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Christianity: Religion of Sex?

Chineke mee! Choi, choi, choi… Ọ gịnị n’afịọ! Bikonu kedu ife n na nụdị ife a? Kedu udi akụkọ bụ ife nke a bikonu? Nnaa eh, ọ dịkwa m ka oke echiche egbugokwenu nna ma o! O, chi m o! Biko kwa!

Chai! Which kain bad news be dis na especially dis xmas period? Chai, my people don suffa!!!

Look at dis man! What's dis guy saying? My friend just pick any of the two and start work immediately, you dey hear me so?

I know why you are having double mind. Of course, you are already thinking in the long term and chances are you are already asking yourself for how long will you keep doing this job.

But that's where you are making this mistake. You are not supposed to be in that job for a long time.

If I were you, I will just pick the job, do the job for a period of two to twelve months just to raise up enough cash, and then I will figure out another and a better way of raising more money.

There are many fast moving ventures you can go into and start reaping from your investments and before you know it, you might be talking about owning your own marketing firm rather than working your äss off for a very ridiculous pay package.

You may not be aware of it but you can be earning as much as that 25K or even more PER DAY on nairabet or bet9ja if you understand how sports betting works and how to take calculated risks like all serious minded entrepreneurs. That's exactly what many guys are doing today even though they may not feel so free to tell you this.

In fact, you can even start now so click here to register a free nairabet account and click here to register a free bet9ja account and start earning something today no matter how small.

Good luck.

I'm not a wailer. It's just that all I want is to be made the minister of Biafra.

God(pastors) is man, that's why.

But on a more serious note, for those of us who don't want to give simply because they think they are making the pastors rich, I seriously think y'all should reconsider. This is because there is a law of nature which states that givers shall receive.

Why do you think they say GOD LOVES A CHEERFUL GIVER?

Of course, once you FREELY give straight from the bottom of your heart, you unconsciously trigger this law. But if you hold on tight to you paltry sum, you won't even receive anything in the end.

Look at people like Bill Gates. Why do you think they are always giving alms and donating to charity? Of course, they already know about this law and they are always triggering it to work in their favour for them.

So give it a try. As from today, start giving. Give to pastors. Give to your relations. Give to your friends. Give to people you know. Give to people you don't know. In short, give to everybody who needs it. Remember, it's not only money that you can give.

One more thing, always give because you want to give and not because you feel you are compelled to give and you will see the miracle start working in your life.

And finally finally, please don't ever BORROW to give.

It is well.

lestat:
That's an obvious lie, it's best known to you why you chose to lie to yourself but what's even worse is the fact u are actually believing the lie you have told yourself

Hehehe... see this guy o! You are not me and yet you think you know what I feel, or rather, what I should be feeling.

Anyway sha, na so e be. The problem with most people is that people like you are always projecting your life or what you think life should be on others but in essence, I know you guys are just projecting your fears so I understand where you are coming from.

But my guy, believe it or not, call it a lie or not, just like you will be so SAD being alone, God knows, I will be so HAPPY being alone. It's all about choice. One man's meat will always be another man's poison.

Take it or leave it but it is what it is.

lestat:
I get your point but look at it this way, I never said married people are perfect because we all have our own baggage!
Also if one is a cheat they will always cheat whether married or not!
Now all I simply said was one shouldn't bash the marriage institution because one is single we all hope to settle down one day but let's not go into consoling ourselves that being single or being a single parent is better!

We all know the truth deep down and trust when I say yes I agree a lot of marriages are sham but when u are single sitting in the corner in a bar and u see that couple who are like best friends playing together both wearing arsenal jerseys you would surely be filled with a deep longing!! Not to have sex but to be married!!!
Marriage whether fake or not is way better than the alternative..

I repeat no matter how confident a single person sounds!! No one wants to be alone!!!

You are so wrong. I repeat, I WANT to be ALONE.

Wow! This is just the beginning. Nigeria will rise again! Sai Baba!

swaggzo:
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS. .. THIS CAN'T HAPPEN THE OPPOSITE WAY.


NOT EVEN AN INSANE AFRICAN WOMAN WOULD WANNA BE WITH A WHEELCHAIR-SITTING MAN....


GENDER EQUALITY, YOU EVEN EXIST?
WHERE?

No sir. I think you are wrong. In actual sense, the reverse is the norm. When it comes to marriage, physically challenged women have it tougher.

Durentt:
OP, It seems u are emotional attracted to guys but physically attracted to ladies. You are fine, dont mind some nairalanders here, they are just re.tards. My advice to u, is to keep up a healthy sexual relationship with da same sex and also maintain a healthy romantic relationship with da guys. If possible, u can tell any guy coming ur way about ur sexuality so dat he doesn't end up calling u all sort of names. Dont let anyone force u into sex, if u are nt physically attracted to guy, its not ur fault, u are not even alone, from wat i know about 85% of naija ladies feel da same way #Fact. But be careful when indulging in same sex acts, bcuz amebos are everywhere. #Remain blessed.

Jeeze! Really? 85 %? Hmm, If this is really a fact, then I think I'm getting so scared!

Sagamite:
He obviously did not say such considering none of the reputable media houses have reported it.

It would be hard to believe he would say such. If it had been reported that Sagamite said it, then it would have been more believable as this is the kind of blunt truth I would declare.

It is evident the write-up is true considering the fuuktard OP that posted the link and the fuuktard moderator that put it on the front page, could not be bothered to check the veracity and reliability of the report.

Another bunch of black fuuktards!

I would have added these to the report if I authored it.

- Blacks also know how to dance and go to the gym, but definitely not the library.

- Blacks would rather believe in some moronic God/miracle/juju/etc rather than use their brains to think through things or make discoveries.

True words, Saga. Something is definitely, seriously, and terribly wrong with the black race.

mcfejoc:
And those dates appear only on one side. So if U're not willing to argue with the FRSC, just have ur vulcaniser install them the other way round, with the dates inside.

I like your type. The fast guys abi short cut lovers. You think say oyibo man no know say people wey dey think go dey abi? So you no know say dem dey mark all those tyres for both sides?

But guy even at that, if I were to be the Road Safety official to stop you on the road and you tell me this nansense that your tyres have been installed the other way round, God help you, I will INSIST that you will remove all the tyres you've installed in that manner to show me the expiry dates on them.

Again, God help you, if you start to tell me that you don't have your jack or your wheel wrench. Na dat time you go know say bush meat don catch hunter.

Just negodi. I'm trying to save your life by telling you to use good tyres and you are trying to prove smart

Besides, don't you know that tyres sellers will also eat? So tell me, how will they eat if you INSIST on using your tyres for more than 15 yearz?

Chai, ndi Naijiria!!!!

Ogum:
I am watching this match like film

Na wa o! Me I dey watch am like b l u e fim and the tin dey sweet ehh choi!

It's okay. There's no cause for alarm. Our power is in the hands of a tested and trusted general!

mianyaegbu:
U jst missed some good 3som.. Owu na bastard..

Taa... make I hia word. 3sum ko, 3sum ni. All of una wey dey even talk of 3sum, abeg make I ask, how una even take no say the 3sum go even happen? Maybe na after those gels don talk finish abi?

I no blame the guy at all becos somethings are not just worth it. Yes, owu na bastard buh any sharp guy suppose to dey decode wen pesin wan use am do maga so dat e go fit cut out sharperly one time!

Well done OP!

Genycharl:
Hmmm, all these noise makers will still end up with naija babes

God forbid.

Nuclear power!!! This is a very welcome development. We are finally going nuclear!!!

Nice one, Chinedu. Just keep on giving the new APC government such advice.

Who knows, they might consider you for a second term.

Chai! Na wa o! Girls don suffa o!

Hmm... this is serious o! If the FG is raising such an alarm that wan be say there is no hope!

I wish him all the best.

story story...story. once upon a time...time, time.

Same old story everyday! All diz vandals dat is keeping us in darkness, diarisgod o!

Chai...dis our light problem na wa o!

So all these prayers and all these prayer warriors wey full everywhere for dis our country no fit use holy ghost fire send the spirit of darkness far far away from us by fire by force abi?

Hmm...na wa o!

Okay na...

Se October don dey reash na? May we jus dey luk dem...

Chai! Dia ris god o!

This goes to show that really man was born free but he is everywhere in chains...