan.
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Some times i think acbout the plight of young mr. Joseph in the bible who literally dived through the window whilst trying to escape from potiphers wife.
Did he, already understood this dynamics?