₦airaland Forum

Emmatdayo:
na the husband i dey fell for,i pray she doesnt dump him later

ahaika23:
Buhari is a norther goat!

silento:
Good coders are here and good commenters here all so but anyway anambra people has the highest number of serious coders in Nigeria and here

ILoveMakonen:
I want a php programmer that i can rub mind with 4 christ sake. Naija so lame when it comes to good things! So angry!!

asalimpo:
His mouth is in recursion.

#When last did any meaningful thread, that wasnt on front page,on this board hit 12 pages within 48hrs? Can't remember.

donjayzi:
People who dont want me to kill the OP.

seunthomas:
I see you are dhtml support trying to play liberal...

donjayzi:
dhtml18 has been banned, that is why i am under the hood. . .

seunthomas:
Which challenge?? He threw the first punch and its my turn to send him his own question. So he has 1 point na(on the house).

donjayzi:
Now you start talking again, i thought you will say the full code was wrong again. What i gave earlier was a prototype that an advanced programmer can read - it was not meant to be compiler friendly or really run. But then, i have completed it so that an idiot can read and run it too - and you are annoyed eh?

The problem with you is that you are old-school, i am sure if i challenge you to a qbasic 4.5 competition, you might actually win. Or watfor77 (if you truly started coding in 1998, you will know what that means) contest.

donjayzi:
Dont mind him jare, he did not know that donjayzi and dhtml18 are the same person, so he fell right into my trap - and got caught with his pants down!

seunthomas:
Poll or competition. Poll is human generated. We engage in a challenge, you bring a problem and i try to solve it. You must be able to solve it too and i bring a problem and you try to solve it. We can go into any field(gaming,console apps,cloud apps,desktop etc) or pick specific fields(web development). Waiting for you..........

EngrBouss:
Please no arguments here ..... I would like to know if anyone can build a cloud program not app. Cheers

dhtml18:
I am sorry, but I only handle small-pay things, but that dude codehouse should be able to help you - he only deals in very big stuffs.

dhtml18:
Es posible!

dhtml18:
And a a real programmer enters. . . .welcome your highness, maybe you might show the OP the right way.

@OP, it is even not acceptable to distribute an app (no-matter-what) as purely an EXE, just like that (without any form of packaging).

Xamie271:
Hello everyone! I am a physics student currrently in my 300 level in the Southeast. I intend to embark on a project inspired by the loss of my PC. My freaking laptop was stolen and I couldn't do anything!!! The thing is I am competent with circuits designs and interfacing but what I intend to do requires a computer scientist (female) who is very good in all variants of C programming. Please if you know anyone who can be a good workmate I will appreciate. I stay in Enugu. Contact me via 09095424076 (call/whatsapp) or skherald97@gmail.com

asalimpo:
y female?

bobopinky:
I need a sincere advice from experienced folks on a passive investment of 250000naira for 6months that can yield a 50000 naira profit and also recoup my investment after the six months period.

Achilles2:
Ok
Today i went to inspection in one of our sites in Akampka. Cross River State. After the inspection, i say make i enter company farm go look for plantain wey i do take go back to port Harcourt. On my way to the farm this animal just commot from know where begin open eye for me oo.

I do am shuu shuuu. He no gree run. I come do am chaachaa chaa he still no gree run . He just dey there dey open eye for me. As i see say the animal no get respect for me, and in other to avoid story that touches the heart, i remove the military knife wey i dey carry for self-defense purpose . After 10 minutes or so of intensive battle I won the war. see result of the in pictures below.

asalimpo:
We could all pretent it's not an issue to avoid offending anybody.

Knownpal:
Like seriously? You need to see the different kinds of reasons that my head has been pondering upon due to the lack of our communication. I've sent a mail before you post this, you haven't reply. Please be in touch-able o.

asalimpo:
I meant front page of this section (programming) . Not front page of Nairaland forum. It's currently on frontpage now. I thought my context was clearly understood. Besides,it's unlikely such a thread would ever grace the main front page!

Sorry, but i think of the boards /sections/rooms as having their own frontpage (page1 or is it 0).

"lose status ... " = slide to page2 and keep sinking (gladly) into NL's abyss.