₦airaland Forum

Banky no just wan talk wetin dey im mind.

Im just wan dey careful make e no be say im don dey abuse that mad feminist.

e7ejinima:
Only few will understand this

Nairaland get enough indomie generation kids now.

GeeString:
7. Stop playing bet9ja: No additional write up needed here.

Stop saying what you don't know or understand.

Bet9ja has the potential of lifting so many people out of poverty.

All you need to do is to understand the system and how it works.

To what end, please?

Abbeyme:
Sometimes, I wonder why all the news of these 'stars' should be news.

What is so special about them??

Can you imagine?!

Enough of all these hyping of that ordinary jersey biko.

As if to say na jersey dey win games.

rosalieene:
: what's the essence kwanu

I was already rejoicing expecting to be free on Tuesday

Don't be a lazy youth, please.

Nice one.

Very very easy to achieve.

bennymark:
I fear women more than I fear death

You fear women simply because you're not yet a man.

Real man know how to put women in their rightful place at all times!!!

So even toy snake is enough to get lalasticlala's attention?

Nnaa na wa o!

What a shame!

This man is truly a Wailing Hailer.

Lazy and ignorant youths!

Just look at how most of them are writing "Am this... Am that..."

Like my big boss Sagamite will often say, most of these folks who write "Am" instead of "I am" or just "I'm" are nothing but the product of a failed educational system.

It's really a shame.

Yian1:
please, who is Teddy A?

Teddy A is a name of a place, animal or thing.

Hmm... that's wonderful, most especially coming after 22 good years.

Listen to me, child of God, you will surely live to enjoy the fruits of your labor, say Amen!

BluntBoy:
This is one of the wisest statements I have ever heard in my life.

You are welcome.

You see, the thing is that in life, loyalty should never be bought or paid for.

Anyone who believes he or she can buy loyalty from another is only setting him or herself up for the biggest disappointment in their lives.

If the sole reason why you want 'success' in this life as a man is for you to be able to keep a girl, then are totally _fucked up through and through.

espn:
Hungry looking guys...

If men come out now, you sure say you go still fit talk this thing wey you talk now?

Daviddson:
Anything for worthless likes and shares... Lazy Nigerian youths already hyperventilating and commenting without rational thinking.
I wonder why any intelligent person would believe that a routine State House security meeting has any connection to whatever is happening in the National Assembly. If the headline had said "Buhari to visit Saraki tomorrow to stop his impeachment", gullible people would have still made such comments as 'We said it; Saraki will show Buhari pepper.'

What else do you expect from a bunch of lazy and dull youths who cannot even think for themselves?

The wonderful works of Saclux paint.

Where is that person that said success is not sexually transmitted?

emelda86:
Lol

Your lolling is not even saving the situation now.

This is nothing but pure murder!

emelda86:
Lolzzzzzz....preek dey draw this one o

Nne m, I no go lie you.

E dey draw me all the time!!!

SexyDenzel:
I've noticed times without number that our African females lack or dislike investing time in a responsible and productive way or basically making money. I know some try their best, some work their asses off and yet they money they make is not enough so they keep toiling to make ends meet.
Life's is not easy yes but why is it that a girl will have a boyfriend, man friend, sugar daddy or whatnot that is making money but only beg them to give her money for her to take care of herself and fail to ask these men that are making money to teach them how to make that money too or get into whatever business the man is into? Most girls lobe the passenger seat beside the driver so much that they can do anything for it not knowing that the driver's seat( ownership) is better.
why is that? ask the man to teach them how to establish or succeed? instead of just begging for money ever now and then you can make your own money and I swear no money sweet lass the one you made by yourself.
Ladies why can't you ask that your boyfriend or partner to teach you how to make that money he's making?

The way I see it, it's not actually that these women don't know they need to learn how to be making the money by themselves.

It's just that thing with most humans.

People will always be seeking the easy way out whenever they are faced with different options.

Those women we are speaking about here, already know that it is always easier to financially depend on men than to depend on themselves.

In fact, they will even go as far as to goad and even taunt such men to take pride in doing something like that.

It is a very effective 'mind trick' that so many women have been using to keep the men 'working' for them without even complaining at all.

The end result is that such men will only come to accept it to be the (right) way thus preventing most of these men from seeing such women as the leeches they actually are.

Such men may only start to complain when the 'economy' becomes so bad.

Why do you think prostitution will always be flourishing?

Prostitution flourishes simply because it is a very very very easy way of earning (quite a lot of) money for some women!

Can you imagine telling such a (well paid) prostitute to leave her 'business' to become a Java programmer or even to become a famous writer like Adichie or even a famous blogger like Linda?

She will take offense almost immediately.

That, I can guarantee you.

It's not that she may not be able to program or even write if she is adequately trained to do such things.

It's just that the easier way is in most cases, the only way!!!

Xisnin:
Lot of fake ladies on nairaland.

You can say that again!!!

So many confused males here and there posing as women on this site but by their words, we shall know them.

Tallesty1:
You don't tell people how to revenge because you're not in their shoes. It is same in a fight, once you throw a punch, expect the other person to hit you wherever s/he feels will hurt you most. You can't say "hey, I slapped you on your legs so you can't hit my face". You don't chose, it is the other person that decides where to hit and how to hit because a punch is a punch, same with revenge.

Chai, guy, your head is truly overflowing with sense.

emelda86:
Abeg all this English untop mouth action bros no vex I'm a lady with pussy for my future hubby

Moreover I say it as I see it eeh....

Haa... you never marry sef?

Me sef, me I neva marry too and I need pussy all the time.

And as per say you no be lesbian, abeg e get anyway we go fit help out each other?

emelda86:
U like lesbian porn & you hate lesbians OK ooo....is alright

Yeah, I'm like that.

I am always able to differentiate reality from fantasy.

God knows, I wouldn't like to ever have a lesbian wife or a lesbian daughter.

emelda86:
Sorry don't be offended

Did I say I was gonna do it, I said even if.....

So saying that her lips will be good for mouth action now makes me a lesbian?

I give up on Nigerians

No, get me right first, please.

You see a woman with full lips.

And your first thought is mouth action.

Check it, the logic will then be as follows...

For you to be (even remotely) thinking in that way, then...

It is either you are a straight dude.

Or, you are a lesbian.

Your monicker reads (f)

Do the math.

emelda86:
Do u like lesbians?

No.

In reality, I see them as a very big threat to my pussy colonization quest.

But that not withstanding, I must confess I do like lesbian porn.

By the way, are you a lesbian?

emelda86:
I can never snap my nudes & show to any man never!!!

Even if I'll do it, without my face shikena!!!

Which means, you can do it... if temptation knocks, or maybe if the price is right, abi?

But this girls mouth is good for mouth action dayummmm....

Please, don't be offended but why will you say this?

If you are truly a lady, do you happen by chance to be a lesbian too?