₦airaland Forum

I'd rather die by covid19 than to be swept away by flood.

At least, with covid19, I might still get the opportunity to chop NCDC money small but with flood, na straigt to hell one time!

SaintLucia:
Lol abi no be so Oya name one politician they support on election time that won and win a bag of rice

Na wetin I don dey reason since o.

From Atiku to Peter Obi to Saraki to Dino to Agbaje to Fayose and now to Obaseki...

Na wa o for Ipob o!

SaintLucia:
Obaseki is not a grassroot politician. Oshobaba did all the campaign for him in 2016. As it stand now Obaseki will not even have agents in some polling units come September 19. His only hope is Wike and court to win election which can't be possible. Obaseki has not even started his campaign cos there's no grassroot politician to do that for him. Even those that are willing to do that are putting him on a strict conditions. Poor Obaseki who allowed Biafra Igbo Jews to push him against his will.

Are you trying to imply that any non-Igbo politician that the Biafra Igbo Jews supports will always lose?

A _foursome gone wrong, definitely!!!

The boy might be intelligent and crafty when it comes to negotiations.

But the mother is definitely a _dullard when it comes to spellings and grammar.

I don't know why I'm pitying NCDC right now.

Everybody I know seems to have since long moved on with their lives and left NCDC behind with their coronavirus quagmire all alone

Just one toaster and she calls it rampant?

Maybe lesbians have been hitting on her several which made her refer the one instance as rampant?

But on the other hand, I think I get why lesbians will be hitting on her.

She has got a very ugly manly face.

That girl ass black die.

Looks like these ones are also tired of the scam.

I only pity the lazy workers who will not like this news at all.

donstan18:
At 34, this lady is not married but busy feeding and depending on social media attention.

For how long will she continue like this?

She has bleached, done surgeries, filtered her pictures and even had to snap with pant alone on social media, yet no man to call hers.

Even with her back to back relationship video talks, yet nothing come out.

Las las, Na to come Nairaland come dey create threads on how to cook soup, that one fit work for am.

You have finished the old bitch totally.

I don't just know what gives the old cargo the idea that she is still a hot cake.

Man must survive.

If governor Wike-cd doesn't like it, he can resign.

Besides, coronavirus no dey for Naija.

So what's the point in even locking up the markets in the first place?

Be like say this man don dey fear o?!

This man na correct bad guy.

He deserves a mention in the Guinness World Record.

What kind of useless Nollywood movie is this?

NENGIsmells:
u dont need to hear bro. this guy was asked to give a girl a lap dance and he said he want to give a guy. and he said it wthout shame. even yesterday he made a similar statement

You don mean it!!!

Well sha, I like the guy though.

He is kinda free spirited, and I like that about him.

rationalmind:
Thank you. Right on the stage even with all the make up when she was telling ebuka she wants people to see her for who she is and not just her beauty, I wondered what beauty she was talking about.

I have looked at that girl so hard trying to see this beauty everyone keeps singing and I honestly can't see it. I guess that's why its said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Maybe you need to go for eye transplant so that you can see better.

That girl Nengi is really really beautiful.

But not just facially beautiful only, she has a very good body too with a very attractive complexion.

But do you know what I liked most about her?

Upon all her beauty, she seems to also have excellent manners as against the arrogance and attitude that is usually expected of such fine girls.

I have a feeling she might be actually intelligent too.

And if that is the case, I'll say that Nengi is the complete package.

NENGIsmells:
praize must leave o. he cockblocks because he is pissed that the ladies are taking the attention of the guys from him

If tomorrow I come hear say that Praise na gay, I won't even be surprised.

Confirmedzombie:
I think with rate of discharge we have won the fight against COVID-19.

At this point the FG can now reopen the economy fully.

My problem is that im doubting the figures because its not realistic as i feel the NCDC and the government are cashing out big time from this.

Nigerians have moved on and have learnt to live with virus.

FG should reopen the economy quickly. The COVID-19 is real but NCDC and governors seem to be cashing out with the virus.

Show us videoes where those on isolation are been treated.

Oga, you are the most confused Nairalander I have ever come across.

Even if ONE million Buharis decide to start wearing masks.

Me, I will never wear that mask.

SavageResponse:
She;s not sharp anything, she's very lazy!

Lazy.

Disgusting.

Very ugly.

And highly irritating.

Thank God I don't hug people at all.

Wait o... so no one is talking about big breasts again?

Does it mean that Big Breasts Don't Matter anymore?

fitzmayowa:
The guy get too much talent and him no dey shout, liking his vibe...

Prince is definitely winning this season's Big Brother.

It's in him.

There's more to this story.

byinks:
You're having coldfeets too, are you ?

I never trusted Bill Gates.

byinks:
I haven't experienced anything like that but when I saw Microsoft in your text, I wouldn't even respond to that survey.

Madam, don't tell me you are afraid of the Bill Gates vaccine?

That Kaisha is too dull for my liking.

She is the type of bitch you only invite to your home at night just to _fuck because you may not want people to be seeing the two of you together during the day because she looks local.

Of course, she looks like someone who will always give a nigga some good _fuck!

She is the type that ALWAYS delivers when it matters... if you know what I mean!

Poli-tricks eh..

Usually, it's mainly all about personal interests first!

So how will that put an end to covid 19?

Na she go even pack herself comot for the house because she no go ever in her damned life dey comfortable again in my presence.

xynerise:
It is easy to preach " don't hit a lady" when you are not the one she violated.

Exactly.