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It's pathetic to see Nigerians who probably haven't eaten all day & have no hope where their next meal is going to come from defending the same politicians who looted them blind like thier lives depend on it simply because they've cross carpeted to their favorite party. At this rate,the shuffering and smiling of Nigerians will continue for a long time |
ceecee0703:You mean a god in the midst of fools? Keep giving..in fact,give all you have. A fool and his money are soon parted. Not to worry,your private jet is on the way |
Chai so Oyedepo has added breast enlargement to his plethora of businesses? The geezer sure has some business acumen. His god must be proud |
SaintHephzibah:So pray tell,what 'sin' has the lion committed to be thrown into the lake of fire? If not just god being his usual raging,ill tempered self. |
Yeah..let ye pockets be heavy and overflowing. And give ye all that you have to the lawd. For your reward is in heaven. Kumbaya..halleluya! Meanwhile Adeboye is sitting there looking like 'i might just get another private jet after this convention'. Look at the cunning grin on his face. Says it all |
The one on the right of course. Remember for he is a jealous god.. visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me. The bloke with the machete fits that description perfectly. |
People find it hard to believe Oduduwa descended from the sky but these same folks believe a Jew died,rose up after three days,levitated to the sky and will someday return to take them back with him to allocate mansions he has built for them with thier tithe money. Vigorously smh! |
Tired noise..soured grapes |
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Dayum! God must be some lean,mean killing machine. Does he have any sense of humour? Because anytime i open my bible,all i see is kill..kill..kill. Death..death..death. Blood..blood..blood. He creates the impression he needs to be feared rather than loved. I can't bear the thought of spending eternity with someone or something with this sort of personality and characteristics. Who knows,i might just start another rebellion over there. Now it's becoming clearer why Lucifer rebelled. He couldn't stand the overbearing,wicked and bloodthirsty nature of his boss. Ahh..yes i'm starting to see the big picture now. It just hit me. But why didn't i see this before? Sigh. |
malvisguy212:The re-interpretation or misinterpretation of the bible is your stock-in-trade. So no surprises there. Matthew clearly stated that he hung himself and Acts claimed he fell into a valley and his entrails gushed out. Two clearly distinct reportage of the same event. But here you are,desperately trying to make them seem like the same thing..sigh. If this were two newspapers reporting conflicting statements on the death of Judas,i'm sure you'd have a different perspective but it's in your bible so it must be right. Even when you know in your heart,something isn't right here you can't bear the thought to think something is terribly wrong with this book so you banish such thoughts from your head and just carry on pretending everything is fine. Maybe you can also use your biblical sagacity to clear up these two verses for me...
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jared007:No,i totally agree with you. Even the winged Unicorn,remember? It has been found in some parts of Australia. The bybull is so ahead of its time it's mind boggling. |
We don't have a press in Nigeria. What we have are presstitutes. Really sad |
jared007:Anything to defend your god no matter how silly it sounds is justified. I guess the time Joshua commanded the sun to stand still has also been proven by science. Snakes and donkeys talking have also been proven to be true. Hey what about that time Jonah spent 3 days in the belly of a fish? Did you know it's also been proven beyond reasonable doubt that a man can actually spend close to a week in the belly of a fish and still come out alive? Amazing isn't it? The other day i felt sad that my friend passed on. I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw him three days later. Claimed he died and rose on the third day. Astonishing! Turning water to wine? That's nothing for my friends uptown,they do that all the time. Personally,i've multiplied 2 pieces of fish and 5 loaves of bread and gave it to charity. Surely bro,the bible does agree with science. I'm a witness. |
malvisguy212:One contradictory statement in court is enough to rubbish your defence and have the judge throw the book at you. You might be going away for a long time based on a single inconsistency in your statement. I am referring to mere mortals here let alone a higher being. Shouldn't we expect more from him? Why do you keep making excuses for inconsistencies in what is supposedly the infallible word of god? Shouldn't he have given the same message to the authors of the bible rather than giving distorting messages of the same episode thus,bringing his book to ridicule. Or are you suggesting part of the bible were written by men and some by god? If part of the Bible came from God and part came from primitive men, you do not know which is which. You do not know if Jesus really is resurrected, or if that's just a make-believe story inserted by primitive men. How do you know if God wrote the Ten Commandments or not? If any part of the Bible has been polluted by primitive men, you have to reject the whole thing. There is no way to know who wrote what, so the entire book is invalid. There really is no middle ground and the Bible has to be an all-or-nothing book. Either the entire Bible came from God, or none of it did. While we are still on the subject of discrepancies in the bible,can you please explain these two verses on the death of Judas Iscariot. The authors can't seem to get their stories straight.. Matthew 27:5 Then he threw down the pieces of silver in the temple and departed, and went and hanged himself. Acts 1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out
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jared007:It must agree with your god's word or it must be innacurate. Yeah like the bible where the bible says the earth is flat. That surely agrees with science don't you think? |
jared007:Since you're so stuck up on the creation story,why bother seeking answers elsewhere? Stay glued to your bybull and stop worrying about the origin of man and the different races. It's all in there in your story book. |
Ikenna17:They can still use water bottles to light up their homes
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What exactly is wrong with two grown ups developing feelings for each other. Is it now a crime or what am i missing? |
LaRoyalHighness:I concur. But then again it's Tuface. What's not to like about Tubaba? |
See dem,all acting pious.Yet na Nigerians download poŕn pass. Mtcheew |
We will prevail insha Allah. We will deal with these munafikis and arnes. We shall destroy them,we will annihilate them,we will incapacitate them,we shall decapitate them,we will demolish them,we dehumanise them,we shall... (20:4645) – “…He (the Messenger of Allah) did that and said: There is another act which elevates the position of a man in Paradise to a grade one hundred (higher), and the elevation between one grade and the other is equal to the height of the heaven from the earth. He (Abu Sa’id) said: What is that act? He replied: Jihad in the way of Allah! Jihad in the way of Allah!” Allah Akbar,Allah Akbar! |
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Sigh..sometimes being born a Nigerian feels like a hunch back |
prothelley:If the president witholds assent for up to 30 days,the bill would return to the Senate and the process of passing the bill commenced afresh an agreement two thirds majority before the presidential veto can be overridden. [b]This power is so strong that if the President withholds assent, it requires the National Assembly to re-pass the bill through the same initial process with a two thirds majority before the Presidents power of veto can be overridden. This principle was thoroughly and exhaustively encapsulated and postulated in the case of INEC V. Obasanjo (2003) 9 NWLR (Pt. 824) 104 at 131 paras D-F, specifically the Judgment of the sagacious Oguntade, JCA, (as he then was) to the effect thus: ....“Presumably, the Electoral Bill went through the requisite stages before it was sent to the President i.e. 1st respondent/cross-appellant for his assent. However, it was not assented to within 30 days. Under section 58(5) of the Constitution, in order to override the veto of the 1st respondent, each of the Houses of National Assembly has to pass the bill again. The language used by section 58(5) is “and the bill is again passed by each house.” This means that the bill has to go through the same processes it has previously gone through when it was first passed. That is the clear import of ‘the bill is again passed’. It means a repetition of the earlier [/b]process [url] http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/04/constitutional-amendment-and-the-presidents-veto/[/url] |
Sigh..these christians sef. Una own too much. Everyday it's one degrading story after another. Can any good come from these folks? |
Mtcheew |
Nice..dude is putting in work. Money,talent,great physique. This bloke ticks all (well almost all) the boxes |
Chai..naija |
arresa:Here's your starter pack. This will surely ease your pain,guaranteed.
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sukkot:Nah..UK |
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so Oyedepo has added breast enlargement to his plethora of businesses? The geezer sure has some business acumen. His god must be proud