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asalimpo:
slip out of front page (lose status in front page) .. can we correct this glaring mistake so we can focus on the issue at hand?

Naa, no sense in that.. so you mean slip out of front page is the same as the statement in the bracket?

What's the meaning of "lose status in front page" as related to anything, When we both know that such post can't make front page ?

Knownpal:
ENOUGH OF THE ENGLISH CORRECTION, DO THIS PROGRAMMATICALLY.

System.out.println(all_programmers == null ? "They've moved to the States." : "There are programmers.";

Lol.. mate, im still away and my blackberry is faulty, hence the reason we dont communicate like we used to, got me another phone... will add you to my new whatsapp number.

asalimpo:
One day, this disgusting embarrassing title will slip out of front page.

Now i understand y some ppl literally recoil at bad spoken english.
The kind where the illiterate speaker is firing the poo out his mouth to the shame and embarrassment of his friends around him, ignoring their cautioning glances and taps.

Honestly, we should up our game.
Abi op, this construction no dey haunt you for night?

some well trained 5 year olds would point out your error.

Slip to front page, not out of front page.. can we now focus, please

Emmach10:
Hy Codehouse, i am Chimaobi Emmanuel, i am a programmer, can i have you contact?.
Mine is echimaobi5@gmail.com

Hi mate.. Here paulodiette(at)gmail.com

vfactor:
The op gave mirror as example na and said we should find the rest. Should I repeat it still?

You are right, I didnt notice..the rate at which poo makes front page these days has psychologically caused many not to commit time to reading

vfactor:
COUCH on the couch

STRAP on the broom

CORD behind the TV/monitor

CAT on the cat's tail

And TILES on the floor of the kicthen

All that and Mirror

ultimatex:
Dear programmers, I just built a desktop application using node webkit and i really do not know how to make money from the software.
Any idea or way please?

If your software is of any relevance and it proffers solution to a need, then, making money from your software requires you to market it.. hoping you have not developed another calculator.

Nokia strong Die and that fone go still work, put SIM contact me for your cheap data and you re good to go.

MASUGE:
HELLO CODEHOUSE
I would like to have this software for (Fuel Station Software ) what are the creteria of me getting it
this is my email rmasuge22@gmail.com,Skype rmasuge
I will be waiting

Hi, you can reach me on 08091605095 call or whatsapp, thanks

How much is the world class payment for this job? I've worked on series of serious projects and currently working on 3...

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ok OP I guess this thread is for fun? and you are not the Kwesotian family guy?

What is this?

Lol

fratermathy:
Every tribe on the face of earth has people with inclinations to scamming others. Urhobo is not unique. 90% of scammers and so-called "wayorists" in Nigeria are not even Urhobos.

It is even a mis-use of the language by the Yorubas, instead of Urhobo Wa do (a form of greeting in a gathering of the Urhobos), they mistook it for Urhobo Wa yo

All is possible

Proudly Okpe

I'm thinking...The other person is a guy with a wig and it is obvious, hence the need to tag both of them with the sign on their body to force the impression into our consciousness.

All I can see is "Photos Of A Feet Patching The Street With Cement And Gravel"

Product details
Screen size: 10.1 inch
Battery life: 9 hour battery
Display resolution: 1280 x 800
Weight: 1.7 pound
Operating system: Android (Honeycomb)
Storage: 27.3 GB
SD Card: 14.6GB

androidroot:
Hahaha

yup, the OP called it "animal" and just like Adam, you named it - Alligator!

androidroot:
This should be Alligator

Then Alligator it is...(only few will understand this joke!)

Peter Fabiyi, why? Peter, why?

dipotech:
Pls i need help on how to develop a software for fixed asset register. It's very urgent. I need it for final year project - Jo

Can be done for ya, if it is really urgent, 1-2 days completion time..Call, Text or Whatsapp: 08091605095

OP how can you be so comfortable with a human being becoming such...na wa for you o...your folly is epic!

This software is just what it is: Writing Information into Raw Data of an image file.

You could do the following with Digital Signature:

1. Write or Embed Encrypted Copyright Information into your any image file format

2. Upload Signed Image via FTP

3. If you decide, you can also use the mailing features

4. The Compression rate after signing an image is close to 90% without quality loss (I actually tried with a 1.20MB image file and compressed to 203KB)

5. You can use the "Shred" function to delete and destroy a file beyond recovery (I have this function in one of my softwares: (Smart Office) specifically to automate the monotonous task of every busy office environment with chat, file sharing with high speed, etc


You can do a bunch of things just check it out, might be useful http://www.4shared.com/rar/kKoB8iUFBkKba/DigiSign.html

(Note: You should copy DigiSign.exe into your directory or folder where your images reside and launch DigiSign.exe from there)

Hahahaha

See Tiwa lean yansh
See Wande dirty body
See Dbanj, na idiot
See Burna Boy Dross
See Iyanya, they play with HIV
Davido where are your Teeth

I just dey laugh in Kogi, na men go marry all these ladies for house o

Why Dija come be like malnourished fulani more like a sober ostrich
na joke I dey o

Good one but ive thought of your opinion above...imagine an ATM located at a busy location with 20% of people - shop owners, those in the car held up, those in banking hall, residents in that area, etc having the app installed on their phone, the analysis will be flawed by those who permanently for some reasons are stationed near that particular ATM.

Also, if even one have the app installed and there is no data and one is actually at an ATM location, the App will not count me as one of the crowds..so imagine those who might be offline at intervals.

The ATM apart from all other advantages, is intended to reduce queue in the banking hall...just like every other things that seem not to work in Nigeria, though other countries are enjoying the benefits of the ATM, ATM in Nigeria are old and most advanced countries in the world don't you use that sort of model any longer.

You cannot build an APP for everything, especially not the ATM, a high percentage of people who use the ATM, use it in order to withdraw money, few, do transfer, some to pay bills, which ever reasons, requires an individual to use their cards physically on the machine.

Their are so many things to consider as the cause of queues at ATMs location:

1. Most ATMs don't work at all: I mean the hardware is totally faulty, therefore the only available one will be shared among the waiting customers.

2. No Network issue: I will always say that internetwork is still not stable and costly in Nigeria, compared to some other countries: Imagine 5 ATMs with no network issue.

3. Technology Know-How: what about the knowledge of the use of the ATM, some people just take too much time on the machine just because they lack the operational knowledge of the ATM.

4. Old ATM with low hardware specifications: because the bank is new, outwardly decorated, with ATM that seems new with all the plastic coverings, does not make the ATM "NEW". Most of these machines don't process fast enough

5. Bank management fault: Most of these banks, employ just anyone who isn't supposed to be working in a bank, some of them will do well in other fields. Some people are generally slow and this affects the response people get in the banking hall..so most people want to use the ATM.

You see my friend, there are enough banking Apps and for the use of ATM, I don't see the need for an App that will reduce queue and I don't really see where it is applicable.

I'm sure you are thinking of how you can pre-process withdrawals before your turn, right while you are on the queue? Well I think it isn't possible because of the security in place.

On a lst thought though, your app will work with geo location to pin point ATM location, process your withdrawal via your phone, with all security measures in place and instead of interracting directly with the ATM, you finalise the process on your phone and whoooooooz, your money is out!

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