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saasala:
Stupid things be making frontpage since 2015...Seun is fast running outa ideas I swear

I'm telling you! This thing don taya the guy taytay.

Ioannes:
please where is the shocking detail?

I even thought he finally wanted to reveal how he asked the inec returning officer from one of the northern states to change his result to favor him,

or how and who he shared billions of $$$ to during the electioneering period.

abi o.

I still dey look for the shocking detail abi details, I no see. You lose election, wetin else remain? My people, no be to comot be that?

Maybe the African presido wey dey yarn dat kain dust neva sabi say naija no be like Cameroon or Zimbabwe or even Kenya. Naija pass all of dem put together by far.

Eeyaa

So Linda finally succumbed to the pressure?

Chai, men una too wicked.

Just see una still dey confuse women, dey deceive women, come dey scare them into believing say marriage na the only way for women to gain full respect from the society.

Anyway sha, Linda I dey wish you congratulobia in advance.

nnachukz:
What does he know about economic activities? Remember he failed maths and economics in the WAEC result awarded to him by his Principal. To him everything he doesn't understand is a scam and corruption.

Hmm, are you sure you know what you're saying? I thought he had no certificate? So tell me, how can he have failed maths & econs whereas he has no certificate?

ggrin:
My friend or myself?

Of course, it's always my friend, as usual.

What the fück exactly is wrong with this toksboy

Guy listen to me. No woman, I repeat, no woman is that important.

And the earlier you let the women in your life know this; the better for you and for guys who may be looking up to you.

If you want to live peacefully with a woman, make sure she's afraid of you in one way or the other.

That way, you are rest assured of her respect.

ellovee:
You don't have a case

Exactly!

I'm still tryin' to find out why the nigga is blamin' bet9ja.

Nigga is greedy and his greed put him in a fix and now nigga's talkin' shït.

People who don't know a shït 'bout bettin' will come here an' start mouthin' off buh I'm laffin' at their ignorance 'cause I know betting pays, an' pays well, if you make very good use of your head.

BS.

Jisos! I can't believe someone took all the disadvantages of being an employee, cloaked it and turned it around to present being an employee look attractive.

People who cannot take risks can never grow.

SAED

Sorry babe. It's a pity. I can feel your pains because I cannot imagine myself getting married to an ugly girl.

Tufiakwa!

Unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about his ugliness. It's inbuilt and worse still, one or all of your kids is surely going to get 'ugly' gene except if your 'pretty' gene will over ride.

You should have thought about all these when age was on your side but you kept on doing inyanga.

Now, you see what you've done to yourself

For a temporary solution, you can help him do a plastic surgery but like I said it's still temporary.

MissGdope:
all these yeye guys sef. A girl will be sincerely rejecting your advances but you won't hear. you will say she is playing hard-to-get. so when she decides to use you as atm and dump you after use, you will come and be ranting on NL
Continue....
make una no geh sense

You are right. There are two types of hard to get games women play. Hard to get because she's somewhat interested and hard to get because she's rejecting you.

Unfortunately, so many guys cannot differentiate between the two. Some guys believe that a woman should just give in to their demand there and then but they fail to recognize that women too have some choice to make in the matter and sometimes this could take quite some time.

My advice to guys is to first of all declare your interest in the girl and display your attractive 'swags' and then sit back, give her some time to decode your intentions.

If you are the intelligent, ambitious, high self-esteemed, handsome, emotionally strong type of guy, any reasonable girl with an atom of common sense will need no one to tell her to stop playing such a silly hard to get game with you simply because... she knows she has everything to lose assuming you decide to walk away!

okuya:
This is like going to a beer palour to ask the drinkers there if drinking is a sin, Nairaland is not the best place to get the right answer
Most of the folks answering are probably browsing using the means .

Na true.

Comonth to 777

hobermener:
Nairaland is fast losing it's appeal with such rubbish making front page every now and again. And op forgive me to say you reek of low self esteem. Mikel should wish to look like you not the other way round.

Don't tell me you just noticed that now!!! Nairaland is already dead and gone with so many dumb topics and posts everywhere!!!

I just don't know how we got to this sorry state.

bokohalal:
I cannot believe that some people are insulting Amaechi for letting us know that Jonathan sat on a complaint.

Don't mind them.

I'm sure so many of them didn't even understand what they read here, that is, if they even read it at all.

They just saw the words 'leaked' and 'Amaechi' and that's enough to bring out all the hatred and cussing whereas they should be asking what did Jonathan do with the leaked letter afterwards...

It's really a pity.

This is why it's always preferable to marry a virgin girl for the sake of peace of mind.

Sagamite:
Continue deceiving yourself there.

Spanking international models ko, spanking international man-arsses ni.

He has absolutely no interest in her whatsoever.

https://www.nairaland.com/2789558/uk-divorce-court-awards-woman/1#40857661

Neymar is probably looking that "don't touch me next with that hand".

Hahaha...

Why do you so much want to make someone believe Ronaldo's gay?

The way I see it, gay or not, it doesn't stop him from being one of the best in the game.

O di egwu! Change gini?? N'uwaaa!!!

Funny woman. She's foolishly wise. Most women have this foolish-wise mentality.

It's foolishness because they have consciously or unconsciously failed to realize how easy it is for someone to control and make all decisions for you if you are wholly dependent on him financially but then again, it's wisdom because—in the words of Mr. V of the Mafia Manager—they have consciously or unconsciously fully realized that it is always better to draw a snake from its hole with another man's hand!

Ain't it funny that the same woman who tells you she is a firm believer in gender equality when the going is really smooth will not hesitate one second to remind you to 'be a man' when the going gets really tough?

Oya na...

Ngwanu...

* In Phyno's voice * O seti go!

Well done emusmith.

One day, I'm gonna use all of your write-ups here to build my own article base.

I already know it's gonna be huge.

So keep your pen flowing.

Thanks.

#FireOnBuhari

WeedSeller:
Lmao....Person wey dem enter wella go wan form clown with epic response but deep down e pain am..#
Abeg..Wizkid enter ah ..

O boy, you sabi wetin dey.

Sibrah:
He he he. They want a probe from 1984. They (PDP)were there for 16 years and saw nothing worthy of probe in Buhari so why the sudden request? PDP should just allow this man recover some quick money with which he can run this country. With oil selling for $37 how does PDP expect Buhari to acheive what they couldn't with $108/barrel?
The fact that PDP preferred to sponsor a vile N2.1B documentary attacking the character of Buhari is pointer to his clean record any probe dating back to 1984 is an attempt to waste and time derail the anti-corruption drive.

Well said.

fuckerholic:
It better fall to 1 dollar..this is good for Africans BC it seems their lazy silly brains can't see any other thing than oil as a means of income.in particular Nigerian politicians can now at least rest or better still back out from politics so the real called ones can stand out

You just spoke my mind. It's high time we start exporting agricultural products cum intellectual content as against oil in this country.

I walked on water. River Niger precisely. The water was very cold. Gave me cold feet in the end.

Next year, 2016, it's River Nile.

The year after that, I will definitely walk on the moon.

So help me Gad.

Fine man. Fine on the inside. Fine on the outside. Fine kids. Fine. Fine. Fine. In short, sai baba, sai fine!

CaroLyner:
how come you and wristbangle alws comment at the same time.

Very nice observation.

Could it be possible that both are the same person?

Well, time will tell...

chai... O boy eh, mourinho and dat im Chelsea don too cast my bet taya so no wahala make im jus pack dey go.

Estharfabian:
Well, trust me girl....Your world Would be Much Easier n less dramatic if You Stopped Making It Revolve around "Guys"...

Are You independent? Do You just want A Guy Coz U want someone taking care of Your needs, financially? coz U seem pretty desperate to me!

Maybe the reason these guys are backing Out is 'Coz They feel You'd only be parasitic towards 'em...and No one wants that!

Bout the 2013 guy...He doesn't like You..I think U should just forget bout him..No Real guy would see a Lady in that much pain and still ignore her the way he did..he's A douchebag!

Just start working Towards Your future...Be independent, be successful, be beautiful, be bold, be classy...that's when Guys would come, You'd only have to choose from so many...

Seriously?

It's like you didn't see the part where she said she's in her late twennies...?

I got this... I got that... I got... I got... I got... this must be the current national anthem, I guess?

Na wa o!