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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 26 Best Websites To Learn Incredibly Useful New Skills by COdeGenesis: 4:03pm On Aug 14, 2017
NO W3schools. Your list aint complete without w3schools abeg update your list. w3schools.com is the bomb
RomanceRe: The Tragic Love Story Of A Lawyer And Truck Driver by COdeGenesis: 11:53am On Aug 11, 2017
She should just train the guy the way the guy trained her. He picked her up when she was nothing and made her something. So she should reciprocate the selfless gesture shown by the man. Life is very unpredictable
Politics9yrs Old Boy Applies For NASA Job&this Happened by COdeGenesis(op): 8:57pm On Aug 06, 2017
When NASA announced last week that it was looking for a new planetary protection officer , the space agency received some incredulous responses. Some were agog at the six- figure salary : between $ 124,000 and $ 187 ,000 per year. Others laughed at the fantastical job title , one that conjured up science -fiction fantasies and battles with aliens . ( In reality , NASA says, the position is focused on preventing astronauts from bringing biological contaminants from space back to Earth — and vice versa.) But one 9 -year- old boy in New Jersey took the vacancy seriously . So he took a sheet of paper and an obviously well- sharpened pencil and carefully hand - wrote his application . “ Dear NASA, My name is Jack Davis and I would like to apply for the planetary protection officer job,” Jack wrote . “ I may be nine but I think I would be fit for the job. ” Among his qualifications? For one , he wrote , his sister says he 's an alien . Jack also said he had watched the TV show “ Marvel Agents of S .H. I. E .L .D .” and “ almost all the space and alien movies I can ” — though not yet “ Men in Black.” (In Jack' s defense , the 1997 hit movie with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones came out more than a decade before he was even born. ) Toward the end of his letter , Jack casually mentions that he is great at video games . But his final assertion is perhaps the most persuasive. “ I am young , so I can learn to think like an alien, ” Jack wrote. He signed off with his name and appended it with “ Guardian of the Galaxy” and “ Fourth Grade.” Jack soon got that simple yet elusive thing every job seeker wants : confirmation that his application had been received. James L . Green , director of NASA' s Planetary Science Division , wrote back to him right away. “ I hear you are a 'Guardian of the Galaxy' and that you 're interested in being a NASA Planetary Protection Officer, ” Green wrote . “ That 's great !” He also took the time to dispel any myths about what the job entailed. “ It' s about protecting Earth from tiny microbes when we bring back samples from the Moon, asteroids and Mars . It's also about protecting other planets and moons from our germs as we responsibly explore the Solar System .” In short , it' s light on the alien encounters . But Green signed off on an encouraging note, telling Jack to “ study hard and do well in school ” so that they could see him at NASA eventually . As a bonus, Jack also received a phone call from NASA 's headquarters in Washington to congratulate him on his interest. “ At NASA, we love to teach kids about space and inspire them to be the next generation of explorers, ” Green said in a statement . “Think of it as a gravity assist — a boost that may positively and forever change a person' s course in life, and our footprint in the universe .” Jack told ABC News that it would be “really cool” to work for NASA. “ I feel like — I am the only one who really wants a job at NASA this young, ” he told the news station.
CareerRe: Please Help! My Former Employer Demands I Refund A Month Salary... by COdeGenesis: 8:17am On Aug 04, 2017
I was in a similar scenerio, i was an intern with a firm for about 1yr and 3months, After probabtion of two months or so, They finally confirmed me,but two months after my confirmation I got another offer, a better one,In my appointment letter It was written boldly that i will have to forfeit one month salary if I didnt let the company know I was leaving in a month's time. So i had to refund the salary, though it took about a month. SO it all depends on what you accepted during your appointment ,if it wasnt wriiten that you should return one month salary if u didnt inform them ,then u dont owe them,but if otherwise please return the salary. It's like how immediately you got the salary you left there
HealthRe: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by COdeGenesis: 3:29pm On Aug 02, 2017
Prestige16:
Benue and Akwaibom no even sell ponmo compared to Portharcourt, Delta, Edo, Ebonyi and Imo state. I don see am with my korokoro eyes.
RIVERS PEOPLE TIDY PASS AKWA IBOM. AFTER BENUE NA RIVERS
HealthRe: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by COdeGenesis: 3:27pm On Aug 02, 2017
RUBBISH conclusion. WHAT'S the criteria for picking your sample for your dataset. You can't go to interior villages and conclude based on the test done there that over 50% have HIV/AIDS, that's like 1 in 3 couples are positive, rubbish analysis
PoliticsRe: Symbol Of Justice In Nigeria Leans On Stick For Support by COdeGenesis: 11:11am On Jul 31, 2017
cabal power don jolt am
CrimeRe: Oba Patrick Fasinu Assassinated & Burnt With His Car In Ogun (Photos) by COdeGenesis: 10:43pm On Jul 30, 2017
Idaraobong5:
Same happened to my dad... The assassins won't unpunished.... RIP Sir
Sorry about ur dad
RomanceRe: Pls Nairand Help Me About A Lady That Want To Train Under Me.. by COdeGenesis: 4:42pm On Jul 29, 2017
dacblogger:
The girl made a mistake by wanting to learn under you cos with the way you sound,you can rape somebody... angry
Na wa o
WebmastersRe: Sundar Pichai Visits Lagos And Computer Village Gets Him Intrigued by COdeGenesis: 3:43pm On Jul 27, 2017
nice one.... I just hope he pick up one brilliant mind from there and makes him a better person.
Car TalkRe: Innoson Sues Gtbank For N400billion Over Character Assasination And Defamation by COdeGenesis: 3:38pm On Jul 27, 2017
ibo kwenu
WebmastersRe: "Runtown, Naira, Anthony Joshua" Rank As Top 3 Popular Searches On Google by COdeGenesis: 3:20pm On Jul 27, 2017
rubbish
BusinessRe: The Pros And Cons Of Making Money On Fiverr by COdeGenesis: 3:19pm On Jul 27, 2017
All na to sell ebook.
EventsRe: "Let Him Come & Sleep With People Wives Again" - Facebook User Blasts Dead Man by COdeGenesis: 3:07pm On Jul 27, 2017
lolzzz. The man don scatter the man wife yansh... Never pray to marry a hoe
BusinessRe: Google CEO, Sundar Pichai Visits Nigeria (photos) by COdeGenesis: 2:48pm On Jul 27, 2017
freshmimi:
...Nice one!

If na woman now be CEO, dem go talk another thing

lipsrsealed

SMH.......#iyamnotunderstanding
yimu. how we you understand ? smh... bad belle
Foreign AffairsRe: Protest In Newyork, Washington As Trump Bans Transgender In U.S.Military(Photos) by COdeGenesis: 10:29am On Jul 27, 2017
HDee:
Well, it is what it is man, at least he gave a reason for the ban.
SHATAP ! WHICH RUBBISH STINKING RIGHT
PoliticsRe: Lunch In London, Anxiety In Nigeria - Reuben Abati by COdeGenesis: 5:36pm On Jul 26, 2017
Evaberry:
....

I think by now most brain working Nigerians already know abati is hypocritical, his government failed yet he's acting all righteous and upright. it's just downright distasteful. Writers are beautiful people who can change the world with a pen, Reuben abati is neither a writer nor beautiful
The fact that his government failed doesnt mean he shouldnt expose a failed government. Hypocrisy is when you see something bad and you call it good
RomanceRe: “i’m 21 And I Eat Ass” – Girl Advertises Herself On Twitter by COdeGenesis: 2:07pm On Jul 26, 2017
hmmm .. the baes above me lookoing for trouble
PropertiesRe: Lady Poses In Her Flooded Home In Yaba by COdeGenesis: 4:38pm On Jul 25, 2017
StephDamielola:
So you can stop flooding shocked shocked shocked shocked


Oh! I see the kind of person you truly are.


Take your mediocrity to who cares.
meaningless post
PropertiesRe: Lady Poses In Her Flooded Home In Yaba by COdeGenesis: 4:19pm On Jul 25, 2017
StephDamielola:
I will not insult you but educate you.

Since when did it become only the responsibility of the government to manage Flood and Aftermaths of Flooding?

They build drainage's and canals for you but you and your shithead generation will go and build and even dispose thrash in the Drainage, so how do you expect the water to flow?

Morally decayed Generation.


My Dad use to tell me even when i was a kid that "A mans problem is another mans fortune"

Do you know how much that girl will make if she has an NGO?
Like i said u a mumu. If government did not embezzle lots of trillions of naira meant to prevent this kind of occurence, this situation wont be this pathetic. The problem of Nigeria is her leaders.
PropertiesRe: Lady Poses In Her Flooded Home In Yaba by COdeGenesis: 4:09pm On Jul 25, 2017
StephDamielola:
Seems this is the latest trend?

Spits undecided undecided undecided undecided


Instead of using that coconut head to think out Ideas on how to stop the flooding or even create awareness on flooding and how to survive in times of flooding.

YOU ARE BUSY SLAYING IN A DIRTY WATER!!!! angry angry angry angry angry angry

YOUR TYPE MAKE US LOOK CHEAP AND STUPID IN THE SIGHT OF MODERN MEN....
mumu ..how is it ur business.. is it ur slaying ? must she do the work of government, u should be ashamed of urself for spewing out thrash.
HealthRe: Child Treated For HIV At Birth Remains Virus-Free Years After Final Treatment by COdeGenesis: 1:17pm On Jul 24, 2017
lonelydora:
Believe this at your peril. Gold Circle never pass 50 naira ooo.
Gold circle na 100 naira now per pack
SportsRe: World Most Valuable Players Under 21 List by COdeGenesis: 4:44pm On Jul 21, 2017
NA ONLY STRIKERS YOU SABI, WHAT ABOUT ACMILAN GOAL KEEPER, KIMMICH OF BAYERN MUNICH
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by COdeGenesis: 3:40pm On Jul 21, 2017
funmisticqueen:
One Side effect of the offering apart from the fact that you are a living corpse is that every statement you make can only interpreted as nonsense like what i quoted. In essence you are waste of time, energy, matter and space.

One last thing, you know you were simply hallucinating about that hollywood comment right? You would even be rejected for a low budget comedy skit.
This is serious
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by COdeGenesis: 3:38pm On Jul 21, 2017
lovelygurl:
Ooooooooh God, I said back off! Don't ruin my mood!
grin grin grin grin grin now u will form for me. I only wanted to slide into ur dm and spark up a relationship with you. I love beautiful black ladies, i can tell you are beautiful. Please lets not waste time, my name is Dr. Mike,based in isale eko lagos, I and enigmatic, pretty,intelligent,romantic,dogmatic and a lover of good things. will u be mine grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by COdeGenesis: 3:31pm On Jul 21, 2017
lovelygurl:
Ehn? Go back and read SLLLOOOOWLY but don't quote me again! Can't you see I'm busy enjoying the stupidity displayed by a certain fool.


Don't annoy me johr, mumu
grin grin grin grin nne come here.. stop showing me attitude. do u who i am? Dont let me unleash my dogs on u
EducationRe: Help! I am thinking of committing suicide by COdeGenesis(op): 3:30pm On Jul 21, 2017
I sold my sound system,sold my laptop, sold my speakers and shoes,was able to raise about 60,000 coupled with some school runs. My project defense is next week friday. What kinda job will I do that will fetch me that amunt of money. I have already made up my mind. Life aint fair
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by COdeGenesis: 3:26pm On Jul 21, 2017
alanka:
Nature is taking everything away from us at un-noticable rate

1. many young men bellow 40 years of age are having gray hair (apart from those artificial ones)

2. Life span is reducing, the technology is doing more evil than good. If you make finding about the causes of death rate you will find out that tech has lion share

3. Late marriage my merternal uncle got marriage at above 50, I am above single age, in office where I worked all four of us in the office are too old to be single but that is what we are

5. Menopause at age 40 some women are already in their menopause. Many of them married at 30 at forty their reproductive organ not guaranteed.

6. Low spam count many young men, a very large percentage of them are battling with low spam count.

7. Gender Disequilibrium: the gender is not balance. Many may therefore remain single

8. And others.

Sociologically this problem can not be engineered as the pastor is trying to do. Since the last 10 years I have heard of mass wedding more than 10 times around the world. Yet the new trend of population reduction continues.

The baddest of all is the artificial problem created by us for us and in us.

1. Economic hardship

2. Unemployment
relationship analyst weldone
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by COdeGenesis: 3:25pm On Jul 21, 2017
lovelygurl:
This is too bad. I thought I'd laugh when I watch the video but I was just disgusted. The fools even believe him. Those girls were extremely desperate, the way the lady without a husband was treated and how the pastor was feeling himself. Disgusting! So irritating! He should be behind the bars!
Awon feminist.. weldone.. u didnt talk about the guys it is only women u saw.. weldone
CelebritiesRe: Tekno Rocks Braided Hairstyle. Hit Or Miss? (photos) by COdeGenesis: 3:19pm On Jul 21, 2017
bbbabes:
Werin consign me
bad belle.. baes will like something but they would never admit it.
CelebritiesRe: Tekno Rocks Braided Hairstyle. Hit Or Miss? (photos) by COdeGenesis: 3:18pm On Jul 21, 2017
nanyapinkies:
cry he looks rilli cute
u look really cute too. I dont like injections, but i dont mind opening my fresh yanshh for u to shook me injection grin grin grin grin

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