₦airaland Forum

Nice message you've got there kay29000

But...

Aesthetically speaking, guy, you fall my hand hands down.

Just take a second look at that dirty carton of money. Just look at how those bills are wrapped with twine or something!

Chai!

The vex wey hol' me now as I dey view this picture wey you upload, e do me make make I jus light up that old carton and everything wey dey inside am with matches.

GogobiriLalas:
This thing will creep into every society...your children will mix with them and be forced to accept it because it is politically correct...grants and aides will be tied to it...this thing did not start just yesterday...It's the culmination of centuries of planning...militant feminism is serving to keep men docile and irrelevant, evolutionary science is convincing us that we're no better than the common beasts of the field, cultural and moral relativism means that we cannot see evil and cry evil, separation of church and state means that man can no longer practice the conviction of his heart, internationalfinancial and monetary system so entrenched and concentrated in the hands of a 'demonic' few and all over in the hallowed halls of ivory, satanic liberal academics are indoctrinating your young ones on the virtue of secularism and the acceptance of vice...no be small thing, the conspiracy is real...

Yeah.

So true.

That's the Illuminati agenda!

And it's already happening.

blackpanda:
So what solution have u proposed other than wailing What shld buhari be doing that he is not doing? I think many years of being spoon-fed has led to unpatriotism, greed, laziness and irresponsibility. You just sit at home and nag, and yet go ahead to buy expensive phones, cars and other imported products. Buhari shld do magic abi? Smh

Don't mind them. It's always easier to complain.

But what exactly is this topic doing in SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY section?

Na wa o!

Hahaha

Wey dat small boy naijaboiy abi wetin im dey call imsef.

Ol' boy you don hear am now?

I tell you say wetin adults sit down see small pikin like you no go ever see standing up.

Problem be say you fit no even understand this tory with all those dog and hunter allegories.

Ask4bigneyo:
Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored today?
Buhari: Which Mikel?
Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria
Buhari: What did you drink last night?
Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner.
Mfonobong Abel Ekene Even confirmed it on his facebook
Buhari: Osinbade, That means change have catch Mikel and football
Osinbajo: Yes, change has change Mikel
Buhari: Did Chelsea win?
Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal
Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it
Osinbajo: How?
Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me

Rubbish.

yemi16, I support you.

Don't apologize to her for any reason. If she can't cope with the bond you have with your family, then she should have a rethink about the whole relationship.

I'm sure if you have given out those electronics to her brother or siblings, there will be no problem.

Family first. That's my motto.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]What is this one saying?

Where did you see in the story that the beef is about their wives?

I wonder how you people comprehend things.[/color]

Dey dia dey chop ogbono.

Wetin adult like us sit down see; small pikin like you no go ever stand up see.

Ha ha ha... o boy, am I enjoying all this!

All because of a woman

This is what happens when you marry someone your family does not approve of.

MORAL LESSON: Guys, make sure you marry someone your family approves of or else one day, you will find yourself replaced with an effigy.

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hahaaha. I love this drama. If dem wan split make them split becos I go enjoy dat one too.

This drama reminds me of one song I used to like back then. I can't really remember the name or who sang it buh the chorus goes like this:

I dey see danger ( danger)
Wahala dey
Oh oh oh
Wahala dey

Is that so?!

No wonder, I've been enjoying tomato rich stew for quite sometime now.

Sorry for the farmers, though.

I guess we need serious agricultural products preservation programme in this country because a lot of tomatoes are going to wasted as a result of this superfluous supply of the product.

Na wa o! E be like say guys dey vex. And that reference to Jesus Christ got me

Nnaa na wa o! Guys are not smiling at all at all. Maybe, the eediot biittch tink say here na America?

Anyway sha, who do we blame now for this anomaly?

Is it PMB or GEJ?

Ha ha haaa... ọtụ ọcha!

abeg is madam Kate an IPOBian? This one she's also making references to the zoo!

Ha ha haaa...

Chai, e be like say de tin pain am wella...

anyway sha, aunty Kate no mind am. Na dem get their mouth. Monki no fine buh im mama still like am

4.

The rest could just as well be patterns.

Mtcheeewww

This is one of the easiest ways to identity any girl that has nothing to offer apart from... you know

Chai... it's a pity.

End Time Neighbor

EroticAngelina:
the step mother is a stoopid bitchhh.

She can whoree around with the whole men in her village, buh she should give the late husband respect and stay off the house when fvcking!

The guy shouldn't have stabbed the lover.
too bad the imbe.cile is dead, we can't get his own side of the story

Only you Na wa o

See as you dey wia you dey come know say the woman na bïtch and the guy na imbecïle.

Chai, the way una dey freely and quickly take dey insült or judge others for this Nairaland, sometimes I just dey wonder the kain home una come from and the kain upbringing wey una get.

birmingham04:
Nigerians got plenty problem, you want PMB to turn Nigeria to Paradise within 7 month . If president Obama his Nigeria president you still going to complain and I can't blame you because 95% of our graduate they are educated illiterate. I know they will complained about PMB because politics is not business as usual. Those who believe that GEJ ruled Nigeria well by the special grace of Almighty God your life will be ruled the way GEJ rule Nigeria. Ingrate generation.

Don't mind them. Maybe they think Buhari is another way of saying magician.

Mpanyi:
Keep asking? I am sure you will ask one day 'why are we not allowed to have sex as we like and under any condition?' That is if you also don't ask why we obey laws.

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Typical response of a mindless minion.

You don't know. You don't want to know. Shh... my friend, stop asking. Just follow your leader and do what others are doing.

And the brainwashing continues...

“What luck for the rulers that men do not think” - Adolf Hitler (German Chancellor)

Thank God for their lives.

Please, people should pay more attention to the expiry dates of their tyres.

ritababe:
First of all your mother does not have the right to dictate to you who you will spend the rest of your life with is your life not hers, and if you decided to move on without her, you will be the one to suffer for the rest of your life not your mother,.
And again the beauty of a woman is inside not outside.

I wish you were right.

You guys are really passing thru hell in Nigeria.

Here in Malaysia, what matters first is what you have in your head and not your certificate.

Na wa o!

So na only EFCC waka come?

Okay, continue.

SirPee, is it Stanford Bridge abi Stamford Bridge?

Anyway it doesn't matter so far as there's bridge in it.

According to NatGeoWild, a python's head can expand to swallow food ten times its size.

After that one successful meal, the python may not eat again for a whole one year!

Joavid:
why are you so rude and insensitive?

Don't mind him. I think he's a born fool. Can you imagine? He thinks everything is a joke. Somebody is in trouble and all your dumb brain can only come up with is to tell the person that you're thanking God it's only the person. Now what manner of callousness can we call that?

Maybe, it's high time we redefine the meaning of 'massive'.

I don't really agree.

Take a second at the photos. Is Obama not an African? Is he not fittest amongst all those runners?

The way I see it, Africa may appear to be backwards but then, Africa is always sure to produce the FIRST amongst equals!

Okay. So continue. What about the girl? Or have you lost her too?

Animals have souls. That's why vegans don't eat them.

I saw COUCH, TILES, STRAW

birmingham04:
. Why are you talking like this
Our pastors, Bishops, Prophets and so on are Nigerians do you want them to keep silent and be watching our evil leaders to be maltreating us without saying nothing? They stand in the place of prophet Moses in the Bible who went extra miles in other to free the Israelites in the hand of pharaoh. Our evil leaders stand as King Pharaoh while Fr Mbaka stand as Prophet Moses.Nigerians are the most difficult and ingrate to defend. Thank God Mandela was not from Nigeria. Nigerians could have called him a prisoner who is not worthy to be their president.May Almighty God forgive us our sin.

Don't ever try to argue or correct Nigerians of their myopic views. Most of them have a problem with accepting reality.